See Me in the Streets

“I went so motherf*cking hard on that n*gga he scared of me… [Bill O'Reilly] don’t wanna see me on a battle on T.V. with conversation and cameras and he d*mn sure don’t wanna see me in the hood, n*gga — he left me the f*ck alone. And I got friends like 50 Cent and Eminem, you know, so I got powerful friends who can get at his motherf*cking a** without him even knowing it. They can do that.”

-Snoop Dogg, Shade 45 via SOHH.com

Sh*t! I mean, f*cking SOHH dot motherf*cking com, n*ggas! S*metimes I c*n be SOHH f*rgetful.

Allow me to bring you up to speed if you’re a little lost right now. In the elation that captured all American negroes following our last presidential election, Snoop Dogg puts a blunt to the lips of a Barack Obama image on his t-shirt. Bill O’Reilly, a Snoop Dogg fan and obvious fellow WSHH lurker, takes exception and reprimands the rap-based celebrity on his primetime cable news network program. Snoop Dogg reiterates his challenge that O’Reilly host a special edition of The Factor live from a crip stronghold of his choosing. O’Reilly does not further respond to such tom fuckery. Snoop goads Papa Bear further, strokes his own ego and puts Eminem and 50 Cent right in the middle of his shit sandwich.

Put a pin in that shit sandwich. We’ll finish it later.

On camera and trying to have an intelligent discussion is the last place anyone cares to see Snoop Dogg. I don’t want that nigga representing me as a black man, a citizen of hip-hop, or anything fucking thing else for that matter. I don’t know what citizen of hip-hop means, but it just sounds like some shit KRS-One might wake up and say in his constant redefinition of the term.

I only say as much because Snoop Dogg is an authority on intelligent conversation and I feel threatened by his brilliance. Fuck a Daily Show. Nigga like me watch that Doggy After Dark. Jon Stewart just gonna have to take the L. I mean, that’s what DVR is for, right?

What’s this silly negro shit about O’Reilly not wanting to see Snoop Dogg in the hood? I’m sure that’s exactly where O’Reilly wants to see Snoop Dogg. Back in Long Beach with Daz eatin up a whole damn box of Fruity Pebbles in one day. [Blogger’s Note: And ain’t got no job!]

In all seriousness, does even Snoop’s family get to see this nigga in the hood? What hood is this nigga talking about anyway? Are we talking Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood? In which case, sure. They gots them MILF weed-smokin hizzoes swangin and bangin mini-vans by the little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky.

[Blogger’s Note: Little boxes. Little boxes. Y’all tell me where the fuck the cops is.]

O’Reilly is not afraid of Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror. O’Reilly only fears Snoop Dogg and that darn Doggy Dogg Pound re-enacting Nate Dogg’s verse on “Ain’t No Fun” with his daughter in a few years. Papa Bear would not approve. It would be some shit out of CB4.

O’Reilly also fears hip-hop and R&B crossover records like Return of the Mackris.

[Blogger’s Note: You lied on me.]

Is that a shit sandwich on my desk? Oh, right.

While we’re aware Snoop Dogg is no longer concerned with public perception, one must ask about the kind of shit Snoop is publicly implying and implicating his famous friends in. Eminem and 50 Cent are “powerful friends who can get at his motherf*cking a** without him even knowing it. They can do that.” What the fuck is a pilot in the No Spin Zone supposed to do with trade winds like those? Next thing you know Snoop, Em and Peacemakin’ Curly will be on the wrong end of a lawsuit or some bullshit involving terrorism, threats and conspiracy to do fucked up shit to be named after conviction.

Aspiring rapsters, behold the great spear and its brain cell-reducing might.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Falafel, my motherf*ckin n*gga? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • BGZ

    Bill’O would mos def fear Nate Dogg, he smacked that bitch and golfed with Dresta like it ain’t nothin; a soft-spoken dude who doesn’t give fuck.

  • ridda

    hi hater

  • Silly Chilly Willy

    When Katt Williams considers you a “professional” in the zigzag paper department, you’re in another planet already.

    But I can’t talk shit about Snoop without pointing out the fact that there are few things I believe in this world. One of which is that Bill O’s death will probably be “hiphop-related” (or niggorance-related, I got 6 millions to say it, choose one)….the old fart needs to just chill the fuck out for a minute.

  • giantstepp

    “On camera and trying to have an intelligent discussion is the last place anyone cares to see Snoop Dogg. I don’t want that nigga representing me as a black man, a citizen of hip-hop, or anything fucking thing else for that matter.”

    Amen Mex!! I was ready to add my personal rant to this drop, but this pretty much captures my thoughts and feelings on Snoop D-O double G! Well said my nigga.

  • http://www.justice.gov.za GO-Getta’

    Bill O Rielly = Everything wrong with hip-hop

    Even Obama is starting 2 side with all these talk show hosts by call niggas “Jackass”.

    At least Ophra is starting 2 show sum 1 luv.

  • Brooklyn

    “What’s this silly negro shit about Bill O’Reilly not wanting to see Snoop Dogg in the hood? I’m sure that’s exactly where Bill O’Reilly wants to see Snoop Dogg. Back in Long Beach with Daz eatin up a whole damn box of Fruity Pebbles in one day.”

    that shit was hilarious, i can see snoop getting weeded up with daz and then the two of them sitting in front of the tv watching “soul plane” while eating fruity pebbles, milk dripping off their chin and shit, laughing at some silly nigga shit. but really though, i don’t think that bill o’reilly should be worried, we all know that when niggas smoke weed they say a whole bunch of nonsensical shit that they later end up forgetting. that wasn’t real talk, that was weed talk, snoop’s pothead ass ain’t getting at nobody, weed slows down your reflexes.

  • capcobra

    rappers still beefing with bill o’ really?..oh really..i thought that shit played out when obama was elected..why niguz watching fox news anyhow?..we all know that bill is a hired hater and he got a job to do…you can’t take him or snoop serious..or personal…they may be in cahoots with each other..you know they been out the hip hop spotlight for a little minute…fuck them tho’..i think xxl need a weekend shift…either the comment crew or the guest bloggers should be on call for sat/sun…cause i still stop thru even tho i know it ain’t nothing new posted..it ain’t like hip hop stop on the weekends.

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      “i think xxl need a weekend shift…either the comment crew or the guest bloggers should be on call for sat/sun…”

      “it ain’t like hip hop stop on the weekends.”

      Word.

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

        Snoop is like a black version of Kramer from Seinfeld.

        You never really know what the nigga’s doing, but you know he’s doing something. Every once & awhile dude come out the blue with some crazy shit, then runs back into his apartment while everybody is laughing like a motherfucker.

        Don’t front like niggas don’t watch Seinfeld.

        • Chilly Willy

          *Fuck the Silly shit*

          I ain’t down with Seinfeld like that, but I agree. Oddly enough, Frasier is one of my all time fav sitcom evar. I know…highly unniggaly but funny as f*ck…

          J7M

        • capcobra

          i’ve seen episodes…lmao

        • capcobra

          grands..wifey asked if you know about soup nazi’s?

        • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

          Tell her I said no soup for her. For a year! Now leave! Then, ask her is she the master of her domain?

          @Chilly

          Don’t trip mayne, I stay watching all those shows. Maybe I have some primitive instinct to want to laugh @ white folks…..

          Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Frasier, my humor knows no color lines.

  • beeyo

    Should’nt Em and Fi’ty be talking about Snoop as their “powerful friend”? I mean, he is the elder statesmen, it only seems right. Nigga’s crazy, guess he fell off. Oh well.
    On a side note, Bill only fux with hip hop figures he knows he can bury and look crazy (re: Cam). I wouldn’t even want someone like Talib or M-1 on O’Reillys show, cuz I KNOW they would give him some sort of ammo to make black people look more ignorant in the eyes of his audience. If I had to have to pick one person to defend rap on his show, it would be…um…nah, not Nas…Jay? Maybe…hell no, not Lupe (fuck happened to him?)…shit, can’t come up with nobody.

    • Dub Sac

      Mos Def seems to be capable of giving thoughtful explanations for even his craziest ideas, so maybe him?

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

        I think the greatest Hip Hop spokesperson that Billy oh, really? could face would be KRS-one.

        Not so much that he’ll drop cultural knowledge, but KRS contradicts & double-talks so much, by the end of the interview, Bill would be agreeing & not even know it. Or, he’d just keep asking Kris about what’s so Hip Hop about his hairstyle.

  • Detroit P

    Good shit Ron

  • Shawty J

    Snoop is known for having a sense of humor. I’m just gonna hope this was the case…

  • http://pimpinpens.blogspot.com enzo

    i think Rza should square off with Bill O’Reilly.

    he’s razor sharp after all and does positive things for the community – wu chess. plus nobody can play rza for a fool. thats the abbot of the clan.