2009 DDN Tournament – Round 2, West Region

West, west, y’all!

As things tighten up in the brackets, the fun intensifies. In our last region to tackle before we get to the Sweet 16, the Hollywood bracket’s starting to catch up.

#1 Rick Ross vs. #8 Suge Knight

They kinda look alike don’t they? In a battle of bearded big boys, is Suge Knight’s recent fuckery combined with his consistent falloff enough to outweigh the greatest time-release characater assassination evarr? Maybe Officer Ricky’s got a billyclub up his sleeve. Maybe he doesn’t need one to knock Suge tired ass out like everyone else does. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#4 Tyga vs. #12 Scott Storch

Tygaman eats money. Scott Storch sniffs it. What’s worse? The most overrated hip-hop producer of all time had it all. Money. Cash. Steroid Hoes. DMX on his shitbowl. You name it. Tyga just got hopped over on the Young Money checkerboard by Drake, Canadian teen idol and Lil’ Wayne’s true partner-in-rhyme. Mr. Feline might be sifting through some toilet logs as we speak. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#3 Coolio vs. #6 Frankie F. Baby

As expected, Crack Warz are upon us. Surely, Crack Warz will garner more praise and acclaim for Coolio than Gang Warz. Chino XL? Fuck you too! A single Frankie appearance trumps all of Coolio’s reality TV work put together. The question is, which contestant’s actions are more likely to repeal the civil rights laws of the 1960s? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#2 Pacman Jones vs. #7 Bobby Brown

The combination of Bobby Brown not deserving to beat Terrence Howard (in my humble opinion) and the fact that… well… Pacman Jones might have been a #1 seed were it not for regional placement. Considering that Bobby knew exactly what to do with Superhead and Pacman likely would have figured out a way to fuck up diving into those skins, I don’t think there’s much of a contest here. I predict another Pacman blowout. He might not see a tight match until the Elite Hate. Scary. Now everybody, hit the deck! It’s raining singles! [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

Questions? Comments? Requests? Pewwwwn! Pewwwwwn! Everybody goin’ down. ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • yeah man

    The Big Rossman v. Suge “Sugar” Knight is like watching Cleveland and the Celtics meet in the 2nd round of the playoffs…you just ‘know’ the real championship is happening too early.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      iono holmes. pacman is starting to give me a bad feeling.

      • Pierzy

        Pacman’s been giving me a bad feeling for years!

  • Pierzy

    Ross vs. Pacman in the Regional Final will be a classic

  • DV8

    Pacman iz a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

  • Worley

    Der Crakken Smokken vs. Frankie Krueger Cougar now that’s a tough one.

  • DevoG

    Just came from voting. WoW, Storch over Tyga? I guess eating a couple of bills isn’t as bad as, pissing all your money away. But letting crack head legends hide out at your house to avoid “the man”, ain’t even in the same league as letting this nigga Wayne tattoo your face with some Vulcan(alien) mating symbol!

    • DV8

      thats what im yellin!!

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    I would like to think that Boss[man] Rawse is the shoe in (no chris brown), but Suge’s been turning up the heat. Did y’all see him on TMZ with his goons? Wow. Every little step Marion takes not only probably makes him tired, but shows just how, um, unsmart he is. Yet & still, my scratch is on Ross.

    Storch over limes-n-da-coconut, easy. Eating money you don’t have is just as bad, if not worse, as burning money you don’t have (no Parlae). But losing money you DO have trumps all.

    Pacman’s got it. Brown is a nobody in comparison. Although singlehandedly turning Whitney Houston into a zombie is a feat unlike any other, & getting kicked out of YOUR own group is the dumbest shit a nigga can do. Yeah, lifetime achievement for that guy. He should just be automatically in the tourney until days end. He earned that shit 25 years ago.

    • DevoG

      Your right about Pac-man. That’s why I have him vs Jimmy in the Finals. Yall don’t truly appreciate Jimmy’s level ignorance yet.

    • orangejuicejones

      Its actually the other way around on that Whitney and Bobby tip…..

  • Bobo D

    Damn, this is getting difficult day by day.
    I never seen a jew go broke, but I’ve also never seen nigga eating money just to taste the crack on it – you ain’t Coolio on fear factor nigga!!!

    • BIGNAT

      ^^^^^^^^^”i never seen a jew go broke” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BIGNAT

    I thought coolio would be winning by a wider margin

  • amar

    dayum fat guy vs. fat guy going on!

  • DV8

    you know sumthin….we let Ice-T and Charles Hamilton slip through the cracks. They should have been in this tourney for beefin with a idiot.

  • tommy gunz

    GOTDAMN XXL GET UR SHIT TOGETHER AND POST MY FUCKN COMMENTS

  • tommy gunz

    so apparently i cant post about my encounters with pac man ahem adam in the nashville club scene huh?…whatever adam and rick false in the finals of the west no question..

  • Michelle S.

    Rick Ross VS. Suge?

    What kinda crap is that? I can’t choose between those two… I’ll vote for Suge.