LOL SCOTT TORCH PLAYING THE ROLE OF AC COWLINGS
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LOL SCOTT TORCH PLAYING THE ROLE OF AC COWLINGS
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….bitches ain’t SHIT

[...] Found DMX; He Was In Storches Mansion XXLmag.com - Update: DMX Found Hiding Out In Scott Storch’s Mansion got damn u dmx stop getitn in trouble and lmfao at him being in scott storches masnion [...]

X better look out for Ricky Ross while he’s in there. Might fuck up and lose his phone time.

Scott- X you can hide out at my place

DMX- Good lookin out Scott, Lets say a prayer

5 min later

911 operator- What’s your emergancy?

Scott- Yo this is scott storch, DMX is hiding at my place… so that’s 5 thousand right?

LOL

damn homie. always has 2 be a fuckin money hungry ass chickenhead 2 bring a nigga down. keep ya head up X. watch out 4 ricky ross c/o ass.

Storch lucky X didn’t jack nothin’. He must not be used to dealin’ with crackheads.

I bet it was Khia broke ass…and lmao at venemez…that was hysterical…i wouldnt be surprised if he had just to stop the foreclosure on his crib with a 5g payment….damn x…wtf…went from where my dawgz at and movie roles to hiding in scott storch closet…

haha that was a good 1. scott- so that’s 5 thousand right? tha hell is X doin hangin w/another has been n e ways

Hope DMX can get things straightened out. He’s a true talent on the mic, but not in the kennel or in the car.

Khia isn’t broke you clown. She can’t sell here but she’s made deep 6 figures to 7 figures over the last 3-4 years touring, the latter half probably exclusively overseas..

but if she doesn’t save then you could say in 5 more years she could be broke..

I told yall g-unot is a bitch asssss liar

you fuckin gook fugazi bitch nigga

Scott must not be that broke if he can still afford the monthly mortgage on a FL mansion. That at least 20-25k a month. LOL

smh
X got serious issues

PLEASE lord, PLEASE tell me this nigga broke INTO Scott Storch’s house. That would make the situation even funnier. Although, getting arrested at a sleep over is pretty funny too…
I hope they have a picture of DMX being dragged out of Storch’s house so that I can photo edit it, and put his ass in some footy pajama’s LOL!!!

On the real,
that $hit woulda mo$ defly made the weirde$t, mo$t hilariou$ epi$ode “Cop$” eva! Lmao @ 619 & venemez! $torch wa$ thinkin ‘child $upport’ & X wa$ thinkin ‘pawn $hop’.

hopefully X will make it through, i really hope…cuz Joe Arpaio wants his ass in AZ as we speak…and if u guys havent researched Joe Arpaio, look him up!!

Cmon Earl!!! Make it through!!!

what i wanna know tho…is what do the LOX and rest of RR feel bout this?! Dogs for life (where they at)?!?!

lord knows these two cokeheads shouldn’t be hangin out.

Had the cops got there a few minutes earlier…They would have caught Storch and X jerkin eachother off

wtf scott storch’s house hasn’t been foreclosed yet??

that’s tha same thing i said when i read this shit amar. i remember a while back this wigga jew was askin 4 dough 2 keep his crib & now X is hidin out over ther. wtf. good luck X. joe arpaio is gon be on yer ass. that bastard took shaqs badge away. haha.

If only every headline could make me laugh like that haha.

Snitchin’ ass muthaphuckers, STOP SNITCHING BITCHES!

Wait,

Scott Storch has a house?

WTF!?!!?

“hoe’s make the world harder then it has to be”- dr.dre

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tham x go to a persons house that getting everything sold because he owe a shit load of money

X didn’t know Storch is homies w/Ross and the hip-hop poe poe!?!