To think, Lil’ Wayne could have been prevented

“We’re on a train headed to the future and there’s a bridge out and nobody wants to talk about it.”

–Rep. John LaBruzzo, R-The South

I’m not gonna lie. If someone wanted to give me $1,000 to make sure I don’t have any kids, I’d have to seriously consider it.

I’m not a huge fan of kids anyway. and it’s not like I have the means to take care of a kid, if I did have one. I could definitely use the $1,000, if only to get myself a couple of pairs of pants that fit right, figure out what’s wrong with the van, and maybe, if I’ve got a few dollars left over, head over to the East Side to get a little glitter on my face.

Plus, it’s not like I’d ever be completely shit out of luck, should I decide at some point that I do want to have kids. I could always drop a load in a test tube and have it frozen, on the outside chance that there’s ever a point in my life that I’m not teetering on the edge of homeless, and I meet a woman who’s actually worth a shit.

I might need to see about having some of my essence bottled up anyway, in case anyone wants to buy it. No homo.

Admit it, ladies. You only wish your kids could be as smart as I am. At least on paper.

The thing is, you don’t really see a lot of programs these days offering to make a guy sterile. Just now, for example, I stumbled upon a story about this state representative down in Louisiana who’s proposing this program to tie women’s tubes for $1,000 a pop. Perhaps you’ve heard of it.

It isn’t a law just yet, but it sounds like this guy, John LaBruzzo, who hails from the same district in Louisiana that once elected David Duke, is floating the idea to see if anyone will go along with it.

For what it’s worth, he’s suggesting the possibility other forms of birth control besides just tubal ligation, and also vasectomies for men. But you get the idea that that’s just so that it doesn’t sound as much like a eugenics program.

To wit:

“What I’m really studying is any and all possibilities that we can reduce the number of people that are going from generational welfare to generational welfare, ” he said.

He said his program would be voluntary. It could involve tubal ligation, encouraging other forms of birth control or, to avoid charges of gender discrimination, vasectomies for men.

I’m not sure how most other forms of birth control would definitely guarantee a person couldn’t have any kids. He’s not actually gonna give people $1,000 to stay stocked up on rubbers, is he?

The only thing I could think is if he paid people $1,000 to use a rubber or whatever, but then forced them to have an abortion if it didn’t work, and if they wanted to keep the $1,000. But of course this douche is pretty adamant about the fact that he’s not in favor of the government paying for abortions.

At any rate, you get the idea that the main emphasis here is those tubal ligations. Hence the headline of the story I read: “LaBruzzo considering plan to pay poor women $1,000 to have tubes tied.”

Which makes sense, if you think about it.

I mean, I don’t have the papers to back this up, but I’d be willing to bet that a lot of these kids in the ghetto all have the same father. And even if we got rid of him, I’m sure these women would still find some other guy who’s spent a significant amount of time in the joint and is willing to have sex with a fat lady.

The tubal ligation would obviously be a lot more effective at cutting the problem off at its source.

However, you wonder if it hasn’t occurred to this guy LaBruzzo that these women know good and well that you can get money for having a kid. Which is why they’ve got so many of them in the first place. I mean, I know there’s much more of a desire with women to have a baby. But do you think these women would be so adamant about reproducing if a baby didn’t come with 18 years worth of King Vitamin?

In fact, I wonder how many women would even sign up for such a program, since the amount you get is so low. Probably only crackheads, right? Sure, guys would probably go for it, but guys don’t get any kind of reward for having a kid. Shit, a guy is lucky if he doesn’t go to jail.

What do you fruits think? Should the government be allowed to pay women to have their tubes tied. And if they could, do you think very many women would go for it?

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  • ri067953

    Yo, I think that this program is great. Although, nobody is really gonna go for it since the reward is kinda low. However, if they raise it to about 5 or 10 thousand then there would be a line around the corner. Somebody gotta pay for those spinners and double-wides, so why not the government?

  • b-ease

    In answer to your questions at the end of the post :

    1. Yes
    2. No

  • Neven

    In Canada the doctors will not tie a women’s tube unless they have more than two kids and depending on their age. My women has a five year old and we now have a new daughter the doctor suggested a plug be put in basically this plug will give her five years of protection against pregnancy. The doctor said if she gets her tubes tied that she can go through menopause (I don’t want the bitchasness of hormones) and he says she is too young for that but when she is passed 30 if she still wants the tubes done that he will. My other Friend is 26 and with 3 kids the doctors basically told her she should get the tubes tied.

    The answer to your question is NO THE Government shouldn’t pay extra for you to have the procedure done, Women should learn to keep their legs closed, And the second question is touchy in Canada you get child tax so it would be more prosperous to have the kid then the tubes tied.

  • giantstepp

    Bol, you have a way of making me lmao in one line, and get kinda angry in the next one.

  • TheCo!!inB

    “…if having a child didn’t come with 18 years of King Vitamin”

  • kelito-vision

    i’m sick of my tax money going into the hands of these people who keep having kid after kid on they on welfare….tie them shits up bitches

  • Worley

    “head over to the East Side to get a little glitter on my face.” Whoa.

    Let’s not put it all on the women. Fellas resist that urge to splash off. Show discipline n*ggas.

    • Dub Sac

      Seriously. I know everybody wants to blame the women for having all these kids, but if men actually gave a shit about the consequences of their actions, it would be a different issue in the first place.

      Maybe if a dude could keep himself from trying to get up in anything he can. But I know that’s heresy. A dude gotta get his, but them hoes is sluts for saying yes. Ain’t that the way it goes?

  • Og Bobby J

    How about you just give a dude $50 for everytime he splashes a chick in her face….no homo jic.

    Seriously tho….I think the governemt should require the tube tie method for anyone on welfare with more then 2 children. See how fast them tubes get tied when they realize the money will stop coming in.

    Does anyone else see what they are really gonna do if this became law? Its advicating unprotected sex….and we all kno the numbers when it comes to that shit…like 1 in 5 broads got a germ….and the dark butts got that “make your hair fall out”…

    bag it up….


    That Nazi-ass cracker is just trying to get rid of Black people. His mother should’ve swallowed him…..

  • Billy X. Sunday

    King Vitaman was MY SHIT!

    No matter how much food stamps we give to people it doesn’t amount to handing $750 billion over to bankers who fucked up the money in the first place.

    Regular people welfare > corporate republican welfare

    At least welfare moms know how to stretch that cheese brick out. You ass would be having cheese sandwiches for months.

    Chees on cereal, cheese on chocolate, cheese in water…

  • John Cochran

    I think more bitches should have thier tubes tied but they won’t cause children are the only way for a fat and/or ugly chick to lock a nigga down. I’m from Philly and half the black female population living off the system, gettin knocked up every year. I be wantin to kill these bitches, cause I’m in college with a job and the gov won’t give me shit.

  • Mean Greene

    Murs for President. Thank you for reading, god bless and good night.

  • jake

    wow this is maad funny yo
    i think that if chicks did this fa real there would be a lot less problems in tha world..