Cereal Is Dope!

Awwwwww shit bitches! We back like cooked crack.

I was hoping that XXL Mag Dot Com laid low for a minute to give these fools over at them wack ass Hip-Hop sites a chance to step up their level of content. Just so we could come back on the air and smash niggas out.


Here’s a quick little video from the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES on why breakfast cereal is actually legal dope. Refined sugar was that crack before there was crack. Look at how fucked up that shit makes your homey the Trix rabbit. Got that nigga steady trying to steal a bowl of that shit.

Peep how Sonny goes cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. This nigga been to the Cocoa Puffs rehab fifty-eleven times and then the white kids are always bringing his azz back under with a bowl of that breakfast heron.

Breakfast cereal is on some racist shit too. Did you know that the mascots for Cocoa Krispies were called Snap, Cracker and Pop? Combine them dudes with the oppresive and overpowering white milk a/k/a the Government, and you can see and hear the plight of the Black man right from your cereal bowl.

Cereal used to be for niggas breakfasts, but when you become an iNternets Celebrity you can have that shit for dinner too.


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    Dont forget the Golden Smacks cereal. Smack is slang for Heroin. Just saying, I think I’ll have me some right now.

  • http://wmdeez.wordpress.com nation

    Fuck a sugar substitute… okay?

  • crack

    got damn ur fat

    u and bol are easily over a half ton combined

  • Chea!

    that beat was knockin!!!


    crack Says:

    September 25th, 2007 at 8:27 am
    got damn ur fat

    u and bol are easily over a half ton combined

    You’ve been EXPOSED!!!

  • dez

    thats billy.. dude got no life

  • John Brown

    Cereal is the best shit to eat while you came home from a club/bar and are drunk. Best cereal moment in a rap video. Jim Jones in Certified Gangsta. Anyone else remembers that shit?

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Seen it. Wheres that Murda Inc. Cologne drop at homie? lol.

    1 hunned.

  • Rich Arte

    actually, it’s snap, crackle, and pop….not cracker…but nice try.

    and wtf happened with the site yesterday??? forgot to pay that hosting service huh???

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  • arcey

    Best cereal moment in a rap video: Biggie in “Warning”, Jones only copied it in a different settings

  • Rich Arte

    both of those boys are fat as fuck…maybe they should eat granola when they feel like snacking…or rice cakes. Put the mulatto crispies down!!!

  • http://360.yahoo.com/deshawn772004 Federal Ranga

    Cereal is that shit. I love it. Don’t forget J’Kwon eatin’ Trix in the “Hood Hop” video. Or Luda eating god knows what in the Saturday “(Ooh! Ooh!)” video.

  • T. Oxner

    neva thought about it like dat but i smash on dem fruity pebbles