White on white police brutality?

If there’s an upside to the increase in use of the taser as a tool of law enforcement, it’s that it’s made it so that police brutality is no longer primarily the domain of black kids in the ghetto. Or at least that’s how it seems. These days, half the time you hear about someone getting fucked the fuck up by the police, it’s some crazed cracka-ass cracka throwing a bitchfit in public.

Take for example this kid who got tased down in Florida, probably the most famous tasing incident in this country to date. He had the sheer balls to ask John Kerry whether or not he belongs to a secret society with President Sieg Howdy and whether or not that may have had something to do him being so quick to concede the election to Bush, despite there being so much evidence of shenanigans with regard to the voting process, especially in the black community. Which is a completely valid question, by the way; it’s something I’ve often wondered myself. In fact, when he was tased, he was clutching a copy of Greg Palast’s Armed Madhouse, which deals with a lot of these issues, and which I reviewed on my own site back in ’06.

You get the idea that, had this been in the days before 5-0 could just bust out the Star Trek phasers on a mofo as if they were playing the Nintendo Wii (nullus?), the cops would’ve just grabbed him and shoved his ass out of the door of auditorium – rather than, say, throwing him in a choke hold, or beating the living shit out of him the way they would if he was black. So if you’re black, there is a sort of KRS-One on 9/11-style justice to this issue. I mean, it’s still the rare occasion you hear about a white person getting filled with bullet holes as if they were swiss cheese, or getting beaten to a bloody pulp with a nightstick. But damnit if cracka-ass crackas aren’t electrocuting their own as if it was going out of style.

Which is not to say that black folks haven’t been hit with the juice at all. Probably the most famous example of a rapper getting zapped is Nelly’s weed carrier Ali, who got fucked the fuck up by a cop during a traffic stop here in St. Louis a year or so go. Granted he didn’t actually die, like the crazed Polack who thought it would be a good idea to start throwing computer screens in an airport in Canada, but that guy was old, and probably on drugs or something. Of all of the tasering incidents I’ve ever heard of (and trust me, I seek these things out), Ali’s struck me as the most brutal of them all. You’ll recall that he made it a point to note (perhaps for the sake of an eventual lawsuit) that he got zapped so many times (something like 50 times in all) he ended up shitting his pants.

Which brings me to my point. If these cracka-ass crackas are zapping themselves with tasers as if they were on an episode of MTV’s Jackass, imagine what they might do to you. So far, there aren’t as many prominent incidents of black kids getting, but that’s probably because 5-0 still won’t think twice about unloading on us if they think we’ve got something shiny in our pockets. In that sense, I suppose it could be viewed as a sign of progress if cops started zapping black kids rather than shooting them, but I don’t know. I definitely don’t want to get shot, but I don’t want to get tased either. And I wouldn’t be surprised if cops start busting out their tasers more and more often, especially since there apparently isn’t nearly as much legal risk as choking someone out or beating the shit out of them.

But maybe there should be.

  • D.

    Don’t tase me, bro…

  • FLIP

    Tase whitey!

  • b-ease

    Thanks for reminding me about Ali shitting on himself bol. I remember reading about it when it first occurred and being in complete shock that something THAT funny actually happened.

  • bucnasty

    is this in response to the cracka-ass-cracka who got tased at the hipster concert at washu? did that make national news?

    • http://xxlmag.com Bol

      Does the “news” section at Pitchfork count as actual news?

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Bol,
    These niggas don’t realize that the nature of the white is to do shit to they OWN people before they bring it out to the other races.

    White used to use their orphans as chimney sweeps in old London. Orphans would be dying before they reached 13yrs old. Peep that ‘Oliver Twist’ joint. Great musical – nullus.

    Fuck that taser shit! White is working on some LASER shit now that immediately disintegrates a motherfucker. Niggas will be ashes.

    • the unusual suspect

      ooohhhhh, sooo that’s why all the chimney sweeps in london now, are 13 year old black orphans, makes perfect sense

    • N.O. 4 life

      lmao…when that taser shit come out im leavin the country ill be damned if i get lasered for walking by myself down the street

    • lol

      billy X defending white people? surprised?

  • RANSOM

    when i was workin at mickey d’s a few months back one of my managers got tased and dropped the next day. we were all ready to bust some 1x heads.

  • Josh

    I’m not sure if I have much of a response here.

    You see, I made a promise to myself on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving that I would start posting long, stimulating responses to Bol’s blog, being that it is the only blog I actually read on a consistent basis (now that Sickamore’s gone).

    I would continue reading Sickamore’s blog, but that would mean I’d have to go to another website on a semi-regular basis, and the truth of the matter is I just don’t have time to do that.

    It’s not like Sicakmore was a consistent blogger anyway.

    And it’s not like I’m Bol, the professional blogger, who apparently has time to troll the internet all day long looking for hot topics to write about (and interracial pr0n).

    But I digress.

    You see, I decided 2 Bol blog posts ago that I would see if I could develop a fanbase here on xxl mag dot com by posting responses to Bol’s blog.

    It seems to have done wonders for TPAR’s career.

    And then, I would drive all you readers away to the new Star & Buc site, where, hopefully, I will be writing sometime in the near future, when the site is up.

    Or maybe convince Elliot to give me a spot here, being that the blogging on this site has been in a downward spiral ever since DJ Dram(a) left…

    And people do say I favor Drama…

    This is all to say that I never hear about white people getting tased by cops, but I sure as hell hear about black people getting shot by cops.

    I say tase away. Sounds like fun.

  • og bobby j

    I would take cops with tasers over rachets any day…you can out run the taser…not a bullet. However, i dont think the cops are gonna be down for that. Personally, I think seeing someone get tazed would be comical…unless it was me. I bet when them cops tazed Ali til he shit himself, they was all laughin dumb hard

  • moresickaMC

    Bol, what r your thoughts on Blu & Exile’s-Below the Heaven’s. Could be a classic album?

  • http://hiphopremix.com/content/view/1010/28/ i Fux aka Etheraldinho

    White used to use their orphans as chimney sweeps in old London. Orphans would be dying before they reached 13yrs old. Peep that ‘Oliver Twist’ joint. Great musical – nullus.

    ^^ *gets in the line of fire* *dies*

    Word I almost got tased on the day of my birthday because I wasnt moving fast enough and cuz I said “White Cop you’re way to aggressive compared to your black counterpart” Bam slammed on the ground and took to detox.

    Life as an adult shouldnt be so rough

  • Cinsere

    It’s simple really. Consider the following scenarios:

    Cop in a fit of road-rage cuz come cracka-ass cracka cut him off on the interstate
    +
    Cracka-ass cracka who almost certainly does not own a handgun cuz it just dosn’t rip through deer-flesh like a hunting rifle does
    =
    Cop feeling very safe and secure in merely tasing said cracka.

    However…

    Cop going through a bitter divorce cuz his wife told him she prefers how “dem gangstas” do it
    +
    Dude that looks like one of “dem gangstas” (cuz we all know how they all look the same) pulling his I.D.-that-looks-like-a-gun out
    =
    Shitty LL Cool J album14 Shots to the Dome!

  • these posts are racist

    Whites get tased when they don’t listen to the orders given by cops.

    Blacks get shot up by cops…for being black.

    • http://xxlmag.com Bol

      Um, thanks for clearing that up.

      • these posts are racist

        No sweat my brother.

  • og bobby j

    damn TPAR, you been silent for a minute and come back still whining…nothings changed

  • these posts are racist

    Thanks for the feedback OG Bobby J. How’s BG Bobby J Jr. doing? Did you get insurance for little man yet?

  • og bobby j

    TPAR, you know I was about too, but then I got side tracked by the Mooslim on the corner selling those sweet bean pies…hey maybe thats your son? Anyway, I guess we can continue this when the sun comes back up and your allowed to talk and stuff again…and you know, hijack planes and make homemade chest bombs. Just the day in the life of a blog whoring sympathy craving towelhead.

  • these posts are racist

    “Towelhead”. Real classy Bobby-Joe. I see you are still a bigot and a racist. By the way, some estimates place the number of Muslims in the world at near 2 billion, most agree Muslims number at least 1.5 billion. I hope you have a enough hate in your heart to reach all those people.

  • og bobby j

    Come on TPEE
    Dont catch feelings….You know what I meant. I was just saying that I got side tracked by the deliciousness of the beanpies…you know how it is. Like the time you wanted to go for that Job interview but couldnt because you need to make those bean pies for your cousin Arafat(you know, the short one from your fathers 17th marriage) and thus became the unemployed, self proclaimed blog whore. I am surprised that TowelHead is what caught your eye….I dont necessarily enjoy the company of crazed muslims, nor do I enjoy making fun of the fact that there are quite a few crazy fanatical towelheads out there (ok, maybe I enjoy it a little) But fuck it, if the shoe fits…

  • these posts are racist

    So do you think it is appropriate to call people “towelheads”?

    P.S., perhaps if you sold bean pies, you could get health insurance for BG Bobby. I have an extra bow-tie that I will lend you.

    • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

      Shit, with a father like OG Bobby J, I’d be suprised if the lil man is still alive.

      Just for shits and giggles though Bobby, what do you do for a living? I mean, that’s if you’re even employed, because most respectable companies offer benefit packages that cover their employees’ family members at an extra cost.

      Not to say that you’re resentment for other groups might stem from your own feelings of inadequacy or anything like that. I mean, if I was undereducated and going through an identity crisis, I’d probably vent my frustration with my shortcomings through bigoted comments online as well.

      I mean, it is easier to acheive OG status with the anonymity of a screen name. Not to say that you wouldn’t say any of this stuff to Muslims in real life or anything like that.

  • Jeopardy

    Has anybody ever been arrested for being Black on a Friday Night?

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    “P.S., perhaps if you sold bean pies, you could get health insurance for BG Bobby. I have an extra bow-tie that I will lend you” Shit cuz I gotta box of Baby Ruth’s for that Sloth looking muthafucka .

  • The Nicker

    Josh = DJ Bradley from the BC dot C?

    • Josh

      Who is DJ Bradley?

  • barbarian at the gate

    Billy X. Sunday-

    Your parting thoughts give me hope for the future.

    I expect hip hop material to become even more interesting with such future realities.

  • http://xxlmag.com kane corleone

    IFUX says-(Word I almost got tased on the day of my birthday because I wasnt moving fast enough and cuz I said “White Cop you’re way to aggressive compared to your black counterpart” Bam slammed on the ground and took to detox.)^

    Life as an adult shouldnt be so rough. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LMAO man I almost choked when I read that,them white cops are beasts fuck em tho !!

  • Jamon

    cosign moresickaMC, Below the Heavens is a really good album, probably the best Ive heard all year, no joke check it out.

  • OGoftheForce

    TPAR is pathetic… seriously how can you justify spending multiple post defending issues that no one is in disagreement about? The simple fact that you can’t take Bol’s Blogs at face value for what they are: shock blogs and sarcastic musings (Its pitiful). I can’t comprehend how you fail to find humor in his posts and would rather engage people in e-arguments. Or hound Bol like he owes your mom child support money. Why don’t you apply all that crap you write on a site where it would actually matter instead of investing your time and useless knowledge where people actually give a sh1t.

  • OGoftheForce

    TPAR is pathetic… seriously how can you justify spending multiple post defending issues that no one is in disagreement about? The simple fact that you can’t take Bol’s Blogs at face value for what they are: shock blogs and sarcastic musings (Its pitiful). I can’t comprehend how you fail to find humor in his posts and would rather engage people in e-arguments. Or hound Bol like he owes your mom child support money. Why don’t you apply all that crap you write on a site where it would actually matter instead of investing your time and useless knowledge where people actually give a sh1t…

  • JAYSTONE

    OG BOBO J,only 2% of Muslims in America are low income people.Only 0.6% Black America Muslims are in jail for offense committed.DAmn what does that tell you white boy.

  • JAYSTONE

    NEWS FLASH Y`ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

    _____________________________________________
    Og Bobby J says:
    Talk all your cornball shit about my seed…Im talking shit about YOU…i CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE…PUSSY.

    I just finished crying about not having any friends here….Unlike you, my life exist outside the internet and I aint looking for any stinky nigger friends. Didnt they teach you bathe in the zoo. Go pick some food of your cousins back….

    Hey, you know why steve wonder smiles all the time….cause
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    This is what Racist ass cracker OG BOBO J said to black folks on Billy blog.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

    Shit, with a father like OG Bobby J, I’d be suprised if the lil man is still alive.

    Just for shits and giggles though Bobby, what do you do for a living? I mean, that’s if you’re even employed, because most respectable companies offer benefit packages that cover their employees’ family members at an extra cost.

    Not to say that you’re resentment for other groups might stem from your own feelings of inadequacy or anything like that. I mean, if I was undereducated and going through an identity crisis, I’d probably vent my frustration with my shortcomings through bigoted comments online as well.

    I mean, it is easier to acheive OG status with the anonymity of a screen name. Not to say that you wouldn’t say any of this stuff to Muslims in real life or anything like that.

  • barbarian at the gate

    Bean pies & towelheads?

    As Billy X noted, LASERS never sounded better.

    • Around and around

      Doorman aka cracker at the gate:

      I think you commented on the wrong website….the correct address is billorielly.com

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Cuz I’m really done fucking with this prick its futile, why am I arguing with a whitebwoi who live in the projects? With a white BM and a bi-racial son .Nah homie he will not speak that bullshit in front of Muslims or brothers prolly cuz people’ll give him COON EYES(after a ass whooping nigga look like a fuckin Raccoon).

  • these posts are racist

    Barbarian at the Gate,

    I’m waiting for you to say something substantive so I can actually debate you. But all you do is pepper the comment section with bigotry and unwitty sarcasm. If you hate blacks and other minorities so much, why are you on a hip hop website?

  • og bobby j

    @ GAY STONE AND KANE
    I already made you both my bitches…but its not a bad idea to go to a new thread and try to regain some lost manhood….valiant effort. You are both little queens…

    @ Low
    No real desire to explain myself or my situation. I am employed…thats as far as you need to go. I guess I struck a nerve with the Muslim shit huh? Well to be real with you, I dont care. I am just fuckin with TPAR…. As far as my “identity crisis” I want to thank you for your concern…but Im good. However, there might be a few cats on here that need to check themselves…fake ass farts on here. I am not interested in your opinion of me or life in general. At least I can respect your ability to convey your discontent for my comments…not like Gaystone or Kane…reading there shit is like pissing a marble. In any event, I already said this on another post, e thuggin is for 6 star generals like Kane…Im just tryna knock these fleas off my dick.

    TPAR
    Yo definately send me that bowtie….and your secret beanpie recipe.

    • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

      Word. That’s usually the case when its time for the truth to come out.

      Keep on keepin it gully yo.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Catch the elevator down to the 1st floor then say that shit .

  • DEEZ NUTS

    WHY CRACKA ASS CRACKA? SO I GUESS ITS OK TO CALL YOU NIGGER THEN HUH…….DUMB FUCK

  • DEEZ NUTS

    CRACKA THIS CRACKA THAT…WELL….NIGGER THIS NIGGER THAT

  • og bobby j

    @ Low
    Confused by your comment….You Talin fancy or steppin aside?

    @ Kane
    Thats better…stick to the one sentence remarks. This way you can avoid another display of your genius. I have to admit, I do like seeing you sweat through phrases like “prolly cuz people’ll” 6 stars…its showing….espcially in your spelling game. At least your learning multi syllable words like elevator. Im proud of you….now get out of the public library and got rep your gangsta ass set.

  • barbarian at the gate

    these posts are racist-

    debate??

    Toward….what….end?

    Commentary is simply tailored to the style & caliber of the posting.

    As usual, I leave you to fester in your own pompous, self-righteous certitude.

    If I should ever have an interest in listening to fuss & sniveling, I’ll pay my little nephews a visit, or stop to listen to the sour old woman at the end of the street.

    Take no prisoners, hipster.

  • these posts are racist

    Barbarian at the Gate,

    Once again, you comment without substance. There is nothing pompous or self-righteous about my comments, rather real social criticism and analysis that you have never challenged.

    Take notes, bigot.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Sieg Hiel young fraulien!! Bring down some cheese doodles too .Tell your BM Pookie having a rent party B.Y.O.B. APT 401 135 th floor .

  • barbarian at the gate

    “real social criticism”

    Well, I’ll just have to open my ears in addition to rolling my eyes when you climb up on that pulpit to begin preaching.

    Sure you won’t grow bitter when nothing really changes?

    Make sure that Kane doesn’t weasel all of your cheese doodles when he finally puts the pipe down.

    Beware that “commentary without substance” factor.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Conan’s Girl friend @ the gate says-”Make sure that Kane doesn’t weasel all of your cheese doodles when he finally puts the pipe down.”^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Whooooa cuz I dont remember speaking to you or even mentioning your name check yourself homie.I was aiming for somebody else if you caught feelings off it,let me say it wasnt intended.Now with that said don’t fuck with me cuz go mind fuck TPAR(no disrespect cuz – we cool)

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    hoe-g johnson says…(and got rep your gangsta ass set.)… & you’re talking about me ? LOL.Oh they’re fumigating on the 1st let your floor know!!

  • og bobby j

    Og’s mistake = typo
    Kane’s Mistaskes = stupidity

    people’ll …lol

  • Around and Around

    Barbarian at the Gate aka the doorman,

    Sit your ho ass down white bitch. You offer nothing but more clips of ‘To Catch a Predator’

    Here’s something you can sit and ponder….. your precious America is being overrun by immigrants. One day you’re kids will be spanish speaking Muslims bitch. Either roll wiht it or get rolled on.

    Oh and your wife will leave you for a -on the down low black man-

  • barbarian at the gate

    I’m sure the prisons & graveyards will be busy as ever in this Brave New World, but will there be a role for black employment and Welfare checks, Around and Around?

    I’m just sayin’.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Damn cuz your hating before breakfast nigga ? @ 0946 I’m on your brain admit it that 6star general shit must have gotten under your skin.Are you smitten muthafucka? Look cuz I call it how I see it,not gonna knock you no more homie but everytime you say my name or type the 6star general shit you’re actually giving me power over you so keep me in your thoughts and promote my staus for me in the net world. Ha I’m a legend!! oh before i forget-(Kane’s Mistaskes = stupidity )(Og’s mistake = typo) AND YOU’RE STILL TALKING BOUT ME.LOL (MISTASKES ? you being disowned and living in the projects with the people you hate = PRICELESS