Mr. Collipark: A Relative Peacemaker

My weekend has been made whole by two things, the rise of Krypto-NATE and Martin Luther Collipark, jr. preaching about the appropriate uses of EweChoube and World Star Hip-Hop.

In principle, I agree with almost everything Collipark has to say in his filibuster. So-called artists without any “relative” content to speak of seek notoriety from goonery, coonery and buffoonery. Listeners need to challenge artists to make good music instead of goading them on in battles of baby-mama kidnappings and filmed door knockings. Yahhh, bitch. Yahhh.

This tirade might actually have made sense and had positive effect had it come from any other executive in music. Instead it comes from a man who has just rode a tidal wave of the bullshit he denounces into a monumental bomb of a sophomore release.

One might wonder where these words of conventional wisdom had been hiding when his golden goose, Soulja Man Told’ Em, was making 500 installments of Rich Nigga Shit for the CoonTube audience. Instead of working on a sophomore album or ringtone single worth a squirrel fart, Mr. Boy yapped about Gucci trashcans and other miscellaneous Rich Nigga Shit until getting Rich Nigga Robbed.

I’m amazed at how oblivious Collipark seems to be regarding his role in developing and capitalizing off of the fuckery and visual excess he denounces.

“All these YouTube videos and shit goin around is hurtin the industry! If you ain’t got a relative single out and you talking about anything other than hot new dances and pink slip Lamborghini races, then I do not know what you are doing with your life. You might as well kill yourself.”

–Or take that goon shit over to Vlad TV.

Collipark suggests a more appropriate alternative to flooding channels reserved for music (and Collipark artist) promotion would be to place such videos on sites earmarked specifically for foolhardy behavor.

Here I’ve been all this time thinking that’s what WSHH was for. I know damn well when I go to WSHH at 3 in the morning, I’m not looking for new, relative music. I’m looking for NIGGAS.

No nullus.

How do you suggest making a site for the fuckery, on the site for the fuckery? Does Collipark go to McDonalds and tell everyone they need to be eating their cheeseburgers in a fast-food environment? The CNN of nigger babble exists for people to talk about shooting each other without having to mention any of that silly music business bullshit. Rappers think about making totally relative music all the live-long day. They come to WSHH to get that shit off their minds.

If for nothing else, Collipark earns a full-strength Negro Pleasing for even trying to address the WSHH audience intelligently.


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P.S.: “Turn My Swag On” is the hottest record in Atlanta? Sheeeeit! Gyant, tell me it ain’t SOHH!

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  • allnice

    Collipark is right but let’s take a look at the bigger picture. It is apparent to me that beefing and the kidnapping of baby moms and what not is clearly the result of a career was already finished albums ago. If you take a look back at the 2 Pac/Biggie and Jay-z/Nas fiascos, that was the ultimate clear cut case of hip hop’s loss of creativity. Two of the best mcs getting homo about some bitch they both fucked instead of handling it on wax to make superior songs. When you want to publicize foul shit like that it is quite obvious to me that you have run out of ideas and now want to eat off of who you are.

    Soulja Boy, man, that kid is a knuckle head but I really feel pity for this guy. Here is this young kid coming into the game trying to do what he loves and he has to catch heat from all these mcs who will never be relevant evar, evar again. And then, when he tries to go a new direction with the album, his fans fuck him over and don’t even buy it. But this is what that nigga get for trying to be famous in a lame era of the hip hop game. He getting a serious Hollywood Divorce.

  • escobar9300

    Man I think its funny this dude above me classifies Soulja bitch as ” this young kid coming into the game trying to do what he loves.” You’re serious bruh? The only thing that bafoon loves is making retarted stacks of cash from ignorant ass fans. You honestly think this dude is rapping for the love of the game? To improve hip hop? To bring something new to the table? If thats the case then I call bullshit on all three of those. This stuipd motherfucker wants nothing but money and could give a shit less about hip hop or the fans. As soon as his cash flow dries up this dude is gonna dissappear faster than an 5 pound ice cream cake at Rosey Odonnells crib. You want to talk about love for the game? Look at somebody like Nas, like Scarface, like Immortal Technique, like Jadakiss. These dudes could give a fuck less about how many people buy their album, they live for hip hop and as long as somebody gets their message then they know their still relevant and still have a purpose to the hip hop community. Its time to boycott this ignorant bullshit “rap” music that has infected the radio wave so greatly.

    • EmCDL

      Co-Sign on that escobar9300

      Dude don’t care about hip hop in a sense; he did however say that he makes music for the kids. Even Mr. Holli-park said so in the XXL story (“If I have a kid coming up to me saying that Soulja Boy is wack, we have a problem. If I got a grown man telling me that soulja boy is killing hip hop then who cares!”; tried to quote it as much as I remember). Which in turn, he got a point. But like you said, that kat don’t give a damn for hip hop and if he did he would be coming out with way better lyrics and beats than the cookie cutter bs that he got out now; I don’t care what anyone says, if you hungry for cash and tryna get in the rap game, your creativity goes out the damn window, point blank. If Soulja Bum is making music just for the kids, I wonder how his shit gonna sound like when he in his 30s? LOL

  • Pierzy

    “If for nothing else, Collipark earns a full-strength Negro Pleasing for even trying to address the WSHH audience intelligently.”

    Co-Sign to the fullest extent…that’s an exercise in futility.


    “Mr. Boy yapped about Gucci trashcans and other miscellaneous Rich Nigga Shit until getting Rich Nigga Robbed.”

  • Mike Crown

    After that nigga Tubesteak was on Vlad TV I knew goonism was at it’s highest levels.

  • Dub Sac

    And then there’s the irony of Collipark not actually talking about hot new dances or pink slip Lamborghini races… Or does he have that “relative” single out?

  • sealsaa

    @ escobar9300

    I don’t like Soulja Boy’s music anymore than you do (or 99 percent of southern rap for that matter), but the kid put HIMSELF on, and he deserves respect for at least pulling that off. Forget the end result, and examine the process of his success. He created a song and a silly dance, then he marketed himself on the internet, and people ate it up. He became a self made millionare before he was legally able to smoke. Yes, his music sucks, but you have to respect his ambition, and forsight, to market himself on the internet, i.e. a digital platform. The end result? You’ve got thousands of rappers doing it now, and emulating this kid’s formula. As for his critics in the industry,(GZA and Ice-T) fuck’em. Much respect to the GZA, but he’s never been a commercially viable artist, and to his credit, he’s never TRIED to be one. That having been said, what right does he have to bitch about this kid’s success, just because he chose to take a different route with his career? As for feeling sorry for Soulja Boy’s flopped sophmore album, I don’t feel the least bit sorry for him. Why should he feel betrayed by his so called fans? He marketed himself to an audience that thrives on trends and disposable music. Did he really think that he was irreplaceable?

  • amar

    whoa damn, where did this blog come from? putting in the extra time at the office, mexico?

  • Worley

    “Instead it comes from a man who has just rode a tidal wave of the bullshit he denounces into a monumental bomb of a sophomore release.”

    Collipark is a hypocrite. This is the same man that brought the Ying Yang Twins to “mainstream” prominence. Then Soulja Boy. I recently saw that he has some new goon in the wings. The video came on, I saw Collipark and turned immediately.

    Negro Please. Collipark is the go to man for “notoriety from goonery, coonery and buffoonery.” Pulpit.

  • El Tico Loco

    Sad to say but at least Ying Yang twins had a better career that SBT because they had bootyshakin anthems(read dance music)not just a dance song to get them where they got.