figured that

First U bitches and hoes…HAHA!

Mike Jones is a garbage MC. If I were an MC and I spit my phone number in songs, people around me would slap the shit outta me and they’d be right.

DIKE JOOOONES JOOOOOOOONES.

>>>If I were an MC and I spit my phone number in songs, people around me would slap the shit outta me and they’d be right.

slap you for what, being creative, perhaps sellings records, ingenius marketing tatics? sounds like you have some stupid ass people you hang around, who hate money.

Yeah this nigga is GARBAGE ! I will never buy your shit or even borrow your shit or take it as gift ill burn your shit ..! you are a wackass nigga !!!

REAL TEXANS DONT FEEL DIKE JONES…
WE STOP BUMPIN HIM ALONG TIME AGO..

COP UGK…..

Mr. jones had a hot beat but i don think i will cop the album

yes its easy to notice he raps about the same shit every song

doesn’t matter to me,
i like the “who is mike jones”, never get tired of it, it’s entertainment seeing people hate on it. you niggas dont realize where it came from, you assume its a gimmick without knowing the true story behind it. listen to his track “grandma” he explains it, he even knows its wack repeating his name, he even wanted to change his name to something else, he does it in respect for his grandma who told him to do it, but she passed away so she never saw his success

you gotta respect his hustle, his grind. he came out no where, people dissed him, doubted him, made whole mixtapes dissing him (ahem, chamillionaire) , yet he came out it and ended up going plat, still selling more than chamillionaire to this day. he doesn’t give a shit what ppl think, he’ll scream his name till the day he dies

watch him go platinum again
i for one, will be buying his album on may 8, 2007
holla at ya boy

Fuckin Ninja Turtle!!!

GARABBBBAGEEEEE

I garantee yall in every one of mike jones raps there will be something about candy paint, 6 4, or grillz.

This mothafucka reapeats lines so his shit will rhyme. I can’t speak for the whole album but the first single was garbage. he was all on 106 talking about he’s comming back. That shit was whack I Said that shit was whack.

This mothafucka reapeats lines so his shit will rhyme. I can’t speak for the whole album but the first single was garbage. he was all on 106 talking about he’s comming back. That shit was whack I Said that shit was whack.

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Mike Jones is da bomb diggity, u feel all u muthafukin haterz can suk my dik.

…so much hate…

Y’all some bunch ass of hataz, Jones is banging on y’all bitch ass.
Je1nek siad that Texas only feel UGk, but the Bun & the Pimp are feeling Mike Jones, bitch!He is the artist who made more featuring on BunB and PimpC’s albums!
Go and check out this freestyle “http://videos.onsmash.com/v/j3uxVnMBK7jhQn8h”
And Then tell me who da shit?
Mike Jones
Who?
Mike Jones
Who?
Mike Jones, H-Town Baby!!!

this fool can’t rap for shit, i don’t know how anyone can say he has great lyrical ability. he repeats a line (or more than one) in EVERY one of his songs, it’s so fucking irritating. he ain’t a good rapper. best from texas are chamillionaire and bun-b. and he looks like a fuckin’ ninja turtle.

MAN HELL NAW!!
IM FROM TEXAS AND I PUT THIS ON MY LIFE, I NEVER EVERRRR JAMMED MIKE JONES!!!!
I USED TO WONDER IN 2002 WHY NIGGAS WERE SAYING “WHO? MIKE JOOOONES” I HEARD HIM FOR THE 1ST TIME WHEN HE JOINED SWISHAHOUSE….FROM THAT DAY…NEVER AGAIN.

ITS WORST WHEN YOU RIDE WITH ONE OF YOUR POTNAS AND THEY MIGHT LIKE THIS MUTHAFUCKA, AND THEY POP IN HIS ALBUM….AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! THE AGONY.

“I’D RATHER BANG SCREW”
DAMN, IT SHOULD BE S.U.C. ON TV SCREENS WITH DJ SCREW ON TOP AKA THE ORIGINATOR.
FAT PAT…RIP
LIL KEKE
GATOR…RIP
KK…DAMN K, LIFETIME SENTENCE.
BIG HAWK…RIP
C-NOTE
GRACE
BOTANY BOYS
AL-D
LOS
BIG STEVE…RIP
BIG POKEY
BIG MOE
YUNGSTAR…MAN “THOWED YUNG PLAYA” SHOULD’VE BEEN YOUR TICKET YUNG. I STILL JAM THAT.
Z-RO…MAINSTREAM IS SCARED OF REAL STREET SHIT, ALL YOUR ALBUMS HARD.
TRAE
E.S.G.
LIL 3RD

LOL @ this garbage ass album - we all knew Dyke Jones was a gimmick. Time to retire.

This is one of the weakest rappers ever. I respect any nigga doin they thang but damn. He’s insulting real rap and the real niggas that spit. Nigga is straight garbage. It seem like the more simple a nigga is the more niggas love him. Im just waiting on The Carter 3, The Drought 3, Andre 3000 to drop some shit, and that new T.I.-t.i. vs. tip. Other then that hip hop dead. Dirty World 4 Life! The world dirty. the money dirty. the blunts dirty. The bitches dirty. Dirty World nigga. Dirty World Records!!

Mike jones is oreyt but all he says is fukin “MIKE JONES”! am wi im above cant wait 4 tha carter 3! gunna be the best hip hop in 2007 apart from dre’s and 50’s!

Mike Jones sucks ass.(no Tha Carter III)

All you haters in here make me sick. The niggas up in here hatin on mike jones is the same niggas talk about jim jones go harder then jay-z. mike jones will out sell some of your favorite rappers any day of the week.

its not about record sales homie

LMAO! THIS IS A DIKE JONES BASIC 16…IF IM LYING YOU DYING…

i ride on 84’s, blowin dro, sippin 4’s
ice age we in the doe….
ice age we in the doe…
who am i? mike joooones, who? mike jooones
i said mike jooones, who? mike jones, mike jooones

candy paint and im sippin drank
im in the club finna sip a eight
gotta million dollar chain. million rang, i got some mills in my bank

diamonds all up in my grill
diamonds all up in my grill
candy cars, and superstars, grippin a woodgrain steering wheel

281-330-8004 hit mike jones on the low
281-330-8004 sike i lied that aint my phone no mo’
i saiiid i changed my damn number hoe
that aint my phone number no mo[**ad lid**jeeeah, mike jooooones, jooooones**]

dyke jones got crushed by chamilitary

boy has made our whole texas fam look bad when he first came out on mike watts chop em up 8 he was fresh wit magno the two together were good but once he went solo couldnt hold it down

Fuck all of y’all haters and lovers. The south’s garbage, some scary ass hoes.

DPGC DUBS UP ! ! !

Da brand new album of da ninja turtle , jajajaja. Dike jones

Despite the poor reviews, this album will probably go on to sell big. People don’t need skill anymore to sell. All you gotta do is spit about material shit and thousands, if not millions, will by it. Have you ever listened to Mike Jones? He has garbage lyrics, repeats everything, and talks about the same exact things. I’ve heard him use the same comparison to describe his ice on more than one song. Bottom line is it’s not about skill no more, but about who has what and how they best tell us they got it.

dis nigga is lame

lol this shit got me laughin hard as hell mike jones is garbaggio pure shit,they should ban this nigga,him and d4l lol send em to the ihp-hop dugeon with vanilla ice and hammer.lmao

mike jones
who?

Mr. Jones Sucked Ballz so this album gon flop hard. I’ll burn this I Think. I Only copped his first album coz of Still Tippin’ Which was a Bangin track. And Back Then Was Aite.
But Yeah Fuck This Shitty Album!

It’ll go platinum easy, despite all the negative hype

yo that was the harshes review ive ever read the guy like almost dissed mike he aint da best rapper ever but hes fun to listen too wen ur blasted and jc like i like his new song mr.jones

This nigga is grade A GARBAGE he fuckin sucks , but muthafuckas be buying that bullshit

i know no one who owns his first album how that shit went plat. i got peoples in nyc,md,florida,cali,arizona,ohio,va,ok, and texas no one i know owns that fucking cd. i think it’s lies he went gold and at like 800,000 he bought the rest. his new single is not even catchy i think his new cd will go double cedar wood

yea yea yea. this is one album I definitely won’t be purchasing it’s already enough wack-ass music as it is why even bother and i don’t know who in the hell told mike jones he could spit i’ve farted better material. mike jones needs to wrap it up and soon.

I’m from Texas too and I have to agree that that dude should’ve never got a record deal. Str8 trash! This dude couldn’t make a hit if he was in a runaway train that veered off the track in rush hour traffic, in on-coming traffic, with a winchester rifle with permission from the mafia!

Garbage Pt.II should be the title of his next cd. Even some Texas boys are on here talking mess about Mike Jones. If you don’t have local support then you have nothing. It’s time to hang up your grill Dikey!!!

its garbage jones …….. holla at ure boy

MIKE JONES FUCCIN SUCKS!!!
repeat that twice you gibberish talkin muthafucca

man hold up mike jones go hard yall some haters
especially him and flip team up and he is going plantinum and if you hatin on mike jones you hatin on texas bitch quit hatin

HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!
MIKE JONESSSSSSSSS!!!

mike jones is a whore. ya’ll triping for giving that nigga half the credit he getting

this nigga need to stop rapping he so weak my two year old nehpew can rap better then him we know who mike jones is is we just wonder when he gonna be gone

this nigga need to stop rapping he so weak my two year old nehpew can rap better then him we know who mike jones is is we just wonder when he gonna be gone

now he’s not the best but like some one already said he’s fun to listen too n thats good enough plus when everything is all said n done the only thing that matters is how much money you got in the end n yea you can say that he aint lyrical cause its true but you can’t say he don’t know how to make money and he’s dam good at it too n please stop hating the south

Man, dis nigga’s a joke. Shitty beats and busted lyrics. Ya’ll be forgetin bout him a year from now.

MIKE JONES MIKE JONES MIKE JONES MIKE JONES MIKE JONES MIKE JONES MIKE JONES now yall aint got to buy the cd

ahhh fuck dyke jones lil puzzy azz

He should of got a S he needs to put the mic down

y even bother commenting?

Mike jones is the worst shit ive ever heard

Mike Jones needs to quit rap and get a day job. Just heard his new single “My 64″ and the mothafucka’s still repeatin’ bars just to rhyme. his verse sounds like all his other verses on other songs. I don’t see how anybody could feel this nigga.

“What the Ice Age CEO lacks in lyrical wizardry he makes up for in an uncanny marketing sense and corporate grind”??? That’s not hip-hop. If the nigga can’t rap he can’t rap case closed. We need to stop given these corny ass dudes excuses for no skills. I could care less what Mike Jones scored on his Business classes in college. This thing is hip-hop. Let us score accordingly

fuck it!! hip hop is dead!

Mike Jones needs a new gimmick or else he can kiss his career goodbye.

i like mike jones music he creative not to may rappers would be to creative enough to tell people call they number

I thought XXL would be a credible sight for rap reviews but it is appearant that they are not. This CD is not even worth an “M”, but they gave it an “L”. His rudementary lyrics, his repetitve lines, & the disproportianate failure in growth. from his debut album onto his sophmore almbum. Here’s some of his overwhelming lyrics

Had a million in my bank before I solemn bought the deal
Had a million in my bank before I solemn bought the deal

If Im The Car, Imma Star/O.G By The Pound Wit A Brown A Bar/Got X And Weed Got Wat U Need/If U Got The Feed Holla At Ya Boi

Yea that’s real fuccin subtle or what about this

Well I’m cruisin down the street in my candy painted low/bouncin like a door, with 4 on my 6 4’s/I pull up wood grippin, doors tippin sittin low/ I’m hittin sixteen switches watch it stop and hit the floor

Damn them reviewers must have been high giving this album an L, I admit the beats are tight, but that only represents about 20% of the album. His flow & charisma is missing, contetnt is wacc raps about the same old stupid shyt, (Bacc then theu didn’t like u now they do, My 6′4 candy paint, & about ur gramdmother) well lets give him a standing ovation he does kno how 2 rap about something else even tho he had a similar song on his first album……..O yea I heard Dr. Suess publications are trynta sue Mike Jones 4 stealing his rhymes………….Overall

Produciton B+
Lyrics F
Originality F
Content F
Overall D-

where did u hear his album LAThug? it hasnt leaked yet

OMG this man is HORRIBLE !!!!!!!! His best song ever was still tippin” that was becuse Slim Thug killed the first verse. He is nothing but a gimmick rapper !!!!!!!!!!

this dude is garbage.

should be small rating.

how do you get famous out of saying your own name and phone number?

mike jones last album was wack im not expecting much of this

Mann Mike Jones BKA Dyke Jones is the worst rapper to come outta H-Town.

Chamillionaire shoulda kept on plekix with this fool.
idk how his 1st album wuz so great cuz all his songs r wack.

keeps repeatin his lines, he says his phone number way to much, and needs new material cuz im sick of him rappin about grippin grain, sippin syrup, and all that other shit.
cuz he says it in every damn song

[...] none of the tracks generated the buzz he enjoyed during the run-up to his debut album. XXL reviewed The American Dream in our May 2007 issue and gave the project an average “L” rating. The project was eventually shortened to a six track [...]