Not everyone is merry this time of year. Fabolous—who's usually down to throw pretty much anything in the bag—won't be doing too much Christmas shopping this year (unless it's for the wife or the mistress). In a new video for Funny or Die called "IDFWC," the "Breathe" rapper throws shots at everyone from reindeers to elves to Santa himself, who allegedly skipped Fab's childhood home twice.

More seriously, Fab is probably looking forward to the holiday. The Young OG Project, the first full-length from the rapper since 2009's Loso's Way, arrives Dec. 25.