Jack of Spades

Hate it or love it, the muscleman’s on top (and I’m not talking eskay’s favorite). Bobby Bonds’ baby boy is running this baseball history shit. Y’all should have known by now that Barry Lemar is a superstar. Like other great Blacks he was bred that way (word to that racist Jimmy The Greek). His daddy was a baller, he’s somehow related to Reggie Jax on some fake Wyclef and Pras cousin shit and the white folks’ favorite Negro Willie Mays is his godfather. Y’all saw the OG on the field last night regulating—snatching mics and shit. The Say Hey Kid was like fuck the haters—my lil 43-year-old nigga has somethin’ to say.

Yeah steroids, steroids, steroids, I get it. And truth be told, dude has always been anti-media and a twisted son of a bitch, but you gotta give the devil his due. There’s supposedly no juice in his system this year and his old ass is still the most feared player at the plate. One mistake and the ball goes flying into the hands of some cracker trying to make big bucks off his good fortune. It’s still majestic you muthafuckas to watch him knock one out the park.

I grew up loving baseball and no I don’t follow the game as close as I used to. I checked out when Doc and Daryl got cracked out (Word to Masters of Ceremony. Beam me up, Scotty!) Still I feel like saluting the San Francisco Giant this morning since he doesn’t seem be to getting enough love. In fact, I haven’t caught one line in a rap song that even mentions Barry. Shit, Jordan gets name-drops like Superhead gets booty calls. Like Will.i.am once queried, where is the love?

OK I got ‘em. Word to Weezy.

756 is in the mix
Barry’s the shit
He swings a black bat
You don’t want to get your head crack

Hammerin’ Hank gave it up so why don’t you
Bonds is the king, ha I’m sorry it’s true
The record ain’t tainted, stick that asterisk up your ass
Bud Selig is a bitch he gave Mark McGwire a pass
Is it because he’s Black that it’s Barry you attack?
Oh just fall back and cut a nigga some slack.

Ha that was off the dome, doofy. Now you see why I hate these rappers. Jealous one’s envy. I’ll leave this idea for Skillz or you can just rock out with the joint below and where you hear Larry, just say Barry. The hip-hop nation salutes you long-winded Busta Rhymes style.

P.S. Maybe he’ll get a Sauce cover. Hey what else they got? LOL. When it rains, it pours.

UPDATE: Hey the homie at the other spot, Sean "Lil Seed" Fennessey just put me up on things. San Quinn went in and gave BB a boost. Praise, Jesus.

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