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I apologize for just now learning about the Asher Roth Twitter gaffe from Rutgers University. OMG! Asher Roth is white and privileged?!? Who knew? Who the fuck cares is more like the question? But I’m sure that some of you care. I’m more annoyed that some of you still care that Rick Ro$$ lied on his raplication. None of this rap shit is real. Do you get mad at George Lucas for telling you a story about spaceships? Or do you believe that too?

There is not enough bullets in the world to fill all the make believe guns that rap dudes be shooting. Especially since those bullets are being used to kill Iraqi civilians like it ain’t no thing. The news report said that only 100,000 Iraqis had been killed since the invasion in 2003. That’s a pretty low number if you ask me. The Khmer Rouge killed way more people in way less time and they didn’t even have the depleted uranium and white phosphorus weaponry that we have. Just goes to show you that Asians are way more efficient than Americans.

One of the more popular memes of late in rap music is the ghey rapper storyline. This is expressed in the homo-eroticsim of the imagery and sometimes even the lyrics of rap songs. Some might equate the tight jeans movement with a ghey influence, but I would argue that the semi-naked performer [ll] who is oiled up for pictures is more ghey than someone with snug fitting clothing. Shit, maybe its ALL ghey? And why wouldn’t it be? Think about the people who sign the checks for all of this shit to happen? These are the same dudes that would have their Maybach driver cruise around midtown-Manhattan to pick up a young hustler.

I come from the era when a hustler was a male prostitute. If you were dealing drugs you were a pusher, but if you were selling sexual favors you were a hustler. This is why it always surprised me that rappers my age would call themselves hustlers. I’m like, “For real son, is it really real son?” At night I used to drive up Third Avenue in the forties and fifties and see the young hustlers standing on the corner waiting to get their ride. Them dudes would be clean as fuck too. No facial hair, short ceasar haircuts, sometimes they would have their baby hair waxed. I always wondered what made a dude want to act in this fashion and pull more stunts than that man Action Jackson.

When Chingy’s ex-lover went public this week it was just another incident in a long line of love affairs that rappers have had with chicks with sticks. I wonder what makes transvestites so appealing? I guess its that whole best of both worlds movement that people were making records about. I do admit that RuPaul was sexy to me until I learned he was a man. I guess when you are at the highest echelons of the entertainment industry and everything is faked to death then maybe the realest shit is some dude gripping up on your manhood until you have full release. I’m not mad either that I won’t ever know what that feels like, but I can understand why some folks need that reality.

If there was a fantasy that you could recreate from the rap music imagery that is pervasive through the culture it might be an orgy in one of those painted white seaside villas with the outdoor hot tub for twenty. The bad news for you is that of those six or seven chicks that you and your boys are gonna bang, two of those chicks have dicks. The other bad news is that the remaining girls are lipstick lesbians whose sole intention is to get two fingers inside of your asscrack. The worst news was that you and your homey touched dicks while DP’ing one of those broads and now your homey from forever want to put his tongue in YOUR mouth. This is the reality of your fantasy.

So when some rapper talks about their college experiences you shouldn’t be so dismissive of their credibility. At least they aren’t out here “hustling”.

  • General

    All I can say is….WTF Dallas? Findin out that Asher was a closet racist must of f’d you up pretty bad today

    • Chris Cash

      LMAO

    • Mika

      WTF is a ‘must of’ ??????? Its MUST HAVE … try saying it to urslf bfre typing and see if it makes any sense ……

      SMH …

  • Pierzy

    I don’t believe anyone that feels the need to over-embellish anything. Like, if I hear some dude claiming he gets head in every verse (“in the whip,” “in the crib,” “on a park bench,” “on a bicycle”) then I think dude is overcompensating for something. I’m not saying…I’m just saying…

  • Chris Cash

    *No Comment*

  • DA TRUTH

    Lets just say Chingy did let the tranny bang him. That might be good for his sells. Only people i know that bought the album was Chick and Gays. Now his core fans can relate till him more. Plus, If they forgive wayne for kissing baby & and lets not talk about eddie murphy… this dude is making kids movie after getting arrested with a tranny. at least its no proof chingy did it.

  • Dallas Penn

    General,
    Racist? No. Bigot? Yes. There is a very big difference and I don’t think he any more of a bigot than I am.

    If I were giving a speech at Rutgers and afterwards I got high or drunk and then went on the internets I might have said some shit like… “Just gave new media speech to a group of nappy headed hos”.

    I think that Rutgers can’t escape that association so even if I don’t say it it is still being said and more importantly it is still being thought.

    • Pierzy

      What up Dallas…

      Surprise…I’m actually going to defend your boy here (a little bit). Once I learned he had been at Rutgers, I understood the post. It was still stupid to do, especially since he didn’t preface it by saying he had been there. I don’t know if it was because Twitter only allows so many characters or because he’s dumb but, regardless, once I heard that, it made more sense. This is one case where I believe it was actually taken “out of context” [even though he himself is the one that took it out of that context].

      • $ykotic

        P! Nooooooooo….

      • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

        He did preface it. He said “At rugters stirring up a ruckus.” content.onsmash.com/archives/16657

  • Dallas Penn

    Da Truth,
    All the proof we need against Chingy is his gotdamn stage name –> Chingy!

    Sonn lost immediately

  • DA TRUTH

    @ DP
    Do you think QD3 will put this in his next Beef DVD?

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    “CHING-A-LING THAT NIGGA GET MUCH DING-A-LING”……. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..

  • Dallas Penn

    Pierzy,
    I agree with you 1000. If you follow his Twitter feed, and I do, then it all makes sense like Com Sense said, but Asher didn’t use com sense when posting that TWit.

    Should he have realized that people who are anxious to throw him under the bus would jump on that shit? PrA’li.

    I’m not tripping because I want to see white call each other niggers like they used to. Classism >>> racism.

  • DV8

    LMAO what about Ross? everyday he hustlin….everyday he hustlin…..

    Dallas “Internets” Penn please NO MORE ASHER ROTH REFRENCES. Dude is supremely overhyped.

  • $ykotic

    3rd AsherEm drop. Are we allowed to talk about anything else before Wednesday rolls around? Maybe a pirate? A lil more Jada? Gunplay’s new coonery?

    I think the world is still turning…

    • Pierzy

      You’re starting to sound like me now, my dude!

  • Tyler

    Damn Mr. Penn! I dig U & your blogs & shit homie no Groupersticks but yo are U ever gonna take that whiteboys pink dick outta yo mouth son? I mean what he gotta do 2 get U off his dick? His album just shipped plastic with a fake excuse 2 boot. He called yo Momma a Nappy Headed Hoe. Give Asher Rot a rest Big Homie
    Pierzy says:

    What up Dallas…

    Surprise…I’m actually going to defend your boy here (a little bit). Once I learned he had been at Rutgers

    Where the fuck else should he have been coming from? A Klan rally? Duhhh. It don’t matter where that Dude was coming from, he should have never come out of his face like dat on a fuckin’ tweet yo 4 all the world 2 see ya’ dig. Wrong is Wrong my Ninja. Especially when U just dropped an album dat the Ti’s have been shoving done our throats 4 months that ain’t even selling in the student Union. Dude should have been on his P’s & Q’s like a motherfucker at this point & time. I blame his handlers but Dude is doin’ Hip Hop & reppin’ 4 the streets then he comes outta his face like dat? Asher Rot couldn’t handle the failure of his new Wheat Bread album & tried 2 Murked himself like the CraigsList Killer. He died by suicide if U asked me. R.I.P>Asher but as BoL says. . . I digress:

    Mr. Penn said:
    At night I used to drive up Third Avenue in the forties and fifties and see the young hustlers standing on the corner waiting to get their ride. Them dudes would be clean as fuck too. No facial hair, short ceasar haircuts, sometimes they would have their baby hair waxed. I always wondered what made a dude want to act in this fashion and pull more stunts than that man Action Jackson.

    What the fuck where U doin’ up there Mr. Penn? What the hell did U have on your mind on those lonely nights? Fishsticks anyone?

    • Pierzy

      Tyler, people on here have suggested that I have some anti-Asher hate going on but obviously my feelings run nowhere deep as yours. But I’m sure there’s a very good reason you have these feelings.

  • tommy gunz

    dog?…u didnt know rupaul was a man?…

    and for the record does anybody really think asher roth is a rascist for that shit? i mean really?

    • $ykotic

      Naw homes. Check out my last drop on Bol’s blog.

      @ Dallas Penn

      “I do admit that RuPaul was sexy to me until I learned he was a man.”

      I’m gonna try to forget you said that. But I admire your G to throw that out.

      Ya’ll gonna be mad when AsherEm six pack gets nominations later this year. And don’t send darts my way. I don’t like dude.

  • BIGNAT

    ummmmmmmmm….. i am going just act like i didn’t read any of that.

  • El Tico Loco

    Ayo!

    You know we looking at you sideways right?
    You know you fucked up right?
    Who has fantasies involving he shes and DPing?
    Right those are your initials I forgot.

  • anutha_level

    YO! i think this cat is Bol without the glasses and wit a beard! look at the pic! and besides, who else writes about gays-relationships, etc and all the rest of that nail-shop ho gossip type shit all the time? this is that nigga’s alter-ego fareal…

  • anutha_level

    “At night I used to drive up Third Avenue in the forties and fifties and see the young hustlers standing on the corner waiting to get their ride. Them dudes would be clean as fuck too. No facial hair, short ceasar haircuts, sometimes they would have their baby hair waxed. I always wondered what made a dude want to act in this fashion and pull more stunts than that man Action Jackson.”

    this entire quote is suspect mane…first off he pro-actively drove himself to the spot. obviously examined (and memorized) their features EXTRA thoroughly. then wants to know WHY they did what they did, as in CURIOUS.

  • Tyler

    2 Pierzy: Thanks Oprah!

    • Pierzy

      You’re welcome, Gayle King.

  • Master Cheef

    I come from the era when hustler meant at football practice that you werentlazy and ran to do something when the coach told you to.

    Phallus Penn, I’m pretty sure that slang can be regional, and have multiple meanings and those meanings can change over time.

    You are stuck in a different time, my friend.

    • BIGNAT

      i think you mean hustle any coach i played they say hustle. in a sense he wants more effort from you. i never heard a coach say you doing real good your a hustler. now a coach will say good hustle out there.

  • Ya Boy

    Dallas Penn may I ask. Why the new alias?

  • Dallas Penn

    Ya Boy,
    I decided to change the column to my name because I was giving credit to the estate of Billy Sunday who ended up being a racist KKK funded preacher. At the end of the day I could be funded by the KKK myself and not even know it so I might as well write under my own name so that when I am Googled my estate grows.

    anutha_level,
    You are definitely a keyboard coward but I will tell you how NYC streets work. Third Avenue is the route you take to cross the 59th Street bridge. When you are waiting at a red light and you see people that aren’t crossing the street you can assume you are in a red light district. NYC had several red light districts back in the day and this area on the east side was obviously where the hustlers held it down.

    The one thing you learn is that God is in the details. I study mankind and then I write about what I see. Don’t be afraid to look someone in the face or else you might just be a coward

    Master Chode,
    You come from an era when fags squeezed each other’s asses at football practice. Hustler = faggot. Pusher = drug dealer. You can’t rewrite the lexicon. Your favorite rappers have been using code to tell you that they love putting baby powder on old white men’s nuttsachs and their slick wordplay has made them your heroes. Check yourself in the mirror Master Chode, you might be getting your baby hairs waxed next week.

    • Capital G

      What’s good Mr. Penn? Personally I missed Billy X. Sunday and his scathing comments replying to the comments section. Whatever name you decide to do your drops under it’s nice to have you back (no homo just in case. And don’t sweat shit, these young boys never been to Now Y when Time Square was a pervert paradise with all types of mangina running on the loose. These the same muthafuckas popping semi’s when Maury has the transgender guessing game on.

  • Rex Banner

    funny thing is rupaul looks better than most of these niggas’ chicks lol no homo haha

  • Master CHeef

    hus·tle (hsl)
    v. hus·tled, hus·tling, hus·tles
    v.tr.
    1. To jostle or shove roughly.
    2. To convey in a hurried or rough manner: hustled the prisoner into a van.
    3. To cause or urge to proceed quickly: hustled the board into a quick decision.
    4. To gain by energetic effort: hustled a hot lunch.
    5. Slang
    a. To sell or get by questionable or aggressive means: hustled stolen watches; hustling spare change.
    b. To pressure into buying or doing something: a barfly hustling the other customers for drinks.
    c. To misrepresent one’s skill in (a game or activity) in order to deceive someone, especially in gambling: hustle pool.
    v.intr.
    1. To jostle and push.
    2. To work or move energetically and rapidly: We hustled to get dinner ready on time.
    3. To act aggressively, especially in business dealings.
    4. Slang
    a. To obtain something by deceitful or illicit means; practice theft or swindling.
    b. To solicit customers. Used of a pimp or prostitute.
    c. To misrepresent one’s ability in order to deceive someone, especially in gambling.
    n.
    1. The act or an instance of jostling or shoving.
    2. Energetic activity; drive.
    3. Slang An illicit or unethical way of doing business or obtaining money; a fraud or deceit: “the most dangerous and wide-open drug hustle of them all” Newsweek.

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  • Master Cheef

    you see that a word can have many different meanings.

    take the word “run” for example:
    run (rn)
    v. ran (rn), run, run·ning, runs
    v.intr.
    1.
    a. To move swiftly on foot so that both feet leave the ground during each stride.
    b. To move at a fast gallop. Used of a horse.
    2. To retreat rapidly; flee: seized the money and ran.
    3.
    a. To move without hindrance or restraint: dogs that always ran loose.
    b. To go or move about from place to place; roam: I am always running about, looking for my glasses.
    4. To migrate, especially to move in a shoal in order to spawn. Used of fish.
    5.
    a. To move or go quickly; hurry: run for the police; ran for help.
    b. To go when in trouble or distress: He is always running to his lawyer.
    c. To make a short, quick trip or visit: ran next door to borrow a cup of sugar; ran down to the store.
    6.
    a. To take part in a race or contest: ran in the marathon; athletes who run for the gold medal.
    b. To compete in a race for elected office: ran for mayor.
    c. To finish a race or contest in a specified position: ran second.
    7. To move freely, on or as if on wheels: The car ran downhill. The drawer runs on small bearings.
    8. To be in operation: The engine is running.
    9. To go back and forth especially on a regular basis; ply: The ferry runs every hour.
    10. Nautical To sail or steer before the wind or on an indicated course: run before a storm.
    11.
    a. To flow, especially in a steady stream: Fresh water runs from the spring. Turn on the faucet and let the water run.
    b. To emit pus, mucus, or serous fluid: Pollen makes my nose run.
    c. To be wet or covered with a liquid: The street ran with blood. The mourners’ eyes ran with tears.
    12. To melt and flow: A hot flame will make the solder run.
    13. To spread or dissolve, as dyes in fabric: Colorfast garments are not supposed to run.
    14. To extend, stretch, or reach in a certain direction or to a particular point: This road runs to the next town.
    15. To extend, spread, or climb as a result of growing: Ivy ran up the wall.
    16. To spread rapidly: disease that ran rampant.
    17.
    a. To be valid in a given area: The speed limit runs only to the town line.
    b. To be present as a valid accompaniment: Fishing rights run with ownership of the land.
    18. To unravel along a line: Her stocking ran.
    19. To continue in effect or operation: a lease with one year to run.
    20. To pass: Days ran into weeks.
    21. To tend to persist or recur: Stinginess seems to run in that family.
    22.
    a. To accumulate or accrue: The interest runs from the first of the month.
    b. To become payable.
    23. To take a particular form, order, or expression: My reasoning runs thus. The report runs as follows.
    24. To tend or incline: Their taste in art runs to the bizarre.
    25. To occupy or exist in a certain range: The sizes run from small to large.
    26. To be presented or performed for a continuous period of time: The play ran for six months.
    27. To pass into a specified condition: We ran into debt.
    28. Informal To leave; depart: Sorry, I have to run.
    v.tr.
    1.
    a. To travel over on foot at a pace faster than a walk: ran the entire distance.
    b. To cause (an animal) to move quickly or rapidly: We run our hunting dogs every morning.
    2. To allow to move without restraint.
    3. To do or accomplish by or as if by running: run errands.
    4. To hunt or pursue; chase: dogs running deer.
    5. To bring to a given condition by or as if by running: The toddlers ran me ragged.
    6. To cause to move quickly: She ran her fingers along the keyboard.
    7.
    a. To cause to compete in or as if in a race: He ran two horses in the Kentucky Derby.
    b. To present or nominate for elective office: The party ran her for senator.
    8. To cause to move or progress freely.
    9. To cause to function; operate: run a machine.
    10. To convey or transport: Run me into town. Run the garbage over to the dump.
    11. Football To attempt to advance (the ball) by carrying it.
    12. To submit for consideration or review: I’ll run the idea by you before I write the proposal.
    13. Nautical To cause to move on a course: We ran our boat into a cove.
    14.
    a. To smuggle: run guns.
    b. To evade and pass through: run a roadblock.
    15. To pass over or through: run the rapids.
    16. To cause to flow: run water into a tub.
    17. To stream with: The fountains ran champagne.
    18. Metallurgy
    a. To melt, fuse, or smelt (metal).
    b. To mold or cast (molten metal): run gold into ingots.
    19. To cause to extend or pass: run a rope between the poles.
    20. To mark or trace on a surface: run a pencil line between two points.
    21. To sew with a continuous line of stitches: run a seam.
    22. To cause to unravel along a line: She ran her stocking on a splinter.
    23.
    a. To cause to crash or collide: ran the car into a fence.
    b. To cause to penetrate: I ran a pin into my thumb.
    24. To continue to present or perform: ran the film for a month.
    25. To publish in a periodical: run an advertisement.
    26. To subject oneself or be subjected to: run a risk.
    27. To have as an ongoing financial obligation: run a deficit; run a tab.
    28. Games
    a. To score (balls or points) consecutively in billiards: run 15 balls.
    b. To clear (the table) in pool by consecutive scores.
    29. To conduct or perform: run an experiment.
    30. Computer Science To process or execute (a program or instruction).
    31. To control, manage, or direct: ran the campaign by himself; a bureau that runs espionage operations.
    n.
    1.
    a. A pace faster than a walk.
    b. A fast gallop. Used of a horse.
    2. An act of running.
    3.
    a. A distance covered by or as if by running.
    b. The time taken to cover such a distance: It is a two minutes’ run from the subway.
    4. A quick trip or visit: a run into town.
    5.
    a. Sports A running race: the winner of the mile run.
    b. A campaign for public office: She managed his successful senatorial run.
    6. Abbr. R Baseball A point scored by advancing around the bases and reaching home plate safely.
    7. Football A player’s attempt to carry the ball past or through the opposing team, usually for a specified distance: a 30-yard run.
    8.
    a. The migration of fish, especially in order to spawn.
    b. A group or school of fish ascending a river in order to spawn.
    9. Unrestricted freedom or use: I had the run of the library.
    10. A stretch or period of riding, as in a race or to the hounds.
    11.
    a. A track or slope along or down which something can travel: a logging run.
    b. Sports A particular type of passage down a hill or across country experienced by an athlete, especially a skier or bobsledder: had two very good runs before the end of the day.
    12. Sports The distance a golf ball rolls after hitting the ground.
    13.
    a. A scheduled or regular route.
    b. The territory of a news reporter.
    14.
    a. A continuous period of operation, especially of a machine or factory.
    b. The production achieved during such a period: a press run of 15,000 copies.
    15.
    a. A movement or flow.
    b. The duration of such a flow.
    c. The amount of such a flow.
    16. A pipe or channel through which something flows.
    17. Eastern Lower Northern U.S. See creek.
    18. A fall or slide, as of sand or mud.
    19. Continuous length or extent: a five-foot run of tubing.
    20. Geology A vein or seam, as of ore or rock.
    21. The direction, configuration, or lie: the run of the grain in leather.
    22.
    a. A trail or way made or frequented by animals.
    b. An outdoor enclosure for domestic animals or poultry: a dog run; a turkey run.
    23.
    a. A length of torn or unraveled stitches in a knitted fabric.
    b. A blemish caused by excessive paint flow.
    24.
    a. An unbroken series or sequence: a run of dry summers.
    b. Games A continuous sequence of playing cards in one suit.
    c. An unbroken sequence or period of performances or presentations, as in the theater.
    d. A successful sequence of actions, such as well-played shots or victories in a sport.
    e. Music A rapid sequence of notes; a roulade.
    f. A series of unexpected and urgent demands, as by depositors or customers: a run on a bank.
    25. A sustained state or condition: a run of good luck.
    26. A trend or tendency: the run of events.
    27. The average type, group, or category: The broad run of voters want the candidate to win.
    28. Computer Science An execution of a specific program or instruction.
    29. Nautical The immersed part of a ship’s hull abaft of the middle body.
    30. runs Slang Diarrhea. Often used with the.

  • Master Cheef

    or the word: “grind”

    transitive verb
    1: to reduce to powder or small fragments by friction (as in a mill or with the teeth)
    2: to wear down, polish, or sharpen by friction
    3 a: oppress, harass b: to weaken or destroy gradually —usually used with down
    4 a: to press together with a rotating motion b: to rub or press harshly
    5: to operate or produce by turning a crank
    intransitive verb
    1: to perform the operation of grinding
    2: to become pulverized, polished, or sharpened by friction
    3: to move with difficulty or friction especially so as to make a grating noise
    4: drudge ; especially : to study hard
    5: to rotate the hips in an erotic manner
    — grind·ing·ly \ˈgrīn-diŋ-lē\ adverb

    yup, I am absolutely sure that a word can have more than one meaning. GO FIGURE!

  • What The ?

    All I can say is you sound like a pro ghay sausage swallower and apparently you daydream of one day being Asher Roth’s nut juggler while sailing on his White Pearl, as you will.

    Now answer me this though. Is it actually gayer to advocate homosexuality as a straight man or to actually be gay ? or are you a down-low type ? I see.

  • What the ?

    All I can say this time is any man that twitters if officially a down-low candidate.

    Am I wrong on that one ? Who the fuck would twitter, pick up a phone for fuck sakes. Shit doesn’t even make sense, it’s like a live soap opera for wanna be Parez Hilton’s.

  • macdatruest

    Damn nigga you had a Driver’s license in the Forties and Fifties?! Damn nigga you old as fuck! I knew you was old, but nigga you in Diapers again aint you?! Damn G

  • Around and Around

    Especially since those bullets are being used to kill Iraqi civilians like it ain’t no thing. The news report said that only 100,000 Iraqis had been killed since the invasion in 2003. That’s a pretty low number if you ask me.
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    That 100,000 number may be mare fake then this rap shit…. It’s well over a milly, that shits known.