R. Kelly is clearly insane

I think sometimes people read these posts and get the wrong idea, so I’m gonna go ahead and put this out there.

Though I’d like to think that I’m capable of writing intelligently about a range of issues,I don’t have much of an academic background in psychology, or mental health issues in general. And I guess legally, I’m not qualified (er, I should say “certified”) to diagnose anyone as being batshit or schizophrenic or bipolar or whatever.

That said, I’d like to think that I know a crazy person when I see one. For example: Foxy Brown? Clearly insane. If it wasn’t obvious the last few times she was arrested (this year alone) that there’s some sort of disconnect in her brain, I think her antics in the past week or so have more or less closed the case on this issue.

Now it’s all starting to make sense: The reports I received a few years ago from people inside the Def Jam building (verified by Combat Jack, who should know) that she hadn’t been washing her ass; the fact that she claimed to be attacked earlier this year by a group of three street walkers and yet they could only ever find one of them; her giving a wrong name and birth date to the cops the other day.

Do we even know for a fact that she was ever really deaf? I’m just saying.

You know who else strikes me as nucking futs, though (as is the case with evolution) the jury still seems to be out? R. Kelly.

It’s become an issue lately, because I think a lot of cracka-ass crackas have felt guilty about laughing their asses off at the latest round of Trapped in the Closet videos. Kelefah Sanneh, who’s black (right?), suggests in a story in the New York Times the other day that many of his fans may not be laughing with R. Kelly, but rather at R. Kelly.

Nah, right?

Fortunately Tom Breihan, who may or may not be a doctor, but who’s definitely a cracker, thought long and hard on this the other day (nullus?) and has decided that people are, in fact, laughing with R. Kelly. Which I’m sure came as a huge relief to him on a personal level. Lord knows he’s suffered enough grief in the past few years just for being a cracka-ass cracka with an awful taste in music.

However, I’m not so sure I agree with his reasoning. Just because R. Kelly has managed to come up with such wacky bullshit year in and year out (and has made a mint doing so) I don’t think that proves that he isn’t a mental case.

(Personally, I don’t have any problem admitting that I’m definitely laughing at R. Kelly, but then I’m black, which I guess gives me a certain liscense. In fact, call me… um, crazy, but isn’t hip-hop as we know it today all just one big excuse to laugh at sociopathic black people? Tell me I’m lying.)

The reason we know R. Kelly is indeed insane is because, not only has he fucked children (and I don’t even want to speculate how many 13 year-old black chicks he’s run through), but he’s continued to fuck children even after it’s been revealed that he’s a child fucker and that the cops are coming after him for it.

Now, let’s keep it real, unless you’re teh ghey or something, I think we’ve all, at one point in time or another, been tempted to bang some broad some broad who wasn’t quite 18. Maybe she wasn’t even quite 16. But of course most of us would never actually attempt such a thing (especially if she wasn’t black), because we know that a) it’s just wrong, and, more importantly, b) you can go to jail for that shit, in which case you’ll almost certainly be raped by another guy, if not killed.

R. Kelly continues to cruise the High School Musical crowd year in and year out because his brain lacks that certain mechanism, and I’m pretty sure this is the same reason he’s able to come up with shit like Trapped in the Closet and “Sex Zoo” and so on and so forth. He just plain doesn’t think like the rest of us. Hence, I don’t think it’s impossible for any of us to claim that we’re laughing with him. Then again, what do I know? Like I said, I’m not an expert or anything.

  • BirdsFlySouth

    yeah you’ve got to be insane write the songs that’s he’s written. but what does that say about me b/c I bought ever album he’s dropped and will continue to buy’em….

    Call me crazy but I’d rather hear Kelly singing about space and the zoo then T Pain and his voice machine sing about trickin with some striper.

    PS: “Soon as I seen her I told her I’ll pay for it” line by Plies has to be the weakest line ever……

  • RACIST POST LOVA

    Crazy man, crazy.

  • MRSINGULARITY

    LAST TIME IM GONNA SAY IT!! HOPE WAS 15 WHEN I WAS 17! KARLA WAS 17 WHEN I WAS 21! I DONT GET IT!! BUT HEY WHATEVER!! LOLOL!! IM READY FOR COURT!! TODAY!

  • http://www.rootdownradio.com Ken4thewin

    R Kelly has been living in R Kelly land for a little too long. Ask Hov.

  • Sauce: The Designated Hater

    ” The only thing that would make my life complete is if I turn yo face to a toilet seat…I want to pee on you!!!!” – Piss on you

    I agree this dude has a serious problem. Call it Michael Jackson Syndrome, I don’t know! What the fuck would make these dudes (I use the term loosely with MJ) want “goo goo gah gah goodies”? WTF! Granted some of these hoes nowadays don’t look there age but damn…you got millions upon millions of supa bad bitches at your beck-and-call.

  • uhhuh

    hey im 1st

  • Rich Arte

    R. Kelly is a sexual predator in every sense of the word. wouldn’t it be funny if he was a guest on Cam’s “exposing child predators” show???
    The fact remains that Kells knows how to make hits. professionally, he’s the king of r&b, personally, he’s a loser that can’t get a real woman. I think he has that “I want to bust her cherry” mentality, which is pitiful seeing as how girls age earlier and there are probably 10 year olds out there fuckin right now.

  • GT_Massive

    Dude, I read alot of your posts, and you have yet to write intelligently about anything. But I guess I have alot in common with birdsflysouth cause I keep reading.

    R.Kelly ain’t crazy, he is sick, there is a difference. Crazy is something you learn over time. You’re born a sicko and you usually die a sicko.

    I never laughed at or with R.Kelly cause child molestation ain’t funny. I stopped buyin his BS after Ignition and I felt pretty bad when I bought that (bootleg).

    Lastly, I ain’t gay, and I have never given any real thought to bangin a female under 18. Not only does the idea sicken me a little bit, I’m a freak and I ain’t got time to be teachin little girls the ropes.

  • unknown

    He made this song for these kids, too keep them close. I mean look at the songs that’s out he is keeping up with the garbage. Or he is coming OUT THe CLOSeT but just in his song.

  • Real Talk

    Him Dying laughing at the end of feelin on your booty has always been proof to me that he knows exactly how special some of his songs are.

    And yeah I was laughin right with him.

    Double Up is the type of Beautifuly calculated ignorance I’ve been missin si I Bumped TP2.com and it’ve various remixes back in 2000.

    And I mean he introduced a whole generation of black people to watersports. I mean Ive been waiting for my oppertunity to do that to my girl for 5 years now. But I’m sure I’d be stabbed or something.

  • Real Talk

    I mean have you heard the Same girl remix ??!!??

    The man is a Genious. I mean I’m a college educated black dude, but that ish hits me some where deep in side that makes me smile. (NH)

  • Ryan

    He’s definitley insane, but that’s half the fun of it. I guess he figures if he hasn’t been jailed yet than what he’s doing isn’t all that bad. I think maybe the American (in)justice system could think the same thing. I guess everyone’s too busy condemning Nas for playing a benefit show cause his lyrics aren’t “acceptable” or whatever the fuck else people are bitching about these days.

  • sideshowRaheem

    R. Kelly isn’t insane he’s just dumb as fuck not only to have sex with a 14 year old but to fucking tape it and then to go on a BET interview and kind of but not really deny it. Don’t excuse R. Kelly’s or Foxy Brown’s behavior with crazy it lets them off the hook to easily they are just 2 truly stupid mother fuckers.

  • Tyler

    Insane, by definition is doin’ the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Besides that the nergo Kelly said not 2 long ago that the idea 4 Trapped in a Closet came from an Alien that had come here 2 Earth. They asked him when he was going 2 stop doing them he said “Well, I guess when the Alien decides 2 leave” so I guess that means he won’t be stopping no time soon since I believe they have been here among us for millions of years. Do your homework BoL.
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  • Tyler

    ^^^^^^^^^^^ So I guess with that in mine R is only doin’ 2 the childen what the Aliens have been doing 2 him 4 years.

  • Around and Around

    Bol says:
    (Personally, I don’t have any problem admitting that I’m definitely laughing at R. Kelly, but then I’m black, which I guess gives me a certain liscense. In fact, call me… um, crazy, but isn’t hip-hop as we know it today all just one big excuse to laugh at sociopathic black people? Tell me I’m lying.)
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  • these posts are racist

    “but isn’t hip-hop as we know it today all just one big excuse to laugh at sociopathic black people?”

    No. Its in the eye of the beholder. If you look at rap today and “laugh at sociopathetic black people”, then that’s because whatever it is that makes up the filter/wealth of knowledge, experiences/your life interpreting lens, etc. is showing you this…

    Its not an “absolute truth.” It sounds like you have some deep seeded issues with black people that you need to work out.

  • these posts are racist

    “I mean have you heard the Same girl remix ??!!??”

    Co-Sign…the “Snap your fingers” freestyle in Michael Jackson voice, was genius…and hot.

  • DANJA29

    Ayo TPAR… I thought you were done reading Bol’s posts.

  • these posts are racist

    lyrically i’m like a razor, blade with aids/
    think outside the box-cutter so my words are heard and cut for days/
    you bastards get infected when i flow this way/
    HIV, full blown/
    no cocktail can cure the truth that’s shown/
    you cocks fail to drop the height of my thrown/
    you got no bars, like a outta service cell phone/
    do us all a service and keep your comments on roam/
    stay away from hip hop you dudes is not ready/
    You Uncle Toms bring beef like the singer Tom, its too Petty/

  • Ghost

    If y’all talkin’ about the same girl remix mean “completely retarded” when you say genius, i agree with you. But i dunno, i can see the point in creating and marketing something so ridiculously unbearable that is “genius”. I mean, why do you think we had the taco bell chihuahua (sp?) or those recent axe commercials with the “bom chicka wa wa”? i know those peeps in marketing didn’t think it was a good idea, (in the conventional sense of creating something profound, clever or smart) but something so annoying and infectious that it would catch on…because even if you think its retarded and are hating it, you are still giving your energy towards it. But that by no means marks artistry, when you have discovered that people will watch a train wreck and glorify in their inability to walk away, that is not art, its a fucking sideshow.

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  • Jax

    “In fact, call me… um, crazy, but isn’t hip-hop as we know it today all just one big excuse to laugh at sociopathic black people? Tell me I’m lying.”

    Surprisingly brilliant observation. To that end, Crank that Sponge Bob:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ARyAb_1Bs

  • Dr Flav

    Rapper to rapper, that was a nice verse TPAR! Kells is dope and at this point all you naysayers are doing is throwing rocks at a cliff, the man is not losing. Duke is a hebephile, like many men and women of all races, some white dudes buy tickets to foreign lands for young twat, raise your daughters right and then you wont have to worry about R. Kelly. BTW, a socio-pathic black man is REAL funny until he standing toe to toe with you and you lookin like Thanksgiving dinner.

  • http://yahoo CaesarDuke

    This is crazy it ashame when we have to continue to do stuff without ever learning from our mistakes and I am most definitely laughing at R.kelly and foxy brown because all this shit that their doing is going to come back at them one day and it is going to come hard

  • http://yahoo CaesarDuke

    This is crazy it ashame when we have to continue to do stuff without ever learning from our mistakes and I am most definitely laughing at R.kelly and foxy brown because all this shit that their doing is going to come back at them one day and it is going to come hard one day

  • TIP-XL

    what the F* was that?!!! that doesn’t make sense! people may be laughin at the legal trouble, but everybody loves R Kell’s musically and he’s with no doubt the king of rnb!

  • doctor69

    r kelly is a sick pedo if he was the janitor that talked to himself to all the kids in the building you be ready to let him get loumiaed I hope he gets real jail time like Ike Turner fuck kellz

  • stoneyisland

    Kelly is a sick fucko and I hope he gets raped everyday he is locked up. I wonder if the convicts who are raping him in the kitchen are gonna be singing “sex in the kitchen, over by the stove” as they rape his punk ass OZ style:)

  • Yow

    R. Kelly continues to cruise the High School Musical crowd year in and year out because he can afford to. He’s rich as fuck and has dodged a few trials with his money.

  • Young Slick

    I have been saying all along the R.Kelly is sick bastard! This muthafucker has been fucking kids since I was in middle school and I,m 27 now. They should have been loocked his dumb ass up. Somebody need to piss on his face and fuckum in the ass while he is in jail. I bet that shit will change his voice, frame of mind, and the songs he makes.

  • stoneyisland

    R.Kelly has two daughters, I wonder if he thinks it would be cool for some 40 year old R&B singer to bang them out?? piss on them?? degrade them?? Video them, then put the shit out for the whole world to see via the internet?

  • jay

    Name one R and B artist that comes out with fire like R. kelly do. NO ONE.

  • these posts are racist

    Dr Flav,

    Good looking.

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    If R.Kelly is Mentally Inept as Bol has stated then isn’t it safe to say that people like Jay-Z are Certifiable for his Faux-god Complexities(Jay-Hova? God MC Anybody?), 50 Scent with his ideals that the entire Music Industry revolve around him and his influence(stating that certain rappers rise to stardom is because of him?), Justin Timberlake with his indirectly ripping off of Black Culture right down to our moves, rhytims, mannerisms, and dogging out Black Artist(Janet at SuperBowl, dissing Usher,), and Eminem for his Homocidal, sociopathic,psycho-Satanism??? Bol lets not stop there, what about Timbaland selling out Black Music for a “White Pass” to go chill with the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Britney Spears at Giorgio Armani’s Villa Italy?

  • doctor69

    Jay is a faggot who wants to be raped in jail with rkelly because he thinks being a child molester is cool

  • http://www.myspace.com/whoozthaboss Sweet SyxTeenz

    Well I’m sure YOU will never have the “nuisance” of wondering whether or not a girl is old enough to hit or not. Stop fakin.

    I’m not condoning the fact that the girl was a youngin, but you and I know the broad looked nothin like the allegded “13 yr old innocent child” the media is portraying her as. O girl was more than likely a roller… and subsequently got slutted out like most rollers do. Kellz problem lies in the fact he taped it. If she’s old enough to ride a dick like that she’s old enough to know what the fuck she got her DAMN self into. And when it comes 2 the music the nigga is a genious. Can’t take that away from the boy.

  • kritiq

    useless post……..

  • Robert Kelly

    Hey Bol, you got any nieces?

  • KEVINYO

    YOU MOTHAFAKA!!!!STOP HATING ON R,U KNOW U DONE TAPPED A HANDFUL OF 12 YEAR OLDS URSELF,U JUST HUCKING LUCKY U NEVER GOT CAUGHT,SO UFCK YOU!!!U NEED TO SUCK ON R-KELLY’S DICK!!!FUCK YOU.

  • Realtalk

    I don’t have much of an academic background in psychology, or mental health issues in general.

    ^^^You are right so stfu. Cause your rants on here prove that you are just as crazy as R kelly is.

  • Bols Mother

    You are just as insane as R kelly is. With these insane rants that you keep coming up with. At least R Kelly is rich from his crazy ideals. So what do you have other than a shitty job with XXL and this cheap ass blog.