T.I.P.-o-crite?

“Even though all of our artists and employees are asked by us to be honest and open about their past history, at no time did Alfa[mega] disclose to me or Grand Hustle what has now appeared in the media. He essentially deceived us by failing to fully disclose the truth about his past and there is no place in our organization for dishonest and misleading behavior. As I have always said, you must take responsibility for your own actions. We at Grand Hustle can not support or condone the blaming of others for our own mistakes. I hope and pray to god bless his financial plans, but I don’t forsee me or my company playing a role in his personal or professional business. End.” -T.I., from IllRoots via Miss Info

I’m confused. Alfamega snitching would have been okay so long as Tip Line knew about it beforehand?

“We used what we thought to be his official thuggish past as an attempt to solidify our own credibility and it has backfired terribly. We had no intention on selling this man’s music at any point, but we did. We had to throw him a bone and keep him from snit–, umm… Start the damn tape over, shawty”

In the wake of widespread concern over his own thoroughness, several-time felon T.I. dealt a swift and stern measure of street justice to Grand Hustle mascot, Alfamega. While surely there are thousands more available Cheddars getting cheddar swarming the traps of Atlanta he wishes not to glorify, Tippy loses a loyal weed carrier and kufi slapper.

Mere days before serving the lightest sentence of all time, Tip throws Mega under the prison bus. This is understandable as it’s usually not a good look to enter the pokey with inorganic affiliation. However, after just having spent the past few months indoctrinating America’s youth regarding the benefits of avoiding the street life, Mr. Harris makes a move to appease the Gs he denounces.

By such standards, Harris should resign from his post atop Grand Hustle and hand it to the next greatest shareholder with an air-tight track record in the skreets.

Let’s say for a minute that Alfamega were a promising artist with a lucrative rap career. If he were likely to sell 100,000 first week units [the new platinum] of his next release, would Tippy have dropped his ass like ropeless soap through Kenny’s fingers?

[Blogger's Note: Next time I'm gonna want some cocktail. Fruit!]

In related news, when asked if he believed the consequences levied by T.I. to be fair, Alfamega responded, “Uh Huh.” RMC correspondent Tameka Mexico-Barclays’ full report will be divulged during tonight’s installment of Negro News at Nine.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Feeling organic? ron@ronmexicocity.com

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  • PARIS PERSHUN

    “We had to throw him a bone and keep him from snit–, umm… Start the damn tape over, shawty”

    THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS AS FUCK FA SOME REASON

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “ON TOP OF THE WORLD” WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP- TI. FEAT COMMON))

    • G-UNOT KILLA

      Yo Ron These Rap Niggaz are like baseball players now w/the Roids. I don’t beleive none of them niggaz is street now. I mean Plies was in fuccin Nursing School, Ricc False was a CO that isn’t bad but he lied about it, then he acted like he didn’t know who the real Ricc Ross was. Mims ain’t really from Harlem! I mean I don’t believe a fuccin word these NEW niggaz say anymore (by new I mean pre (year 2000) Rappers. Like Steroids I wonder who is the next rapper to be exposed? I got my $$ on Plies

  • DV8

    I’m confused. Alfamega snitching would have been okay so long as Tip Line knew about it beforehand?

    LMAO… what was that that Crime Stoppers number again?

  • BGZ

    Clifford Harris and Jason Geter made a business decision by kickin Alfa out; he cannot be marketed now as a ‘hard street n***a’ (even though in reality, many hard mofos DO snitch, cause they selfish).

    I bet T.I. owes him a favor or two, though.

    • giantstepp

      Co-sign!!

      Nothing they can do with him being outted as a snitch, with documents backing it up. They had to cut ties and they had to do it publically. If a socalled hard core rapper gets outted as gay, with facts proving it…hes gonna be dropped like a bad habit. Just the nature of the beast!

  • geico lizard

    This is like Kelis filing for divorce from Nas for cheating when she has a fuckin sex tape out with a youtube rapper. Hypocrisy is rampant in the music biz.

    • venemez

      WTF? Kelis has a sextape?

    • BIGNAT

      wait i heard it was a myspace rapper plus no one has. links to this so called tape so i don’t believe it.

      • Jamal7Mile

        You know the Internets, BIGNAT. It’ll be out any time now. Just got finished taking a (last) peek at Cassie’s SPREAD EAGLE w/clit-ring pic… before Puff’s lawyers could hand out them “cease and desist” jawns out to THE ENTIRE INTERNET COMMUNITY.

        …yeah, that’ll work.

        I wonder if Byron still got it up on his site???

        *Jamal clicks on Crawford*

        • BIGNAT

          she has her regular hair in that pic or the fro hawk

  • Chopper Suit

    this shit is cool but how about them rihanna and cassie titters?
    http://www.exxxposed.net/host/images/p3nang0ytiq9o2qvla.jpg

  • sealsaa

    @ geico lizard

    Going completely off topic, but was it confirmed that it was in fact Kelis on that rumored sex tape? Don’t want to waste my time searching for it if its not true. ;)

    • JCITYHUSTLA617

      THE PERSON WHO CLAIMS 2 HAVE THE TAPE HASNT SOLD IT YET SO YOUR NOT GONNA FIND IT

      • Bobo D

        If the beef with 50 Cent re-ignites then we may see the tape some time soon. Not saying 50 got the video, but he has the resources to pull your past like smokinggun.com.

  • JCITYHUSTLA617

    OH YEA RIHANNA’S SEXTAPE SHOULD BE LEAKIN SOON WORLDSTAR ALREADY GOT THE PIX LOL …………….THANKS CHRIS BROWN YOU ARE FORGIVING FOR WHOOPIN HER ASS LOL

  • BIGNAT

    would Tippy have dropped his ass like ropeless soap through Kenny’s fingers?

    [Blogger's Note: Next time I'm gonna want some cocktail. Fruit!]

    LMAO nasty nate from half baked how no one caught that already

    • Capital G

      “All by myself….” That shit has me singing like a retard. * does the drum beat from the beginning of the song *

  • http://myspace.con/federalranga Federal Ranga

    Cassie did WHAT?

  • These posts are racist

    It’s surreal. Real gangsters don’t make public statements about booting snitches out their organization. This is so silly I can’t comment.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    “start the damn tape over shawty”….damn i could just hear cuz sayin this shit .ROFL

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Looks like Yung LA just got bumped up on the GH totem pole.

  • B Strong

    O.K. here we go with my 2 cents
    I believe alfa was booted because nobody feels safe talking about what’s “going on “with a known snitch in the circle.
    as far as tip goes..no comment

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    I saw the bucket necket pics of RiRi.

    That’s not Rihanna.

    Not sure about Cassie; I wouldn’t know her face if it was in my lap. Although, by then, it wouldn’t matter what she looked like. But I think that was her.

    • EReal

      LMAO!

      Bruh, thats her, peep the black nail polish in the booty pic.

      http://www.wwtdd.com

      Thats her, and the nipple ring seems obvious.

      There goes that playboy money. lol.

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        @EReal

        Good look on the link.

        & yeah, that’s Rihanna.

        Had to go ahead & save the shit, lol.

        • Jamal7Mile

          Yup, you saw ‘em BOTH.

          That’s RiRi AND that’s Cassie! Didn’t know Cassie shaved THAT off as well as the side of her head. She needs a stronger/longer Photobucket password if she expects her private pics to remain private. Photobucket is TOO EASY to hack into.

          Fuckin’ MySpace is harder (hackers know what I’m talking about, Tony).

          @Celebrititties, keep your nakedness off of MySpace, Photobucket, maybe your cellphones (who else use it) and maybe FaceBook (kinda harder to hack).

          Or send them directly to Jamal so that I don’t have to bother with the “hacking” bit. LOL!!

  • EReal

    Yo Alfa!

    Squirrel Master ain’t gonna be there for you next time!!!

    Shit is hyper hypocritical. But then again, hiphop has never understood the definition of hypocritical. lmao.

  • EReal

    Hey Ronny, you’re not a fish, you’re a MAN!

    WHERED THAT COME FROM!?!?!!

    Naughty, Naughty Jungle of love! 666 – The Mark of the beast!!!