ThugPazzion = Rap’s Next Supergroup

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What up to the big homey K.C. who was in Cuba or some Caribbean country hanging out with Fisty Scent and your boy Tupac.

Fuck G-Unit. Them niggas been washed the fuck up. Way back when Fisty threatened to cut niggas allowances from the clothing line I knew that shit was a wrap. Fisty told niggas if they keep walking around in public wearing Sean John he was gonna clip they wings. Did Young Buck listen? Apparently not. It’s hard to run a label filled with your homies. Especially with niggas that remember when you didn’t have any paper. These are the types of cats to think that they MADE you and not the vice versa.

That’s why Fisty is about to splash off on all you haters with a new supergroup of rappers that shuts down the entire game. Shuts down the Game too. These niggas will go platinum in twenty different countries. Abu Dhabi, Turkmenistan, Puerto Rico, the Galapogos, Easter Island. Fuck it niggas, Antartica too. The penguins will be buying this shit. Picture this…

Fisty Scent
Eminem
Tupac Shakur

and Bobby Brown on the auto-tune hooks

These niggas is calling themselves ThugPazzion, because you know how niggas love to use ‘Z’s instead of ‘S’s. Actually, that was TuPac’s idea. That fool been away too long. Tupac is gonna shit himself. He don’t even believe that niggas ain’t wearing bandanas no more. Motherfuckers in the game now are running around with the grandmother’s scarves on and motherfucking eyeliner. Ha.

ThugPazzion sonn.

Go copp that shit right now sonn!

How crazy would that be? This is the shit that Dre has been waiting for to start making beats again. That’s where the passion comes from. When fifty year old niggas is excited to make pop music again. Look how productive Quincy Jones was in his fifties and sixties. Quincy Jones started Vibe magazine in his eighties. No niggas not the 1980′s. Quincy Jones was fucking 80 years old.

I’m laughing that Eminem is gonna be the fat guy in the group. That nigga is still the sickest white dude to ever hold a microphone, other than George Carlin. But George Carlin didn’t hardly ever really rap too much. Not really. So Eminem is sicker. This album is already shaping up to be the best Hip-Hop pop music record evar. It’s gonna make ‘Illmatic’ and ‘Only Built For Cuban Links’ sound like that last Clipse album.

I wonder who will feature on the album? Maybe Diddy. And definitely Jermaine Dupri. Those are the two greatest rapping producers of all time. And Timbaland. Thank God they left off all them bum azz niggaz from D-12, G-Unit and the Outlawz. Nobody wants to hear those azzholes anyhoo. Niggaz want to hear that real pop music rap. That gangster lollipop rap. You already know that Lil’ Wang will feature on this album. How you not gonna feature the hottest rapper, with the whitest rapper, along with the gheyest rapper and the rapper that people thought was dead for the longest?

I think we gotta get Hu$tle Simmons to A & R this project. Shit is too big for the industry right now.

Yo sonn, this album is crazy. I’m ordering my joint on Amazon today.

  • thhee

    Great fuckern post billy. love it

  • 239allday

    Aight Billy, Thug pazzion is one of the gayest names for a group I’ve ever heard but this post is funny as fuck. I swear I thought it was serious for a good couple minutes.

    And that last clipse album was fire you delusional fuck.

  • giantstepp

    Alright BXS…at least you didnt take any unnessary shots at the late, great Tupac Shakur this time. Oh, and the OUTLAWZ spit nothing but TRUTH and FIRE. Give’em a lissen. They haven’t had the commericial success like G-Unit (at least in the past) and mentioning them with D-12 just baffles me, but they are way underated…anyway, good drop bruh.

  • dronkmunk

    Yeah, except Dre isn’t about to make beats for ‘Pac. He won’t even release Cuban Linx 2, why would he do tracks for a dude who he was beefin with.

    • Pierzy

      Because when people die, the people still around try to change the past

      Dre: “And pussy, you’re not ‘Pac/I knew him/’Pac was a real nigga/You just an insult to him/It’s too bad we had to fall out before he passed…”

      Jay: “I’ll tell BIG they’re still hearing his songs/Run into ‘Pac ask him where we went wrong”

      Jay (again): “Ladies love me long time like 2Pac’s soul”

  • dronkmunk

    And where did you get that pic? LOL

  • Penelope Rodriguez

    “I’m laughing that Eminem is gonna be the fat guy in the group. That nigga is still the sickest white dude to ever hold a microphone, other than George Carlin. But George Carlin didn’t hardly ever really rap too much. Not really. So Eminem is sicker.”

    COSIGN!

    But why that nigga gotta be fat? I heard he’s losin’ weight.

    This column is hilarious, by the way. Bobby Brown on the auto-tune hooks! lol!

  • http://blockishot.com/blog Kirk

    fasho. Thug pazzion gon be way more creez but, tell 50 to move back to queens to write this album and it’ll be actually good.

  • http://jasongchu.blogspot.com Grand Master

    “It’s gonna make ‘Illmatic’ and ‘Only Built For Cuban Links’ sound like that last Clipse album.”

    2x cosign on why the hate? that clipse joint was definitely not bad… matter of fact i was bumping the disc (metaphorically speaking) on the iPod this morning on the way in to teach.

    Haha I been picking up your speech patterns too, in parts. My SAT class kids have heard everything from Samuel Clemens to Algae described as “crazy”.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    The last Clipse album was a ‘tard turd.

    The Neptunes beats turned their rhymes from crack cocaine into lollipop computer candy-coated casio commodore 64 rap.

  • Fixda

    So 50 already had his G-unit clothes back in 1996?
    This pic had me trippin man…
    Ha and I’m ordering my joint on Amazon today too!
    Well I think that last Clipse album is real dope…

  • Mr. 306

    OK alot of the time you make sense but wtf was that? I know it was supposed to be funny but it wasnt really evening funny. i was just confused. D12 is the shit. The rest of G-Unit can suck a dick. but think about it, every Pac song with Outlawz on it was good cause outlawz was on it. Lastly, Dre is the best rapping producer of all time hands down.

    P.S The last Clipse album? Your own website rated it classic.

  • Combat Jack

    B, as usual, great post, but WTF??? Where in Sam’s hell did u copp the above-picture??? I need a copy to blow up and frame for the bar area in my basement!!! Fur real!

  • henry

    photoshop got me paranoid

  • ri067953

    For real, that picture tripped me out at first til I looked at the hand pac is throwing the duece with. That hand belongs to some fat ashy dude.

  • makaveli

    Billy, you been smoking some seriously f*cked up weed man…

    The pic definitely makes you wonder…

    Who would Pac be rollin with now??? Would he be down with 50??? I think not!

    Pac was the realist that ever held a mic!

    Good post dude… made me think!

  • Justice4all

    Yall know that ain’t Pac!! Dude ain’t got no Jewels on,not even the famous “Gold Star” ring that he always wore, plus when would pac wear a smoking jacket with a bum t-shirt?

    ****NEGRO PLEASE****

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    You dumb azzes ‘Pac is a grown ass man now. He don’t run around with jewelry and shit no more. Niggas don’t need that shit in Cuba where everybody is poor as fuck.

    Plus, ‘Pac wears blazers now and sings R & B.

  • Rex Banner

    The Clipse album was probably the best album to come out in 06, you must have got it confused with another album I’m guessing but anyway this is one hilarious post

  • Shawty J

    Hilarious, man!

  • http://g-uido2.hyves.nl G

    hehe, too bad boy, looked the pic up at google, but sharper 1 than this, than u can see fifty’s cap is in Pac head, that ain’t good i guess, faces to close anyway, nice photoshop though,
    and all ya haters, fuck off, 50 Cent, G Unit the whole G Unit Street Projects doin big man, G Unit for Life, from the West to the East bitches