
If ever there was a sign that something’s gone horribly wrong with today’s economy, I’d have to think this is it. Never mind that subprime mess.
No longer content to put a $1,000 set of rims on a $500 car, kids in New York have now begun putting systems on bicycles.
No, really.
See, if I said it. People would just assume I’m making it up, because I’m racist. Fortunately, the New York Times, who also did a story this year on women referring to their vagine as a vijayjay, has seen fit to do a story on this trend. That way you know it’s true. Because it’s got the white man’s co-sign.
Bicycles That Carry Powerful Beats, and Even a Rider or Two [New York Times]
I know a lot of you fruits are from New York. Can you all vouch for this? Are kids really riding around with huge-ass Funkmaster Flex-style car stereo systems mounted on the backs of bicycles?
For what it’s worth, I’ve seen old mofos riding around Creve Coeur Lake (which is swarming with Indian people these days - the fuck?) with a tiny radio duct taped to a beach cruiser bumping KLOU 103.3, but that’s about it. According to the Times story, the kids doing this out in New York hail from countries like Guyana and Trinidad, where there’s some precedent for this sort of thing.
And like all people from foreign countries, they have bizarre, inexplicable taste in music. The main kid in the Times story, for example, chose to ride around bumping “I Don’t Want to Lose Your Love Tonight” by the Outfield, perhaps the most obnoxious classic rock song evar. Even if it doesn’t sound familiar, chances are you’ve heard it a million times. It begins, “Josie’s on a vacation far away!” Why? No one knows, to this day.
Some of the systems these kids are coming up with are actually pretty impressive, just in terms of the sheer amount of shit they’re able to mount onto a bicycle. Here’s a description of one kid’s system from the Times story.
Stephan Sonnylal, 17, worked on his yellow Mongoose motocross bicycle, bearing a 200-pound system, which features a 50-CD changer bearing a map of Trinidad. It puts out 3,000 watts of power and has three 10-inch speakers, a bank of midrange speakers and two tweeters. It cost $800, he said.
I wonder how much the bicycle itself cost.
Obvious questions raised:
a) How in the fuck are you gonna ride down the street with $800 worth of stereo equipment strapped to a motherfucking bicycle and not expect to get robbed? I knew New York had gotten soft, but I didn’t realize it was that soft. No way you could pull some shit like that in some of the worst parts of St. Louis.
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b) How long would it take to go deaf riding on a bike like this? It’s bad enough riding in one of these damn cars with a tricked out sound system, which were all the rage when I was in high school. I can only imagine what it’s like with big-ass speakers mounted right behind your head.
But I guess people from foreign countries are used to listening to ridonkulously loud music, huh TPAR? Don’t play dumb.
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:21 pm
Gok says:
Bike companies should intergrate a system into their bikes to play music outloud but not really load like them kids have it. Just have some usb shit and hook it up and have ur bike playing tunes as u ride around.
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December 21st, 2007
at 10:27 am
ill G says:
thats actually a good idea but i dont think there’s much of a market yet for that… i know that westcoast cats been doin this for at least 10 years… remember them old lowrider bikes? ive seen some with a big 15 inch sub in mounted on the back so this aint new shits been around.
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December 21st, 2007
at 12:28 pm
roof says:
Ofcourse weird foreigners can ride around with $800 in their own neighborhood, i have no idea why you would compare some indianenclave tucked into queens with the gullying part of st louis, and then claim that as reasoning new york is extra soft. Those little future doctors couldnt be riding around with that shit in somewhere terrible like east new york. new york is a huge, expansive place(kind of like your fat ass, bol), please dont generalize us like that!
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:23 pm
og bobby j says:
Shit is news to me….Never in my life have I seen some silly shit like this. Shit, around my way people bikes was getting jacked for just being bikes….let alone with 800 dollars worth of shit anchored to it. This is some silly shit for real. I hope one of these eqadorian kids dont ride through the wrong spot with a song that says nigga in it…cause we all know the new “cool” thing is to be all self-righteous and act like everyones freedom of speech is not equal…
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:38 pm
lukee lefty says:
NYC hasnt gotten soft, everyone is gettin money over here, the cost of living is so expensive that its forced all the poor people to move to all of yall’z shitty ass cities, like St Louis or whateva city poor people live in. Thats why you see Yukon’s and Escalades with big ass rims parked on NYC streets because nobody is gonna steal it. Furthermore as far as people riding bike with speakers on it, i seen that shit back when i was graduating from high school back in 2001. I guess yall niggaz juss woke, good morning.
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:21 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
BITCH, HE SAID YALL ARE SOFT, DONT ARGUE WITH THE MAN, YALL ARE SOFT, AND YOUR FAR MORE SOFTER THEN THE AVERAGE NEW YORKER, WHICH MAKES YOU EXTREMELY SOFT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ODBEATZ, YOU DAMN FAGGOT.
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December 20th, 2007
at 5:39 pm
lukee lefty says:
why are you so mad ?? i dont even know who you are, sit your gay ass down somewhere and dont ever speak to grown man like that boy.
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December 20th, 2007
at 6:24 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
I’M MAD CAUSE I GOT A LOSE ASS HOLE FROM GETTING POUNDED BY SWEETNESS MY BOYFRIEND.
December 20th, 2007
at 8:46 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
I KNOW YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH, THINK, YOULL REALIZE WHO I AM.
KILL YO SELF
December 21st, 2007
at 7:46 am
lukee lefty says:
i couldnt care less who you are homie, stop replying to me and get a life.
December 21st, 2007
at 10:18 am
PURPLE HULK says:
YOUR REALLY ONE TO TALK, YOU BITCH ASS JAY Z DICKRIDER, SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHAFUCKA
December 21st, 2007
at 1:03 pm
these posters are idiots says:
With Jesus’ birthday around the corner, you shouldn’t be using language like that young man.
December 21st, 2007
at 3:03 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
WHY DONT YOU MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
December 21st, 2007
at 3:10 pm
these posters are idiots says:
My bad g. I just don’t think Jesus would appreciate you acting all tough on the internet like this. Especially so close to his birthday.
December 21st, 2007
at 5:17 pm
lukee lefty says:
this Purple Hulk dude is a fag, you dont know me dullah…..stop tryin to mack on me you undercover fag.
December 21st, 2007
at 6:22 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
I DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE
December 21st, 2007
at 6:23 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
YOUR ODBEATZ FROM MYSPACE
December 21st, 2007
at 8:49 pm
lukee lefty says:
okaaaaaaaay i put my link to my myspace page on here a couple of times, congrats but beyond my alias you dunno shit about me
December 22nd, 2007
at 9:12 am
PURPLE HULK says:
YOU LIVE IN THE BRONX, YOU HAVE A STRANGE OBSESSION WITH THE SONG INTERNATIONAL PLAYERS ANTHEM, YOU THINK JAY Z IS GOD, AND YOU HAVE A JOB WORKING FOR THE CITY, ANSWERING PHONE CALLS AND TAKING COMPLAINTS.
December 22nd, 2007
at 4:30 pm
lukee lefty says:
so basically your sayin that your my stalker…….thats gay dude……and i definitly dont think jay-z is God now please stop responding to me.
December 22nd, 2007
at 8:52 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
IM NOT YOUR STALKER, YOUR JUST A LITTLE BITCH THAT POSTS YOUR WHOLE LIFE ON THE MYSPACE, SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, YOU CAN GET DEALT WITH EASILY.
December 23rd, 2007
at 1:16 am
lukee lefty says:
your pussy ass isnt gonna do shit, you know i live in the Bronx big deal, basically your a stan who’s mad for no reason…..but shit if i was u id prolly be mad too…..lol @ me gettin dealt with neeeegro please……what the fuck is a simp ass like yourself gonna do ???
December 24th, 2007
at 11:24 am
PURPLE HULK says:
THE FACT THAT YOU STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT WHO I AM SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ARE
KILL YO SELF MOTHAFUCKA
AND NY IS SOFT, DEAL WITH IT PUNK.
December 24th, 2007
at 2:50 pm
lukee lefty says:
the fact that you know who i am and i dont know who you are shows how much of a loser you are……..and i will continue to not know you cause i dont care. Furthermore im still waiting to see how i can get ‘dealt with’ its been a couple of days and im still walking the streets safely….could it be your internet threats are as empty and vapid as your brain ????
December 24th, 2007
at 6:35 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
ILL BE IN NEW YORK IN FEBRUARY
December 25th, 2007
at 1:39 pm
lukee lefty says:
and what are you gonna do ??? so you really wanna fight me ??? like i still dont understand why your mad for…..wateva the case i could care less
December 25th, 2007
at 6:58 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT CARE, IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU CARE WHEN YOUR GETTING KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, IM TIRED OF YOUR BITCH ASS, DONT REPLY, OR ELSE WHEN I GO THERE IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP.
KILL YO SELF MOTHAFUCKA
December 25th, 2007
at 6:59 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
PATHETIC, YOUR HERE, ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BEGGING FOR ME TO SPARE YOUR BITCH ASS.
December 25th, 2007
at 9:09 pm
lukee lefty says:
reply…..stop baiting me faggot you know your ass cant afford to come to the big city, stay in wateva corn fielf shack your in right now
December 26th, 2007
at 12:48 am
PURPLE HULK says:
I WAS ALREADY GOING IN FEBRUARY, DUMBASS
IM NOT GOING PRIMARILY FOR YOUR BITCH ASS, THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME
IM GONNA COME FROM AUSTIN, TO NY AND BEAT YOUR ASS DOWN.
December 26th, 2007
at 4:01 am
lukee lefty says:
you are not gonna do anything punk pussy ass nigga lol @ you coming to visit my city and me neva having a need to visit your Shitty ass City.
December 27th, 2007
at 12:44 pm
PURPLE HULK says:
YOUR TO AFRAID TO COME DOWN HERE, ITS LIKE BOL SAID, NY MOTHAFUCKAS ARE SOFT, HELL, BOL LIVES IN A FUCKIN RICH ASS SUBURB OF ST. LOUIS, AND EVEN HE THINKS NY IS SOFT, YALL ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE COUNTRY.
December 27th, 2007
at 1:39 pm
lukee lefty says:
i have no need to go to Austin cause that city is ass, juss like u are ass…..and i could care less what u think of me
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December 20th, 2007
at 4:44 pm
Luke Cage says:
lol…you niggas is soft. Rudy broke you down.
When every I go to New York, I make it a point to punk the shit out of every punk in NY that wanna talk shit to the God.
…in the most country accent I can muster for you city slickers.
there are 196,940,000 square miles of planet earth, and the Matrix has rocked your dumb ass into a coma.
You are stupid enough to believe that your tiny city is the entire world.
your little city smells like piss and there are bums laying in the sidewalk with giant sores all over their body.
you stupid fuckstick
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December 20th, 2007
at 5:54 pm
lukee lefty says:
im willing to believe a fag such as your self has never been to NYC, but im sure you enjoy day dreaming about life in the big city while living in your one room piece of shit shanty town project you broke ass nigga.
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December 20th, 2007
at 8:40 pm
squadwildin says:
Ahhh!!!!lol. i knew new york had finally made that transition into a bitch-made city wit fake thugs. Thats why ny music so garbage now… cuz they writin gangsta shit that they not living. now come to the south… we don’t play down here…especially in ft. lauderdale. niggaz is gettin money but still a take what you got.
December 21st, 2007
at 1:05 pm
these posters are idiots says:
Regionalism is sooooo lame.
December 21st, 2007
at 1:10 pm
og bobby j says:
@ Squadwildin
@ reasons your a herb
1 - you are proud to part of what you think is a “gully” hood.
2 - 8 out of 10 people cant even spell the city you rep.
Let me let you sucka ass niggas in on some news….New York is that shit. If you had it, seen it or heard of it…then we been done it. You niggas is like our step sisters.
Not to glorify it, but you niggas want nothin with brooklyn, queens, boggy down or uptown niggas. Not to mention them yonkers and albany cats. Dont fuck with the tristate…whats up jerz and ct!
Go surf or fish or whatever you country niggas do…tannin ass nigga
December 21st, 2007
at 2:35 pm
rocket says:
ROTFL, killed u Squad. Fort Lauderdale got a bunch of permanent one-gold tooth having cats. Our guns are longer than yall shorts!
December 21st, 2007
at 5:15 pm
lukee lefty says:
lol @ 5 boros of death being harder than the whole Southern region……the south is ass b. and a even bigger lol at this dude talkin about Ft. Lauderdale being hard imma come down there for my next vaca
December 21st, 2007
at 9:34 pm
squadwildin says:
Oh please do come down here for your vacation. Just stay yo ass in the nice neighborhoods like plantation and sunrise. Don’t think about headin to sunland park, the manors, melrose park, sistrunk or any other fuckin place where they’ll take advantage of yo soft ass, rob you and leave you for dead.
You soft ass up north niggaz don’t know shit about the south…oh and fuck New York nigga. 954 fa life…and i’m out
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:41 pm
these posts are racist says:
>>>>>>>>>>”But I guess people from foreign countries are used to listening to ridonkulously loud music, huh TPAR?”
I don’t know Byron, why don’t you ask those who are not Native American, maybe they can answer that for you.
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:51 pm
Bol says:
I’m not even sure that makes sense.
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December 20th, 2007
at 4:01 pm
these posts are racist says:
It makes as much, if not more sense then:
“But I guess people from foreign countries are used to listening to ridonkulously loud music”
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:50 pm
Mr.Wang says:
That’s crazy! I ain’t mad at em though. People thought Donks were stupid (and still do) but who gives a shit they expressin’ they self ya dig!
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:56 pm
Lancelot says:
Systems on bikes ain’t nothin new in the bay area - in fact THAT SHIT IS LIKE A DECADE OLD, maybe a lil more. (the deck is clamped onto the handle bars - and like two 8″’s from Kragen set up like saddle bags on the sides).
It works if your too young to drive a damn car (i guess)
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:57 pm
diego lopez says:
Cholos in LA been expirementing with that 4 years……..chopped and screwed like texas…
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December 20th, 2007
at 2:59 pm
Blakjustice says:
Um, You mean to tell me, New York (soon to be every metro area, then every suburb) has scum bags riding around on $79.99 Target Specials, with almost a G worth of sounds mounted on it? Sounds like the poor folks have taken it to another level to show they have loot, when they actually have nothing. The Plight of the ignorant man.
What’s next, putting microwaves on the back of skateboards so you can jump a curb while heating a hot pocket?
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:04 pm
Bump Rump says:
All I gotta say to this is “WHISTLE TIPS BITCHES!!!!” Wooooo Woooooo
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December 23rd, 2007
at 1:39 am
concerned hater says:
It’s got that WOOO WOOOOOOO, and the name is Bubb Rubb, shouts to lil’ Sis…
It’s just a decoration.
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:04 pm
Sinistah aka Atum-Ra says:
my dude was doing that back in the mid-90’s before we was even able to drive, hooked up a milcrate to the back of his seat and had a system and amp connected to that bitch…..
shit looked heavy as fuck to steer, but then again he’d only ride it like 5mph’s anyway to show off the system, sad thing is that that damn red bike put alot of car stereo’s to shame….
but i can tell you this, the system was stolen, and shit probably the bike too, NJ Drive wasn’t too inaccurate about my damn city cept the majority of the footage was shot in NYC…….
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:07 pm
JuJu Madinez says:
Them fools would get robbed on principle out here…especially blasting some annoying ass rock music. I blame the parents. If I had a tried some silly shit like that coming up, pops would have smacked me up.
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:15 pm
Incilin says:
I’m from NY and this the first time I eva heard of this. Although, I don’t live in Queens (where this seems to be located) and don’t live in a West Indian neighorbood. I gota ask around, cuz shit like that don’t be going unnoticed.
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:25 pm
NY Herbz says:
Damn, I’m on the phone right now with my white niggaz in NY to head over to these bitch’s houses and jack they shit. They even told us which hood they live in. Ain’t no nigga gonna be doing that gay shit in NY while I’m living–word to mutha.
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December 20th, 2007
at 4:52 pm
maxwell says:
Will you be doing this before r after you jackoff Hoe J? Just wondering.
By the way, if you are a New York wigger… er, I mean nigga then New York is definitely soft.
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December 21st, 2007
at 11:07 am
NY Herbz says:
I’m sorry, I didn’t understand what you wrote–I don’t speak “retard.” Actually, I’m from Marietta, GA, and could give 2 shits about NY. I’ll give you some shit, though, fag.
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December 21st, 2007
at 9:32 pm
maxwell says:
Marietta!?!?! Ha ha ha , Marietta!!!?!?!? Mari-FUCKIN-etta!!!!! That’s grand!!! Marietta is HARDCORE!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! Get the fuck outta here!!!! Mari- FUCKIN-etta!!!!! This is ridiculous !!! There’s no need for me to respond!!! Marietta!!!
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:34 pm
Dan99 says:
You missing the real point, it’s about being creative and it’s more of a hobby. It’s kinda like art in a way. For example you write blogs and thats what you like doing. With this bike thing it can make you feel like your somebody in this big world, it’s about standing out from the norm.
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December 20th, 2007
at 3:38 pm
Zino says:
wat does TPAR mean?
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December 20th, 2007
at 4:09 pm
Around and Around says:
TPAR = This Pussy Ass Reject
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December 20th, 2007
at 5:39 pm
Dan99 says:
I’ve always thought TPAR meant “These Post Are Racist”???
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December 20th, 2007
at 4:04 pm
ddubbzz says:
Damn TPAR, Bol stays on your dick, you should start your own blog off of the advertisement bol gives you
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December 20th, 2007
at 4:11 pm
b-ease says:
Bol is TPAR.
Why has nobody else figured this out yet?
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December 20th, 2007
at 4:12 pm
b-ease says:
Zino,
tpar stands for These Posts Are Racist, a frequent commentor on this blog.
Bol IS TPAR.
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December 20th, 2007
at 5:38 pm
rapsucksthesedays says:
niggas in ny have gone soft. just listen to 98.7 @ 11pm on sundays. you ny cats live with everyone else’s foot on your neck. that’s why you all bitch so much about sean bell and such. cops do that stuff and get away with it because they don’t respect you. and they don’t respect you because you all don’t demand it. seriously, ny niggas are the only people proud to be crabs in the bucket. and I live in NJ. 07104
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December 20th, 2007
at 5:38 pm
Around and Around says:
I haven’t typed anything on this blog
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But I did hear OG Bobby J was left out of this NY Times article. He rides around on an old Huffy with Little OG Bobby J coughing and weazing sitting in a milk carton like ET
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December 20th, 2007
at 6:00 pm
these posts are racist says:
That’s hilarious. It’s BG Bobby J, by the way. His one Christmas wish list: Poppa OG Bobby J gets Health Insurance.
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December 20th, 2007
at 6:11 pm
og bobby j says:
you little dirt ball niggas…is your life that piss poor that you cant stop thinking about me? I guess I am really on your brain like that. You know what else is funny, reading the comments of two beanpie chuckers who pretend to hate each other and in the next breathe suck each other off.
TPAR - you are the biggest sucka nigga in the world….yes earth and the Islamic crazy fantasy land you live in. Your so bitchmade it is becoming difficult to think up new things to call you.
Reach Around - Another faggot claiming his name was hijacked…man the fuck up you smut. Your a bigger whore then your fathers 13th wife. you are always beggin for my attention….whats the matter? Daddy wasnt around? Or maybe he was, like in TPARS case, but he would woop on you and your bitch mother.
You niggas are funny….
TPARs only Ramadan wish ….daddy stops slapping mommy and doesnt ask to shower with him.
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December 20th, 2007
at 8:43 pm
Moniker says:
Man, I don’t necessarily agree with TPAR on things, but damn son…you are out of this world. First of all, you’re white and say nigga…thats just fucked up to begin with. And then you are just plain angry at life or somethin. “Your a bigger whore then your fathers 13th wife.” - Word? Who the fuck says shit like that. Soundin like a grade A wanksta or some shit.
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December 20th, 2007
at 8:47 pm
big d*** cheney says:
ah you ripped they ass!!!!lmao. that shit was mos def funny when you mentioned that ramadan wish. no one gets to crack on og bobby j for atleast three weeks.
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December 21st, 2007
at 10:29 am
bizzle says:
Your a tool homie
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December 21st, 2007
at 9:37 pm
Big d*** Cheney says:
Fuck you faggot..yea bizzle i’m talkin to you.
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December 20th, 2007
at 7:14 pm
Kane Corleone says:
Yep I see ya’ll still on that gay shit.Speakers on a Cruiser with the steering wheel what u know bout that? But on a more serious note, TPAR i thought medicaid was that welfare insurance?if so hoe-g lost fo real.What type of white cat doesnt have insurance?Matter fact what type of whitebwoi lives in the hood WILLINGLY?This punk comes here to try to chop up niggas when he should be playin fuckin Squash,reading the NY Times and shit.Instead dummy comes here to get off his frustrations on niggas who he thinks have held him back ,took his job,fucked his high school sweetheart.Well go head hoe-g I understand now vent get it all out.
“Shakes his head”,cuz what a waste of white skin.
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December 20th, 2007
at 7:41 pm
I am afraid of the next generation… : Know the Ledge says:
[...] that we live up to the stereotypes - Wipe Me Down, Grillz, Flavor Flav, Superhead, and now…Bikes with Car Speakers. This entry was posted by DJ Franchise the Lightning Storm on Thursday, December 20th, 2007 at [...]
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December 20th, 2007
at 7:47 pm
Koolkidkulture says:
bike s with systems.
brilliant.
SMH.
Boost Mobile Anthem 2.0
Behind the scenes with Jeezy, JD and Mickey Avalon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3er-A6HsW8w
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December 20th, 2007
at 10:15 pm
barbarian at the gate says:
og bobby j-
Your size-up of that sour old woman named TPAR made me bust out laughin’ as I was reviewing the commentary.
Props to you, I usually roll my eyes concerning TPAR & his proletarian babbble, but you made the right call on that Lefty jagoff.
Man, haven’t gut-laughed like that in some time.
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December 21st, 2007
at 1:08 pm
these posters are idiots says:
Do you love yourself?
That movie sucked. Please post under another name.
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December 20th, 2007
at 10:41 pm
Kane Corleone says:
^^^^Props to you, I usually roll my eyes concerning TPAR- STR8 SUSPECT!!
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December 20th, 2007
at 11:57 pm
one shot deal says:
People are stupid these days. I hope they get robbed to get taught a lesson. All that money for a stereo on your bike when you could save it for an actual car. Go figure
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December 21st, 2007
at 10:27 am
BIZZLE says:
LUKE CAGE….GO TO BROOKLYN AND TRY TO PUNK SOMEBODY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS I BET YOU WONT MAKE IT OUT OF THE CITY…OG BOOBY J YOUR JUST A HOMO FUCKBOY AND THE WAY YOU DESCIBE SOME OF THAT SICK SHIT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE, IT MUST HAVE BEEN ROUGH HAVING YOUR DADDY GIVE YOU THE REACH FROM YOUR BUNG HOLE ALL THOSE YEARS. WERE YOU SCARED TO SMILE THEY CALLED YOU UGLY. YOU TWAT. REPEAT OG BOBBY J IS A CERTIFIED TWAT.
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December 21st, 2007
at 10:29 am
Huffy Banger says:
cruisin down the street on my 10 speed…
rockin the beat, just rockin the beat…
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December 21st, 2007
at 11:08 am
ROX ONE says:
I dunno how prevalent this is..
Small systems in backpacks I’ve actually seen around a lot.
“You are stupid enough to believe that your tiny city is the entire world.”
Not the entire world, just the only part that really matters.
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December 21st, 2007
at 11:39 am
og bobby j says:
AT Barbarian - I keep trying to tell these niggas…. “it takes something to happen for niggas to learn” - jadakiss
@ GIZzle - Who are you….I never spoke on you…so you must be another attention whore huh? Really tho, Im runnin out of room on my nuts for all you fuckin fleas….hop of my dick….
@ Kane - we’ve been throught his…your a 6 star general…and that means your too tough for me to battle. Lord knows, in the land of fake sets and gangbangers….your the coolest. The funniest thing about you is picturing you throwing sets up in fron tof your gangsta ass laptop. Your still too uneducated to battle me. Grab a textbook and get that GED. And if your lucky, maybe you can mow the lawn of a tru cat like myself. Ohhh, tell wifey I said whats up…bitch nigga
@Moniker (Monica??)
Anfernee….like baff-room? Anyway….anyone ever tell you to not speak on shit that doesnt concern you? Are you a OG Bobby stan too? Thinking you can look at a word of what I say with judement is your first mistake….I wasnt speaking to you…so mind your fucking businees. The timeout corner is getting full with you fucking pre school niggas.
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December 21st, 2007
at 11:44 am
bizzle says:
Shut up tool, your on everyone’s nut sack.
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December 21st, 2007
at 12:56 pm
these posters are idiots says:
So you have a lawn, but no health insurance for the little one?
The shit’s not adding up OG!
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December 21st, 2007
at 12:21 pm
these posts are racist says:
Bigot at the Gate,
Again, you have never challenged anything substantive I have ever said. The funniest part about your most recent comment is that you actually believe you are not a member of the proletariate.
Underweirdo, you continue to say my name more times than anything else you type. Again, it’s weird. I challenge you to produce something I have posted that resembles the nonsense you describe as my writing style. I also challenge you to challenge something I write, on the substantive level, as opposed to making me into some character in your Dungons and Dragons board game.
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December 21st, 2007
at 1:02 pm
these posters are idiots says:
LMAO@Dungeons and Dragons board game characters!
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December 21st, 2007
at 12:33 pm
og bobby j says:
@ GIZzle
excellent comeback…your like a magician with your words….I see your as much of a threat as a 4th grade girl, and probably built like one too. Fucking chump
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December 21st, 2007
at 5:48 pm
Kane Corleone says:
Thats right hoeg get it all out .Bet your hoe ass is pounding those keys ,how the fuck do you type angry. I’ll say it again U R A WASTE OF WHITE SKIN.Again I’m going to ask these questions,What white boy doesnt have insurance? What white boy lives in the ghetto because HE WANTS TO?Whitebitch u lost period.And nigga NY doesnt have grass so stop frontin,what u need to do is holla @ TPAR so he can hook u up with that welfare medicade insurance.
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December 21st, 2007
at 6:01 pm
barbarian at the gate says:
It’s that damn ‘contempt’ factor, TPAR.
Whenever I come across one of your postings, it kicks-in automatically & determines my course of action( usually to yawn and/or fart).
My interest in circular, chickenshit ‘debate’ came to an end when I got my degree and left the university.
Fussing & sniveling I leave to the old woman at the end of the street.
Yes, TPAR, I remain above & apart from the toiling masses & rabble(that’s the blunt essence of it all- don’t see yourself as, or live the life of, a victim).
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December 21st, 2007
at 6:04 pm
Kane Corleone says:
hoe-g says- picturing you throwing sets up in fron tof your gangsta ass laptop. “Gayyyyyyyy” Your still too uneducated to battle me. “UBER GAYYYYYYY” .Whitebwoi quit waitin tables and join the real workforce.U lost cuz and yes bitch your my greatest fan.”6stars” honky you’re my very own street team
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December 21st, 2007
at 9:10 pm
gio says:
hey you fucks
this has been a trend in puerto rico for more than five years
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December 21st, 2007
at 9:43 pm
squadwildin says:
hey fuck all ya’ll bitch made niggaz. internet gangstas make me sick. so anyone threatining anyone using a keyboard is lame.
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December 22nd, 2007
at 4:46 pm
The Kanadian says:
Kane Corleone Has a small Pee pee!!
And I’m not F#*%ing French, ya tool!!
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December 22nd, 2007
at 5:27 pm
Kane Corleone says:
^^^^^I have a question frenchy,did your mom tell u that?I guess it would be small when her pussy whole is bigger than a tire swing. Punk your country is wack and so is the beer.GO play hockey on a unfrozen lake and drown gay ass whitebwoi.
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December 23rd, 2007
at 10:37 am
barbarian at the gate says:
Hmmm, don’t sound like Killa Kane is ever gonna jump on his stereophonic bicycle and pedal real hard up to Toronto for a look.
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December 23rd, 2007
at 5:05 pm
kane corleone says:
^^^hey listen hear RED SONYA,get a fuckin life its 1030 am and your smart ass is on a blog reading what a gay ass frenchman typed about my dick.way to put that degree to work .oh by the by didnt u just say-”My interest in circular, chickenshit ‘debate’ came to an end when I got my degree and left the university.” C what I mean .fuckin KERRS
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December 23rd, 2007
at 7:54 pm
barbarian at the gate says:
What you doin’ messin’ around with “gay ass Frenchmen” at Christmas?
Brotha has fallen low.
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December 23rd, 2007
at 11:19 pm
Kane Corleone says:
Conans girlfriend said-What you doin’ messin’ around with “gay ass Frenchmen” at Christmas?-nigga why u lurkin the net looking for gay sex like Eddie Murphy on Sunset.*sigh* & U still have not yet taken your own advise-
“Fussing & sniveling I leave to the old woman at the end of the street.
Yes, TPAR, I remain above & apart from the toiling masses & rabble).Sooooooooo…….go drink the pale ale and be merry u educated fag!!
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December 24th, 2007
at 8:40 am
barbarian at the gate says:
Keep on dodgin’ those bullets & keep on meeting with your parole officer, Killa Kane.
For Christ’s sake, buy those shorties a present this year, for a change.
Bet my pale ale is better than your can of Colt 45.
Merry Christmas & Kwaanza, write-off.
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December 24th, 2007
at 11:37 am
Kane Corleone says:
pale ale=beer mixed with male jizz juice
yea u have good taste…..in men.No real type my dude, u have a happy holiday no bullshit ,no jokes seriously.Gotta plane to catch gonna c some snow this year!!!
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December 24th, 2007
at 2:44 pm
barbarian at the gate says:
Colt 45 = yet another day of fucking-off on the street corner, tappin’ big-ass skeezers, looking for blunt, and ignorin’ those all those needy shorties.
Keep on workin’ to raise-up the hood & don’t let that self-pity habit sit to heavy on your shoulders like your prison cell-mate did, Killa Kane.
You have a good holiday too(in all seriousness, bullshit aside).
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December 27th, 2007
at 11:58 pm
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