Cursed With The Spirit

Delmar: What are you doin' out in the middle of nowhere?

Tommy: Well, I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight; sell my soul to the Devil.

Everett: Well' ain't it a small world—spiritually speakin'. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Delmar: This ain't no laughing matter, Everett.

Everett: What'd the Devil give you for your soul, Tommy?

Tommy: Well, he taught me how to play this here guitar real good.

Delmar: Oh, son, for that you traded your everlasting soul?

Tommy: Well, I wasn't usin' it.

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