You ain’t no drug dealer

Earlier this year, Rick Ross put out a song called “B.M.F.,” named after Black Mafia Family, the infamous drug dealers. Young Jeezy, who was supposedly once a member of B.M.F. put out a song called “The Real B.M.F.,” featuring a hot 16 from incarcerated B.M.F. kingpin Big Meech, as mentioned in the chorus of the Rawse song. Rawse responded in part by enlisting Big Meech’s mother, who’s either broke, or attracted to fat men with beards (possibly both), and also by putting out an album people actually like. It didn’t sell well enough to beat Eminem’s Recovery, which had already been out for like a month and a half, but I suspect that that’s because Eminem has somehow managed to tap into the country music market, similar to what Nelly did with that album Suit, which was quite literally the only album anyone would ever buy back when I used to work at K-Mart. Suit had an country song on it. (It only took me like five years to forget how it goes, and I hope I don’t remember all of a sudden.) With Recovery, I suspect that it’s a matter of Eminem being white in a black-dominated industry, which I’m sure resonates with the teabaggers, and very simplistic themes, like the courage it takes to resist substance abuse, and the fact that you should try not to hit women. I never did get around to watching the video for “Love the Way You Lie,” or whatever it’s called, but I saw a few stills from it on a site where I go to obsessively collect pictures of Ashley Greene, and it looked like some shit I might have seen on CMT back when I was at East Bumblefuck State, out in Chicken Switch, MO, hot white chick and everything.

But I digress.

No one seemed to give a shit that Young Jeezy knows how to contact Big Meech in prison, and the only people Rick Ross knows how to contact in prison are the people who check underneath inmates’ ballsacks for contraband, his former colleagues, so Young Jeezy put out another version of “B.M.F.,” called “Death Before Dishonor (B.M.F. Freestyle).” In case it wasn’t clear before that Rick Ross, who’s not really a drug dealer (well, I’m sure he buys drugs, but that doesn’t count), is trying to make a name for himself by pretending to be a member of a group Young Jeezy was actually in, Jeezy makes it as plain as he possibly can, as if he had any choice in the matter. To wit: “How you blowin’ money fast? You don’t know the crew. Oh, you part of the fam? Shit, I never knew.” Aww dang… What’s next? A song called “I Really Did Used to Sell Drugs (Rick Ross Is a Cop)?” Or is that possible? It might not be, since Rawse and Young Jeezy are on the same record label, and this beef was probably orchestrated by the TIs. At they very least, it’s been tacitly condoned. If Young Jeezy is really so upset with Rick Ross, he should at least mention him by name.

I doubt it would make a difference, even if he did. It’s not like people don’t understand that Rawse is a fraud. What it comes down to is that Rawse makes good (by 2K10 standards) music. Simple logic would dictate that if Young Jeezy made music that was equally as good as Rawse’s music, then Young Jeezy would have the slight advantage over Rawse, since Young Jeezy really did sell drugs, which is something to look up to in the black community. Though I’m not sure how you’d go about determining that. I’m reminded of a question from my formspring about which one I’d rather get with, a bitchy white chick, or a chill black chick. Of course, it was impossible for me to say without knowing what these girls look like. If one of them looks significantly better than the other one, then I guess that’s the one I’ll be making sweet, passionate love to, and on. But what if they were equally as good-looking (like exactly), aside from race. As a firm believer in the possibility of quantifying a woman’s beauty, that doesn’t seem impossible to me. I’m just not sure what form it would take. We might not have the technology to find, say, the black equivalent of Zooey Deschanel, though I’m sure some chinaman is working on it. Maybe Young Jeezy could have him figure out how well he needs to rap to make people give a shit that he used to sell drugs.

  • Dudley

    Nice Formatting

  • dat k00n nigga

    hey bryon

    if you grown a full bread you face will look like rick ross’s balls

    • Malcom X (for real)

      You fucking koon. Go set back race relations another 300 years you dumb faggot ass bitch. Fuck you and your family I know they all gonna burn in hell for eatin each others asses out in church like god aint watching you koons.

  • Anonymous

    dkn – how u know what ross’ balls look like?

  • sealsaa

    Tiny black text against a charcoal back-drop XXL? If you wanted me to go blind, I could’ve just gone outside and stared at the sun.

  • AssBreath

    Good sentence structure and spelling. Syntax and grammar were good overall.

    Keep it up.

    • minty fresh breath

      nigga yo breath smell like ass why the fuck anyone wanna know what u think? ol stank ass nigga make me SICK

  • Choc

    “Young Jeezy would have the slight advantage over Rawse, since Young Jeezy really did sell drugs, which is something to look up to in the black community.”

    Hilariously Sad but true. Im not a Ross stan by any means or a Jeezy stan for that matter. I just love good music. The thing about hip hop that I hate the most is the fact that it is an unwritten and unspoken rule that you must have (street) credibiltity. I cant think of any form of music or Art that demands this from the musicians or artist in order to be well received. Since I began listening to hip hop I NEVER fully beleived everything I heard the artist speak about. I always viewed it as they were speaking FOR the people who were actually involved. Why are so many artist competing to be the worst guy ever. Do you think we will ever hear about a country music artist trying to prove he was or still is a part of the KKK?

    • geico lizard

      @Choc, COuntry artist prove they are racist by waving a confederate/rebel flag in their videos. Most of them also support republican candidates by performing at their fundraisers.

      @$yk, We know Jeezy is dissing and now that Pimp C is dead no rappers are man enough to call out Jeezy. Jeezy made sure he said “Deep” in his reply just like RR last album “Deeper than Rap”so you know he is still dissing Ross.

      • Hanch

        So Because a Country Music artist may support a Republican they are in the KKK and Racist? Your a fucking Idiot!

  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    “It’s not a dis. First of all, I’m not gonna get nothing out of dissing that guy. That’s one. What am I gonna get out of dissing him? I think sometimes people can read into things too deep. They trippin’ man. They crazy out there. Basically, if homie takes that as a dis, he’s insecure, and anybody else out there who does, they are insecure.”-Jeezy

    ^ OK homes. SMH

  • Choc

    @ $yk

    I remember Jeezy mentioning something about sneak dissin on Thug Motovation 101. HA!

    • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

      something like, “N*ggas sneak dissing, that ain’t how we play”

      also…

      “The Real “BMF” was recorded before Ross’ BMF was released. After Ross’ blew up, he decided not to use it for TM103, so he just put it out there.”

      ^ Ok homes pt.2

      Sooooo…why did you name it “The Real BMF”???

  • http://jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    I see XXL still fuckin’ witcha, huh Bol? I can’t read this post. It’s like they tried to pull it but only got the job half-done (interns?).

  • Saratoga N. Blake

    Now ** this ** design is ‘gangsta’ … jesus fucking christ.

    ALSO, since Bol’s readers are the few literate ones on this site–

    Will ** anyone ** answer the question what books Shyne read in prison?

    I would like to know how much XXL is getting paid for promoting dude barely decent then, intolerable now.

    Whatever Bol’s post is about… I’m against it (cf. Groucho Marx).

  • Gemz

    What does “The TI’s” Mean?

    • chrome

      “The Tall Isrealites”

  • Anonymous

    fuck u hater eminem is better than most if not all of the bullshit rap this site gives shine to. Go listen to Gucci u pussy

    • Staff

      How fuckin white can you be? Nigga (no wait not nigga) you must be translucent you so white. Never come back here again bitch. Fuckin racist white boy

  • General

    I don’t know how many more BMF versions Jeezy can make before we don’t give a shit anymore…oh wait, I already don’t give a shit…

    I respect Jeezy and Ross as artists, but this seems like one of the dumber beefs in history…

    Ross wasn’t disrespecting Jeezy or Meech or claiming to be part of BMF (perhaps if people listened to the actual song they would have noticed this), but instead is paying tribute to them…so I think maybe Jeezy got a little sensitive here and its time for everybody to move on…

    All we want from Jeezy is a hot CD, not more wasted tracks because his feelings got hurt…

  • El Tico Loco

    I think they’re both insecure RR because he’s tryna be anybody but himself, and Jeezy because the streets already knew the afiliation with BMF was there, I mean he made some tracks with Bleu back in the day not to mention his name comes up in some sort of way when BMF is mentioned so boom you got your stripes I guess. But all of a sudden there’s this big BMF bandwagon so why not. Rass Kass should get in on the action.

  • HellNaw

    Jeezy aint kidding nobody.

    Officer Ricky is probably sitting down somewhere eating a Double Down and wondering how he went from Trilla to selling 180k in his first week of Teflon Don.I’m guessing Diddy is somehow to blame.

    • kedordu

      TRILLA SOLD LIKE 190 ISH . TD SOLD 170 ISH . THATS ABOUT RIGHT FOR PREJECTIONS. HES GONNA GO GOLD AGAIN EVENTUALLY . HES NOT A PLATINUM ARTIST . HES MORE MARKETABLE SELLING SHIT . THATS WHERE DIDDY COMES IN

      • El Tico Loco

        Where he comes in for what? You seriously think this was the intended bottom line for all that promo that was put in?

        • HellNaw

          Exactly Tico…comes in to steal 15% of his marginal amount of money he’ll make off those 190k sales.Homie open your eyes.This is a business.saying someone isn’t a ‘platinum artist’ is the most retarded comment in the world.

          Do you think people who get those numbers are winning??

          If so, maybe you can help the homie Lupe out.He’s having trouble releasing Lasers.

      • Ron Mexico

        Nigga you got to be about the dumbest person I’ve ever seen.

  • The Decatur Dictator

    What dummy still cares who sells dope? is that an intriguing topic-”Who Knows the dope man”? Dumb Black folks, priorities all wrong. Dummies.

    • Damn

      Can you be less racist please? Cut that shit out or leave

  • Master CHeef

    Rawse is name-dropping real g’s almost as much as Gaym name-drops rappers.

  • Bol’s #1 Fan Stan

    good work Bol. i agree entirely with this post. Eminem got corny and shit to get even more white fans than he had before. Jeezy just promotin himself with that shit. bidness as usual. he should take notes from Fif and just go out and start name checkin rappers.

  • X Excell

    only white ppl like shit rap music

    get rid of all da white ppl from listening to OUR music with some kinda law that say u have to listen only to music for your own race and maybe rap will start getting betta again

    punk ass whiteboys tryng to take everything from us

    got some news for u crackas we aint slaves no more

    MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
    GO SUCK A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

    • Vesihiisisihisihississä

      That would be dumbest shit ever. But you’re american, so that explains all. Save your money, move to somewhere where you can get a decent eduaction —> Realize how stupid you are—> Kill yourself. And your President is a puppet.

  • Anonymous

    ^^^^^^^Man this dudes blogs brings out some of the most ignorant fucks I swear. I got news for ya retard more white buy rap than blacks, if it wasnt for our purchases the rap genre probably would have collapsed you dumb fuck. Music is universal you fuckin tard, there is no color behind it. Your right you aint slaves anymore but idiots like you give educated black men a bad name.Besides what the fuck has Obama and his blackness done for this country to help it? I didnt know skin color gets shit done around here.So far he hasnt done much to help or fullfilled any of his promise. NEWSFLASH THEY ARE ALL LIARS BLACK OR WHITE, THATS WHY I DONT VOTE AND DONT CARE. THEY ALL FEED YOU SHIT AND YOU EAT IT GRIN AND BEAR IT. FUCK POLITICIANS.

    AND FOR YOU AND BOL AND THE MORON BEFORE YOU POSTING. QUIT BEIN BUTT HURT BECAUSE A WHITEBOY IS RUNNIN SHIT LIKE A TURD ON A TREADMILL IN THE RAP GAME.MAYBE YOUR FAVORITE RAPPERS SHOULD STEP THEIR GAME UP THEN YOU WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. IF HALF OF YOUR FAVORITE MCS HAD HALF THE DEDICATION EM HAS FOR HIS CRAFT THEN MAYBE THEY COULD REMAIN AS CONSISTENT AS HE HAS FOR TEN YEARS WITH ONLY A FEW HICCUPS MUSICALLY.
    EM TO COUNTRY MUSIC? EM GETTIN MORE WHITE FANS ? MAN THATS THE MOST STUPID SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD. I ALMOST AGREED WITH HIM ON HIS BLOG ABOUT OFFICER RICKY TILL I READ THIS DUMB SHIT.

    • Anonymous

      WOW PUSSY U SURE IS MAD
      WHATS A MATTER U CANT HANDLE DA TRUTH
      TELL YO MAMA IM A BE OVER BOUT TEN TWENTY MINUTES TO STICK IT ALL UP IN HER ASS HOLE THE WAY SHE BEG FOR IT
      WIGGER

      • Anonymous

        No I’m not mad you dumb nigger. I’m just trying to say that music doesn’t belong to just one race. Can’t you big lipped pieces of shit get that through your malt liquor soaked minds? Go eat chicken and die of high blood presuure

        AFTER you pick my cotton.

        • big meech

          wow it aint take you long to expose yo true self

        • Anonymous

          I’m never coming to this fucking site again. Sorry Bol your blog just brings out the worst in yuor dirty monkey-like people.

        • larry hoover

          lol aww look at the whiteboi, mad cuz he aint dark enuf.

        • $yk

          wow.

        • Da Truf

          Anonymous says:

          No I’m not mad you dumb nigger. I’m just trying to say that music doesn’t belong to just one race. Can’t you big lipped pieces of shit get that through your malt liquor soaked minds? Go eat chicken and die of high blood presuure

          AFTER you pick my cotton.

          WHAT THE FUCK? YO DUMB WHITE ASS NEED TO RUN BEFORE WE FIND OUT WHO YOU IS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

      • Anonymous

        THIS ^^^^isnt the same anonymous as this \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ white trash racist retard,so he needs to quit takin what I said and tryin to run with it, but yet once again you all showed why ignorance is common in america and wonder why people continue to talk down on you because you cant just shut the fuck up and be a bigger man.Instead this comment ( which was racist by no means, turns a bunch of mindless retards into hate mongerers, who have no intelligence what so ever. ) Believe me it reared it ugly head quick.Like the idiot above me who has nothin better to do then act hard behind his pc screen showin he is justas racist and pussy as a skin head. Idiots like you are the reason racism will never go away, and further proof of why all of you regardless of your race need to be shot.

        • Sung Sangu

          Nice try attempting to go back on your racist tirades now? Go eat shit and fall off a cliff into a pile of broken CDs by white “rappers” they will never know black pain so they CANT RAP

  • F.U.C.K. D.A. K.K.K.

    Who the fuck is you white boy? You on a HIP HIP website. This shit was started by blacks. You cant listen to some polka or something? Dont get all pissed at us cause your woman like black men better and cause your race makes garbage ass music. No rhythm having ass muthafuckas.

    I agree with dude above in that MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK AND YOU JUST MAD WHITE BOY THAT YOU AINT GOT ANOTHER RACIST OLD WHITE MAN IN CHARGE OH BOOOO HOOO

    Go cry more and try to get a tan to be like US pussy.

    • Anonymous

      Funny our no rhythm havin music sells better and sounds much better than half the garbage gettin put out now days. Funny most white music as you call it goes down in history and gets considered as legendary, but most rap cant make it past bling and rims and cars, and only a handful of rap artists are considered legends.Another poster that really needs to go shoot their self.Go back to school and learn how to formulate an entire sentence and sound a little more educated moron.Your reply really shows your intelligence level, really low. But what else should I expect like I said earlier, Bol sure knows how to bring out the retard in some of these posters.

  • {[R]}

    ayo what happen to this site? this shit is all mess up now. cant a nigga get someone to fix this?

  • F.U.C.K. D.A. K.K.K.

    One last thing ‘fore I go and bust a big ass nut in your daughter’s face, Eminem cant rap for shit.

    “Oh whaaa whaaa I grew up in a trailer park my momma was mean to me I like pills whaaa whaaaa whaaa Hailey I love you so much Kim I hate you so much whaaa whaaaa Watch me bleech my hair and try to be a nigga whaaaa whaaaa”

    If DrDre hadnt fished his pale ass out of Detroit he would still be some bum ass white boy gettnig stomped out by blacks cause he a fraud a fake and a bitch.

    White boys make me laugh.

    • Anonymous

      Ignorance makes me laugh…… wahhhh shut the fuck up quit cryin about how much better he is than your favorite artist.I know it sucks, he is a culture stealer right? Just like Elvis huh? I wonder how fake he really is, do you know him, did you miss the news about the lawsuits about him pistol whippin two different dudes on two different occaisions? Guess so, and guess what retard, AS TALENTED AS HE IS, BELIEVE ME SOME ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE FOUND HIM. Go kill yourself youll do us all a favor.

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  • {[R]}

    lmao what da fuck?
    yall is crazy
    how you do that shit?

    but ya on da real get da fuck out of here white ppl we dont need u niggaz o wait did i say niggaz i meant wiggaz

  • Anonymous

    Christ! Can’t you people shut the FUCK up! Does everyone have to reply to me with some kind of stupid racist shit? NIGGGGGGERRRRRR
    NIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

    You like that?
    Fuck you.
    Fuck Hip Hop.
    Im out. Heres some water melons.

    • Bol

      Yes we’re the racists. Sigh

  • Pr351d3n7 0b4m4

    Fuck white people. Especially their women. In the anus. With my dick. Its black. She loves it. Take it slut. Daddys here to take care of your needs. Tell your white boy to get mad about it.

    • 54r4h P4l1n

      Ooooh give me some daddy. Right in my plump white shitter. MMMMMM FEELS SO GOOD. BECAUSE YOURE BLACK. MMM NOW LET ME SUCK IT. Ooooh I can taste my own ass juices on your huge african member. Please slap me and tell me Im a white whore.

      • Big Taco

        Lmao!!!!!!! What tha fuuuuuck?

        • Staff

          wow u bean eating boarder jumper what kind of name is “big taco” go die in a pile of your own shit faggot and get off my website

  • {[R]}

    is yaw gonna fix da dam sight or not?

  • {[R]}

    neveamind its workin nnow

  • White folks die slow please

    Shut up lil white bitch

    • martin luther tha king

      i bet u white to pussy
      get off a xxl
      go play with ya lil white dingaling
      cuz i kno ya gal aint
      she ova here lickin on mine
      bitch ass whiteboi
      FUCK YOU.

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  • caino

    Wow, what the f happened to XXL!! whats with evryone turning everything into a race war?? What happened to the intelligent conversation!

    Good drop Bol.

    • Bol

      U gay.

      • RudNare

        LOL:)

  • RudNare

    Come on, Bol! Wh@’s with the enlarged font?! Are U trying to go for the hoodrat demographic?! :)

    • Ludacris

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  • poop man shawty

    wtf

  • Anonymous

    i got a great opportunity yall should all get in on. its called shutting tha fuck up. never seen such a collection of bum niggas in my life got damn

  • Master CHeef

    Dang, can’t believe I missed such an intelligent debate.

    *looks around the internet for another blog that could possibly be worthwhile*

    Any suggestions? Don McCaine, Loco, What up?!

  • Choc

    Aye Bol,

    Drop a blog about race and see if people start a discussion about hip hop…just a thought

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  • D5P

    the fact that people even consider rick ross a rap artist is insane. his entire first album was an utter lie. how the fuck can you be moving drugs in out of out of the port of miami when YOUR A FUCKING CORRECTIONAL OFFICER. his whole rap carrear is a lie. and dont get me wrong im not saying you need to be a drug dealer or b from the hood to make rap music. but its another thing to say you are moving drugs as a total lie to make fame out of.

    hustlin was a great song… but someone else who actually hustled should have been given that beat.

    • Sha

      THe fact that your mother didnt drown you as soon as you were born proves there is no jesus.

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