2009 DDN Tournament – Round 2, West Region
West, west, y’all!
As things tighten up in the brackets, the fun intensifies. In our last region to tackle before we get to the Sweet 16, the Hollywood bracket’s starting to catch up.
#1 Rick Ross vs. #8 Suge Knight
They kinda look alike don’t they? In a battle of bearded big boys, is Suge Knight’s recent fuckery combined with his consistent falloff enough to outweigh the greatest time-release characater assassination evarr? Maybe Officer Ricky’s got a billyclub up his sleeve. Maybe he doesn’t need one to knock Suge tired ass out like everyone else does. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#4 Tyga vs. #12 Scott Storch
Tygaman eats money. Scott Storch sniffs it. What’s worse? The most overrated hip-hop producer of all time had it all. Money. Cash. Steroid Hoes. DMX on his shitbowl. You name it. Tyga just got hopped over on the Young Money checkerboard by Drake, Canadian teen idol and Lil’ Wayne’s true partner-in-rhyme. Mr. Feline might be sifting through some toilet logs as we speak. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#3 Coolio vs. #6 Frankie F. Baby
As expected, Crack Warz are upon us. Surely, Crack Warz will garner more praise and acclaim for Coolio than Gang Warz. Chino XL? Fuck you too! A single Frankie appearance trumps all of Coolio’s reality TV work put together. The question is, which contestant’s actions are more likely to repeal the civil rights laws of the 1960s? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#2 Pacman Jones vs. #7 Bobby Brown
The combination of Bobby Brown not deserving to beat Terrence Howard (in my humble opinion) and the fact that… well… Pacman Jones might have been a #1 seed were it not for regional placement. Considering that Bobby knew exactly what to do with Superhead and Pacman likely would have figured out a way to fuck up diving into those skins, I don’t think there’s much of a contest here. I predict another Pacman blowout. He might not see a tight match until the Elite Hate. Scary. Now everybody, hit the deck! It’s raining singles! [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
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