NEGRO PLEASE: 50 Cent Ain’t “So Tough” On Camera

[Editor's Note: "Blogger's Note" has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice]

“What makes you feel like there’s a line to a rapper [in “You So Tough”]?… We use real-life situations to create something that’s entertaining without being specific. That’s entertainment to me. When I have an issue when have you known me to be indirect?… People think that [T.I. snitched], but they’re not saying it because they’re cowardly.” -50 Cent, MTV.com

What makes us feel like there’s a line to a rapper? I don’t know, 50. Maybe the part about your having 10 weapons in the car likely getting you 10 years in prison despite having the 10 best attorneys from Goldstein, Rosenberg & Levy siphoning your checking account working around the clock for you affected our read on the play.

It’s not like homie said 10 bricks or something generic like that. We all know what rapper/several-time felon just got popped and came off with a sentence softer than baby shit.

[Blogger's Note: That radio version of “You So Tough” might as well be an instrumental. I felt like filling in the damn lyrics myself.]

To answer Mr. Quarter Water’s question, it makes sense a ton of sense to fire indirectly when one could be kicked right the fuck into the stew pot for even commenting on the matter.

I’m amazed that bumbaclots the likes of Curtis “Affidavit” Jackson and Akon (of “notorious car-theft ring” fame) have even pursed their lips to speak on Tippy’s legal matters.

Reeeeeally, 50 Cent? We’re accusing rappers of snitching?

What you know about that? What you know about that? What you know about that?

Probably all about that. 

Wow. That’s gotta be like Michael Jackson poppin up on the next SMACK DVD getting at R. Kelly for fuckin with minors. Actually, it’s like Mike doing so with a 10 year-old boy on his lap finishing his sentences like a hypeman. My initial reaction to the “You So Tough” verse was “I can’t believe 50 came out from behind his 6 million dollar teeth to record this shit.”

Curt Flirt even went so far as to cite Grand Hustle cush mule recording artist B.G.’s “Don’t Talk To Me,” a renouncement of snitch tactics and underworld bitchassness.

“Oooh, they got these niggas. Be gettin busted with like 5, 10 bricks. Go to the feds lookin at life, be home in like three years. You know something ain’t right with that.” -B.G., “Don’t Talk To Me” Life After Cash Money

With accusations of snitching and homosexuality being the greatest possible affronts in hip-hop, 50 took his stab to one of the few places you normally can’t without expecting the beef to transcend mere rapstering.–You know, getting to that Biggie/Tupac level.

Niggas must got Frisbees and coasters hittin store shelves soon because I don’t see T.I. and 50 Cent in a Castor Troy/Sean Archer standoff. Both of these niggas are alleged snitches. The timing for a potential mudfight, however, is impeccable.

I totally see the marketing possibilities. We could have ourselves an action flick in 2009 and everything. Snitch Off starring 50 Cent, T.I. & Val Kilmer.

In principle what 50 says in the video is absolutely correct. Snitching is a very relevant issue. Shit, everyone’s doing it. As I’ve come to say, “snitchin is the new not snitchin.”

I repeat. Not snitchin. 

But what-the fuck-ever, nigga. We know you tombout Tippy. Everyone’s doing it… You know, like snitching. I bet that verse was a real good idea when Curtis Jackson and the Pips passed that blunt around in the studio. What’s the problem now? Feeling a little shy? Not quite ready for the shit storm to begin?

Negro, please.

So–which is it then, Fif? Did you just come up with the line out of thin air and it just so happened to find its way to a Tippy connection? Or are people agreeing with your thinly-veiled claim designed to kickstart a much-needed rapster beef?

Questions? Comments? Requests? Loaded AYEE! OHHHH!!!! ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: I like 239allday’s “Tellin’ On Soldiers” quip. Hilarious.

P.S.S.: I hope it rain on you and you get shocked by that wire.

  • northern california bay area

    tha bay area is tha real mecca of hip hop

    • http://www.going.com/larrybrite Larry Brite

      YUP

      2nd that.

      • Lancelot

        I’ll chop the dreds off Pretty Ricky Nappy ass head – Sprinkle crack on they bodies an than Metro the Feds

        I’ll make it rain with matchbooks at Teddy Rileys old Pad – Everybody knows i’m joking except Teddys gettin mad –

        i’ll tell Boys 2 Men where they royality checks are hid – directions like hide the flag, end up @ BBD crib –

        i’ll stick up En-vouge(?) & say i only want Dawn – Because like Mac Dre, all we wants: LONG JAW –

        Told Chris Brown 2 Gimme THAT! and i’ll stop the drama – I ment : gimmie the cash, but i guess he thought i ment Rianna –

        Told Ne-yo 2 Be slow & gimme keys to the Range, he said “fuck it, here’s a mille – that Range is small change!” –

        I tryed to get at Kelly Rowland because Michelle went gospel – i said: “U better ‘like this’ because your album was Awful!” (sry Kelly)

        Thought Jordan Sparks was cool until i found out her age – so instead, got Carrie Underwood because at least she paid –

        Danity Kane seemed easy, but 1′s not enough – a Yo, i ran through they hotel rooms and found naked pictures of Puff –

        Told Trey, ‘this is the last time’ and it’s not about beef, and than we both got profiled & ass beat by police!

        Told Cassie, it’s me & U until the end of the world, and than Asanti came by and made me swich up girls –

        ‘BECAUSE YOUR MY DIA-MOND GIRL, Your The 1, i take the rock from’ –

        Kept my stunnaz on when i ran up on Jagged Edge – i said gimmie ya notes & they started singing instead –

        Mariah seemed easy to jack, without much planing – i already tried 5 times because her schedual’s sooooo demanding –

        Wanted Omarion money, with no suprises pal! but i started getting bitc%ed @ by lil Bow Wow. (We’re the BEST musicians EVER!!!)

        I tried to get Usher, but Tamika got me first, so i said i was a stylest here 2 trim dem nasty side-burns –

        Erika Badu original & savage az fuct, she pulled the ‘glock on lock’ from her weave & held me up!

        i gotta find a better living cause R&B is getting hard, guess i gotta quit the rap sh%t find my ass a new job.

        • Tony Grand$

          I’m fuckin wit LANCEALOT! That shit was the business! If yall aint read that shit find it. Play “how to rob” instrumental while u do. Hilarious. Nigga, you started my day wit a hella laugh. That’s what’s wrong w/ us niggas right now. We so worried bout livin life like a soap opera, we forgettin to laugh. Fuck all the drama, I’ll take a chuckle instead. Smile niggas, damn.

  • ThaRealBoiWonder

    Co-Sign!!! We all know if T.I.P. never woulda got in trouble he would merk 50 ass on a track.

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    three, THREE (!?) blogs in one day about 50/g-unit? fucking three?! no offense to you ron because you write some funny stuff sometimes, but goddamn the content on this site needs a massive overhaul.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      ha. none taken.

  • K.ola

    @ Mexico….

    Why do negroes like you talk shyt behind a keyboard…

    you wouldnt call TIP or 5th a Snitch or “allegged snitch” to ther Face….

    1) name one FED case where you get a deal and you dont cooperate…

    2) if 50 snitched who’s in Jail…. (dont say Preme)

    all that using the snitchJacket on Niccas without Paperwork will get you hurt in My streets….

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      neither artist’s snitch status/ghetto pass is on trial here.

      50 half-steppin is, though.

      this is all, of course, within the context of both dudes’ public image, regardless how true.

      • poo

        get a real job…youre an undercover fan tryin to front, lets see ron mexico write a blog of something worth while.

  • northern california bay area

    niggas must got frisbees n coasters hittin store shelves soon….lol

  • K.ola

    T.P can beat who on a track… LMAO

    Nicca cant even see Luda… or Shawty Lo…

    WTF

    LMAO at these stans and they overrated Rappers…

    T.I.P like 50 got one classic album in Trap Music…

  • real nigga

    I KIND A HEARD U BUT U NEED WRITE ABOUT THE G UNIT ALBUM THE SHIT IS CLASSIC PERIOD.

    • chad bro chill

      tht cd sucked dick u dumb fuck hop off fifs dick u stupid shit

  • Walt

    “NEGRO PLEASE: 50 Cent Ain’t “So Tough” On Camera” coming from a person beyond his keyboard talking tough. Oh, the irony.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Benicio Del Thoro

    Mexico,

    God bless you, but Fif is not one to half-step. Tip will get stalled like evryone else.

    Curtis Jackson Park > Tip

  • iLL

    Wait…dont Fif use police officers for bodyguards?

  • 239allday

    Tip from the era where niggas didn’t snitch
    Fif from the era where snitchin’ is the shit

    AY Mexico, that B.G. track “don’t talk to me” is so real. I didn’t know you fucked with Gizzle(no homo)?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      oh, indeed. always.

      “they say i fell off like a bad bag of dope.”

      ron mexico (chopper) city

      • 239allday

        These 50 dick riders should check out the B.G. track “Street Nigga” featuring the nigga T.I.P.

        That record would convert these niggas to TIP riders. Get It…Tip riders! (yuh it was a stretch)

  • BIGNAT

    but 50 clearly stated more than once that he loves making trouble. 50 to me is the best kind of rapper for entertainment. he is a rap star but he still wants to steal everyone elses shine. like he took shots at weezy and weezy never came back. t.i. did not do anything either so far. they have found curtis weakness ignore him and he will waste his time just barking

  • http://myspace.com/DJMydas DJ Mydas

    “Curtis Jackson and the Pips” = hilarious.

  • FOKUS_MUSIC-GROUP

    FU*K 50 THAT N*GG* JUST TALKING SH LIKE HE ALWAYS DO.PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH AINT LISTING TO WHAT HE TALKING ABOUT.HE BEEN TALKING 2 THE LAWS.NOW THAT BUCK GONE HIS WHOLE TEAM THE LAWS.HE LUCKEY TIP GOING THUR RIGHT NOW.CAUSE I HEAR TIP GET ON HIS A**.

  • Oneofthemyo’s

    WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH my boy from holligrove used to say that shit all the time that real niggas song is cool TIP or tippy in mexicos case ripped it this shit is already getting old to me though I guess the public is fiending for a decent beef a la nas and jay, not saying these niggas is on their level but just something high profile i guess but I fuck with both these niggas but I,ma have to ride with T.I THOUGH.
    P.S. What did akon say about ti? and if he did say something these niggas really shouldnt make records or appear on stage with niggas they think or flaw.

  • Maddolies

    50′z like a Female bitching behind her friends. He Cant help it coz he has a pussy down there. Fagget as snitch

  • government cheese

    tip got his bodyguard to get him automtic weapons and a silencer and the gun dealer called the feds.bodyguard got hit up set tip up admitted to other straw purchases and set up tip already a convicted felon.search of his house turned up an arsonal of guns illegally obtained.serial #’s off some and some loaded.how he get them ???not speak on it.and get 12months fed time??think about it.

  • master cheef

    they’re both titans on the mic. what are you gonna do?

  • avenger xl

    Allow me to break ish down to you TRL thugs.

    The definition of Snitching: Going into a illegal or covert arrangments with partners knowing all of the possible risks. Recieving all of the rewards but turning on your partners when you get caught for being while in action or for being flagrant with your moves in the first place.

    Note: If you making money off the books it need to kept more secret than some of these rappers real sexual orientation. You can’t be on blast and do dirt and you cannot sustain dirt for any super long period of time it is all stick and move.

    So if you you know you can get pinched going in for what you are doing and you get pinched and flip on cats who are still free to better your situation that is snitching. But if a crack dealer moves on your street and is messing up your way of life and you work to get rid of him through bullets or the cops that is not snitching that is you trying to protect yours from a predator.

    Law of the Jungle your either the predator or the prey. F the police, F drug dealers, F all criminals period……

  • giantstepp

    co-f*ckin sign with avenger xl! that was church my dude. these fools dont hear ya tho…

  • Danny

    I totally see the marketing possibilities. We could have ourselves an action flick in 2009 and everything. Snitch Off starring 50 Cent, T.I. & Val Kilmer.

    ^^^^

    Def top 5 funniest thing I have ever read on a blog…

  • 313dawg

    But see the whole problem( at least in my opinion) in Hip-Hop is that there is too much damn time spent on what goes in artist personal life..and not enough about the damn music( I wonder why)!! I understand that there is a need for some of this stuff to come out!! But Damn!! What happened to the days when a MoFo’s tape was enuff to keep dudes attention!! There is too much shit going on in rap music in terms of a few good artist for me to be concerned about Fif’s motivation for saying a line that may or may not be aimed at another nigg!! Can you imagine being concerned with what the hell Jam Master Jay did in his free time!! I cant…I just wanted to know when Raising Hell part 2 was coming out!! Rap has become to much of a soap opera and personalities have replaced true talent and love of the art!! In life there are snithces, bitches, and a few real niggas!! How in the hell am I supposed to seperate real niggs..from the clowns when the whole game has become a damn circus!! Maybe the Music again…Someday!!