NEGRO PLEASE: Young Jeezy is Barack Obama’s New Apprentice?

[Editor’s Note: “Blogger’s Note” has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice.]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled coke rap for this special bulletin.

“I got a new mentor. Barack Obama’s my mentor. Y’all believe that, man. For the first time we ready for change, homie. We gon’ back it. Any you people out there listening, it’s a hands-off policy on Barack Obama, man. Y’all touch him, we touchin’ everything. That’s my word to God. That’s on the hood. Every hood. I’m telling you right now. Y’all touch him, you know what it is… And for the first time in life period–I don’t know if you know about black men, but black men are sincere. They mean what they say. Especially when they have power. And he has power, man. He means what he—I think this the change. This the change we need. Everybody. The whole world. We need somebody that’s just for us. And that’s our country, man. Barack Obama, hats off to you, homie. I’m not on no nothing else. Congratulations. Win, lose or draw, we with you, boy.”Young Jeezy, Trill TV interview

Completely sandwiched by the usual cocaine propaganda, Young Jeezy gives us a Black History/Vote or Drought moment. Let’s see what Merriam-Webster has to say about such foolhardy Negrospeak.

According to the big book we finally read in prison, a mentor is “a trusted counselor or guide.” There’s no way Faux News and the federales aren’t already just waiting to catch these two partnering up in a game of spades so the onslaught can begin. Barack Obama is not allowed to utter the name “Young Jeezy” in public. I don’t think Barack the Vote is even allowed to use the word “snow” untl after he’s lit the fuck up at his podium sworn in.

Unless Obama’s white half is teaching The Snowman how to read in the barn at night by candlelight, there’s no way this arrangement can be.

It’d have to be Obama’s white half doing the mentoring too. We all know Jeezy’s prejudice. He’ll never touch the black one.

With that said, I do wonder if John McCain will face the same scrutiny Obama has for bringing Daddy Yankee and his “vile,” misogynistic, highly-inappropriate-for-a-presidential-candidate baggage to the big show. Rappers mention Barack and we have a horror show on our hands. Jawn McCain does “Gasolina” adlibs for The Big Boss of the Booty Cartel and I still hear crickets.

Put a pin in that one. We’ll come back to it.

Young Jeezy is not the emperor of black people. Nigga isn’t even the emperor of crack people. I do appreciate dude’s sentiment and defense of our best chance to balance out some of the damage Flavor of Stooch and Crap City have done. I do not know, of course, which of Jeezy’s weed carriers got it into his mind that he was Ari Fleischer of Revolutionary Negro Politics.

I blame Blood Raw.

“Y’all touch him, you know what it is. We gon’ adlib extra hard! Ribs, coleslaw and grandama’nana baked beans with the po’k in it. I might throw some po’k-flavored broccoli in that bitch for extra ‘DEEEEEAAAAAMMMN!’

Contrary to SDN popular opinion, if Obama were to win this election he would not be the first black magistrate ever to happen to ever. There was this dude named Mandela in South Africa. He did the presidential thing for a minute, if I recall. I also remember seeing some movie on Channel 5 called Chaka Zulu. I know prime-time television is the white man’s poison, but I’m pretty sure there have been black kings long before Jeezy’s syrupy-slow Southern ass was a damn slave.

As far as sincerity goes, I don’t know what “sincere black men with power” Jeezy’s been paying close attention to. Is he trying to work for Diddy? The few relative American examples I can come up with (i.e.: Marion Barry, Kwame Kilpatrick, Jesse Jackson) are every bit as insincere as the white politicians we tend to gnash our teeth at whenever we accidentally watch the news.

He must mean niggas at the Chinese restaurant on the other side of that bulletproof glass. That be the only time I see black men speaking sincerely from a position of power. They stay screamin at Chang Wang for that extra duck sauce.

That’s sincere. That’s some sincere shit right here.

He can’t be talking about all the Maury Povich fodder that preemptively declare, “I’mma take care of my kids, nigga.”

Furthermore, Barack Obama is not the second coming of the Underground Railroad. He is clearly an inspiration for black, halfzie, yellow, miscellaneous colored and non-McCain-supporting Latinos nationwide, but he is a politician. Black or white, politicians disappoint their constituency.

Have we learned nothing from Tommy Carcetti? How could Jeezy be so naïve as to believe that if elected, Obama would be “just for us?” Unless he told Snowman he’s going to be selling perm kits in one of their tutoring sessions, I’m inclinded to think Jeezy’s brain ain’t right from inhaling the work all his life.

Fuck it.

Behold a light-skinted horse! We ain’t gonna ride this zebra to the promised land, but hopefully we can draw some inspiration and carve our own paths to greatness. At best, seeing a somewhat black face in the big chair can give our people the hope we’ve clearly let dwindle since Martin and Malcolm and Medgar and them got hit.

Negroes, please… Let’s get it. Stop treating Obama like “Not Sure” in Idiocracy.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Ready for a change? ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: I’m soooooo not done with John McCain’s ass. No nullus.

  • og bobby j

    since when do we value what a rapper thinks about politics? people need to look at the platform and the issues…then make an educated decision. Fuck skin color and what your favorite actor/rapper thinks….dumbass

    • moe

      RON, GET OFF JEEZY’S NUTS. YOUR GOING FOR A NEGRO PLEASE ON JEEZY EVERYDAY UNTIL HIS ALBUM DROPS AREN’T YOU?

    • YO

      SINCE THE DAYS OF PUBLIC ENEMY MY NIGGA. AND PAC WAS ON THE POLITICAL TIP TOO WHEN HE WAS STARTING OUT AND WHAT HE SAID HAD VALUE IN ALOT OF PLACES.OG YOU SOUND LIKE BILL O’REILY

    • Gutter Benjamin

      Does Jeezy know Barrack is gonna raise is taxes? For every mil Jeezy makes, he’s gonna have to pay back an extra $40k on top of what he already does…or is he so hood he says fuck taxes?

  • http://xxlmag.com Cal

    Like Obama would even show his face anywhere near Donatello monkey ass!

  • thizzin

    Nice idiocracy drop.

  • Pierzy

    Whats good Mex…how you feel?

    On the real, what does “I don’t know if you know about black men, but black men are sincere” mean? Is he saying that all black men are sincere? Or just that NO white men are sincere? Look, I’m a white dude that’s been a HUGE fan of Obama since ’04 (seriously) and he better get elected, but do these dudes think? He’s not going to show up at the Rucker in the summer or go see Tyler Perry’s new film at one of Magic Johnson’s theater’s the night it comes out. I mean, c’mon – he’s going to be the President of the United States, not the VP of Koch.

    • Pierzy

      My bad for the typos above, especially “Magic Johnson’s theaters”

      • chad bro chill

        fuck u cracker ass cracker suburban neighborhood led my your ever so insincere white mayor
        and as far as him being the president and not the vp of koch why cant he be both you crackas always trying to hold a nigga down

        • Pierzy

          Listen douche… First of all, I live in Philly and we have a Black mayor, our 2nd one in a row since Ed Rendell moved on. You asked why he can’t be both the President of the U.S. and the VP of Koch? Seriously?? Well, mainly, I would hope that America’s President wouldn’t need a 2nd job like you do.

        • chad bro chill

          i live in philly i work and st joseph’s university and i dont got a 2nd job mutha fucka
          and just because you and your daddy live in a city with a black mayor doesn’t mean shit you probly voted for the old cracka who ran against him

        • Pierzy

          St. Joe’s? Ha!

          And I own my own home so you should just chill on that…

        • Dickrider Hater

          LMAO! Chad bro chill on Pierzy’s ball sack. Dickrider.

          Thurgood Jenkis ass nigga, dont you have some toilets to clean at St. Joe’s you field nigger?

        • Tony Grand$

          I could be wrong, but I think Pierzy and Peru are the same dude lol!

        • Pierzy

          Hell Nah! Peru would be offended by that statement I’m sure…

          Seriously, we’re not, but I guess we’re close

        • chad bro chill

          damn dickrider hater it must suck to have suck a strange name
          and im 17 and im a multi millionaire and own a mansion so u should chill……if you really own a house tell me ur address and ill google it nigga

        • Pierzy

          Why would a multimillionaire work at St. Joe’s??

        • KF UK

          lmfao.

          Multi MIllionare, owns a mansion, but had a job? HMMM dude i really dont belive you (you need more people.

          NET BANGIN TO THE FULLEST. YOU FUCKING PHONEY

    • DETROIT

      yea, and don’t leave out the fact that culturally dude is bout as white as tom hanks. obama wouldn’t be at the rucker if he wasn’t running for pres!

      • Gutter Benjamin

        Haha. If you want a Black mayor, take Kwame Kilpatrick. That dude is as hood as they come.

  • Nessia

    Tommy Carcetti! No one learned anything from him.

  • giantstepp

    “Furthermore, Barack Obama is not the second coming of the Underground Railroad. He is clearly an inspiration for black, halfzie, yellow and miscellaneous colored non-McCain-supporting Latinos nationwide, but he is a politician. Black or white, politicians disappoint their constituency.”

    Ayo, Ron Mex…you keep taking me to church Bruh…Excellent, well thought out, thought provoking drop my Nigga! You killin’em with this blog shit Ron Mex!!!

  • HomeGrown C

    Jeezy keepin it 100. We real close to movin forward, all people. But you have Ignorant supremacist muthafuckas who plottin to kill the man.

    Word to me, if theres even an attempt, like Jeezy said, we Touchin everything in this Muthafucka. Im ready to suit up at a moments notice. LA riots to the infinite degree, ya dig?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      yeah, man. it’s finna be tool-up time.

  • DETROIT

    this is obviously a ploy for jeezy to garner more record sales! didn’t he say that mccain was cool like 2 months ago? now he’s ridin obama? someone at def jam told him that strong obama support would equal an increase in sales! THIS NIGGA IS SO DUMB, WHERE’S MASTER P WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

  • 239allday

    When John McCan’t was speaking at that school, them chicas wasn’t given a fuck what dude was talking about. Then Daddy Yankee showed his illegal immigrant ass and them hoes underage (no Dateline NBC)pussies all got wet. Johnny Mac was real close to being an immigrant himself, if I may add. Dude was born in Panama right when the U.S. claimed that muhfucka.

    Faux News been saying Obama has been attacking the American Dream. But in their terms Obama is more the Dream because he wrote a book and came up on fo milli. But according to Fox Noise Johhny is the quintessential “American Dream”. And I agree somewhat because what nigga doesn’t want to marry a rich white bitch!!

    • DETROIT

      daddy yankee is puerto rican, so actually he’s not an illegal immigrant. This proves my point, that you should have to pass some sort of aptitude test in order to be able to vote. 239 MUST BE A SOUTHERN AREA CODE!

      • 239allday

        Yes 239 is a Florida area code, but it aint no hating on Daddy Yankee and any immigrant for that matter. Yes I know Puerto Rico is part of America. I was simply trying to display the hypocracy of these Republican assholes. They always try to question Obama’s patriotism and if he is a real American. Well according to the candidates birthplaces, Obama is more of an American.

        One more thing Detroit, Fuck you, your wack ass hood/city, and fuck what you talk, nigga. You bring nothing of any intelligence to the discussion.

        Quit Hatin the South, FUCK NIGGA!!!

        • MOI

          fuck detroit? fuck you.

        • DETROIT

          “One more thing Detroit, Fuck you, your wack ass hood/city, and fuck what you talk, nigga. You bring nothing of any intelligence to the discussion.”

          LMAO….I’m sorry, you’re right, calling a group of people who are actually American citizens immigrants definately brings a higher level of intelligence to the discussion. I’m sorry that i questioned that nugget of wisdom. Also, the way you use the word fuck like 10 times in two sentences shows your complete mastery of the english language, KEEP TEACHING US BRO!

        • 239allday

          “KEEP TEACHING US BRO!”- Shetroit

          I aint tryin to school niggas, but I won’t hesitate to put you homothugs up on game.

          And the whole “you use expletives because you don’t have any two syllable words in your vocabulary” defense is pretty cliche’ homie. Exactly what I expected from you. I merely use curse words because it emphasizes my points much better than other words can.

          Step you comeback game up dude.

          Oh…And FUCK your FUCKING lame ASS, DICK in the booty ASS, FUCK ASS hood.

          FUCK NIIGGGAAAAA!!!!!

        • DETROIT

          and what hood would that be? have you ever been? you’re right tho, fuck my hood, i’ma grown ass man, i’m not defined by the niggas i grew up around! you must be like 15, you think shit like “fuck yo hood” offends me? man, you’re no threat to anyone other than your keyboard…..

          “I merely use curse words because it emphasizes my points much better than other words can.”

          step yo game up son!

        • 239allday

          “you’re no threat to anyone other than your keyboard”- Fleatroit

          It seems like your much more of a computer gangster than I am because you been waiting for my response this whole time. Plus I’m 20 years old my dude. And the only reason I was saying fuck your hood is because you were trying to shit on the South with your aptitude tests remark.

          But I obviously touched a nerve on this Ronnie Mex drop here because a whole bunch of e-thugs like you and Koala are here discussing me. I’m not the topic of the day, Jeezy the snowman is.

          So get off my dick & get on your Grind!!!

  • Worley

    Co-sign 239.

    Most of the people clapping for Daddy Yankee were females despite “his ‘vile,’ misogynistic, highly-inappropriate-for-a-presidential-candidate baggage.” I want to hear the feminist opinion on that. And not no sucka ass “male feminist” either.

  • Oneofthemyo’s

    Yall mean to tell me that daddy yankee came out on stage with john mccain and the media aint all over it, but these mofuckers got horny over a ludacris MIXTAPE(not even an album single)joint. Oh let me guess this artist speak spanish so these fuckers think people wont check his lyrics(I’m about to call jesus&manuel bout that ricans lyrics right now)this fucker supposed to rhyme about the barrio(streets) n e way and be it puerto rico or new york aint 2 much good can be said about the hood.

    Oh well thats y conservatives think liberals r pussy’s somebody supposed to check mccain over that and I havent heard shit.

  • Simple like ABC, 123

    Daddy Yankee endorses John McCain???

    Latino Please!!!

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      hahaha. right?

  • http://www.msn.com west philly’s finest

    I thought we all learned from Rick Ross not to listen to rappers unless its they CD or they in your Ipod.

    But you can tell Jeezy motivated by Obama he talk about a black president on two songs that leaked already not counting the rest of the album. He just reachin a little by saying he an apprentice.

  • C B W

    Well….since Jeezy can’t vote maybe he can inspire niggas who still can before they listen to his CD and commit crack crimes.

  • geico lizard

    ron you are going to get carpal tunnel syndrome if these negroes dont slow down with the ignorance, damn. jeezy wasnt misquoted in vibe he wanted mccain to be president because he wanted someone to lower his rich man taxes. keyshia cole is regretting letting jeezy hit that after every quote he gives. make sure you dont forget about mccain and daddy yankee eye humping each other in front of those kids in arizona who are too young to vote anyway. i guess we need pitbull to come out and support obama to cancel out the daddy yankee teeny bopper support he just got. dj khaled was going hard on wshh at bloggers ron so i think you hit home with that “extra from true lies” comment,ha ha, maybe we can get khaled locked up in gitmo so he wont release anymore shitty albums…

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      hahaha. you peeped that too, right?

      and it was right around that time. but i ain’t gonna take no credit for that. i’m not the only nigga on earth who thinks he’s THE BESSSSS at being annoying as fuck.

  • Maddolies

    239allday Better Hope He Doesnt Run Into Trick Trick.

  • http://xxl gside

    Yea imagine jezzey on fox and friends or cnn as a politcol purdent that shit would be funny as hell. 239 don’t want it with the D

  • K.ola

    whan will these bloggers ask these question to the rappers face..?

    this is exactly what killed hiphop… the more popular blogs got the less music artist started selling…

    im sick of these soft mothafucka’z……

    I.E 239…

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  • Manny78d

    I like Jeezy’s music, and he seems fairly relevant in the hip-hop game right now. HOWEVER, He is very disillusioned with his idea of the “change” that will result if Obama is elected. The majority of our black women will still make up the majority of single mothers. Black men will still make up over twenty percent of the prison system. Places like New Orleans, Detroit, and my hometown of DC will still have sub-standard education systems. I hate it when brothas think there is going to be some “black messiah” or “great black hope.” Its about to be 2009, we cant expect any one man to solve all of our problems just because hes black. We have to make the change happen. I guess Jeezy thinks he will get a shoutout… That is a HUGE NEGRO PLEASE!!!!!

  • whats CraCCin

    WHAT IS WSHH? everytime i type it in i get a dum6 radio station?

  • TheCo!!inB

    ay, Carcetti was that cracka son!……and the fact that he went money over bitches at the end of season 4 (when he won the election) made him a focused ass nigga……cause the cracka bitch he turned down was runnin circles around his wife…..if you ask me Obama could learn a thing or two from Carcetti.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Benicio Del Thoro

    Yo what’s up with the hate on Detroit? Can we get a board of advisors together to get Yung Berg’s chain back?

    “We don’t talk on the phones cause it might stick./
    Got a plate full of seven, call it Mike Vick./
    Dirty Birds nigga, we play with them falcons./
    Know some niggas in Decatur that pay for them Falcons/

  • http://eye95.tv beeyo

    “lit the fuck up at his podium”
    That’s fucked up, lol

  • http://colby-sempek.com Ghost

    You crazy for this one man…you had my ass crackin’ up! Big ups for the post…

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    Rappers need role models.

  • JeffDaChef

    This is pure ignorance. I can barely understand any of what you wrote with all the mechanics and grammatical errors, and bet you yourself don’t even understand what your talking about. And then you say something about Mandela and Chaka Zulu, as if someone had said there have never been black leaders. This was some of the most racist material I have ever read and Ron Mexico, if you are black, your a disgrace to our race and you should be ashamed of the hateful, mean, and bigoted remarks you’ve made. You’re a worthless human being.

    • Pierzy

      I think it’s funny that you criticized his grammatical errors but yet you confused “your” with “you’re”:

      “…if you are black, your a disgrace to our race…”

      I guess you don’t need English lessons to become a chef. Nice job, Hemingway! Keep it up!

      • JeffDaChef

        I just didn’t proofread my writing. And thanks, I did do a nice job on that comment.

  • jonjon23

    That’s all good Jeezy, but apparently he doesnt know that blacks only make up about 14% of the population (1 million of that 14% is in prison).

  • http://heardonmystoop.wordpress.com Drew Ricketts

    I swear to God this has nearly replaced The Boondocks for me in laugh-out-loud moments. I don’t even really “LOL” when I say it to dumb b*tches I chat with online. This, however, is priceless:

    “He must mean niggas at the Chinese restaurant on the other side of that bulletproof glass. That be the only time I see black men speaking sincerely from a position of power. They stay screamin at Chang Wang for that extra duck sauce.”

    Chang Wang be yelling back though. I have tried to be cordial but black-to-Chinaman relations are strictly about the exchange of grease for green. That or laundry.

  • John Brown

    RON,

    Is your next NEGRO PLEASE segment about SUGE KNIGHT? Or are you like everyone else in hip-hop and scare to talk about him?