Cuckoo 4 CoCo Puffs…

tahiry

Two days after Rock The Bells and my homegirl from Complex is STILL talking about Tahiry’s ass.

Yes, Tahiry is fine. But Ice-T was also there with his model wife and she was dressed borderline inappropriate as she always is whenever she goes out in public.

CoCo is still the G.O.A.T. rapper wife in my opinion. Until rappers start stripping their wives nekkid onstage in front of a bunch of men that last smelled pussy at childbirth CoCo holds down the slot. At a Body Count show I watched Ice-T rip CoCo’s top off, throw her to the ground and simulate oral sex and anal rape with her. How fucking awesome is that? So much so that I paid to go to the show the following day.

Tahiry is definitely in the number two slot even though she doesn’t have the years on the strip that some of these other ladies have. Remember when Buffie the Body was able to charge people a premium just for her to walk through a party? Those were good times. I remember the days when the chicks that gave the super head were all writers for Black Beat.

Nowadays the asses are more manageable. Maybe this is another effect of the recession. Damn you Bernard Madoff! Since y’all dudes don’t give an eff about these Rock The Bells photos how about some exclusive shit from SlaughterHouse that premiered at the 1st Annual Bring Your Own Blogger BBQ?

SlaughterHouse calls this joint ‘Cuckoo’ and after you hear their verses you’ll know why.

Shouts to FlamPro for passing me this track.

“And I don’t need no hook for this one…”

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    CoCo is fine as hell but I still think I may take Tahiry…you can’t lose either way.

  • http://www.youtube.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    Pierzy!!!!

    I ain’t feelin either Coco or Tahiry, but thats just me.

    Everybody make sure to check out my new vlog- XXL.COM PRESENTS: FEDERAL RANGA-THE DAY IN THE LIFE OF A GAY STRIPPER(MAKE IT RAIN)

    http://www.youtube.com/federalranga

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    pics= goddamn!

    song= GodDamn!

    orally and analy simulatin sex on stage with wifey= PRICELESS!!!

    Rock the bells sounds like it was off the radar! ( I’m coinin that too niggas! “Off the Radar”>>> you can’t see me)

  • http://callmephlip.blogspot.com/ Phlip

    I think I will roll with Coco on this one, simply because she is now 30 and apparently shows the resolve it will take to maintain that figure.
    I can’t imagine any of these other broads staving off the voiding of their warranties after they turn 30.

  • fastflipper

    Coco for suuuuuuure she look gangsta

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Coco IS gangsta…and I would expect Ice-T to roll with nothing less. BUT, I would bury my face in Tahiry’s ass and hibernate in that bitch, word up.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • General

    I agree with most of you that CoCo is gangsta, but I’m still gonna have to go with Tahiry…

    Can’t pass up an ass like hers

    By the way DP, another crazy joint from SlaughterHouse

  • http://www.rickroll.com theo

    take that song off dumbasses its not supposed to be out

  • og bobby j

    both them broads are fine…id suck the fart out they ass…hold it in like a bong rip….

  • capcobra

    tahiry isn’t a name i feel like saying more than twice a day..shit sound like a dudes name..i’d much rather have a snowbunny named coco…plus the code for a 3some is hot coco with 2 marshmallows…so gimme the hot coco with the 2 marshmallows so a nigga sleep good.

    • capcobra

      oh yeah..that song kinda wack…slaughterhouse need to make a mixtape first..because if this is album material then the album might be a dissapointment.

  • HNIC

    Tahiry could get the business, like a Fortune 500, from me!

    • HNIC

      Seeing Cocoa with all of her unnatural “enhancements” makes me wonder if we were alone in a room, if she would start to deconstruct like “Cherry” from the movie; “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka”! (Google/Bing it, youngin’s!)

      Not a good look, at all, imo. (Shudders at the thought.)

      That’s why I stand behind Tahiry, figuratively & hopefully literally someday, 110%.

  • El Tico Loco

    I take either and they won’t any of ya’ll, I don’t know what ya’ll talking about, I think we went thru this shit when they put Tahiri against Amber Rose is there an ass tournament going on we don’t know about? Is Tahiri vs Rosa Acosta next? or Coco? where the brackets at?

    • DetroitDraper

      Lmao yea where are the brackets

  • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    Commission!

    3rd Testicle stays on my nuts… now THAT is irony to the fullest.

    Coco is THAT bitch, period. Tahiry, I’on know about her… her and Buffie kinda in the same spot. Phat asses and nothing more, though Tahiry is better looking than Buffie. Chuuuch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG3mSn8UqrA

  • $ykotic

    Not really feeling Taheezy. Look at them flicks again.

    CoCo looks like a good ride. Tah looks like she’s got her little cousins drawers on.

    Slaughterhouse might not wanna brag about recording in a week. Go tweak some of them cuts fellas.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    After a thorough Net search for naked pix of CoCo…….have to say CoCo.

    I’m almost positive that she got some plastiques up in there, but I couldn’t care less! So many things to grab on to.

    She just shouldn’t talk too much. Ice should have that in a contract or something; “Shake all the assets, don’t speak”.

  • latino heat

    Coco’s body is fake as fuck. i don’t care, i’m just saying. both of them look good but Esther Baxter is the queen forever and always. so if anybody is making brackets up i put Esther as the number one seed.

    Slaughterhouse joint is hot. can’t wait for Rock The Bells in a couple weeks.

    • http://callmephlip.blogspot.com/ Phlip

      Esther Baxter is an example of what happens when these chicks have a baby and void that warranty, google it.

  • geico lizard

    I can say this without a smile on my face DP,THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN ABOUT ANYTHING.

    Commission!!!

  • Worley

    I’m going with Tahiry. Coco has those fake titties and probably a fake ass too. Tahiry got that bona fide arroz con pollo. Que linda. Ven aqui mami.

  • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

    “Until rappers start stripping their wives nekkid onstage in front of a bunch of men that last smelled pussy at childbirth CoCo holds down the slot. At a Body Count show I watched Ice-T rip CoCo’s top off, throw her to the ground and simulate oral sex and anal rape with her. How fucking awesome is that? So much so that I paid to go to the show the following day.”

    i went to body count at the knitting factory a few years ago. i’m sure he does it at every show… but, damn.

  • BIGNAT

    if i was going pick one tahiry because you never gotta worry about her boobies busting a leak. or like latino heat put down esther baxter she thick as a tank and ver pretty. i like the song shit is crazy off the wall some redman style ish.

  • Skorpioblak

    “The G.O.A.T. rapper wife”?????? Darlene Ortiz (google it) would like to have a word with you, son…..LOL

  • chillin mayne

    definitly tahiry, la dominicana, ta jevi ella!!..good looks on dat slaughterhouse track!!…im thirsty for more material…joell ortiz and joe buddenz on “the one” were RAW

  • http://www.reverbnation.com/EmCDL EmCDL

    I’d smash both of them why ya’ll gotta choose? DP you a fool for that one! LOL