I Blame White People…

On this day forty three years ago Malcolm X was murdered in Harlem. I don’t accuse white of that since we all know that it was orchestrated by a secret cabal of powerful and influential Chicago-based Blacks, namely Louis Farrakhan, Oprah Winfrey and Michael Jordan. What I am blaming white for today is even more tragic than Detroit Red’s death.

Will.I.Am to be cast in upcoming X-Men prequel?!?

Only white could have fucked this shit up. How the hell does Will.I.Am even get a consideration to ruin the greatest comicbook franchise of the modern era? I suppose Black people deserve a small amount of blame for the fact that some Blacks had to birth this dude, but after that it falls squarely on the shoulders of white. Who else is even remotely familiar with his catalog of music? Black folks sniffed this kid out from the gate when they cast him off as a bootleg Wyclef Jean. And the only Black folks that fucks with Wyclef are Haitians. Give Haitians credit for their hardbody status. Them fools are so poor they eat dirt. Know from good music… Not so much.

I trust white for a lot of things but as soon as I take my eyes off them this shit pops up. When I read that Ghostface was being cast in the Iron Man movie I became even more hyped to see that shit. Good move white people. When Heath Ledger merc’ked himself after listening to the DallasPenn Dot Com Dark Knight mixtape I said, “Damn, not a good look white people.” White stays on some suicide shit for some reason as well as that shit were they shoot up a school and then kill themselves after which is selfishly bitchmade. After the Dark Knight movie premieres there will be a charity walk for suicide prevention. I am volunteering in the hopes of preventing another unnecessary media event like the death of Heath Ledger was.

There is one thing that I love white for[ll]. White Boy Weed. That shit is greener than a motherfucker. XXL Mag management doesn’t want me to espouse shit like drug abuse so I will tell all of y’all that “drugs are bad boys and girls” (Mr. Mackey voice). But if you know any white that is holding that good green please holla at your cousin. Another thing I have to give white props for is your puncuality. How the fuck do you spell that shit? You know what the fuck I’m talking about. When you tell Black people eight o’clock that means anything with an eight in it including 8:59. White folks, you were doing great shit up to this point. Don’t fuck up your legacy of good works by allowing Will.I.Am to fuck up the origins of the most hardbody superhero evar.

To all my respected white readers, I implore on you to call your t.I. fathers or uncles or whoever signs the movie studio checks and tell them to stop this madness at once. Will.I.Am will not stop until he has made Hip-Hop totally un-listenable and I am sure he has the same designs of cultural irrelevance planned for the X-Men franchise. Don’t let him taint the last vestige of enjoyable entertainment left in America. You have the power to stop him.

  • http://myspace.com/kacejones KACE JONES

    YES SIR!!!!…..DAMN SUNDAY ONCE IN RARE FORM…AT LEAST SOMETHING KEEPS ME COMING BACK CUZ I DONT WHAT’S GOING ON AT XXL(MAGAZINE OR THIS SITE)…BUT WHEN I READ THAT WIL-I -AM ISH..YESTERDAY….I DAMN NEAR CRIED..WIL-I-AM??? IN THE X MEN?????..F@&# OUTTA HERE!!!!

  • Combat Jack

    ^”How the hell does Will.I.Am even get a consideration to ruin the greatest comicbook franchise of the modern era?”

    Brett Ratner already fucked that film franchise up.

    • clarknova

      And Batman is already the greatest franchise.

  • John Brown

    How did MJ have anything to do with the assasination of Malcom X? Forty-three years ago MJ was only 2 years & 4 days old.

    • rec

      Why don’t you look up “sarcasm”, I bet a lot of these Blog’s will have a different kind of appeal to you after…(SMH)

      • Ghost Deini

        HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

  • wood grain grippa

    why are bloggers waiting for a story to happen and comment abot it? why not tell us about something that happens to everyone. maybe you was walking down the street and you just so happen to see some bullshit and it made you think.

    leave the news to the reporters

    thanks

  • Zac Benedict

    ^ yeah that.

    I understand that this is a rant, and I’m taking it as one, but seriously; blaming white people for Will.I.Am’s shortcomings is like blaming white people for Tiger Woods being good at golf — it makes no sense. Will got himself where he is, wet crotched Fergie and all.

    On the other hand, I do agree that Will’s role in the upcoming X-Men is most def out of the ordinary. But everybody knows, continuous sequels diminish in quality and thus diminish in interested actors as well.

    • http://jojonkc@myspace.com jojonkc

      white is responsible for tiger,he is practicly white!

  • Amused

    Hey, with characters like Uncle Murda, Prison Flea, Pusha T, & Fiddy Cent roaming about, it seemed a natural.

    Striding into the 21st century.

  • John Brown

    rec says: “Why don’t you look up “sarcasm”, I bet a lot of these Blog’s will have a different kind of appeal to you after…(SMH)”
    ———————————————-
    Hey REC do you even know the meaning of sarcasm? Didnt think so, so I will give you the meaning ok. SARCASM: “A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.”. Now, that I made that clear. Everyone with a logical mind knows that Mr. Louis Farrakhan had something to do with the assasination of Malcolm X. So the whole concept of BxS using sarcasm went out the window when he stated a FACT. And dont act like no one else knows that Farrakhan had something to do with the assasination. So once again where is the sarcasm in a sentence that has facts? Only stupid remark that BxS said was naming MJ also.

    • Moniker

      And Oprah too……

      And yes, that is sarcasm John Brown. The fact you had to go to a dictionary to look it up proves you don’t know what it is.

      • Josh

        Let me help by way of example.

        John Brown was on the White Rapper Show and he is the best rapper EVAR!!!

        Sentence with facts and sarcasm.

        Note (because you probably can’t look this up): When you spell “ever” with an “a” and in caps, it helps emphasize sarcasm.

  • NoMamesBuey

    Wyclef Jean is a dope artist. The Score, Carnival, Ecleftic, Carnival 2. That’s 4 dope albums, which is more than 95% artists, rap or otherwise, ever make. No need to make a xenophobic slur on Haitians either.

    Will I Am gets unfairly hated on. Dude makes good pop rap/party music. Will I Am never claims to be Rakim’s successor as a lyrical rapper. Dude also b-boy dances in addition to rapping, so arguably Will is keeping the 1970s NYC hip hop asthetic more than most current rap artists.

    Anyone that likes other party music like say 2 Live Crew, Snoop Dogg, MIA, The Time, etc, & hates on Will for being party music, is a hypocrite.

    Not all pop music is wack.

    Not all music that “the masses like is wack”. If so please get rid of your Stevie Wonder, Jay-Z, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, etc.

    • clarknova

      Not all pop music is wack, but Will.i.am definitely is, and has been since day fucking one. The other artists you mentioned are light years beyond his ass. I mean damn, the Beatles??? Stevie?? They made the best pop music in history. You really gonna put him in that league? Or fuck, in Snoop’s league or MIA’s league even? Nope.

  • Nick

    “Another thing I have to give white props for is your puncuality. How the fuck do you spell that shit? You know what the fuck I’m talking about. When you tell Black people eight o’clock that means anything with an eight in it including 8:59.”

    haha that was some funny shit, champ

  • Nick

    @ John Brown: wow, son. Wow.

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

    “When you tell Black people eight o’clock that means anything with an eight in it including 8:59.”

    Aint dat the truth my black brother.

  • Ryan

    NoMamesBuey says:

    “Wyclef Jean is a dope artist. The Score, Carnival, Ecleftic, Carnival 2. That’s 4 dope albums”

    The roflcopter has landed on my doorstep due to that comment.

  • Larry Bird

    “There is one thing that I love white for[ll]. White Boy Weed”

    This whole blog is culturally biased!lol!

    This whiteboy got what you need…
    http://www.myspace.com/yelawolf

  • Dalos

    Do something about it dipshit. Black on black crime is the gift that keeps on giving for white people. You are a moron.

  • http://xxlmag.com kane corleone

    RIP Brother Malcom !!And that nigga Will is from Hub City,talk all that shit if you want to he still getting his $$$ like a true westcoast nigga supposed to get it

  • Rizzop

    Why the hate on wyclef? It aint about sales(UNLESS YOU RAP) Hes sold more than favorite rapper. Wiliam is from compton…that aint hiphop? Shit, easy-e thought he had talent

  • ddubbzz

    I dont know yo…give the nigga a chance and shit. Thats the problem with black people today yo. Instead of congratulating the man…he gets a blog talkin shit bout him. Will we ever change?

  • droopey

    hahaha its true will.i.am is destroying hip hop.

    some1 get the str8 blade and sort his hair out he cant pull it off like lil wayne.

  • J

    What is wrong with you people? Wil.I.AM is ruining hip hop??? Why? Because his records aren’t “real” or “hood” or street enough???

    • render

      That or the fact that he makes joyride anthems for 16 year old white bitches

      • wood grain grippa

        and black nigro bitches 2.

    • jake

      No, J, it’s because most of his records cause severe internal damage to the eardrums.

  • me binite

    dude u didnt say wayne

  • Rizzop

    Please name some of these songs that are soooo horrible please, id like to listen, cuz most of ya’ll think soulja boy>>>>nas so i need proof.

    Hey Billy…you gotta do a blog on this BS.
    http://www.celebully.com/snoop-is-done-writing-his-own-shit-p683.html

    I think this shit is running rampant through the hiphop community

  • Liam

    “I am volunteering in the hopes of preventing another unnecessary media event like the death of Heath Ledger was.” – good move, its an absolute frickin media circus here in kangaroo land, not on steve irwin levels though

  • Looms

    On behalf of all white people, I apologize for all of us collectively casting Will.I.Am in the X-Men movie. I just don’t understand what he’s doing in that movie. At least cast an actor for fuck’s sake! But then again, most rappers are actors.
    But if white people have to apologize for the X-Men thing, then Eazy E or his family would have to apologize posthumously for introducing the world to the Atban Klann. It’s only fair.

  • Zottapottamottakiz

    “White stays on some suicide shit for some reason as well as that shit were they shoot up a school and then kill themselves after which is selfishly bitchmade. After the Dark Knight movie premieres there will be a charity walk for suicide prevention. I am volunteering in the hopes of preventing another unnecessary media event like the death of Heath Ledger was.”

    Heath Ledger is Australian. Suicide and shooting up schools is not an Australian thing, it’s an american thing. You can’t group people bassed on skin color when they’re not of the same culture. As far as I’m conserned all americans are the same regardless of what color there skin is. White Australians are different to white americans and black Australians are different to black americans. By the way Heath Ledger didn’t commit suicide so why did you use him as an example.

  • Vicious Seiger

    will.i.am in the Wolverine’s Solo Film – Pause – Do I really give a f^ck? Coolio was in Batman and Robin and that movie sucked without his help and it was just a cameo. Fanboys make me sick. If it ain’t exactly like the comic or the last film it’s wack. Grow a set and measure each film on it’s own merits. Good Script, Good Acting, Plausible Premise, Above average Special FX that’s all I’m asking. Long as it’s a two second cameo I could careless. Long as it’s not Flavor Flav, Bobby Brown or the Ying Yang Twins I don’t see any reason to gripe and even if they appeared keep their appearance to under 15 seconds i could live with it. Macy Gray was in Spider Man and you barely noticed her and the film was off the chain. Every film based on any kind of literature is going to have various interpretations of the original material. Why? Because you are selling this to a wider audience than just the original core fans. Most people will agree that you don’t always want to see a beat for beat recreation of a piece of literature due to time constraints in dealing with different kinds of media you can’t always tell the story the same exact way you sometimes have to omit material to keep the flow of the film. will.i.am i doubt will kill this film, Common I doubt will kill Justice League. Puff a Blunt, Take a Nap, Wipe the Tears and Chill the F’ Out.

  • EReal

    I thought it was downloading, or snap music, or ringtone rap, or one of the other million things blamed for the downfall of hiphop, so I guess for today its will.i.am and ole piss crotch?
    *SMH*

  • moresickaMC

    since we all know that it was orchestrated by a secret cabal of powerful and influential Chicago-based Blacks, namely Louis Farrakhan, Oprah Winfrey and Michael Jordan.
    ^^^^
    careful…Oprah can seek them lawyers on your a$$

  • moresickaMC

    Will.i.am has made some good stuff, i dunno why dudes stay hatin.

  • the Kanadian(the real Bruce Banner)

    @ Viscous Seiger
    That would be true but It’s not a bit part, Will.I.Am is playing Kestral, A huge part of Logan’s PreX men History as Weapon X. Oh sorry, I forgot you Hate Fan Boys, My Bad.

    Oh, and Billy! You Rock!! Keep doin’ you! HomeBwoiy!

  • Maddolies

    Will.I.Am in X-men>>>This Garbage BXS Writes

  • max

    I think its great that so many blame white people I mean really isn’t that what spoil brates always do.But to go back to where they took you from and build up the places you came from would show the world they don’t win and with dna they sure can do that.