Consequence and Diddy’s Coon Picnic

I am going to give you a minute to observe this special camera time with Consequence, Diddy and some dude they refer to as “LB.” I refer to him as the “coon catalyst.” See, you don’t know what I mean yet. You haven’t gotten that far yet to have the same confused look I did when he started spea—

I’m sorry. What’s that, now?

No. You’re hearing that shit correctly. The guy in the winter gear describes their work as “coon music.” It took me a few listens, but he starts out with “ace boon coon,” like my mama and uncle used to say. He then progresses, dropping the “ace” and “boon” from the equation. Perhaps we should rewind the coonery and assess it from the top.

If you’ve ever needed evidence of what I mean by “present a camera and watch the monkeys dance,” you’ll have to understand by the end of this video. It’s as if the decision to be a professional musician involves a contractual obligation to throw out your best rehearsed slogans, rapsterisms, salutations and pearls of conventional ignorance i.e.: “You already know what it is. It’s your boy ____, CEO of ___ Records” and “At the end of the day, you gnome sane [insert your most ostentatious display here].”

[Blogger’s Note: Notice how it’s always [corny name here] TV when a nigga gets his phone out and “directs” a video he will put on YouTube without editing.]

Shit, niggas do all that even when they have nothing to do with anything. Nigga never seen a microphone or Pro Tools in his life tombout “You already know what it is, man. It’s your boy __. We out here gittin money, nigga. Fuck what you doin. Keep hatten on me. Get on your job. I need more haters. But stop hatten, though” shit. I blame the rise of ghetto DVD magazines. Smack is gone [I think], but niggas still talk like they’re about to battle Murda Mook on 141st and St. Nick.

Consequence should neeeeever film a video from this angle. It’s too close and from below. I don’t think I need to really explain what’s wrong there. The shit is definitely not safe for small children. You would think, given his name, that Consequence would understand the conse–… Sigh. Nevermind.

Note how extra niggerish Puffy comes out to play in this clip. This looks like bottled-up niggerishness welling over. Yep, this is repression of the Tom DuBois variety–as possessed by Stinkmeaner.

[Blogger’s Note: What’s goooooood, nyiggaaaaaaaa?!?!?!]

Is it just me, or does Consequence talks like he’s got a couple of screws loose? I know he looks a little old for what seems to be acceptable for a rapper, but dude can’t be senile just yet, right? He sounds like a cross between a party boat DJ and Don Cornelius trying to remember a grocery list.

“You gotta get you some chocolate chip Cookie Crisp, now… And some grits. Stop fuckin’ with them vanilla wafers.”

Mind you, the Cookie Crisp to vanilla wafer metaphor isn’t about race. You ace boon coons out there need know better. Puffy explains.


“And we ain’t talkin’ about race. We talkin’ about music. This that black—”

See. It’s not about race. It’s about black, soulful shit. That’s not race-related at all. It’s just related to race.

Truth of the matter is, none of these negroes know what the fuck they are talking about. And despite the economic and social stature of its cast, this video possesses the entire niggerish DVD checklist. Stacks on deck? Check. Disrespect for the non-Benjamin bill? Check. Destruction of legal tender? Check. It’s all there.

Puffy doesn’t “even know how that [lesser bill] got in there.” These men were surely astonished to find an errant $20 bill in a prop stack. I think they’re supposed to get their deposit back when that shit happens. Don’t even trip. Puffy can definitely afford to drop paper on manicured and prepared stacks.

The sad part about the dollar destruction is that Consequence is like “That’s alright! I’d have fucked with that $50. They don’t even take Benjamins at Burger King.” They didn’t even consult him before tearing up that money. That’s like taking an Ethiopian child to Splish Splash knowing he’s been thirsty all his natural life.

I sure would love to hear me some of this “coon music” these fellers are gushing about. Well played, Combs. You knew win or lose I’d have to listen to “coon music.” I didn’t listen to Press Play. I only heard like 12 of the 96 versions of that one Dirty Money song with the Biggie molestation. I wasn’t getting a ticket for The Last Train to Merchandising. You knew I’d have to experience Coon Music.

Questions? Comments? Requests? This that Coon-y Mu-sic! ron@ronmexicocity

  • Caino

    Jesus.H.Christ, l dont know wether to laugh or cry at that video, Puffy trying to difuse the coon music talk spoke by the idiot LB, who clearly just got back from the coffee shop getting Puff a latte or sumthing!! classic

    • Mutada/Mullah Atari

      ““You already know what it is. It’s your boy ____, CEO of ___ Records” and “At the end of the day, you gnome sane [insert your most ostentatious display here].”

      Brillant sir, brilliant.

  • latino heat

    Mex you had me dying with this one. especially the part about the “directing” in hood dvd’s, and battling Murda Mook. where you at Mook?!

    Puff is a fuckin idiot for tearing up that $20 though. if he was too good for it i’m sure one of the many homeless people he stepped over to get into the studio that day would’ve been more then happy to have it. but him giving the $20 to a homeless dude just wouldn’t have looked as “cool” on Cons tv i guess.

    is it true the Lox went back to Bad Boy?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      you know, it looks like a $20 to me too. the coon LB says 50, so i went with that… but i’m with you. that’s cap’n jackson’s face on there.

      and yes, you wanna put on a show? give the $20 to someone or some shit. better than tearing it up.

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

        Didn’t Puff run a Madame Xenobia’s shakedown over @ Black Embarrassment Television for a $20,000 ring? Now he’s tearing up money because the denomination’s too small?

        To think, niggas wasted time lifting video games & Apple Bottom sketches from Nelly, when Sean’s been begging for somebody to rob him for years.

        If a man destroys legal tender, on camera, for the sake of “flossing,” that should be like the bat-signal for criminals. He obviously doesn’t want it. Help him out, per se.

        • 1hunid

          “If a man destroys legal tender, on camera, for the sake of “flossing,” that should be like the bat-signal for criminals. He obviously doesn’t want it. Help him out, per se”

          Understand me?! Like how a shark smells blood in the water. Puff must have a strong security team (nothing like 50′s i must say) but for him to have jerked sooooo many artist in the industry and not get touched, pinched or plain dusted off?! Amazing.

        • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

          ^^Word.

          Dude must ride around with a Bible, a Koran, a statue of Buddha, some roseary beads, a leprechaun’s foot wrapped in a four-leaf clover like a blunt, & a lock of Larry Bird’s hair on him.
          & he’s such a douche that he’ll probably win the lotto before he dies. & burn the ticket on World Star Hip Hop.

        • Vhingrhamesonyo’momma

          ^^^
          *dead*

  • Machink

    Minor issue.. but. L.B. is actually L.V… i really have nothing more to say. I promise i don’t.

    Ok, i do.. but i won’t. I mean u said it. but… no. No. Im done here. Good post, RMC.

  • Curtis75Black

    You know, when a nigga goes broke he remembers the bullshit he done with his money. Everything from flossing at the club making it rain to ripping up $50.00′s just to prove a point on camera that his name is bigger that Bill !! Consequence trying to keep the slang up to par with is “you know what I -yaknamean ?” and that other winter coat fool – Puff just looking like at him trying to laugh.

  • hate

    yo that was the best drop i’ve read this year.

    good work son.

    if thats puff’s producer l.v., than i wanna see more interview’s with him. he’s interesting to say the least

    funny thing is, some of his beats is actually bangin.

  • Will E. Will

    I dont like to “hate” or use that word “hate” because, well, it’s just not something that I do. But GOT DAMMIT I HATE PUFF. I guess what I hate the most is, he aint even that good of a rapper. U hear that song in the background? I’m sorry but that shit is terrible!

    Grand$ had the illest point to: “Didn’t Puff run a Madame Xenobia’s shakedown over @ Black Embarrassment Television for a $20,000 ring? Now he’s tearing up money because the denomination’s too small?”

    Yes he did, and YES HE DID!

    “If a man destroys legal tender, on camera, for the sake of “flossing,” that should be like the bat-signal for criminals. He obviously doesn’t want it. Help him out, per se.”

    hahahahh WORD!! So can someone do it already? Someone please put some hot ones in puff, forgive me Lord, but I didnt say I want him dead, just some hot ones to bring him back to reality. It’s been long over due anyway.

    SYK where u at on this?

  • http://www.bboycult.com $ykotic/Don McCaine

    *hands in late pass*

    “Someone please put some hot ones in puff”

    ^ According to industry folklore, this has BEEN done on numerous occasions…

    Anybody notice all them people on “I Want To Work For Diddy” are unemployed?

  • BIG GOOLS

    That drop was not real, it was “organic”. Good lookin, Mex. I definitely agree with Consequence knowing better than filming that angle. Between Consequence and Diddy, that was like a Hip Hop Long Teeth Summit. Those teeth looked like playing cards. I thought I even heard LV shout “Deal me in nigga!!!”

  • http://www.meetiquell.com iquell

    I like Consequence and Diddy but this is coon behavior right here. If you turn on a mic or camera with most people hip-hop influenced people you are bound to get this>>> “You already know what it is. It’s your boy ____, CEO of ___ Records” and “At the end of the day, you gnome sane [insert your most ostentatious display here].”

    There’s a nigga please moment on all most every mixtape. Good post Mex!

  • giantstepp

    “It’s as if the decision to be a professional musician involves a contractual obligation to throw out your best rehearsed slogans, rapsterisms, salutations and pearls of conventional ignorance i.e.: “You already know what it is. It’s your boy ____, CEO of ___ Records” and “At the end of the day, you gnome sane [insert your most ostentatious display here].”

    Please accept my most humble appreciation for this sir. Simple, yet brilliant observation. And now I know that I am not alone in thinking that this was a requirement for “aspiring rapsters”!

  • Gift

    LOL MEX U KILLIN ME OVER HERE. I LAUGHED SO LOUD THEY ALMOST FIRED MY ASS AT WORK!!!LMFAO!!! EVERY HOOD DVD, MIXTAPE, OR OTHER COON PERFORMANCE ALWAYS STARTS LIKE THAT. LETS GO COON IN 2010!!!!SMH!!!

  • Brooklyn

    this is what happens when you give money to dumb niggas, dumb nigga shit ensues.

    “Note how extra niggerish Puffy comes out to play in this clip. This looks like bottled-up niggerishness welling over. Yep, this is repression of the Tom DuBois variety–as possessed by Stinkmeaner.”

    that’s the same puffy that ad-libbed on damn near every biggie track, fronting like he’s from the streets when he was living the dwayne wayne lifestyle at howard university. that nigga irks me, somebody needs to rob his ass, just to teach him a lesson.

  • BIGNAT

    okay ron ron this is funny and you got a point but what is keeping you from stepping on gilbert arenas neck. you know you don’t have to do your sdn tournament this year gilbert won already. he may have won for the next 5 years in a row. machine gun gilbert to many techs arenas fucked up the money. mocked the incident in the media and he might go away. now who this fool think he is kobe? they got kobe for fucking mary go round in the poopchute. kobe still got to kepp his checks minus what he paid the lawyers. he got all is endorsements back over time. this fool barely got a shoe deal wait. if he still had it he don’t got it no more. gilbert don’t got nothing right now but a court date. you gotta be a superstar to get all that shit back. gilbert has not been the man in a long time. he should be happy if they let his ass play in mexico none of the european teams going take him. let me take that back he should be happy if they don’t lock his ass up. come on ron ron put this fool on blast he embodies what the sdn tournmanet is about he is your winner.

  • ChiTown

    What the fuck was Diddy thinkin! smh plus my mans Consequence look like he got dentures and shit lol but lawd I hope they dont make a music video to that remix…its gon be chopper suits all thru that bitch

  • DV8

    “Consequence should neeeeever film a video from this angle. It’s too close and from below. I don’t think I need to really explain what’s wrong there. The shit is definitely not safe for small children. You would think, given his name, that Consequence would understand the conse–… Sigh. Nevermind.”

    Word I bet you could find a couple of lost galaxies in that snot box

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