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Sure, rappers are always brushing shoulders with Jake, but a select few just keep making headlines as of late. With the amount of arrests, as well as warrants, these high-profile artists have been racking up since becoming famous, it seems like they’re competing to surpass Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s lofty and notorious criminal record. Since these MCs have managed to escape lengthy bids (they got a few dollars, they can fight the case), XXL decided to propose our own sentences to put ’em in their place. No, this doesn’t mean we’re on the rap patrol’s payroll. Truthfully, some of our stars just need a hug.

NAME: SNOOP DOGG
KNOWN ARRESTS SINCE FAMOUS: 8
MOST RECENT INFRACTION: 3/12/07, Sweden, suspicion of narcotics
LEGAL STATUS: Banned from Australia, the U.K. and British Airways
RECOMMENDED SENTENCE: Nine hours on a plane, seated between ex-bosses Suge Knight and Master P, watching marathons of his movies Bones and Soul Plane

NAME: DMX
KNOWN ARRESTS SINCE FAMOUS: 9
MOST RECENT INFRACTION: 2/2/07, New York, driving with a suspended license
LEGAL STATUS: Arrest warrants issued on April 12, after Dark Man X failed to show up for court dates in White Plains and Yonkers
RECOMMENDED SENTENCE: Bellevue. Therapy could work wonders. Then have Russell do an intervention that includes daily dog walks, heavy yoga and meditation

NAME: FOXY BROWN
KNOWN ARRESTS SINCE FAMOUS: 3
MOST RECENT INFRACTION: 2/15/07, Florida, misdemeanor battery and resisting arrest
LEGAL STATUS: Rejected plea deal and is now facing the possibility of a year in jail; already on three years’ probation, she’s due back in court Sept. 24 RECOMMENDED SENTENCE: Three months of community service at a beauty salon in
Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn, giving daily pedicures and hair extensions to Lil’ Kim

NAME: BUSTA RHYMES
KNOWN ARRESTS SINCE FAMOUS: 5
MOST RECENT INFRACTION: 5/3/07, New York, suspicion of drunken driving
LEGAL STATUS:
Rejected plea deal, due in court Dec. 11 for assault charges; separate 2005 assault lawsuit settled out of court
RECOMMENDED SENTENCE: Weekly sessions with Eminem’s anger-management counselor and being forced to listen to solo albums from every member of Flipmode

NAME: THE GAME
KNOWN ARRESTS SINCE FAMOUS: 4
MOST RECENT INFRACTION: 5/11/07, California, suspicion of making criminal threats
LEGAL STATUS: Facing five years for criminal-threat and weapon-possession charges
RECOMMENDED SENTENCE: Banned from name-dropping Dr. Dre, Detox, Compton, Eazy-E and Nas in any of his lyrics, and he has to turn in his (alleged) fake badge

  • http://xxlmag.com doctor69

    VGP [very gay person] here ya dig repping the 69th street gaylords motherfuckers what this is doctor69 from gaysville repping my hood what what niggers?

  • UKFAN

    LOL good post. fuck game. all he does is say YO IM DRES FRIEND!!!

    fuck him

    • calirider

      fuck all the game haters he took the hole gayunit on and pissed on all them thats why none of them fake ganngster came out with anything after that.FUCK GAY unit

  • http://myspace.com/wabdamuss Wab

    Ahhh man, how is Tony Yayo not on that list?

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  • YOUNG_ZAKC

    its called the hip hop police people!!!they are targets,point blank.

  • http://xxl Young Money

    DAMN this y wasnt weezy and remy ma on da list thety have the most recent jakes problems so i guess they not that important to xxl and they VP’s or they were just smart enough to leave them out u be the judge

  • Dymond

    Fox gone down… damn…

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  • http://www.vega-dom.ru/ Феодосии

    мда… это тебе не рио дежанейро… круто…кстати когда постишь инфу пиши первоисточник