2009 DDN Tournament – Sweet 16 Bracketology & Midwest Region Voting

Here are your detailed results from the round of 32!

Midwest:

#1 Yung Berg (90.6%) def. #8 Katt Williams (9.4%)
#5 Octomom (60.1%) def. #4 Alex Rodriguez (39.9%)
#3 Sarah Palin (74.6%) def. #6 Kwame Kilpatrick (25.4%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (75.4%) def. #7 Superhead (24.6%)

East:

#1 Jim Jones (71.6%) def. #8 WSHH Comments (28.4%)
#5 Lil’ Kim (80.8%) def. #13 Juelz “Western Kentucky” Santana (19.2%)
#3 DMX (65.3%) def. #6 Max B (34.7%)
#2 Chris Brown (66.9%) def. #10 Daddy Yankee (33.1%)

South:

#1 Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (80.3%) def. #9 AIG (19.7%)
#4 George W. Bush (82.2%) def. #12 Jermaine Dupri (17.8%)
#6 Parlae (85.3%) def. #3 Webbie (14.7%)
#2 Gucci Mane (61.9%) def. #7 OJ Da Juiceman (38.1%)

West:

#1 Rick Ross (64.6%) def. #8 Suge Knight (35.4%)
#4 Tyga (55.7%) def. #12 Scott Storch (44.3%)
#3 Coolio (69.7%) def. #6 Frankie F. Baby (30.2%)
#2 Pacman Jones (83.6%) def. #7 Bobby Brown (16.4%)

I can’t believe Parlae stole on Webster like that! I knew that one could go either way, but damn. Tyga pulled off one hell of a comeback to send Storch back to treatment empty-handed. Yung Berg obliterated yet another weakling. I’m lovin’ it.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled Filet-O-Fish.

#1 Yung Berg vs. #5 Octomom

After handling A-Rod like a fourteenth child, Octomom’s gotta spank yet another man boy. In her greatest challenge since the cervical sliding board first opened for business, Jolie Junior has to vanquish the dragon that is Yung Bawse and his mighty media fuckrathon. I don’t know if Don Qui-ho-tay has a big enough lance. She might be better served slapping him in the mouth. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#2 Plaxico Burress vs. #3 Sarah Palin

This is why we watch the DNCAA! Plaxico’s had a huuuuuge week! Not only has he been officially released by da GEEEEEEEE MENNNNNNNNNS after taking his time with his plea bargain and associated procedure, but he’s got even MORE legal trouble on the way! Having seen what the court of public opnion can do for a nigga like say… Michael Vick, Plaxico needed to be a fucking church mouse. Instead, he’s speeding and cussing out sherriffs and shit. Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin. Homegirl’s a fucking beast and this is the kind of matchup that tests mettle and establishes legacy! Her combination of power, stupidity, ignorance and pure evil is the stuff of champions! It’s FUCKIN AWESOME, BABY! [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

As always, the power is yours. Yes, I’m Captain Planet out this motherfucker.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Trying to prevent retarded shit coming out of you? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • DV8

    How Scott Storch did not advance is beyond me. As much money he has fucked off Im suprised he didnt get a bailout.

  • Pierzy

    I think Octomom is the Cinderella of the tournament. And Palin is going to treat Plax like those wolves that she shoots from the helicopters!

  • Worley

    Palin vs. Plax hmmm. I gotta go with Palin. Plax knows he’s a goon and stays in character. Palin doesn’t seem to know it and tries to be taken seriously. That’s some dumb n*gga sh*t right thurr.

  • Moving Sideways

    Plax baby!!

    At least Palin shots at other aggressive animals. Alas, if wolves could only shoot themselves…

  • http://foshiggadale.blogspot.com Foshiggadale

    You forgot to mention that Plax also turned down an incentive-laden contract proposal from the Giants at a time when no other team will possibly bring him aboard, Palin doesn’t stand a chance

  • dex

    Why was Flesh-n-bone stuuuupid ass left out of the DDN…..only a world class asshole gets locked up on gun charges after doin 8yrs for gun charges…DDN.

  • Apollo Moses

    All I can say is Worley, dex, and DV8 should be on DNCAA Gameday. Palin is like Villanova is mug, knocking off giants. (No pun intended)

    Parlae, I’ll be Deezam if he aint a bracket buster! My money is still on Jonsey.

  • BIGNAT

    Kwame Kilpatrick wtf how he lose

  • http://tonygrands.blogspopt.com Tony Grand$

    Octomom might technically be a SDN for the way she’s whoring out her life to support the colony of bastards she birthed. How’s that for the ends justifying the means? Berg is a boring imp, destined for nobodyville by the time the tourney wraps. I got my #1 foam uterus waving for Sulaman.

    Plaxico. Nothing else to be said. Well maybe “GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY” if you see him headed towards you.

    • Pierzy

      OctoMom is unstoppable…

  • geico lizard

    i voted for octomom and sarah palin. These Ladies tie for first when it comes to being selfish and using your kids to help you get more famous.