Young Money: Every [Little] Girl

Wow. Thank you readers for pointing out a glaring omission in my 2009 BET Awards Notes and Observations blog yesterday. Not only did I glaringly omit an “s” somewhere in my original title, but I left out any mention of the controversial Young Money performance that may very well resurrect the Emmanuel Lewis “No, Go & Tell” child safety commercials.

On Michael Jackson day, no less… Oversight of the millennium.

I didn’t know these niggas meant “Every Girl” literally. What the fuck? I really didn’t notice that the girls were, you know, chillen girls. I don’t always pay video hoes the attention they so desperately crave. Plus, it’s not like they were shorter than Lil’ Wayne or anything. They didn’t really stand out at the time.

Wayne, Drake, Mack Maine… listen to your dear friend Ronnie. Just because the money’s young doesn’t mean the groupies need be. When shit gets slow on tour can’t you just take turns on the crew’s token sexpot and avoid the charges?

I can’t even laugh at Mack Maine’s Miley Cyrus crack anymore. I already knew he’d beat the brakes off of it right now if black people were allowed inside the Cyrus house, but damn. These niggas took it to the next level. They probably had to redo some lyrics during quality control.

“In a couple hours, holler at me, Miley Cyrus.”

Didn’t Miley Cyrus just have herself like, a 22-year-old man a minute ago? Yet Ole Billy Ray’s pissed about Jamie Foxx jokes. Sheeeeit. I’d be worried about the grown-ass man currently wearing down my daughter’s traction instead of coming up with a response to some comedian’s morning drive time foolery. Turnabout is fair play, I guess. You know Billy Ray’s backwater achy-breaky ass was bringin that guitar and greasy mullet down to the high school before he got on.

That thurr was different. That was family! Inbreeding would explain a lot on Miley’s part too.

At least Tyga’s time at the end of Young Money’s bench keeps him from being associated him with this shit. He dodged a bullet there. Keep droppin that World Star fire, son!

How did Drake tear his ACL anyway? Hmmmm. Little kids are quick…  and slippery. Maybe one of them little girls pulled a Barry Sanders on that nigga and he ended up zagging when he should have zigged. If so, serves his ass right.

Dammit. Lil Wayne has children of his own them girls’ age. I’ve heard about middle-aged men having this kind of complex, but the shit shouldn’t happen when you’re 26. Even if you’re twice their age, your 15-year-old daughter’s friends should still be considered off-limits.

Here’s the funniest shit of all. When I first heard this song, I pondered the implications of fucking every girl in the world. Shit. I don’t even want to fuck every girl that wants to fuck me. I’ve had to go into Witness Protection behind some of these Harlem rats. Sometimes I watch Maury and wonder who the fuck put 17 kids up in some of these O.D.B.-lookin broads. How could a nigga wanna fuck every girl in the world?

And obviously, I didn’t even consider the chillens.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Amy Winehouse makes my penis soft. ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • westcoastaggie

    It would have been a perfect R-Kelly Tribute.

    But seriously, it seemed that the young money performance was rushed and should have been cut from the show.

    And when is Baby going to sit his old azz down somewhere and start using is AARP insurance?

    • westcoastaggie

      It would have been a perfect a R-Kelly Tribute.*

    • yoprince

      I’-m fairly certain Baby is younger than Jay-Z… just a thought

      • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

        jay-z’s stage age is 39. i don’t believe that man is a day under 43.

        i got no basis for that other than the fact that he’s been rappin since forever and has always looked at least 30.

      • westcostaggie

        BABY of CASH MONEY is in his 50′s. LOOK IT UP!

  • Pierzy

    “Just because they money’s young doesn’t mean the groupies need be.”

    HAHAHAHA Seriously, these dudes kinda scare me because their judgment is just so amazingly bad…

  • Jamal7Mile

    There was sooooo much wrong with this show, as a whole presentation. The subject of today’s Negro Please was probably the worse, UGH!!!

    Did anyone see it on TV live? Who was the censor guy, Don Cornilius? He was too slow, pushing that “bleep” button! Exactly what words were on the “bleep” list??? MY list would’ve been different!

    WOW!!

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      “Who was the censor guy, Don Cornilius? He was too slow, pushing that “bleep” button! Exactly what words were on the “bleep” list???”

      definitely not “bitch”, “shit” and nigga.

      awww. now i’m picturing don cornelius’s slow reaction time on the button up there with mc lyte. :( sad.

      • Gibz

        How bout we show the man some respect? All he did was host Soul Train. The first show ever that let you watch people dance. He did that well though. The earliest swag, if swag is the word to use. AAAAnd you know he was rippin a few of them energetically coked, induced broads. lmaoo

        “You know Billy Ray’s backwater achy-breaky ass was bringin that guitar and greasy mullet down to the high school before he got on.

        That thurr was different. That was family!”

        hahaha killin ‘em Mex! We need another video commentary soon bruh!!

  • ronmexicoisadumbass!

    c’mon now the girls on stage were waynes kids!and they were standing with drake cuz he couldnt be walking around that song wasnt based on waynes kids and michael jackson died a lil before the awards im pretty sure they had a whole bunch of last minute changes so most likely young money was going to perform every girl before mike died…dumbass!

  • RonTucker

    Am I the only one who feels “Misunderstood” would’ve been a more fitting song for Wayne to perform as a tribute to Mike? The pan to Sharpton’s face sitting beside Joe Jack would’ve been priceless!

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    How did Drake tear his ACL anyway? Hmmmm. Little kids are quick…  and slippery. Maybe one of them little girls pulled a Barry Sanders on that nigga and he ended up zagging when he should have zigged. If so, serves his ass right.
    ^^^^^^

    Wow. Comedy @ it’s fucking finest. Word to Ron Mexico.

  • U DUMB FUKAS

    YALL TALKN DUMB ASS SHIT . . . DA LIL GIRLS ON STAGE WAS WAYNE DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS . . . HE BROUGHT REGGINAE ON STAGE FOR HIS PERFORMANCE . . .CALM THA FUK DOWN

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Yeah, Amy Winehouse is gross to look @. I think it’s really Sasha Baron Cohen.

    One would think that Wayne’s World would know better than to submerge themselves in pre-puberty girls, on national television. Even BET should have better standards than to turn a performance into statutory rap[e]. Isn’t that what security gets paid for?

    Non of those niggas have have moustaches. I’m just saying.

    • Bobo D

      Yeah, Amy Winehouse is gross to look @. I think it’s really Sasha Baron Cohen.
      ^^^^
      Ha! They should enlarge pictures of her and Whitney Houston, put them around public schools, and that should definetly throw kids off from touching crack.

    • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

      Cuz them niccas like it smooth thats why…say word.

      (no homo)

  • DETROIT

    good drop ron,

    but on the real, i don’t see anything wrong with what they did. apparently that was lil waynes daughter, and some of their other family members. so what’s the big deal? wayne has like 10 kids on the way, so we know he fucks wit adults! if you can’t party with your daughter, who can you party with? it was the BET awards, not a strip club. and to act like lil girls don’t enjoy that song would be fakin. we all know that teenage girls love the shit outta wayne and drake.

    but anyway…CAN YOU PLEASE PUT UP THE BARKLEY/REGGIE MILLER VLOG! THAT SHIT IS THE BEST!

    • El Tico Loco

      “I WISH I COULD FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD”, little girls on stage, what’s wrong? (sarcasm right?) what if it was a choir? one has to go. Is like dedicating Whoop that Trick to Tina Turner while wearing a wifebeater on stage.

      • DETROIT

        what up loc,

        they weren’t singing “I WISH I COULD FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD”, they were singing the radio version which comes on every black radio station 100x per day. most teen and pre teen girls love that song, that’s a fact! my point is, if it’s fucked up for them to dance to it on stage with their kids, then it’s more fucked up that it comes on the radio ALL DAY, and alot of kids love it. personally i don’t think either situation is fucked up, it’s just music. they liked the song, they danced to it, ain’t nuttin. and for the record, lil wayne is not the first person to bring his family to an award show…the shit happens all the time.

    • Cam Jones

      Woah woah woah. I would never bring my daughter to any adult parties. My kids ain’t suppossed to socialize with my jump-offs, that don’t work. Espcecially on the Negro Channel Award show where Groupies are passed out like buisness cards.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      detroit,

      1. i didn’t know one of the girls was his daughter. that explains the thought process. obviously i don’t really think they’re a group of pedophiles. it just looks bad to be surrounded by a bunch of 13 year olds while you’re singing about how you wanna “filet mignon that pussy.”

      2. i’ll sneak that barkley shit up here one of these days when the powers that be aren’t paying attention. i’m glad you like it.

  • http://myspace.com/deshawn772004 Federal Ranga

    Man… I hate that fucking song. Screw that shit. I wanna see some ID, bitch. Commission!!!

    • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

      LMAO!

      Oh yeah dawg I checked out the shootout video good looking out!

  • $ykotic

    I finally saw this early this morning. i can understand it that was his seed & her peers. But it was the wrong time to be on stage. We all know perception is key. That set was horrible.

    I agree with Detroit. What’s up with the Chuck/Reggie vlog?

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      Whadup family!?

      Good look Detroit. I didnt know all that, I started to watch the clip, but never did. But cosign $yk, perception is everything. That’s kind of cool actually, to get on stage & party with your Dad, who just happens to be a few years older than you & your friends.

      Still, be suspicious of black men with out moustaches.

      • $ykotic

        LOL

        Cause I could’ve swore I saw one of them girls move Drake’s hand from around her…

  • Lowedwn

    That thurr was different. That was family! Inbreeding would explain a lot on Miley’s part too.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….and the gatorade on the keyboard quote of the day is…

  • BIGNAT

    “Sometimes I watch Maury and wonder who the fuck put 17 kids up in some of these O.D.B.-lookin broads. How could a nigga wanna fuck every girl in the world?”
    two reason mex but the first one doesn’t work if you live somewhere where it is warm year round.
    1. when it’s cold and snowing fuck it you wanna just get some nice warm pussy in your bed. plus you know her ugly ass going go to the store no matter how much snow out there she happy she getting dick.
    2. ugly bitches are barely getting fucked so that pussy is very good. shit that ugly bitch pussy going have low mileage. plus she going do whatever you want
    *the 3rd option i should not even need to mention but i will. getting drunk or high or both. could have you waking up to some swapthing looking bitches.
    *4th option also which i should not have to mention but i will. we all got friends like my uncle who would tell me this “it does not matter how ugly or fat a women is. you not going see shit when the lights go out anyway”

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      bwahahahahahaahahahah!

      all 4 of those had me dying, bignat.

      i’mma tell you something a nigga told me when i was like 6, but didn’t understand until i was 16.

      “pussy ain’t got no face on it.”

      how grimy is that?

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        Quite possibly the BIGNAT comment of all times…….

        • GIBZ

          If I’m not mistaken, there was a rapper from Detroit that had a track that was called just that. “Pussy aint got no face” lmaooo Esham or something like that. I’m from a 3rd world country, uncles would just take us to the whore houses to lose our virginhoods lmao

          plus, a fat bitch will spend quality time working her neck out ya. I’m telling you bruh!

    • anutha_level

      word to boogawolfs…i’m witcha mane! been there, done ALLA that.

    • yoprince

      some shit my nigga said the other day:

      “the bigger the bitch, the bigger the bottle.”

  • Crow

    its just a publicity stunt just like eminem with bruno mtv was first now wayne wit bet next topic

  • Superstar Extraordinaire

    “Sometimes I watch Maury and wonder who the fuck put 17 kids up in some of these O.D.B.-lookin broads”

    @BIGNAT…..all seem true…Ron, my homies say that shit always about the “no face”

    But I live in Cali…….its hot as fuck and i dont need no ugly bitch pussy……im good with that “my moms 4th hubby touched me so i need to be loved” pussy….they give it up…..

  • geico lizard

    Drake is from Canada so he tore his acl figure skating with male friends, I mean playing hockey.

    “I already knew he’d beat the brakes off of it right now if black people were allowed inside the Cyrus house”
    ^
    I live in nashville and you are right Ron they keep miley far away from black guys even if they are her age. They will have a creole chick in her crew for photo shoots and to make the black kids who watch disney happy.

    I thought you intentionally left out that performance because it was so bad that the pedophile angle wasnt worth mentioning.

    “I don’t even want to fuck every girl that wants to fuck me. I’ve had to go into Witness Protection behind some of these Harlem rats.”
    ^
    “Dude teach me”-kid in the 40 year old virgin.

    I have to co-sign BIGNAT about the good reasons to bone ugly chicks or fat chicks but I cant co-sign fucking them raw. It would be a nightmare to have an ugly kid with an ugly woman. Go for the raw head though.

    *NBC’s The More You Know theme plays*

    • BIGNAT

      geico lizard my boy was fucking a beast but she had big tits. he like chicks with big tits so he was fucking that ugly bitch raw. when she came up preggo she asked him what we going do. he told her you better handle that and that ugly chick got a abortion.

  • $ykotic

    @ BIGNAT

    Broads 101! Classic.

  • Toknow

    Hey Ron there is alot more to the story. It was a bad decision on Wayne’s part but I take it he is one of those parents that will pass the blunt to his daughter on her 14th BDay.

    From what I’m told Lil Wayne’s daughter was uspet because she couldn’t get to the stage fast enough when he won his award so she had a fit. Being the sucker father many of you are he told her she could go on stage when she performed. She did and brought her friends along who are actually OMG another gilr group created by Tiny (Xscape & TI’s girl) including her teenage daughter Zonnique.

  • c b w

    I don’t give a fuck if that was Wayne’s daughter on stage. That shit was just wrong and niggerish.

    That’s like a stripper taking their kid to work and leaving them at the bar with crayons.

    “I’ll be back to color with you after this 3 song set with Peaches and Lexxus.”

  • *BLOCK*

    I WAS LISTENING ON THE RADIO AND THEY SAID ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS ON STAGE WAS HIS DAUGHTER..DONT KNOW HOW TRUE BUT….NOW THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN DEEPER INTO THE MEANING OF “EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD” IF DRAKE WOULD HIT THE RETARD YOU THINK HE WOULD HIT WAYNES DAUGHTER TOO???

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    I don’t think a few of you wayne bbd hangers saw the same performance the rest of us did.I don’t give a fuck how PC drake may seem to mainstream Amercia I’m not finna let my daughter get her “drop like it’s hot” on with nobody on stage! especially while me and my merry men of styrofaom bandits sing (horribly at that) about the types of cuda meat we would get at.Drizzy already look like pedophile material to say the least, I mean he prolly already knocked back a few Disney ducks in his Degrassi days so why make it seem even wierder by gettin dry humped by the future 3LW? But let us not forget wayne’s and baby sayin is “Father like son” so hey what’s lil’ catholic preacher touchy feely wit’ the boss’s kid right? plus it’s BET no real self respecting black person watches that shit anyway.

    • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

      BVD hangers
      ^^^
      damn these blunt burnt philanges of mine!

  • Young History in the Making

    “How did Drake tear his ACL anyway? Hmmmm. Little kids are quick… and slippery. Maybe one of them little girls pulled a Barry Sanders on that nigga and he ended up zagging when he should have zigged. If so, serves his ass right….”

    *dead* lmao…ron you a fool boy lol

  • Gloveson

    The rule i go by is half your age plus 7 years or if they’re 17!!……….no lower, thats jus bad, there do be some girls wer i’m from that you’s would consider jailbait……….we call them ‘hollabacks’ after the fabolous song ‘Hollaback youngin, Ooh Ooh!’, and you look but realise they be like 16 and then you stop lookin, i’ve a 15yr old sister and i would break the legs of any motherfucker over 16 that would look at her

    and Amy Winehouse makes my dick soft too, i’d rather fuck a priest!!….

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