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    If Bill O’Reilly Was A Rapper

    Thursday Sep 27 4:48 PM CDT posted by Jay Smooth

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    September 27th, 2007
    at 4:58 pm

    Jay Smooth says:

    STOP TALKING SO DAMN FAST. ARE YOU BRITISH OR GAY OR SOMETHING?

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 5:14 pm

    these posts are racist says:

    This was awesome. Wow, this was great man. The man distorts the truth more than any pundit out there and he has a following. It’s so refreshing to hear someone view O’Rielly for what he is… Thanks.

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 5:19 pm

    Fire aka LOL Silencer says:

    This video is hilarious. Awesome satire of Bill O’Reilly, you came up with some good raps. Good job Jay.

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 5:36 pm

    Danny says:

    He Ain’t Talkin Fast You Listenin Slow!!!

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 5:44 pm

    NoMamesBuey says:

    Best. XXL. Blog Post. Ever.

    Damn, Jay Smooth, you’re flow & lyricism is good also. I guess you must be the 4,081,001st rapper that sons the “best rapper alive” Little Wayne. LOL.

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 5:53 pm

    Ivan says:

    That sh*t was pure brilliance. Thank you for making this video!!!

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 6:47 pm

    ZuLou says:

    DAMN, JAY! GET IN THE BOOTH OR SOMETHING, THAT SHIT WAS FIRE!

    I was not expecting your rhymes to be on point like that. You really did your thang, you write that verse yourself? (Don’t lie, Jay . . . )

    And shoutout to the Weezy hater NOMAMESBUEY two posts above me. I see you, lol. Stop hating.

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 7:31 pm

    N.O. 4 life says:

    Bill O’rielly = 50 cent

    nomamesbuey=hater

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 7:46 pm

    Purple Hulk says:

    #
    Jay Smooth Says:

    September 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

    STOP TALKING SO DAMN FAST. ARE YOU BRITISH OR GAY OR SOMETHING?

    YOU MOCKING ME? I THOUGHT I RAN YOUR CRACKA ASS OFF THIS SITE.

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 8:00 pm

    Rap Fan says:

    homosexuals should shut up. poisioning the pussy population

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 8:23 pm

    gerald n. the birdman says:

    Yo Purple Hulk, why you named yourself after my dick?

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 8:48 pm

    Janelle says:

    Lol, that was great!

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 9:02 pm

    Fire aka LOL Silencer says:

    PROFESSIONAL HATER PURPLE HULK,
    CALM DOWN MAN. IN THE WORDS OF RODNEY KING, “CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?” WHY DO YOU HATE ON JAY? NOTHING BETTER TO DO? SORRY (NOT REALLY) YOU DIDN’T RUN JAY SMOOTH OFF HERE LIKE I RAN LOL OFF THIS SITE. THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS, AND JAY MAKES GOOD VLOGS.

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 9:33 pm

    Teddy says:

    hahaha fucking gold that was funny as hell and absolutly true

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 10:43 pm

    NoMamesBuey says:

    @NO4Life,

    You don’t acknowledge Jay Smooth’s rapping skills >> Little Wayne. I mean it’s not subjective, it should be obvious from Jay’s verse, which lyrically pwns Little Wayne’s life.

    NO4Life = a Jay Smooth “hater”

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 11:29 pm

    Ken4thewin says:

    FOOOOXXX NEWS!! Pure comedy.

     

    September 27th, 2007
    at 11:45 pm

    young1 says:

    HAHAHA!

    This is pure gold… lol next to that one maddox best page in the universe post, this is probably the most on point ethering of bill o’ ever.

    Good job Jay

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 12:01 am

    JD3 says:

    haha when is the album coming out?
    that was cool. Jay Smooth is the only blogger on here thats makin sense

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 12:24 am

    Carlito says:

    LMAO! That was the fucking shit!

    And dude, lol, you sounding like the guy in linkin park, only you can actually rap, bahaha.

    Btw, I dont know what this has to do with anything, but thank GOD for that new Army of the Pharaoh’s album.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 1:08 am

    R says:

    Nice! Good flow too, tho I’m not sure O’Reilly could kick it like that. Thanks for talking about real issues, and please ignore the haters in the comments section, they’re just teenagers.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 8:15 am

    Danny says:

    Wow…. Impressive….

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 8:20 am

    Around and Around says:

    That was fucking great man, nice work. The Fox News hook is going to be in my head all day now.

    And I cosign the first comment.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 8:47 am

    PRODIGAL SON says:

    Wow, Jay can spit, that’s pretty good man… funny blog too, keep it up, always deliver something interesting.
    peace.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 9:12 am

    Incilin says:

    At first I got really pissed when you started rapping, but as it turns out you aint half bad. In fact you were pretty good. Your obersavations about Bill are true and insightful, but come on. Pick a new target. Bill is just too easy and too dumb. You already ethered him once.

    LMAO for the first comment that you left. Purple Hulk is the definition of a hater.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 9:33 am

    BIZZLE says:

    WHAT’S UP WITH THIS DUDE? WHERE DID HE COME FROM? THIS FOOL IS WACK. I HAVE TO AGREE WITH PURPLE HULK ON THIS SHIT.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 9:47 am

    narf says:

    where the hell are you in the columnist section?

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 11:24 am

    CHICAGO PaPii says:

    If Bill O’Reilly was a Rapper he would be the equivalent to a Flavor Flav, a natural urbane stinking Rich Fool. Maybe Poetic Justice is fair? Maybe?

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 11:28 am

    CHICAGO PaPii says:

    That was the Best Lyrical Verse of The Year. Somebody give Jay Smooth a “Lyricist Of The Year Award”.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 12:25 pm

    Around and Around says:

    BIZZLE Says:

    September 28th, 2007 at 9:33 am
    WHAT’S UP WITH THIS DUDE? WHERE DID HE COME FROM? THIS FOOL IS WACK. I HAVE TO AGREE WITH PURPLE HULK ON THIS SHIT.
    ——–
    BIZZLE AKA THE PURPLE PEOPLE HATER HULK

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 12:55 pm

    LOL says:

    YO JAY SMOOTH, YOU CAN SPIT.

    ALL YOU NEED IS A “REAL HIPHOP”/ “ANTI-NIGGER” GIMMICK LIKE NYOIL, AND ALL THE SUBURBAN GRANLOAS AT OKAYPLAYER AND HIPSTER INDIE ROCK KIDS WILL LOVE YOU.

    YOU’LL BE PERFORMIN AT ROCK THE BELLS IN NO TIME

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 1:27 pm

    Fire aka LOL SIlencer says:

    LOL,
    How is NY Oil’s gimmick anti-black? Plus, there’s a lot of non-suburban anti-hipsters that like what you qualify as “real hip hop” in addition to a lot of suburban people that like rap by fake gangstas, which would explain part of how no talent rappers sell records.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 1:40 pm

    these posts are racist says:

    LOL,

    Hip Hop is not a “black People’s” music. Hip Hop is a culture and genre of music all to itself. People who identify with Hip Hop culture may (not necessarily) use certian words, pronounce the words in a certain way, etc., but this is not a racial thing.

    Black people who are not associated with Hip Hop do not wear do-rags with hats over them and say things like “fo shizzel”. That’s purely Hip Hop.

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 2:38 pm

    Around and Around says:

    LOL hater in its purest form

     

    September 28th, 2007
    at 3:51 pm

    VLsteve says:

    j smooth pretty cold. sign him up

     

    September 29th, 2007
    at 12:41 pm

    Bill O'Reilly supporter says:

    Bill O’Reilly should slap your huge forehead like Ben Hill.

     

    September 29th, 2007
    at 12:53 pm

    Casper says:

    Lol, I didn’t know Smooth had flow

     

    September 29th, 2007
    at 6:29 pm

    bizzle says:

    I aint purple hulk but this fool j smooth is a first class bamma

     

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