Skeet skeet on a campus feminist

Call me a misogynist if you want, but I don’t like the idea that I shouldn’t be able to walk around a college campus in a shirt that says Superman Dat Ho if I want to.

First of all, college costs money – a shiteload of money. If my parents are laying down their hard-earned money, I’ll be damned if I’m not able to walk around in whatever the fuck I feel like. As long as my balls aren’t hanging out or anything. (Nullus.) So what if the saying on my shirt is a euphemism for a sex technique involving dropping a load on a girl’s back while she sleeps. Maybe that’s what I’m into.

Also, what happened to free speech? People walk around college campuses all the time (er, at least the one I went to) in shirts with shit having to do with Jesus on them, but you didn’t see me trying to have that shit banned on the grounds of Jesus so obviously being a fairy tale, and not a particularly original one at that.

I remember when I was in college, every once in a while the residence hall where I lived would give me a free t-shirt. I never wore any of them though, because they weren’t really the kind of shit you would want to wear, even if you were in Chicken Switch, MO; and they probably didn’t fit anyway.

The University of Michigan must be a bit more liberal than the school I went to though, because they actually had a shirt you could buy that said Superman Dat Ho on the back of it. (For what it’s worth, this might be entirely de rigeur at an HBCU. I wouldn’t know. The school I went to was like 95% white.)

They were only on sale for about a week though before some hairy feminist-types threw a bitchfit, trying to claim that a t-shirt with Superman Dat Ho on the back of it is demeaning to women. Pshaw!

But you know how it is on these college campuses. To this day, I can still remember back during freshman week when it was explained to us that you could catch a sexual harassment case just from staring at a girl’s cans in the hallway (which is apparently known as “leering”), even if she’s wearing pink, which draws the eye (that’s basic optometry, I surprised you didn’t know that); and that if you have sex with a girl while she’s drunk, it could be considered rape, even if she doesn’t scream no or try to bite you or anything.

All because of political correctness and the ridonkulous extent to which these so-called feminists have been able to enforce their will on our college campuses. (Not to get all David Hororwitz on you fruits. I’m just saying.)

It wasn’t until a while later, after the umpteenth school-sponsored concert by some shitty, regional Christian rock band, that I realized that the real reason why there was never any worthwhile entertainment on campus was because it was decided that the budget for that sort of thing would be better spent maintaining a system of emergency telephones throughout campus. Never mind the fact that no one had ever actually been raped outdoors (or probably indoors, for that matter) on our campus.

But I digress. Suffice to say that these ugly beeyotches have been getting away with all sort of bullshit on college campuses for a while now.

Hence I was glad to read yesterday that free speech actually prevailed in the situation at the University of Michigan. A campus forum was held, in which of course the feminazis tried to tie in misogyny in hip-hop with violence against women and problem any number of other things (global warming, SIDS, etc.). But then the issue was put to a vote, and it was decided that people should be able to walk around in t-shirts that say Superman Dat Ho on them, despite the fact that there were some women on the committee.

My guess: The girls on the committee who voted in favor of the Soulja Boy t-shirts are probably in a lot more danger of some guy actually skeet-skeeting on their backs than the girls who were against that shit. But you guys know I’m a hardened woman-hater like that. I wonder what TPAR’s take on this issue is.

  • lol

    wack

  • Youngz

    ” but you didn’t see me trying to have that shit banned on the grounds of Jesus so obviously being a fairy tale, and not a particularly original one at that.”

    LOL- Yo Bol u so remind me of one of my buddies a white kid named P.L who hates on everything, blame the jews 4 everything, likes young ignorant blond women/girls tells all the christian kids on campus that jesus is a fairy tale and hates on 2pac n rap music in general listening to some random pop music.

    Im gon give hime your e mail so u can hate together !!

    Im so tired of these moralists, dont they have anything better to do, seriously, any1 who cant appreciate “superman a hoe” is sad loser, that shit i classic…!

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    Super-soak that OHH!

  • og bobby j

    People just have nothing better to do. If superman’in the hoes is your thing, you should be able to rock it on your shirt. As long as the superman’d hoes are of age (or atleast look it)…there is no issue.

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    i am a feminist (read — one who believes in equal treatment/rights, regardless of gender). that being said, i am also a proponent of free speech. the song is retarded and should only be treated as such. to make an issue of it is to insult one’s self and peers. there must be more relevant issues that need to be discussed amongst the feminist community at that campus. and if there aren’t, they should be satisfied that they go to school at a decent university.

    • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

      I think that the college must be at fault for not having discussions about things like this. Students should take charge. I know I am. I’m President of a Hip Hop Culture Culture at my school. We have to take charge of our education. We are not going to learn everything in the classroom. We NEED TO LEARN FROM EACH OTHER.

      About my club:
      Hip Hop Alliance is a club on campus dedicated to educating the Skidmore College community on Hip Hop Culture, its elements and history, as well as its many issues with race, class, gender, sexual orientation and more. We do this through events such as discussions and lectures. The club became a chartered club on December 11, 2007. The club started out as a Scribner Village Theme House in 2006, and it has grown since.

      What we did in the past:
      Hip Hop Culture Week 2007 with Chuck D as the Keynote Speaker
      Discussions on things like:
      “Positive and Negative Messages in Rap Music Videos”
      Is Hip Hop Harmful to Minors?
      “Can a party/gangster rapper be a conscious rapper?”

      Currently:
      Hip Hop Alliance presents its first Discussion Series. This three part series aims to challenge and engage students, faculty, and staff on the subjects of racism, sexism, and homophobia in Hip Hop and America.

      Thursday, Feb. 21, 2007
      Homophobia in Hip Hop

      Thursday, March 6, 2007
      Degrading and Sexual Lyrics

      Thursday, April 17, 2007
      The N-Word

      AND I DO PUT VIDEOS OF MY DISCUSSIONS ON YOUTUBE SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE, LEARN AND DISCUSS.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    It’s the Imus-syndrome.Str8 bullshit,how the fuck are you gonna tell a grown muthafucka what to wear as long as it aint “kill whitey” or “nigger lover” or some shit.Most of them cats @ college are young adults ya’ll already know this but hey if yo tuition aint up to par better rock that v-neck and take yo ass to class……that shit aint free.UN my dude what up!

  • Tyler

    Weak post BoL, Superman on BoL everybody. He likes it. He likes it.

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

    Bol,
    You bring up good points. I would not wear a shirt like dat tho. I would wear one of my shrits dat say “I love Black Sistas” tho. But im on the fence with this Freedom of Speech thing. Its like how would you feel if someone had a shirt dat said “I hate Niggers” or “Niggers are Dirty,” how would you feel? FOS is a crazy thing. Some people take it too far.

    Do I believe in censorship? No.

    But honestly, Bol. U gotta choose your words more wisely. U seem to be a smart cat. Show us instead of post like this. I think you could have gone a different way with this post.

    • JuJu Madinez

      I’d rock one that read “damn a sister, get a ofay.” But really, “niggers are dirty” ain’t exactly on par with “superman that ho.” One’s racist and the other’s too immature to even be taken serious. And since when is it even demeaning to skeet on a chick? Not while she’s sleeping…but I thought that was just a healthy part of a fulfilling relationship?

      And:

      “I realized that the real reason why there was never any worthwhile entertainment on campus was because it was decided that the budget for that sort of thing would be better spent maintaining a system of emergency telephones throughout campus. Never mind the fact that no one had ever actually been raped outdoors (or probably indoors, for that matter) on our campus.”

      On the strength though, those phone lines ain’t shit even. We had those at my community college and a girl got raped in the parking lot any damn way. Ain’t that a bitch?

      • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

        lol. Word man. U right. But still like I said before, cats need to have discussions on shit like this.

        Its not demeaning to skeet on a chick, if she wants it.

  • Moe Rzeal

    They made me take off my Cypress Hill shirt (a really long condom spelled out Latin Lingo on the back…kinda nullus now that I think of it) when I was in high school.

  • boi-dan

    I agree minus the blasphemy, you negrodian, sex-dreprived hip-hop Andy Rooney

  • jg420

    Hey Bol, wheres TPAR been

  • guttaMAN

    where the hell is the album review section??!!

  • tha boss

    Jesus works in mysterios ways thats why he issued you 4 eyes instead of two because he knew that you would hate on most things that you see, aint no fairy tale to get crucified my nig so watch your lips as well you blaspheming son of a bitch, jesus also issued soulja boy with soulja boy dance moves. what has been given to you by that force from above can also be taken away brother keep your glasses on and beware of the hot spots. krank that soulja boy now yoooooooooouuuuuuuuu just coz i make light of the situation doesnt mean i take the situation lightly. LMAO

  • me888

    hip hop is stupid.

  • stoneyisland

    Black people all over the world are dying, starving, etc and what do WE black americans do? we “superman dat hoe” and you wonder why we are lost as a people. Black americans are more fucked up then at anytime in our history, we have no respect for ourselves or anything, it’s all about bling, fucking and getting money. I’m damn near ashamed to be associated with some of you cocksuckers. I am gonna have to start pulling a Tiger Woods and become mixed:)

  • POLO DIZ

    BLAH BLAH BLAH killwhitey BLAH BLAH BLACH niggascantDOshit BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
    souljaboyKEEPonGETTINrichOFFAdumbFOLKS BLAH BLAH BLAH inTODAYSnewsSHITdontmakeANYSENSE BLAH BLAH BLAH

    ^^^^^^thats all I hear and see…shit dont got nothen to do with anything important or HIP HOP…blah blah

    http://www.myspace.com/polo_diz

    BEATS FOR SALE BITCHES

    FIRE!!!

  • tobasko

    Bol,

    Hands down best blogger on the internet!

    I does read both your columns every fuckin day and so do all the fuckin haters who always got som stupid ass shit to say.

    Half the time I just feel embarassed for these fuckin idiots.

    keep it gangsta

    fuck mike jack and r. kelly

  • I REIGN SUPREME

    Co-Sign Wack! Please don’t lose my interest in reading your post/blogs, you have been on a good streak, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT START POSTING GARBAGE!!! If you don’t have anything of interest to write about take a week off, take a step back to gain more interest from your readers, but if you start just typing because you are bored you WILL LOSE YOUR FAN BASE!!! THINK/STRATEGIZE. LIFE IS CHESS NOT CHECKERS!!! – AND THAT’S COPYRIGHTED DO NOT USE LOL!!!!

  • I REIGN SUPREME

    “POLO DIZ”

    - That was funny BLAH BLAH BLAH lol

  • Pierzy

    On the real, I’m not sure if I’ve ever agreed with Bol more. When I was an undergrad, people would wear all types of crazy shit that they wanted to in regards to religion and whatever but they would get all bent out of shape for something funny that they didn’t understand. Unless this shirt actually has a PICTURE of a dude dropping a load Nick Manning-style on a sleeping girl’s back, I don’t see a problem with it. Next thing you know, colleges are gonna make girls wearing skirts and shorts that are longer than their fingertips at their sides like high schools do.

  • Fernando

    Bol,

    Stop begging for TPAR to come in here and say something stupid/ghey to get more comments. Its just sad to see every post ending with “I wonder what TPAR thinks?”

    With that said, there is nothing worse than the stinky/hairy/fat feminazis. Every class I had was occupied by 3-4 of them, and even the super liberal teachers at the University of Oregon were not liberal enough for them. They just had to grandstand and let everybody know just how much they felt oppressed for loving muff. Damn they were annoying.

  • Maddolies

    Feminists have no souls.

    Supersoak Those Hoes!

  • Rizzop

    The saddest part of this whole thing is, There have been congressional hearings about rap lyrics, but once that nigger got a dance to go along with it, theres no outrage except for some broads at U of mich. Im for free speech, but niggas hated nelly for swipin a card down some ass cheeks but they(women everywhere) let they kids superman a hoe…Bitches aint shit

  • yeo1234

    just go to class and get ur credits, bums. I am getting mine. who the hell are u to tell me what to wear to class? fall back