Typed Witticisms…

I call the entries that I leave on TWitter “Typed Witticisms” as opposed to “tweets”. Birds make the tweet sound. And bird ass birdbrains post tweets. Can it be so simple? Yes.

If you miss those old days when Billy X. Sunday wrote some shit that made you laugh, or conversely made you angry and annoyed then you need to come hang out with me on teh TWitter. My user ID is FYMTG and that stands for Fux Yo’ Meeting! All these self-important motherfuckers are always talking about the meeting they are going to. Nothing ever happens after they leave these meetings tho’.

After listening to both the leaked Jay-Z and Raekwon songs I felt like I had to make a declaration on the level of Hip-Hop that both these great producers were at. TWitter has become the random soundboard that my XXL drops used to be.

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  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    PIERZY!

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    Let me find out you’re a Yankee hater! HA!

    Entennmann’s=GOAT

    Ghost is on my top 5.

    Tim is overrated.

    Bol got served today.

  • Grand Prixx

    wuts good DP,def agree wit dilla over timbo..sheet i’ll take him over Dre..
    P.S.Sent u sum traks,dont know if u got em..

  • parks mcfly

    Dallas dont tell me you got paid for this?

    or that xxl and twitshit are owned by the same TIs?

    i fux with ghost though.

    on the real check this kids eminem diss.

    ‘Fuk eminem’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uh0_WO_Ii0\

    http://www.myspace.com/rordogmac

  • Dallas Penn

    $yk,
    What happened to Bol this time? Damn, homey stays getting under the t.I.’s skin

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    Dallas Penn, what up?
    Don Mac, what up?

    $yk, what happened to Bol?

    Dp drunk twittering >> Bow Wow threatening the ultimate sacrifice.

  • Jamal7Mile

    Nice drop, Dallas. I’m still not up on Twitter yet. Soon, maybe.

    Bol had a post pulled. I think it was about Jay-Z, Drake and Raekwon. Never knew Jay-Z could block shots on XXL… I thought he only hung out at Nah Right.

    Hmmm…

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    @ DP/Grand$

    It was a good Jay hate post. Like 20 comments in & got popped.

    I stay telling cats heads be watching.

    J7 what it do!

    • Jamal7Mile

      What’s up $yk and Grands?

      $yk, a lot of things you’ve said in the past are proving to be accurate. Man, I’m amazed!

      What happens next??? LOL!!

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

        What’s good J7!?

        I saw the post. I think I dropped a comment. It wasn’t that bad, to me, but what do I know. I’m a freelance opinionator.

        Speaking of typed witticisms, what’s good with that Ace Hood lynching? I know y’all heard about that. Shit was hilarious…

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      J7 I know you see it. Everybody’s basically coming out the woodworks now.

      One, to try and give some credibility back to the game. Two, fulfilling them slave deals.

      Hip hop has thrived since it’s inception. To balance the scales, it has to fall off, suffer, retract, re-invent itself.

      We, the chosen ones, the 30-50′ers, who have experienced the malaise of our social equality, who saw and helped this nation grow, will also witness the demise of this nation, record it’s downfall, and teach the future.

      Both ways.

      Mainstream rap, although part of a greater culture, is also a product. A product that isn’t as well received, or implemented, as good as it’s original state. And because it’s owned by another investing larger entity, it is in danger of being shelved, discontinued, cancelled, deaded. First comes the contraction of product, then the layoffs of labor. No revenue means the doors close.

      e.g. Disco

      But the internets(word to DP) are the future.
      Peep how even CNN, who by the way put Twitter out there, is live streaming now. Don’t really need to be in the studio anymore. No computer? Even on your phone? Ron Browz yourself. Albums will be released on the web for hits for $ through sponsorship. Videos will be on iTunes(iVideo?) for sale. Pay For View tour podcasts for a fee.

      e.g. Satellite Radio

      But don’t worry who ever reads this. TELEVISION WILL BE NEXT.

      Dallas is our Rick Sanchez.

  • King Blair

    today 8/25 is my born day I feel good. Timbo sold his sold to go Diamond I know ninjas that would sale their moms for less. Pompei was destroyed and AAliyah died on my bday 8/25 aint nothing to F*#k with—no joe budden up

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

      Happy B-Day, mayne.

      My God bless you with many more…

      • King Blair

        Thanks pimp appreciate that

    • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

      What up, KB?

      Happy birthday mayne… Life is precious. Don’t fuck it up and always remember the 5 minute factor (Word to Grand$)

      E7 up! youtube.com/federalranga
      Commission!!!

  • geico lizard

    “All these self-important motherfuckers are always talking about the meeting they are going to. Nothing ever happens after they leave these meetings tho’.”

    ^
    Now that you mention it DP that is some annoying shit. Why brag about going to a meeting who are you trying to impress? If you want to impress people you should own the company and the meetings dont start until you feel good and cotdamn ready for it to start up.
    I have a meeting in my bathroom twice a day and you dont hear me bragging about.

    *heads to meeting at liquor store to buy lottery tickets*

  • Dallas Penn

    Commission what up?

    $yk, Grand$, geico lizard, J7Millie what up?

    Shouts to Pierzy.

    Happy new year King Blair. I like to tell folks happy new year since you have been granted to start a new spin around the sun. Give thanks and make it count playboy.

    I failed tonite bigtime by not going to this Fabolous show sponsored by Reebok. I heard from B.E.T.’s LowKey that Fab did all the hits and hardly any of that Loso’s Way singing shit.

    I don’t fux with Reebok tho’. At all (no Drake Sylvia Rhone cougar love).

    I’ll be at some other shit this week so I sould have pics from that shit. I’ll politic with y’all later. I have a meeting of my eyelids.

    • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

      Damn, DP?

      You missed one… Fed’s in there, too! It’s all good though. Yo, what’s your site? I couldn’t find it and I think if I did I couldn’t get to the posts on there… you should peep the vlogs, mayne, lemme know what you think. Chuuch.

      E7 up!!! youtube.com/federalranga
      Commission!!! What’s up my brothers!!!

  • King Blair

    I woke up early on my born born day….when I was young with I used to do my thing hard robbing foreigners for their for their wallets and jewels and rip their green card……Lifes a bitch and then you die thats why I stay high cuz you never know when you gonna go.

    In terms of history Dilla is ill but ppl made him seem iller sfter he died just like big and pac while timbo still living has been apart of some classic shit and to a certain extent is more versatile than dilla see bubba sparxx Deliverance album that is the best album ever by a White rapper- yes I mean you Marshal

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      Happy Born Day my dude. Many and plenty more.

  • King Blair

    What up Dallas got 4 pairs of kicks today feeling good think Ima cop some new dunks today too

  • http://xxl All Dae

    Dallas Typed Witticisms may get his azz pulled. Dude talking wreckless on the tweets…lol…nice. Get em…

    I read Bol’s post yesterday and didn’t read anything to have the T.I.s jumping but heads be petty these days.

    I purposly didn’t listen to Raekwons song. I’m copping the album and want to experiance it the way Rae wants the fans to.
    ———————————————–
    Impressive seeing DP kicking it w/ the Chef. Homie gets it in more than I percived.

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    no bullshit every bad post I wrote about that trash Jay calls a song yesetrday would not post! but soon s as you write some fuck shit like “THIS SONG IS THE GREATESt” (I jus’vomitted in my throat by the way)it automatically post. talk about the media swaying niggas, wtf xxl?

  • BIGNAT

    nice post dp just i can’t fuck with twitter i am to busy dodging facebook to much information. with twitter i think i will be on a information overload

  • daz_oc

    yall do know that rae beat is a dilla beat thats alreadybeen used on the jaylib album