2009 DDN Tournament – The Elite H8
Here are your results from the round of 16:
Midwest:
#1 Yung Berg (61.6%) def. #5 Octomom (38.4%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (54.5%) def. #3 Sarah Palin (45.5%)
East:
#1 Jim Jones (72.5%) def. #5 Lil’ Kim (27.5%)
#2 Chris Brown (59.7%) def. #3 DMX (40.3%)
South:
#1 Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (61.1%) def. #4 George W. Bush (38.9%)
#6 Parlae (72.4%) def. Gucci Mane (27.6%)
West:
#1 Rick Ross (68.8%) def. #4 Tyga (31.3%)
#2 Pacman Jones (62.0%) def. #3 Coolio (38.0)
Midwest Final - #1 Yung Berg vs. #2 Plaxico Burress
Plaxico Burress nearly blew off his own dark butt and is now looking for work. This comes in the middle of a recession and a felony weapon trial. Burress could have made peace with the Giants by deciding a course of action that would staved off termination, but no... he's too stupid to do that as well. Yung Berg only... hates his mother; hates all dark women; is an artist, sir; popped shit at Ne-Yo only to PWN himself; got manhandled in Detroit; got manhandled in Miami; lives life as a human 25-cent toy dispenser. You tell me. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
East Final - #1 Jim Jones vs. #2 Chris Brown
With the angel of stank on such a roll, can Chris Breezy muster the gallbladder to beat a dust cloud out of Jim Jones like nana's carpet? The dust cloud actually serves as a defense mechanism for Jones in a fight. After you land your first punch, you might be temporarily stalled by the asbestos-like particle cluster. Chris might wanna try to talk this one out. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
South Final - #1 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em vs. #6 Parlae of Dem Franchize Boyz
Now you can lean wit it... and you can rock wit it. Who's burned through money before your eyes at a more alarming rate? Are you more appalled by Gucci garbage cans or the lighter fluid stacks? Do you love Massa as much as the next jigaboo? Soulja's got a laundry list of qualifications, but Parlae seems to have the single act of niggardry necessary to rise above the field of competitors... kinda like his own music career. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
West Final - #1 Rick Ross vs. #2 Pacman Jones
Pacman's not nearly as special as he was last week. He's no longer the only unemployed NFL player with legal troubles in the competition. He's still the only one who shot at people who tried to pick up his emerald rain. The shower of singles that changed his life and exposed the world to the niggardry within might be enough to unseat our first #1 seed. All Rawse ever had to do was come clean. Clearly his fans don't give a shit that he worked in corrections. We've all done some fucked up shit to get by. I used to work in fast food. Some of us still do. Ain't no shame in the game. Shame comes in denying the truth, then engaging 50 Cent in a war of words when all your bringing to the table are the proverbial fat kid and his beloved cake. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
Polls close Friday morning midnight. Vote carefully!
Questions? Comments? Requests? No condom! No nothin', mane!!! ron@ronmexicocity.com
P.S.: We's gettin back into the swing of things tomorrow. We got some isshers [issues] to backtrack and discuss.