Yung Berg: Slap Happy

What did the five fangers say to the bitch nigga?

I think you know the rest. In the event that you don’t, Big Green has tied it all together pretty nicely for anyone with a middle school education.

[Blogger's Note: If you went to high school you're golden.]

As has been publicized—very well, at that—Maino slapped Yung Berg’s remaining melanin right the fuck off. Berg even admits to coming at Maino sideways, which surprises no one. Berg’s public persona seems to be in perpetual need of “a little togetherness”. I even believe the Detroit rappers when they say this little nigga was wylin out, resulting in an ass beating and removal of Energon crystals. However, Berg’s explanation for his post-slap disappearance reeks of [entirely too fucking late] damage control.

Berg looks like he’d just been slapped in his Vlad TV explanation video, doesn’t he? It’s as if Vlad just reared back and “gave him a little togetherness” before camera time.

An artist can blame his or her public disappearance on a myriad of important factors. There may have been no product or progress to discuss. [Blogger's Note: This is when rappers should be turning the camera[phone]s off.] Perhaps your emotionally unstable R&B adversary is getting help. Maybe you have nothing to say to people after becoming the rap world’s Peter Schibetta. Suggesting you went into obscurity because your management asked you to take the high road, however, is completely ludicrous.

Where was Berg’s management when he was going off on Ne-Yo? Where were they when he insulted every woman who fails the paper bag test? How about when he thrust his face into some girl’s vagina on stage and camera? One would think said management might have some advice for a “young and sexy dude” who may put off important clusters of his “young and sexy audience” with such dumb and nasty behavior.

Shit, he ends the clip by saying he patched things up with Maino shortly thereafter at a P.F. Chang’s parking lot. You know how it goes. You pull up to P.F. Chang’s in the Lambo with Pacman Jones. You dap up. Everything’s cool with your ex-convict big brother who gave you a little warrior training the day before. Sure.

I must say, hanging out with “my nigga Pacman Jones” sheds a lighthouse’s share of radiance on the matter. As if you didn’t know what kind of nigga Berg was before hearing as much.

Questions? Comments? Requests? I hit you tonight? ron@ronmexicocity.com

I promised my BTR listeners a video. You’ll have one this weekend. Hater’s honor.

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    Nice work, Mexx.

    Maybe Berg is trying to be method like Brando & De Niro so he made them slap him again for the vlog so it was more realistic.

    Then again, he’s probably just a herb.

    And FYI – there’s no “controversy” when one person says, “I slapped that dude,” and the other person says, “He slapped me.” It could be called many other things – a lesson learned, the truth, a funny anecdote – but controversy is not one of them.

  • DetroitDraper

    Classic… Hangin out wit my nigga pac man jones lmao

    • DetroitDraper

      Man I just read the transcript and that was the softest shit Ive ever heard “I looked up to him like a big brother” quit bitchin he obviously does’nt feel the same about you. “Maino is a street dude and done time in jail. Ima young and sexy dude”….Your career is dead.

      MAYN HOL’UP

  • latino heat

    why is he even bringing this up? this shit was last summer. most people probably forgot about it already. i didn’t cause i think it’s hilarious, but most probably did.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    I’m starting to feel sorry for this kid. There’s only so many’L's the average person can take before they’re found hanging by a Gucci belt in the garage-feet dangling next to the Lambo.

    I’m hard pressed to find a more “famous, but not popular” rapper than Berg.

  • Silly Willy

    “Maino slapped Yung Berg’s remaining melanin right the fuck off. Berg even admits to coming at Maino sideways, which surprises no one. Berg’s public persona seems to be in perpetual need of “a little togetherness”. I even believe the Detroit rappers when they say this little nigga was wylin out, resulting in an ass beating and removal of Energon crystals.”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    What more can we say ……..

  • Lowedwn

    Everything’s cool with your ex-convict big brother who gave you a little warrior training the day before.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Funny stuff as always Mexx, but where is the pre-requisite Adebesi/Kenny Oz joke on the above comment, lol. I mean Maino definitely looks like 2 to 3 more years in lock-up and he woulda been on that “soupbone” tip “punkin” niggaz and whatnot.

    The whole editing of vlad TV clip reminded me of the Chappelle’s(Rick James) show skit. Going back and forth between the interviews.

  • giantstepp

    Every time I hear Young Bergs name now, “it’s so cold in tha D” instantly pops in my head with a visual of Trick Trick mean mugging…I wonder why?

  • Mutada/Mullah Atari

    Nigga lost me with the black butts shit. I mean, yea its a known fact some niggas go light skin crazy. But, when the high yellow chick gets all extra snooty. Or decides that she’ll make a white baby with a Drake instead. Who you running back too? Yep. The dark butts :)

    Dark butts make the world go round !

  • fatDAN

    This goes to show you that a bitch is a bitch and no amount of money, hits, homies, hotties or ho cakes makes a difference. If you can’t man up in a time of need then you deserve to get a rub down convict style by Adebisi. True dat!

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    What else is he gonna do?

    No deal. No love. “Hey, I’ll start vlogging…”

  • Enlightened

    Damn Ron

    Why you make me watch that shit? I saw the link yesterday but I didn’t click it because I already felt sorry for the nigga after watching his Trick Trick explanation. That’s some truly sad shit…

    but on a lighter note…

    That nigga Maino is on the all-interview team for real! Not saying he’s trash as a rapper at all, but I would rather watch a DVD of him just explaining situations where he had to fuck people up, than bump a CD of him.
    That Lil’ Cease explanation is classic

  • AZ40

    “I even believe the Detroit rappers when they say this little nigga was wylin out, resulting in an ass beating and removal of Energon crystals”

    LMAO

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    Immediately after I read this, I thought about that video of Berg on that motorcycle in FL with the chick on the back of it, then him getting caught up with the police and his manager dipping out…shit just made me crack up! Good shit Ron!

  • BIGNAT

    “I even believe the Detroit rappers when they say this little nigga was wylin out, resulting in an ass beating and removal of Energon crystals”

    LMAO ron ron kicking berg while he is down. did anyone watch the video he said like just to many times.

  • DV8

    I dont get it. Instead of just staying quiet about the whole thing and letting it roll over. Yung Herb decides to dig up a dead issue. Is he dropping a album or mixtape that nobody is going to listen to again soon? Maybe hes like those self depricating comedians but in rapper form (which is never a good look in hiphop).

  • Detroit P

    That “Energon” line is greatness.

    I didn’t bother to watch the video, I just read the excerpts…and it sounds like he was told to keep quiet, not because he was trying to take the high road, but because he kept fuckin up on the PR side of things….sorta like how Jimmy Iovine told Charles Ham to shut the fuck up

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  • NAWLEDGE

    Good shit Mex.

    Berg was always an emo thug. How many L’s can a young person take in their life? WHERE’S THE ALBUM?!

  • Brooklyn

    this dude is just sad, he’s better known for the ignorant shit he’s involved with than his music. i can’t even remember the name of that song he had out like 2 years ago.

  • DevoG

    Damn Ron! Here I am thinking that the only dudes in the DDN, and SDN Tournaments that kicked it with each other were Gucci and OJ. Come to find out Berg and Pac Man are homies. Now that sir is a DDN/SDN matup that would make Bankhead proud. I can see Parle(DFB) as the speacial guest referee. Soulja Boy can be Gucci and OJ’s cutman, and since they are friends now, Maino can be as Berg!

  • http://WWW.MAJORMUVS.COM *BLOCK*

    BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    UMMM….I DIDNT KNOW BERG WAS A RAPPER……THATS IT NOTHING ELSE TO THIS POST

    SERIOUSLY….NOTHING ELSE JUST THAT