There’s Something About Remy Alright

By now I’m sure you have heard about Remy Ma playing target practice on one of her girls on Saturday after a night filled with thin crust pizza and drinks. Not trying to justify my thug or anything but I’ve been known to pistol whip and friend or two after a couple of Krystal Chiks and pineapple Ritz sodas. I won’t trying to pass judgment on Remy until I know all the details, because I am a good, clean Christian woman. Shesus Khryst.

After realizing that there was about $3,000 missing from her purse, Remy climbed out of her Escalade and into Makeda Barnes-Joseph’s Maxima and accused her of stealing the cash since she was the last person to have her bag. After demanding her weave checker to dump out the contents of her purse, she allegedly shot two rounds and fled the scene. That’s right girl, shoot first, ask questions last.

Now if this is the same chick who parlays as Remy’s, ahem, “stylist” she should’ve been put something hot in that bitch. I’m just saying.

The NY Daily News reports her manager, Big Joe, put up his home as collateral to fulfill the set bond of $250,000.

During her court appearance additional details about a Feb. 2003 arrest emerged. According to sources, Remy put a gun to a man’s head where she was living at the time and pulled the trigger but missed like Mr. T on the A-Team. It was also reported that back in 1996 she attacked a 15 year old girl with an umbrella-ella-ella-a at a homeless shelter but no charges were filed.

While Remy was being arraigned in court, family and friends had a little BBQ and pool party fun at her crib in Cliffside Park, N.J.. Black people always have their priorities in line, don’t they?

  • May

    this s— is just dumb…she’s 27, she’s too old to be acting like this…shoot a b*tch over 2Gs?! c’mon…!

    and she looks retarded in that photo…a paper bag needs to be put over her head

  • A Damn Fool

    Fresh, working for XXL? Round of applause…

    But Shesus Kryst… When is Shesus Kryst gon’ learn… First the pissy wet hair and now she pistol whippin’ hoes, while she all high on p’zones and pepperoni. Not a good look, Shesus.

  • http://thursdaynitefever.blogspot.com/ Coco LaRue

    This foolishness has “publicity stunt” written all over it.

  • reen

    Dang she had to shoot the girl though? Pistol whipping ain’t enough these days I guess.

  • S.K.

    IF this is all true…blah blah innocent until proven guilty

    Remy is the Female version of Shyne. Tryna be gansta and end up losing everything that matters. I hope Remy and her babydaddy are cool, because someone has to bring the baby for visiting day in prison.

    P.S. Remy that girl look like a damn theif anyway. I wouldn’t trust her with Nathan!!

  • GFK

    @ S.K.
    don’t forget that Shyne Po actually was a gangsta. Don’t compare dude to Remy Ma, Shyne was one of the hardest to ever do it.

  • ck

    you know some people just dont deserve money. God dont like ugly and He sure didnt like that mix tape cover. Karma is something else huh?

  • JFish

    I woulda shot my stylist a long time ago if I was her. Shesus, Lord & the shepherds.

  • Sean

    fer rl tho that grl do like shed be on some grimey shit remy shuldnt of trusted tho hoe anyways.. nd ppl on here sayin she tryna act gangsta.. if thats TRYin to act gangsta then wut tha fuk qualifies as bein gangsta..

  • Netta Boo

    Okay… now’s the time to start removing the weave so we can see ya’ real hair REMY cuz according to Allhiphop.com your bestfriendvictim has said you the one who shot her and then turned her bag upside down lookin for the petty cash (ballers usually use this to by snacks after weed sessions– you must be fibbin bout your money bags Chic). Sooooo we all await your release date when you come out lookin like a fat ass like Lil Kim and more stessed out then you do now. Oh and Khia is crackin the fuck up at you right now. She and Fat Joe just took a few tokes and a few dranks in your honor for bein the Dumbest Bitch to Ever Enter Hip Hop. I digress on that whack ass Sheshus mess you called yourself last week. Playin with the Lord gets you jail, death or welfare (cuz your little career is dead now). Pick one.

  • Kasia Major

    Just saying, even if she allegedly stole 2 g’s from Ramel Martin, she couldn’t get with her with her hands? Shesus Khrist ain’t nice with the God given two-piece attached to them long ass arms. She shot that girl…dot, dot, period. They were friends, she watched her kids, what is she getting from this? Did she shoot herself, just to say Ramel did it? All the years they been rolling, if Makeda wanted to get in her pockets, wouldn’t she have done it by now? …without the bullets in her gut to go with it?

  • http://www.vibe.com/blog/babar jb

    “While Remy was being arraigned in court, family and friends had a little BBQ and pool party fun at her crib in Cliffside Park, N.J.. Black people always have their priorities in line, don’t they?”

    what better time for a cook out then in the wake of catching a case!

  • http://yahoo The Milf King

    That bitch stupid, She aint gangsta
    If the chick did steal from her she should have just beat the brakes off that bitch and cut her off.

    Remy Could have made 2G’s at some bullshit performance.

    So miss me with that gangsta shit.She’s a fuckin idiot…..

  • bmd

    She look scuuuured. Haha!

  • http://youtube.com/lovexxpeacexxjoy phurdrick

    SI éste es todo el… innocent verdadero del blah del blah hasta culpable probada Remy es la versión femenina de Shyne. Tryna sea gansta y extremo encima de perder todo que importe. Espero que Remy y sus babydaddy estén frescos, porque alguien tiene que traer al bebé para el día que visita en la prisión.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso aka The New Millenium Kareem Akbar

    on a cold lonely night i’d smash both…….

  • BigSexy

    Playing with the Lord, shooting folks and getting arrested…yep publicity stunt.

  • MzNikki

    *side-eyes Remy Man*

    N*ggas!

    *walks away in disgust*

  • Ghostwriter

    Fresh…1st off, you just lost a whole lot of credibility with all your mistakes in your column. I buy the mag whenever it comes out and read everyones column none the less. PROOF READ your shit before you post…otherwise your the one looking like a jackass in this story….

    Ez

  • BYGGZ

    #
    phurdrick Says:

    July 16th, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    SI éste es todo el… innocent verdadero del blah del blah hasta culpable probada Remy es la versión femenina de Shyne. Tryna sea gansta y extremo encima de perder todo que importe. Espero que Remy y sus babydaddy estén frescos, porque alguien tiene que traer al bebé para el día que visita en la prisión.
    …..YEAH,WHAT THAT NIGGA SAID,DAMN REMY!

  • HNIC

    Why didn’t you post the comment that I made about an hour ago? My reckless talkin’ added to the conversation/topic at hand… and it’s protected by the first amendment. I want my voice to be heard, damn it!

  • sk

    why ya swagger jacking my name homie???????????

  • Trey

    You also now know how much money Remy has left, since her manager had to put up a home to make her $250,000 bond. Shouldn’t act gangsta, if you can’t afford to bail yourself out!

  • http://hottnikz.blogspot.com/ hottnikz

    what? they was supposed to cancel the party just because she wanted to be gangsta for a bit? I heard it was one of her kids b-day, they better party now. Her kids are up for some sad days to come.

  • J.R.O.

    “she attacked a 15 year old girl with an umbrella-ella-ella-a”
    ^^^^^^^
    Pardon me, I had to laugh at that.

  • BIBI BRONX BOSS

    BRONX STYLE BEEOTCHS!!!!! Dats rite get em REMY MA MA!!! Erybody learn from dat u steal, be redy to get killed

  • BIBI BRONX BOSS

    BRONX STYLE BEEOTCHS!!!!! Dats rite get em REMY MA MA!!! Erybody learn from dat u steal, be redy to get killed DON’T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU

  • Dumb

    umm Big Joe has money? He wants to seem relevant I see after Cam’ron fired him.

  • ewok

    the chicks that were with her are not gonna admit to some ish they did not do. forensics will soon tell…that sux.

  • it’s not right but it’s ok

    Damn she’s only 27???!!! Some folks need to make greater efforts to not let their hard knock life show.

  • shy giraffe

    I have never seen an uglier woman with an even uglier WET MOP on her freaking head. For that itself she needs to be arrested by the fashion police, lock up and toss the key.

  • http://xxl nystandup

    MAS A RYDER NEED CHICKS TO HOLD YOU LOOK NO FUTHER TAKE NOTES READ DA NAME STAN UP

  • http://hotmail.com Lene Alexandra

    Remy Ma is the only relevant female rapper right now.

  • ddubbzz

    shooting somebody makes u gangsta lol, and u say shine was one huh lol

  • mymorex09

    “Now if this is the same chick who parlays as Remy’s, ahem, “stylist” she should’ve been put something hot in that bitch. I’m just saying.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-Now that is the truth.

  • T.W.

    This girl (cause we cannot use the word woman in her case) has been publicly humiliating use for sometime now with those damn nasty outfits and that weave fit for a dog. Now she does this crap. She is an Idiot she put the G.H.E. in Ghetto!!!!

  • http://www.soulink.net Cool

    something dont seem rite , I wonder if they brushed the gun for finger prints & check her clothing for gun powder residue , regardless it dont look good for Remy I just hope the victim of this shooting recovers and is able to move on with her life .
    (I SMELL A CIVIL SUIT )

  • OranJuiceJones

    it wouldnt have to be a cold, lonely night to run up in chick no. 2…..

  • the one

    By now I’m sure you have heard about Remy Ma playing target practice on one of her girls on Saturday after a night filled with thin crust pizza and drinks
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    HAHAHA!!

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    And in this picture we see Makeda Barnes-Jospeh posing with her prized poodle mix named remy. Makeda says it takes alot of work to get remy ready for the show, but would you take a look at that coat!?!?

    1 hunned.

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  • http://ionlydatewidereceivers.blogspot.com ShayShay

    Jesus be a Nice and Easy Root Touchup! Good job Fresh :)

  • Labella

    Y’all broke asses know y’all would’ve been heated if 3g’s came up missin’. I know I would be, lol. Especially if I thought one of my girls took that shit. I would’ve shot the bitch too!!! And everybody keep runnin’ they mouth about her hair but I think remy said it best… “Got all you bitches runnin’ round wit half blonde and black hair” everybody be rockin’ that shit!!!

  • KC

    Okay ppl, for those bent of justifying these alleged actions, I am sure that if this girl wanted to steal from Remy it would have already been written-and why steal such an obviously noticeable large amount. Never resort to violence over your own initializing stupidity. Who carries around 3G’s on their person in 2007? Sounds like the bitch needs a debit card, hit up Russell Simmons!!! STAT!