Ron Mexico: Welcome to the program, Skip. What we’re gonna do here is a little word-association seeding. I’ll give you a name. You’ll give me a seeding, okay?
Skip Bayless: Alright. I’m down. But first, let me say, Lil’ Wayne, I’m a big fan of your The Drought Is Over mixtape series. You’re the best rapper we’ve had since Biggie. But I’m a beast and a dog and a something inapproprpiate problem. You might be a little out of your league today, “Lil’” man.
Lil’ Wayne: *giggling* A-hehhehheh. You like that Drought Is Over? *more giggles*
Jemele Hill: What about me, Skip?
SB: I loved you in Poetic Justice.
JH: I hate you.
RM: *containing laughter* Alright. Alright, Skip. “Rick Rawse.”
SB: Eh, 4.
JH: *snarling* 5 or 6.
LW: Ricky a 3.
RM: Okay. We’ll keep the same order. Skip, “Yung Berg.”
LW: That nigga a 0.
RM: Okay. No arguments there. How about “Gucci Mane?”
LW: He a 2 or a 3.
RM: Melle Mel?
JH: Ummm… 7.
RM: Wow, Jemele. That’s pretty low. Why a 7?
JH: I heard he just got with Mya. I don’t know how, but if that’s true, he’s smarter than he looks.
SB: –Or Mya’s just that much of a whore. I mean, she hasn’t had a hit since “Best of Me.”
RM: Skip, I’m impressed. Can you maybe give us a little bit of that Jay-Z verse?
SB: Absolutely not.
RM: *laughing* Well, I tried. *to Wayne* What do you think of that rationale? *concerned pause* Oh, shit. Are you alright?
LW: *sniffling* Yeah. I’m sorry, Miss Katie. It’s just… *lifts glasses* *wipes at tear* She remind me of Nivea. I-I still love her. *frowning*
JH: Oh, god.
RM: I’m sorry, Wayne. You mean you’d take her back still?
LW: I love her. *looking into monitor* *still wiping furiously at tears*
RM: Nigga, that tear ain’t gonna come off. That’s a tattoo.
LW: *sniffs* Oh, right. I’m sorry, daddy.
RM: *deep sigh* We’ll be right back.
LW: I want some cookies.
Updated Suggested Contestants
Jim Jones – *
Soulja Boy Tellem – *
Yung Berg – *
Parlae of Dem Franchize Boyz
K-Ci & Jojo
Rick Ross – *
OJ Da Juiceman
Homeboy From BooBooTV
VLAD TV Content
[Every] Major Labels [Sucks Dick]
Frankie F. Baby (Keyshia Cole’s mom)
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