Greetings from lovely Chicago

I hadn’t planned to, but today I’m actually blogging live from here in Chicago. I’m sitting here in the lobby of my classy hotel out by the airport waiting for the help to finish cleaning my room.

Hopefully they aren’t compelled by my generally gully demeanor to rush too much. I’d hate to get up there and find a pube in the sink or some sick shit like that, in which case I might have to get La Migra on the phone. Plus, Lolla doesn’t start for a few hours still anyway. It’s not like a slacker such as myself is in too much of a rush.

The flight up went well except for a slight hold-up at the security checkpoint. I must have caught them right when they were changing shifts, and of course the replacements had to show up on cp time. Does anyone else feel less safe knowing that airport security is being run by the kind of people who would have been at home collecting a check 20 years ago? I’m just saying.

Then, when I got here, it took fucking forever to catch a shuttle from the airport to my classy joint out by the airport. I called the hotel right when I got there, but this place is run by Indians (dots, not feathers), and the guy may not have understood that when I said I needed a shuttle, I meant right now, and not an hour later. Oh well. At least the wifi seems to work really well.

Also, I’m not sure what kind of “marginally fuckable white girl convention” must be going on in the area, but since I got here, which is not too long ago, there’s been all kinds of more or less decent-looking pussy walking through the lobby. I’m sure it doesn’t hurt that I’m still a bit drunk from a party I left only a few hours before my little brother dropped me off at the airport, but still. Hopefully this is a harbinger of things to come.

Aww fuck, who am I kidding?

At any rate, I’m definitely jazzed about heading down to Lollapalooza, which is ostensibly the reason I’m here in the first place. I’m not sure if there’s any groups on the bill that would interest the kind of hateful, ignorant fucks that frequent this site, but you can check out the entire lineup at the Lollapalooza website. I should have some sort of report for you bitches when I get back Monday either here or at my own site. Maybe both.

Until then, it’s been real.

  • yolanda

    go bol!

  • Youngz

    Go fuck em white broads dude!

  • Combat Jack

    enjoy, and wear a condom!

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    News Flash: Bol u are in Chicago, unlike LA or New York, White Girls don’t really talk to niggas! I mean here in this City, it is tragically segragated so your chances of finding a “SnowBunny” who likes the “The Brothers” are 2/100 chance, nigga you are shit outta luck! You won’t find none on the South or West sides, you gotta go up North to the Northside where all the Hippies, Gauys, Mormons and other weird mutafuckas be. P.S. Bol watch for the Addams apples on these females up North cuz we got a lotta Deelishes-like TransSexual bitches up there. Good Luck. One.

  • JE

    first

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal presents: Sarcasm

    Damn right who are kidding! You couldnt even BUY a woman, witcha fat lispin ass!

    Who you callin a hatefull ignorant fuck?

  • http://xxlmag.com DARK

    ur fancey hotel?bol shut tha fuck up u act like ur some sort of celeberty ur jus a fat fuckin herb who sits behind his lab top frum day to nite talkin n wrtin bullshit over tha net man u is such a fuckin herb.p.s. ur probably stayin in some dump ass shit hole wit cock roaches u cock suker hahahahaha.

  • Real Talk

    Yo, Bol If you know where you’re going to be drinking to night hit me up (NH). and I’ll buy you a couple. It’s going to be a crazy night in the city tonight with the weather like this, I mean even u could probably stumble into some.

    And yeah its really segregated out south and ond the westside, but go up north and you chances of nailing a white broad skyrocket. Besides that’s where all the clubs you can go to and not be armed are anyway. Just an FYI

    check http://www.metromix.com to see who’s playing the clubs this weekend.

  • The Dynasty

    Yo bol, this is off topic, but I got your next post topic. Someone needs to write about how Oprah is single handedly ethering hip-hop

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Fancy Hotel = Holiday Inn Express

    ” gotta go up North to the Northside where all the Hippies, Gauys, Mormons and other weird mutafuckas be. ”
    ^^
    As they say in Texas, ‘Already’, LMAO!

  • brebre

    FUNNY AS HELL. LITTLE DAY IN THE LIFE OF BOL. KEEP DOIN IT!

  • LOL

    LOLLAPALOOZA = NOT HIPHOP

    BOL U BIG NERD WANNA B HIPSTER. WHY DO U WRITE FOR XXL. SEND UR RESUME TO URB OR PITCHFORKMEDIA

    AND DONT GIMME THE ROOTS ARE PLAYIN BS.

    THE ROOTS FELL OFF.

    ALL UR MISSING IS A FRESH OFF THE BOAT AZN GF AND U CAN JOIN THE REST OF THE CORNBALLS.

  • Fernando

    “Im definitely jazzed” – Bol

    You are a teh ghey hipster piece of crap. Who says jazzed? A big fat black guy with a lisp.

  • Confused

    I seriously don’t understand why you write for a hip hop website??? And damn, the self hate just oooozes out of your pores!

  • Ryan

    I personally enjoyed Dark’s witty, intelligent commentary. I feel like he should actually have his own blog.

  • http://www.myspace.com/chronikill ROX ONE

    News Flash: Bol u are in Chicago, unlike LA or New York, White Girls don’t really talk to niggas! I mean here in this City, it is tragically segragated so your chances of finding a “SnowBunny” who likes the “The Brothers” are 2/100 chance”"”"

    you gotta divide by the LCD -and then express.. so it’s like 1/50.. got ‘em.

  • suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    DAMN DARK
    isnt it hard to type wit bol’s dick in your mouth….you stay on his nuts…you should change your name to bol’s dick rider. pussyass

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Damn right who are you kidding!

    You couldnt even BUY a woman with your fat lisping creepy stalker lookin ass nukka.

    Who you callin a hateful, ignorant fuck??

    hahahahahahaa

  • Dr Flav

    TPAR called, he said the F.O.I. are on the way to have a “talk” with you and they aint got bean pies or Final Calls to give you, word to Lupe. Go get you an Italian Beef from Mickeys or a pizza slice from Home Run, grab some of that low priced liquor, live it up chubby, the Chi is the shit.

  • 4 ya momma

    nope no white hoes poppin in this city dont get maced homie

  • THAT BOY NOAH

    ha ha ha la migra!

  • http://xxlmag.com DARK

    suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich Says:

    August 3rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    DAMN DARK
    isnt it hard to type wit bol’s dick in your mouth….you stay on his nuts…you should change your name to bol’s dick rider. pussyass
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    u proved to me how much of a net thug u r u pussy lil shit ur not even worth adressin anymore,talkin bout u were shot over tha net ur a net thug livn in the suberbs im done adressin ur none exsistnet ass.go watch ur mtv and scarface movies u pussy shit.p.s. why u stayin on my nuts?seems like i have a new dick rider fuckin faggot.

  • these posts are racist

    BOL-

    I’m actually in L.A. for the weekend…federal trial out here. Enjoy my city playboy.

    Stop by Al’s Beef on Ontario…near the hwy.

  • THESE POSTS ARE RASCIST

    The federal trial is killing me…Me and Ali was doing terroristshit and the Fedscaught us, its crazy in the slammer, im dropping soap like crazy, hope they dont send me to rikers island..hi hi

  • Pancho

    >Hopefully they aren’t compelled by my generally gully demeanor to rush too much. I’d hate to get up there and find a pube in the sink or some sick shit like that, in which case I might have to get La Migra on the phone.

  • Pancho

    ^^^^ok…what I MEANT to say was……

    if that line came from anyone else…I would laugh my ass off. from you BOL…fuck it I’ll laugh. just know you bring that demeanor here in the Chi…say bye-bye to STL for good!

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    Nigga whatever the Least Common Denominator is in the equation(fucking math geeks!) , this nigga Bol ain’t getting none of “The Devil’s Pie” while in the Chi!!! Fuck getting maced, this nigga gon have Mayor Daley’s Irish Mobsters on his ass trying to hang him like a Escaped Slave by the KKK!!! Nigga watch ya back here in the Chi, these White Folks is Nutty!!!

  • script

    Yo why all the niggas from the Chi tellin this nigga where to eat and shit…somebody need to beat his ass cause he hates on everything out the Chi….Twista – Check..Lupe-Faithfully..Kanye-Check..Common-Check and his new shit a classic…….And please believe the white hoes in the Chi is goin just not for yo goofy ass

  • kritiq

    get the fuck outer here,ypo fat flob

  • suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    Dark = punkass
    this faggot is a racist dickrider from Nebraska….thugged out corn fields and shit….faggot….
    I guess out in the mill, being a racist dickeatin interent thug is a cool thing to be. Straight Bitch.
    for more visit
    http://www.darkisafakethug.com

  • mothra jones

    take the El you damn pussy!

  • http://xxlmag.com DARK

    suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich,
    shut up u stupid wigger,fuckin faggot pussy bitch boy say it to my face faggot fuck up.