Alfamega was also a rolling stone

Alfamega should have known better than to fuck with the Smoking Gun.

I guess he’s been going around telling people that he isn’t a government informant, and that the documents the Smoking Gun turned up earlier this year saying that he were fabricated, like that birth certificate saying Barack Obama was born in Kenya. So, the Smoking Gun went and turned up even more documents about Alfamega being a snitch.

These new documents don’t tell us a whole lot we didn’t already know. They just make him sound that much more pathetic. For example, we learn that the Feds didn’t approach Alfamega, offering to knock the last 18 months off of a 9 year sentence, if he ratted out the drug dealer he used to work for – he approached them.

I wasn’t about to spend the time it would take on Friday afternoon to read through the entire 25 page document, even though it’s in extra large font and double spaced, like one of my old college English papers, but apparently Alfamega goes into great detail in describing the ordeal of trying to get into contact with a DEA agent. He called, wrote letters, he even had other people calling for him.

See, if he’d just kept his mouth shut, he could have pretended he was coerced into snitching on people, the way we’re led to believe it always. You always hear about the two guys being brought into the station, they tell one of them they’re either gonna bury him under the jail, with these damn Rockefeller drug laws, or he can sign a paper and go free. You never hear the story about the guy who’s already been in prison for 8 years, but he can’t handle that last year, so he begs the government to let him tell on people. I never would have guessed that’s what happened to Alfamega, if I didn’t just read it.

What was the big deal about getting out a year early anyway? The transcript might shed some light on this. As far as I know, Alfamega doesn’t address the issue directly, but he does mention that he has 13 children by 13 different women – which is just incredible to me. I mean, those are ODB numbers. And even with ODB, it turned out he didn’t really have 13 kids. A few of those women were lying. They knew he was too high to know whether or not he had a baby by them. He only really had like 8 or 9 kids. Even that guy Desmond Hatchett, who goes to court once a week, down in Tennessee, to divy up the take home pay from his minimum wage job amongst his 21 kids, only has 11 babies’ mothers. A few of those women he doubled up on. He was probably thinking of making a go with them, then someone else came along.

It must be tough going from banging enough women to where he had 13 kids by 13 different women by the mid ’90s, when he probably wasn’t even as old as I am now (though he is an older guy), to being in prison, where the only sex you can get is from another guy. I doubt Alfamega was concerned with getting out so he could start making money to take care of his kids, but he may have been at the point where he was about to do something teh ghey. Again, the story you always hear about prison is the guy who drops his soap in the shower, and the next thing you know he’s walking around wearing lipstick, with his ass hanging out of his pants, to signal that he’s a bottom, but you never stop to think about the guys who are tops in prison. If, like Alfamega, you’re enough of a bad-ass that you don’t have to worry about being ass raped, why would you have sex with another guy?

It could be that there’s a certain point you reach where it’s been such a long time since you’ve so much as seen a decent woman, and you spend so much time around guys in various states of undress that giving it to another guy, up the Hershey chute, no longer seems like such a bad idea, and it could be that this point is reached right around the 8 year mark. Alfamega probably started noticing guys with especially nice asses and thought to himself, “Shit, I gotta get out of here!” A man of his stature could have done that last 18 months standing on his head, but the fact that he had so many kids by the time he was in his mid 20s lets me know he had some self control issues when it comes to sex. In fact, he’d better watch what he says about the Smoking Gun. Who knows what else they might turn up on him.

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  • Casey

    What’s the big deal about getting out a year early anyway? Maybe living that year of your life…

    Not that I advocate snitching or listening to trash like alfamega…

    • DetroitDraper

      Getting out a measly year ahead of time is’nt worth my self respect so no snitching for me brotha


  • Grand Prixx


    another crazy ass post by bol…

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    The irony in this drop is last night I was watching that awful “Penitentiary” movie on Showtime.

    So I have a fresh visual of him doing every single thing Bol said about him.

  • sealsaa

    “Alfamega probably should have known better than to fuck with the Smoking Gun.”

    Still waiting on them to expose Puffy as a fruit.

  • styles11

    thesmokingun aint nothin to fuk with. i think every rapper with a fabricated history i.e street cred has to stay away from them. if it was me id shut my mouth all together, they the website equal of eminem in terms of ending a rappers career

  • Grand Prixx

    i was first yall cheating!!! lol

  • Grimey G

    I agree with essentially everything you wrote in that post. Who are these sluts that would actually let Alfamega touch them? He looks like the baby if Deebo and Michael Clarke Duncan jerked off in a blender then inseminated Bea Arthur and waited 60 years and hit it in the face with a shovel.

    I feel like things will end badly for Alfa-and soon. An overdose or he’ll get shot or a car crash when he’s drunk. I predict a tragic ending for him pretty soon which is sad cause even snitches don’t deserve to die.

    • HNIC

      Your first paragraph, talking about Alfadavit (Word to Mex) would-be parents was hilarious!

      However, in the ATL, chicks outnumber cats like 12 to 1. So, the odds are definitely in a brutha’s favor. Trust, even ugly cats are gettin it in. Let alone the fact that they have a huge population of gay/tranny dudes & the number of dudes that are incarcerated. So, the guys who are actually hetero & free, for that matter have their pick of the litter, so to speak.

      • Grimey G

        Really HNIC? I was always under the impression that Atlanta had a lot of quality girls in terms of looks. I guess I was wrong, I’ve obviously never actually been there.

  • Tony Grands

    I’d forgotten about the trainwreck that is Alfie, just that quick, as most of us I’m sure. Dude stays catching bricks. Like a construction worker. Is rapping really THIS serious?

    I’m sure he picked up some skill or trade in there (next we’ll hear he’s an ordained minister), so why not apply that to the real world? Taco Bell doesn’t care if one’s a snitch. It might’ve gotten him into the Post Office quicker, like Tupac in ‘Poetic Justice’.

  • General

    And dammnit if he didn’t burn that bridge with TI by just releasin all them disses…

    Atleast I know who will be on the milkbox in the August 2010 Issue of XXL

  • p

    what do you know Bol wrote one paragraph without fantasizing about jay-z… fag

  • Combat Jack

    ^ “The irony in this drop is last night I was watching that awful “Penitentiary” movie on Showtime.”

    To many, like me, ‘Penitentiary’ is a hood classic.

    Great post as usual.

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      You know that’s why I tuned in from jumpstreet! Classic!

      Still awful…

    • Enlightened

      Thank you. Somebody said it before I could. Ol’ Combat Jack.

      The scenes where dude came through the bathroom ceiling and got served by the female prisoner during the boxing match – then came back the next time with his potna and pulled a switch – make it classic just off that.

      Now…Penitentiary 2 on the other hand…not so much

  • dhunt512

    Actually Bol I read all 25 pages and Alfamega was only 2 years into his 9 year sentence when he voluntarily offered information to the DEA and FBI. He also had 13 kids by the age of 24 when he testified while in custody in a court of law. To make matters worse if they get any worse this snitch offered up additional information on numerous individuals because as he said in his sworn testimony “they asked”.

  • giantstepp

    TSG calls niggas out on they BS. I read the documents and was just like wow. He just plained snitched without ryhme or reason.

  • Brooklyn

    some bitches are so desperate that they’ll fuck the first nigga that walks by. and if he got a little money they’ll definitely keep him around. it could be that alfa was making some pretty good bread back in the day, before he got locked up. but i’m saying though, if you already served 8 years, with only 18 months to go, sexual identity crisis or not, you might as well just serve your time. think about how easy this nigga’s life would have been had he kept his damned mouth shut and bought him a copy of some girly mag.

  • EmCDL

    Gotdamn this dude stay losing! Just dig a hole already dawg…just dig a hole…

    And Bol you been watching too much OZ lol

  • dhunt512

    I read all 25 pages and Alfamega was only 2 years into his 9 year sentence when he voluntarily offered information to the DEA and FBI. He also had 13 kids by the age of 24 when he testified while in custody in a court of law. To make matters worse if they get any worse this snitch offered up additional information on numerous individuals because as he said in his sworn testimony “they asked”.

  • kelito-vision

    lmao!!! hilarious post….Bol’s keeping the lights on over there at XXL


    mwhahahhahahaha man bol talking about kicking somebody while they down.

  • Stan-Layy

    The “Game” ain’t for a lot of people man. A lot of young black men would be better off taking some college course’s rather than being influenced by other dude’s in the “Game” who themselves ain’t made for the “Game”. “Don’t do the crime if…”, you know the rest.

  • geico lizard

    Damn begging the feds to let you snitch is the worst kind of snitching.

    Recent Snitching Hall of Fame:
    Alfamega>>>Antonio Pierce>>>Shane Victorino

  • latino heat

    Alfa is a moron if he thinks that TSG has nothing better to do than make up stories about him of all people. if they were gonna make up shit about a rapper wouldn’t they pick a bigger name? most rap fans don’t even know who you are, much less the general public.

    i don’t think having a lot of kids by a lot of women is that rare in the south actually. my closest homie is from Alabama and he honestly dosen’t even know how many brothers and sisters he has cause his pops has so many kids. and his brothers the same way, 6 kids by 5 chicks and he just turned 30.

    • Tony Grands


      Co-sign that.

      My Grandfather is from the south, I have like 9 uncles & aunts. & his youngest son LITERALLY isn’t sure how many children he has. I lost count @ 7.

      Fuck all that. & 13 kids by 13 different women. Thats like asking God to give you a stroke. No wonder he’s so intent on making it @ a rapper & drug dealer.

  • Rx

    I can’t ride on this post for a couple of reasons. First, Bol still lives with his parents in the basement. He never had to man up and really make them chips nor will any ho ever take care of him. Without his parents, he would be finished. Trust me, he knows this because he always talking about it.

    Why not snitch if people are rolling on you? You think T.I. didn’t lie about Alfa? T.I. lied which is why he got his sentence cut like that. He lied about a bunch of niggaz and he got the top notch expensive corrupt lawyers to help.

    Any man can do his time in prison because the shit is dumb easy. You just stay there and chill. All the obsession with gay shit is just pop culture. But when you get a chance to get out because another nigga was lying and slipping, you gonna take that chance 10 times outta ten. If the nigga was lying on you and that is the only reason you are kept in prison, why the fuck would you not tell the Truth especially when the authorities who can let you out are making it easy for you?

    And think about who you are protecting by not telling the Truth. You are protecting niggaz that would rather see you fucked up in prison for the rest of your life even though you got love for them. You would be a moron not to open your mouth and stay in prison if you found out that niggaz was shitting on you from day one.

    And finally the most important thing to realize is that no matter what, God knows that you are innocent and not guilty. Criminals, liars, and cheaters can stay on the streets because they abuse man made laws but the Law given to us from our Father says that we will have our justice. Maybe it won’t come as fast as you hope, but you need time to realize the other errors and follies you made in life without realizing it first because Father gives you a chance to even the score with justice. Because no matter where some stupid nigga like Jay and T.I. may run and hide behind their lawyers and fake friends, they can not hide from God.

    • Technique

      Rx u need to calm down with all that preaching shit. now first point all that gay shit is mostly pop culture, mostly, but there is a nice handful of fruitcakes in the pen who flaunt their ass and shit so maybe alfamega was a little worried he couldn’t control his self. anyway alfa aint shit but a ho ass snitch. point. blank. period. Rx this aint sunday school playa, this is real life, anyone who bitches out like alfie deserves fucked up, wether it be god, the courts, or some fruity faggot in the pen.

    • BIGNAT

      actually rx bol got himself a home now