Joe Budden’s Girlfriend Anyone?

Imagine what kind of buzz Joe Budden’s girlfriend Tahiri would have if she rhymed? A single appearance on Bossip was enough for her to Buffy Body the game. While none of us are complaining about her frequent Joe Budden TV appearances, questions are being raised. Is Tahiri’s buzz really bigger than Joe’s? So what if Fab allegedly hit, is it that big a deal? Rob the Music Ed and I took a few minutes to speak on the underground’s first power couple. I love me some Badu, but I don’t think they count.

Rob The Music Ed: Man that Tahiri is something else ain’t she? My ass hasn’t missed an episode of Joe Budden TV since she started poppin’ up.

Jackpot: I see why Joe wifed her up. She be on there with sweats and hoodies cracking jokes. Aside from the ass, she seems like a cool chick.

Rob: Yeah but on the real the ass helps. He kinda pimpin’ the situation for what it is. But they’re like the underground Jay and Beyonce.

Jackpot: Johiri, uh?

Rob: HA HA! That’s perfect.

Jackpot: He is kinda going overboard with it. The last joint had her in the bathroom putting on makeup. I’m thinking he about to film her taking a dump. I’d probably still watch that, ya’ll can kiss my ass.

Rob: Fuck that, that’s where I draw the line. I won’t watch no broad taking a shit. It’s funny though all the E-Stans talking shit ’cause she allegedly fucked Fab, man it’s 2009 and unless you wifing a virgin STFU.

Jackpot: Please! Let Joe dump her or vice versa and I’m crashing the boards. I’ll be her rebound. How you say, “I like you for your mind, not your phat ass” in Spanish?

Rob: Tu nalgas es muy grande; me gusta mami! But check this, is her ass really bigger than JB’s buzz?

Jackpot: On a personal note, yes. I’ve paused Joe Budden TV on her ass more than I’ve rewounded Jump Off’s verses lately. But in all fairness, no. Joey is doing his thing. Yo! What bar she work at? You know? I gotta drop that line on her. I always tip 15% too, even on drinks.

Rob: I think she’s over at Jersey Girls or some shit. I’m not 100% though. But, shit I can name 10 rappers who she has a bigger buzz than. I wish them the best though, look what reality TV did to Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

Jackpot: Tahiri needs to pull a Jessica and make her some money. She clearly has a following. I hollered at the King Magazine homies about her. I hope they put her in there…If she’s interested that is.

Rob: Who doesn’t wanna be in KING?!? But on the real she’s not the end all and be all. But ANY dude fronting like they would’nt get with shorty is either gay, homosexual, or a combination of both.

Jackpot: Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But me, I’d fix her sink. But you already knew that.

Rob: I dunno if I’d let the rest of Slaughterhouse around her though. You know Joell might get to talking Spanish and next thing you know it’s “Mami Ven Aqui” on some Diddy shit.

Jackpot: Why you think Royce keep them shades on inside? He be sneaking peaks, kid.

Rob: See what you did man, now you just broke up the group.

Jackpot: Joe, Tahiri, we just playing guys, just playing…Except the part where I said I’d beat. I’d really beat.

Rob: Hey Tahiri just wanna let you know Rob the Music Ed don’t care about ya past baby!

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  • BossGame

    So true. Beat them draws senseless!

  • DJ Daddy Mack

    You guys are fools.

    But yea, she’s hot and I’ll do what it do.

    Really tho, I know and “dated” better women than her. :-)

  • DJ Daddy Mack

    lol at her having the video where they said she had the best ass of 08 on her myspace.

  • Dal

    real talk.. I got thrown out of Jersey girls.. well me and my boys…. Dam Debo looking bouncer got tight cuz we wasnt buying drinks.. He Uncle Philed my boy out the door and then grabbed me next.. shit was embarrassing.. I was in that spot for like a good 3 minutes …dam…hahaha

    • mo

      thats some funny shit

  • Avenger XL

    She is hot and of course anybody would smash. But these fools need to kill the noise and create some heat. Joey you on Amalgam Digital with captian Wavy himself MAX B. That is a serious indy powermove now what type of product are you going to hit us with, show some behind the scenes on some music or more show shit. Keep showing your broad if that is all you have of interest and we will never get enough of that ass. Hell gone do the ICE-T and have her get her COCO on. String bikini and the Buns OWWWWW!

  • jackpot

    Daddy Mack, you need more people. If you’ve had better, we demand myspace links, photos, some sort of evidence.

    • geico lizard

      Co-sign jackpot I will criticize celebs but I dont lie my ass off saying i dated or boned better looking broads. The most I can say is you may not be looking for a virgin to marry but you also dont want to wife a groupie. You will be at home watching her exes on MTV and BET.

    • DJ Daddy Mack

      I got “pics” for days. They are not really for the people right now. :-)

      But I’m dead serious tho. Ya act like this woman is a 10. smh.

      • jackpot


        There’s no such thing as a 10, but Rob warned ya’ll against frontin like she’s noting special. I’d fix her sink and you would too. Just admit it. I’m waiting on the pics, man.

        • DJ Daddy Mack

          She’s not special, B. She’s just like a normal woman I would see which is like everyday especially in NYC.

          All ya doing is making her overrated.

      • Rob the Music Ed

        Dude I seen your Exs…. dont make me put you on that summer jam screen!

        • DJ Daddy Mack

          All lies.

        • jackpot


          You refuse to show and prove. Do it. Show us and we’ll give you credit. Until then, you better worship Tahiri. Yes, there are tons of NYC girls like her, but it doesn’t mean they’re a bad or even mediocre look. Let her pull the trench coat move on you. You’d think she’s special then.

        • DJ Daddy Mack

          Fuck all that show and prove shit. lol. I will NEVER worship Tahiri. Its official she’s overrated. smh.

  • amar

    jackpot ur hilarious man, ur hilarious…need more blocks of u talking about u watching girls take a dump…keep it up lol

  • Worley

    Ol’ girl is keepin’ Joe relevant. She need to get in King and cross promote Joey. Damn that thing fat.

    On the real side, I like how she holdin’ Joe down though. She must really like the dude ’cause you know much richer n*ggas would smash in a minute.

    Tahiri runs the internets.

  • jackpot

    Good looking out, Amar. Be on the lookout for the Web Eye Candy girls coming soon. But Tahiri’s a blazer. I’d pinch her dimples.

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Actually…what you say is”

    “Mira, mamita…a mi no me importa culo–Hasta la chica mas fea tiene culo…lo que me interesa mas es la inteligencia…el cerebro, bebe. Una mujer lista que sabe exacto lo que quiere en esta vida…”

    I know because I’ve had to use that line on a couple hard-knock Latinas in the club before. They get surrounded by these Daddy Yankee wanna-be’s and dude’s is trying to feel the ass and shit and I step up, drop that line, and they leave with me, straight up. Then we go home, I turn her out, then don’t call her the next day. Shit, they so smart they know not to call back the next day.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

    • EmCDL

      Damn man I can’t remember all that to get them girls! You got an easier saying I can use? lol

      • tony grand$

        Try this emCDL,

        “Mi gusto tu pinocha!”

        Then pull out a knife & force her into your minivan.

        • Rob the Music Ed

          someone has been watching too much Bang Bus. HA!

        • amar



  • tony grand$

    Damn, btween Tahiri, Slaughterhouse & Saigon, if Joey don’t do some numbers this year, smh (btw, fuck record sales, but niggas gotta eat though).

    He got a 3 headed monster doin PR for him right now. He should be droppin a joint every week, @ least.

    This niggas livin life like “Rocky” right now. Counted out, doubted, coming back hard…..gonna see him outside SOB’s screamin “Taaaa-hiiiii-rriiiiiii”.

  • EmCDL

    Damn homegirl got ass for days….yeah I don’t give a fuck I’d hit that for real. All up in them guts! LMAO

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  • technai~the comment blogger

    Did you really a blog on tahiri’s butt? shame on y’all. Step it up, really…

    • Pierzy

      Yeah, blog about the rest of her body too! C’mon guys!!

  • insane

    yea she bad alright! i like how joe indirectly called her a groupie hoe on that diss track tho hahaha. cuz he dont give a FUCK! he aint trippin bout her past. she with HIM now! thas was up. all niggaz do is talk shit bout her smashin fab and clue and other industry cats. so what!?! bitch is fly! of course she gon pull those kinda niggaz. why shuld she be with a regular cat when she can fuck with the top dogs? niggaz stay hatin on females jus cuz they checkin for high status niggaz. do ur thang ma. saigon is pussy for always tryin to clown her too. he kno he wants her.

    • geico lizard

      Saigon was hinting like he already had sex with her

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Ay Ay Dios mio, mira bonita mi corazon ven aqui ahora por favor, Cono!! No more locked doors!!

  • $ykotic

    Ya’ll fool for this one. I’m all late and sh*t…

    I was waiting for the Daddy Mack links though.


    shit i give her the best 15 minutes of her life hahahahhaa

  • KingTime

    А вы знаете, что свой ресурс можно продвигать статьями не только у себя на блоге, а ещё и публикуя их в специальных каталогах? Зайдите ко мне и посмотрите как это уже делают другие вебмастера. Напишите свою статью (можно взять за основу любой пост из этого блога) со ссылками и добавьте ко мне в каталог статей. ССылка на каталог у вас есть, ещё раз её указывать здесь не буду, ибо нет смысла. Регистрация по каталогам отмирает, ну или по крайней мере сдаёт свои позиции, а вот продвижение статьями набирает обороты.

  • Александр

    С чистым юмором.