Chicago is full of little bin Ladens

One of the reasons I’m against our country’s detention center down in Guantanamo Bay is that I heard that a lot of the people locked up there aren’t even terrorists per se, they’re just random-ass people who got kidnapped and turned in for a reward, just like mine and DP’s great- great- grandpas hundreds of years ago.

Not that I’m complaining about being here in the US. I’m just saying. I wasn’t surprised in the least bit to see that clip, just now, of some African snatching Fiddy Cent’s chain right there on stage while he was trying to perform. Them Africans are some shady, egregious motherfuckers.

Similarly, I’m not saying the US should definitely have special prisons for Arabs where they lock up innocent people just so we can pretend as if we’re making any real progress in the war on terror… But as long as we are, you’d think we could at least lock up some of the ones who act as a genuine nuisance.

Along with the fact that we went to war for oil, and yet gas now costs more than ever, it’s one of the reasons I couldn’t get behind George W. Bush, even if I wanted to. The motherfucker’s just incompetent.

If the US was gonna go to such a system, the first group of people I’d nominate would be these cab drivers who simply refuse to wear deodorant; and the second group I’d nominate would be women with good bodies who insist on walking around in beekeeper suits.

That’s just wrong.

The third group of people I’d nominate are the ones who run these grocery stores in the ghetto, where the food has hardly any nutritional value but it still costs way more than it would at a regular grocery.

This kid named Mikkey Halsted, whom I’d never heard of until I just read this interview with him at the Chicago hip-hop blog Fake Shore Drive, laid out the case against such stores in a song he did last year called “Liquor Store,” and wouldn’t you know these freedom haters had the sheer balls to censor his shit.

Apparently, a lot of mixtapes in Chicago are sold in stores run by Arabs, and they issued a fatwa, if you will, informing Chicago hip-hop artists that they wouldn’t carry any mixtapes featuring Mikkey Halsted, nor would they carry any mixtapes by artists who even work with Mikkey Halsted.

Furthermore, he claims they threatened him and his family (presumably with some sort of explosion), though AB at Fake Shore Drive either didn’t press him to expand on this point or couldn’t get him to.

I’d approach the kid for comment myself (something tells me he isn’t busy), but you guys know I’d rather sit around and complain about shit than actually do anything. Especially on Cinco de Mayo. I might have to try some of that new Bud Light with lime in it. Or maybe I’ll just squeeze some lime into a regular Bud Light.

Either way, there’s probably gonna be some squeezing going on this evening.

But I digress. Now where was I? Oh yes, moral outrage: Does it strike anyone else as insane that some Arabs could even get away with some shit like this? Not censoring hip-hop; that happens all the time. When all of the business entities in your culture are actually owned by tall Israelis, there’s just not much you can do at the end of the day.

But it does seem insane to me that, in this day and age, i.e. in post 9/11 America, Arab mofos could actually a) tell an American artist (albeit a rapper) what they’re allowed to say, and b) threaten to send a retarded kid with a backpack full of explosives into his house (or whatever it is they’re planning to do) if he doesn’t comply.

Um, what ever happened to the war against terrorism? Certainly, this would actually fall under the category of shit we’re supposed to be fighting. I mean, if we’ve got mofos down in Gitmo who didn’t even do anything.

Mikkey Halsted might seriously want to consider hollering at Homeland Security. Not only would it make him that much more safe, lest they actually try some shit, but it might also have the effect of getting some of these god-awful stores closed. Which would be like killing two birds with one stone.

This could be the one of the few occasions – along with economic stimulus check day, aka Red Lobster Day – when one of President Sieg Howdy’s policies actually works out in black people’s favor.

If I was Mikkey Halsted, I would’ve been on the phone with USA TIPS a long time ago, but you guys know I’m racist like that. What do you fruits think? Should Islamic fascists be able to censor American rappers with the threat of violence? Or would turning them in constitute snitching? Speak on it.

  • http://www.going.com/larrybrite Larry Brite

    OH – So this artical is on snitchin eh? (almost didn’t catch that 1)

    • DopeMG

      Bol you need to stop worrieing bout us in chicago and get your fat geeky ass off that damm computer and get tell the people that post updates on xxlmag to step their game back up because this site used to be jukin yall had all the news first yall was like jordan in the mid 80′s now yall like jordan on the wizards step ya shit up fuck bloggin get ya stats back up this site fell off hard as hell thisis50.com is whats poppin they get all the shit first they just posted news bout chris browns body gurad beatin up and robbin some photographer you guys will probly have it posted in two or three days

  • oneofemyo’s

    First off I’m not a fruit, secondly Chi town stand up yall on 2 much of the black empowerment shit 2 make arab gualla-guallas dictate your musical content stop killing yall selves(I heard of the murder rate)and take care of this shit. on another note some old lady just told me the last time she got a rebate that actually put her income in another tax bracket and her ass felt it on another occasion so watch out for that aint shit free.

  • og bobby j

    I think when it comes to arabs…or crazy terrorist people in general (synonym?) it can not be considered snitching. Dude should have countered the threat of boycott with his threat of Homeland security….and see how they felt about that.

  • CantKnockIt

    Sorry Bol, I think this blog is just sad and ignt…leave them arabs alone..noone sells shit thats bad for buisness… try to sell an album called “fuck Wallmart” at wallmart…not gonna happen. and did i miss something, or did you just say arabs are from israel? dumbass racist

    • alvrej

      what an ignt means? thank you

  • BIGNAT

    these comments were very funny bol .(second group I’d nominate would be women with good bodies who insist on walking around in beekeeper suits.)
    (along with economic stimulus check day, aka Red Lobster Day)
    this topic has to do with the patriot act which is why those people are in Guantanamo Bay. with the patriot act which goes against the constituation you can be jailed with no trial beat up and all that other wonderful stuff. this guy should just fall back or he wants to be the first rapper to release a new mixtape live from Guantanamo.

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    Bol you just aren’t listening clear enough, really. Dude you didn’t know that Arabs are like a gazillion times more “HardBody” than New York Haitians? Especially in the MidWest where Negroes practically walk around with assault rifles up and down city blocks in broad daylight in Chicago, dude you didn’t know that Chicago is the most Dangerous city in America? Dude I much rather let a bunch of dirty ass Jamacians try to come “Ether me” then some Arabs,shit atleast the Rasta dudes gonna let you pentrate their ridunkulously Thick-Body Carribean Bitchez first. These crazy ass Arabians are the “New Black People” of the 21st Century, these ninjas are the REAL mutafuckas in the Hood gettin money. Bol fuck that HomeLand Security stuff these kid Mikkey Halsted(I sware thats one of the most dirtiest strips in Chicago) needs to move to a safer state like Rhode Island or Delaware, well fuck that he might abducted by Aliens and his anis might get ejaculated inside by Aliens going through hormone enhancement sydrome. Alas being Black and a Hip-Hopper is akin to taken major L’s in Life.

    • orangejuicejones

      You sposed to be from the Chi, dont tell me you aint never heard of Mikkey??!!?!? He used to be on Cash Money when they had Boo and Gotti…He signed to NO ID’s Grind Mode imprint right now! But yeh, the Arabs aint bringing nothin positive in the hood, just sappin all the money sellin quarter juices, flamin hots, and gyros with extra white suace….Its like they own 90% of the stores that arent beauty/barber shops or churches in the Chicago ghettos….

  • render

    Yeah bol…the real enemies of freedom are broke ass arab immigrants running gas stations and liquor stores.

    Why would a store owner want to boycott an artist speakin out against em? ISLAMOFASCISM(!!!11!!1!!) of course! Jesus lovin amurikans would NEVER EVER do that!

    and stop frontin like you give a shit about the living conditions of the broke in the first place.

    Stick to what you do best…..talkin about how you like to beat it to chubby white bitches

    • http://xxlmag.com Bol

      >Yeah bol…the real enemies of freedom are broke ass arab immigrants running gas stations and liquor stores.

      I’m detecting a hint of sarcasm.

  • henry

    shit just blew them up

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    difficult to say considering the difficulty of locating the audio. of course, i only checked the link to FSD.

  • zacreole

    Dude, quote some lyrics from the material in question. I can’t even take sides when absolutely no information sharing has taken place. Good lookin’ on your characters per blog compensation though. Give us some real info or move on to something more tangible.

    zacreole

  • master cheef

    i wonder if this will bring TPAR out of the woodworks. (nh)

    i’m feeling the new “speak on it” thing.
    (nh)

    dude is on to something there, i think.
    (nh)

  • http://www.rockthedub.com khal

    bud light lime = ass.

    the liquor store near me has this other budweiser shit, clamato or some shit. i guess it has a tomato taste, and it has salt & lime in it as well.

  • dsread

    No a person shouldnt be baned because he says something offensive I can disgree with you but I dont get the right to censor you because I dont like what you say providedyournot screeming fire in proverbial building or corupting community values

  • Dion

    Liquor Store Excerpts… D.I. Jones

    “Shorties run up in the store/arab on they every move/last year he shot a 10 year old for stealing juice”

    “You don’t open up in china town you can’t come there
    And greektown they don’t let yo’ ass sell a crumb there
    I ride through the white hood, I don’t see you
    You don’t got no stores there, white people drink too
    Where do you live, where yo’ kids go to school
    You open up there too or are we just the fools
    I know you think we stupid and you think that we clowns
    But we reserve your right to shut yo’ ass DOWN
    This is what used to be the liquor store”

    Are you ready for REVOLUTION…

  • Dion

    “Shorties run up in the store/arab on they every move/last year he shot a 10 year old for stealing juice”

    “You don’t open up in china town you can’t come there
    And greektown they don’t let yo’ ass sell a crumb there
    I ride through the white hood, I don’t see you
    You don’t got no stores there, white people drink too
    Where do you live, where yo’ kids go to school
    You open up there too or are we just the fools
    I know you think we stupid and you think that we clowns
    But we reserve your right to shut yo’ ass DOWN
    This is what used to be the liquor store”

    Are you ready for REVOLUTION…

  • screezy

    Mikkey Halsted ain’t no fuckin kid…nigga used to be on Cash Money (the original graveyard)…and fuck all them arab bitches in the hood hidin behind the glass givin crazy ass looks and actin like assholes all while we feed em…bol u shoulda talked about some other shit wit that though like how crazy is it they just gave the CPD ak’s and all kinda assault weapons cause people gettin killed by the 3′s every day

  • Deez Nutz

    Let me find out your censoring post on this raggedy mofo…i know i posted some shyt yesterday and don’t see it…yall might as well ban me now cause I will terrorize this shyt like the owner of a Chicago grocery store if yall don’t post my shyt…manute bol azz nukka

  • Hov

    poor attempt at funny.

  • Around and Around

    This is the business of exploitation dip shit, wtf has turrrisim to do with immigrant corner stores exploiting their neighborhoods?

    It’s not just Arab’s it’s Seikh’s, Indian’s, Korean’s etc. Why not address the real issue instead of being a shock blogging bitch and trying to rap a real issue in the post 9-11 flavor of the day.

    Bol says,
    “Does it strike anyone else as insane that some Arabs could even get away with some shit like this?”

    -Does it strike anyone as insane that people actually buy any of those shitty mix-tpes in those dirty ass stores anyway?

  • http://XXLMAG.COM DOWN SOUTH G

    REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE PROBLEM IS THAT YALL BLACKS KILLING EACHOTHER OFF WHILE THEM ARABS ROLL LIKE A TRU MOB. THEY ARE ALL NETWORKED AND DEAL IN CRIME AND PROTECTING THERE INVESTMENTS AT ALL COSTS. THEY STICK TOGETHER , AND THEY READY TO KILL THEMSELVES ALONG WITH OTHERS FOR WHAT THEY BELEIVE IN. U CANT FUK WIT THEM UNLESS YALL UNITE AND START PUTTING DOWN ON THEM ON A LARGER SCALE , MAYBE SEND SOME BASER BUMS ON SOME SUICIDE MISSIONS AGAINST THE ARABS OR SOMETHING , YALL GOT TO GET IT TOGETHER..

  • http://www.rizzleworld.blogspot.com allnice

    Yeah man, I wish some Arabs would start fucking with me. I’d be on the phone with Homeland Security so fast. That shit would never fly in New York because of 9/11, but Chicago and other cities are still sweet I guess.

    These Arabs are really lucky they not getting put in concentration camps like the Japanese in WWII. This whole war on terrorism is fucked because they are hiding among the regular citizens like Hezbollah.

    Yall need to unite? Son, white people and jewish people are gonna handle these Arabs if they get out of line. Black people don’t have to do shit but get that paper sonny. If things start getting worst, they gonna get Israel on them and start merking them fo sho.