2009 DDN Tournament Bracketology – Selection Wednesday

[Continued from yesterday]

Ron Mexico: Welcome to the program, Skip. What we’re gonna do here is a little word-association seeding. I’ll give you a name. You’ll give me a seeding, okay?

Skip Bayless: Alright. I’m down. But first, let me say, Lil’ Wayne, I’m a big fan of your The Drought Is Over mixtape series. You’re the best rapper we’ve had since Biggie. But I’m a beast and a dog and a something inapproprpiate problem. You might be a little out of your league today, “Lil’” man.

Lil’ Wayne: *giggling* A-hehhehheh. You like that Drought Is Over? *more giggles*

Jemele Hill: What about me, Skip?

SB: I loved you in Poetic Justice.

JH: I hate you.

RM: *containing laughter* Alright. Alright, Skip. “Rick Rawse.”

SB: Eh, 4.

JH: *snarling* 5 or 6.

LW: Ricky a 3.

RM: Okay. We’ll keep the same order. Skip, “Yung Berg.”

SB: 1

JH: 1

LW: That nigga a 0.

RM: Okay. No arguments there. How about “Gucci Mane?”

SB: 3

RM: Wayne?

LW: He a 2 or a 3.

RM: Melle Mel?

JH: Ummm… 7.

RM: Wow, Jemele. That’s pretty low. Why a 7?

JH: I heard he just got with Mya. I don’t know how, but if that’s true, he’s smarter than he looks.

SB: –Or Mya’s just that much of a whore. I mean, she hasn’t had a hit since “Best of Me.”

RM: Skip, I’m impressed. Can you maybe give us a little bit of that Jay-Z verse?

SB: Absolutely not.

RM: *laughing* Well, I tried. *to Wayne* What do you think of that rationale? *concerned pause* Oh, shit. Are you alright?

LW: *sniffling* Yeah. I’m sorry, Miss Katie. It’s just… *lifts glasses* *wipes at tear* She remind me of Nivea. I-I still love her. *frowning*

JH: Oh, god.

RM: I’m sorry, Wayne. You mean you’d take her back still?

LW: I love her. *looking into monitor* *still wiping furiously at tears*

RM: Nigga, that tear ain’t gonna come off. That’s a tattoo.

LW: *sniffs* Oh, right. I’m sorry, daddy.

RM: *deep sigh* We’ll be right back.

LW: I want some cookies.

Updated Suggested Contestants
Jim Jones – *
Gucci Mane
Soulja Boy Tellem – *
Coolio
Chris Brown
Rihanna
Tyga
Yung Berg – *
Lil Kim
Parlae of Dem Franchize Boyz
Floyd Mayweather
K-Ci & Jojo
Young Buck
Rick Ross – *
Daddy Yankee
WSHH Content
WSHH Comments
OJ Da Juiceman
Homeboy From BooBooTV
Suge Knight
Fat Joe
Dr. Dre
DJ Vlad
VLAD TV Content
Juelz Santana
Webbie
DG Yola
Lil Flip
Foxy Brown
Max B
Crooked I
Joe Budden
Bobby Brown
Whitney Houston
Charles Barkley
Kid Cudi
Xzibit
N.O.R.E.
Terrence Howard
Joaquin Phoenix
Prodigy
DMX
[Every] Major Labels [Sucks Dick]
MIMS
Frankie F. Baby (Keyshia Cole’s mom)
Plaxico Burress
Jermaine Dupri
Usher
Weezy’s Weedcarrier
Jesse Jackson
Scott Storch
Katt Williams
Steve Harvey
T-Pain
Pacman Jones
Octomom
Ron Browz

Questions? Commentes? Requests? This is the last day of nominations before we rank officially. ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • DevoG

    Yo Ron, if Octomom, and Jesse “Gotdammit, now neither me or my son are gonna be president” Jackson are on the list. I’m nominating Michael Steel, and Bernie Madoff. Steele for thinking that the GOP actually took him serious. All he really is a version ’09 Sarah Palin(think about it). He gives that same creepy vibe I used to get from McDonalds, and KFC when they started using hip-hop to sell shit. As far as Bernie goes, he gets a nomination for keeping all that money in a single Bank of America account(at least the majority of it).

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      steele’s smart, but you’re not the first person to nominate him, so i’ll throw him in the pool for discussion.

      bernie madoff for not only running a ponzi scheme, but as you say, putting it in one fucking account. word.9

      • Lowedwn

        Oh if it’s like that then I’m nominating Bobby Jindal off GP and Kwame Kipatrick.

        and Stephon Marbury(that Celtics trade does not elimainte the 2-3 year run of supreme ignaorance he’s displayed)

        And Octo-Mom need to be a #1 seed, I mean c’mon it’s not even like those are keep a nigga babies or to collect-a-check babies.

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        See Mex, it wasn’t just me!

  • amar

    hahahahhahahha mexico ur on the rocks

  • http://niggazbeingniggaz.com DrewBreez

    There are a host of athletes I’d gladly nominate including, but not limited to:

    Terrell Owens
    Tony Romo
    Carmelo Anthony
    Allen Iverson
    Santonio Holmes (let’s not forget the year he had pre-SB)
    Charlie Villanueva’s eyebrows

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      damn. i can’t put charlie vill’s eyebrows in there.

      you’s that same special kinda fucked up nigga, son. haha

      • DV8

        Charlie V has eyebrows?

  • c b w

    I appreciate the committee for looking at Frankie F Baby. That chick will be the true cinderella of this tourney unless Lil Kim holds a press conference saying she wants that old skin back.

    Holla!!!!

  • c b w

    I would like to nominate Katt Williams.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      katt’s been nominated, brohammond.

      what’s good, mane?!

  • Lowedwn

    Oh if it’s like that then I’m nominating Bobby Jindal off GP and Kwame Kilpatrick. And Stephon Marbury(that Celtics trade does not elimainte the 2-3 year run of supreme ignaorance he’s displayed)

    And Octo-Mom need to be a #1 seed, I mean c’mon it’s not even like those are keep a nigga babies or to collect-a-check babies.

    • Cam Jones

      On everything I love the one state that needed the surplus the most was Louisiana and Jindal turned it down in a “WTF” moment for me. Kwame…. well that is what happens when you try to pocket pimp on the company phone…. Special DDN shoutout to both Kramers. Mad Money Kramer for advising everyone to invest in a shitty stock and getting owned by Jon Stewart and Seinfeld Kramer for …..well I don’t even have to explain that.

      Sports: Shoutouts to Plax for Cheddar Bobbing himself.

  • Marco317

    please include gunplay from triple c’s did u see the video where he was laid out and they were tryig to revive him ?

  • westcoastaggie

    Since we are on the Politics/Business Economic tip:

    Kramer from Mad Money (Got pwned by Jon Stewart)
    AIG
    Former President George W. Bush

    And Sports:
    ALEX RODRIGUEZ(He just ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed)

  • DV8

    Jemele Hill: What about me, Skip?

    SB: I loved you in Poetic Justice.

    JH: I hate you.

    How bout D’Antoni and Walsh for waiting more then half the season to do what they was gonna do anyway and still had to break bread.

    and also how about De La Hoya for actually considering getting in the ring again?

  • Lowedwn

    I would like to take this time to nominate Real & Chance. ‘Cause let’s be real, VH1 is always good for about 3-4 nominees.

  • jollyrench

    I think you should make some conferences to put the teams in and have some tourneys for them in order to get some auto bids and some at-large ones.

  • Michelle S.

    Ray J. LOL

  • Michelle S.

    [x]Anybody P.Diddy signed in the last decade that thought they actually had a chance. I’ll go with Danity Kane members (lol) & Day26.

    [x]DJ Khaled (I just don’t like him)

    [x]Any chick that signs up for reality dating shows and acts shocked and offended when people call them hoes; I’ll pick Deelishis

  • Shawty J

    Hilarious as usually, Ronnie.
    I’d nominate someone myself, but list is already long as hell. We keep nominating people and this thing won’t end until Christmas.

  • http://www.msn.com west philly’s finest

    You might as well break everybody down to regions and if you do the #1 seeds is Octomom(West), Rick Ross(South), Young Berg(MidWest), Jim Jones(East)

  • Cam Jones

    In a matter of life imitating art Lil Wayne is on First and 10 today. Damn Mex be on it or what

  • BIGNAT

    RM: I’m sorry, Wayne. You mean you’d take her back still?
    LW: I love her. *looking into monitor* *still wiping furiously at tears*
    RM: Nigga, that tear ain’t gonna come off. That’s a tattoo.
    LW: *sniffs* Oh, right. I’m sorry, daddy.

    LMAO OH MY GOD COOLIO WILL TAKE IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL