Can a brother get a doormat?

As far as problems go, having your baby’s mother walk out on you because she heard you were banging Sienna Miller is a nice one to have. Most guys should be so lucky! Diddy, on the other hand, seems pretty broken up about it.

Him and Mario Winans have gone and put together a video, which I believe was designed to help make visual the kind of inner turmoil Diddy must be going through. It’s the umpteenth single released from last year’s Press Play, which I find better than the vast majority of rap albums released in the past year or so. I don’t know how well it’s selling, but the single with him and Keyshia Cole has been ubiquitous all year now.

In the video, him and Mario Winans travel around to several clubs in Diddy’s swanky-looking Porsche or whatever and come across a whole litany of broads who are obviously just dripping to wet his dock. But Diddy can’t get too excited, because he’s still broken up about his baby’s mother having run out on him. Instead, he just kinda sits there with that same expression on his face he had in the video for “I’ll Be Missing You.”

That must be his sad expression.

On the one hand, of course I don’t buy this act for a minute. I’m not saying the guy’s not upset that his relationship is in shambles, but if he’s lost any sleep because of it at all, I’m sure it was because he was balls deep in some whore. But on the other hand, I can appreciate where he’s coming from here. I mean, obviously the guy has done quite a bit to take care of his family, but I guess that’s just not enough these days.

For his part, Diddy claims there was no such adultery, which, if that’s true, would make this especially fucked up. But I’m assuming it isn’t, the reason being, quite simply, the fact that if I was Diddy, I’d be trying my damnedest to bang Sienna Miller and/or something along those lines. (For those of you who don’t find that sort of thing attractive, feel free to insert the name of which ever tank-assed black chick floats your boat.)

Of course it could be the case that Diddy’s girlfriend Kim Porter just gave birth to twin girls, and so she felt abandoned to a certain degree, since I’m sure Diddy is gone more often than not, regardless of whether or not he was getting his weenie wet. But again you have to look at things from Diddy’s perspective. Presumably his kids and their mothers have become accustomed to a certain standard of living and obviously that shit doesn’t pay for itself.

Other things to consider: It’s not like the two of them were ever married in the first place. In the 10-plus years they’ve been together, who knows how many broads he’s dropped a load in. Also, Kim Porter, who’s no spring chicken to begin with, just gave birth to twin girls, so you have to imagine that hoo-hah is pretty devastated right about now. If anything, Diddy probably thought he was doing it a favor by giving it a break for a few months.

I’m not saying Kim Porter should feel obligated to stay with Diddy if she doesn’t want to. But I’ll admit, I do find it rather bothersome anytime a guy has got to pay that much in child support to a woman just to have her trample all over his feelings like this. She could probably say or do whatever she wants to him, and he’d still be obligated to pay her, but let a few of those checks be late… I tell you, it just ain’t right!

  • HNIC

    For real, Diddy has perpetually had that “blank expression” look on his face since his early days as a mini mogul. (Check Dave Chappelle’s parody of “Making the Band” skit to see what I’m talking about. That shit was hilarious!) However, I do feel his pain in regards to losing “love” and having to pay a ridiculous amount of child support. I know that he was paying $30,000 a month for one kid… now, he has three by her. Not including the other kids that he has with another woman. He better hope that his empire doesn’t crumble any time soon, because he would be hurting not just emotionally, but financially, as well. You don’t know real pain, until it hits you in the wallet, my friends. Be warned.

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    poor diddy.

  • NoMamesBuey

    Diddy’s album sucks, Common’s is excellent.

    Bitchmade Diddy couldn’t even make an album without hiring all the real top-tier MCs like Common, Nas, & Pharoahe as ghostwriters

  • Danny

    he just kinda sits there with that same expression on his face he had in the video for “I’ll Be Missing You.”

    That must be his sad expression.

    ^^^
    Lmfao!! oh man… your a D**k head BOL…hahaha

  • N.O. 4 life

    Diddy doesnt care as much about kim as he wants us to believe…he got about 5 kids with her and if he cared that much he woulda just asked to marry her….she woulda said yes in half a second

  • http://www.myspace.com/larrybrite Larry Brite

    Some chicks u luv but can’t marry because it’s tooooo much of a pain in the ass – it’s the ‘other’ kind of single

  • MP

    you are hilarious…

  • EReal

    LMFAO @ This whole shit.

    Classic Bol.

  • Fernando

    Diddy has been looking sad over breezys since the J-Lo split. Especially for a guy who taps more top notch tail than 95% of the world. Kim Porter isnt even that doe either. She looks kind of like Grace Jones (tall, dark, and gangly)

  • Hip Hop since 79′

    Bol, you are a ‘Rainbow Brite ass nigga”.

  • grapes

    LOL Diddy’s album is great. I think I may have to agree. Why? IT’S GHOSTWRITTEN…someone did a piece on that in a mag…and nonamesbuey is right.

  • smog

    man i stopped reading half way through this post man fuck, sean combs, puff daddy, p diddy, and diddy but dude makes popular music,

  • 1,21,2…anditdon’tstop81

    truthfully that nigga jus’don’t give a fuck.if he wanted to be wit’ that sperm locker he would have but it’s obvious he jus’ like fuckin! how hard is that to understand? plus you know these tramps don’t be tryna’ sign no damn pre-nup niether so I feel him. shit if my bm wasn’t a retarded one-legged teste taster wit’ a divine puss I married that bitch but she too much of a whore so hey you do what you have to.drop seed in’em and keep it movin!

    *dances away from computer singin’ “papa was a rollin’stone*

  • chevy boy

    diddyrelease datsong so he wont pay all of them child support money

  • derfla the hus’la

    lol funny shit lol you’re sick…..but diddy has to chill he’s a grown man and he has to set a good example for he’s kids.he doesnt want to settle so jus chill bro

  • Chris Endo

    Nice Magnolia reference.

  • Chris Endo

    nice magnolia reference

  • May

    i don’t like the video. and i don’t think kim porter’s gonna buy it, so diddy just wasted time and money on it

  • oneshotdeal

    Diddy already told you idiots a long time ago…….”I DONT WRITE RYMES I WRITE CHECKS”
    SO YOU MORONS ARE A BUNCH OF COCK WADS…..DIDDY C/D IS GROWN AND SEXY ….IT’S THE SHIT…
    BOL YOU ARE A CRAZY __________FUNERALIZED WORD!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA

  • oneshotdeal

    SMOG.. IS A THUG I’M SURE …..HE DON’T LIKE POPULAR MUSIC ….HE PROBABLY LIVE WITH HIS MAMA IN A BASEMENT AND YELLS GGGG-UNIT ALL DAY…..DIDDY ITS OKAY KIM ALWAYS COMES BACK TO YOU………YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED THAT MONEY YOU SPENT ON THE VIDDY AND BROUGHT KIM A RING LIKE KOBE DID HIS WIFE….BUT NO NOT DIDDY HE IS FOREVER PROMOTING HIS SELF TO SELL MORE C/D’S …..THAT DUDE IS A GENIUS ….IF KIM IS GONNA TAKE HIS MONEY WHY NOT MAKE SOME MORE OFF OF THE BROAD……

  • roxxalott

    FUCK BOL

  • Mean Greene

    This nigga’s posts are usually lame (though, I still read..who wins?) but this one was actually entertaining. Not that I give a fawk about Diddy or his beat boxes…

  • futureblacklawyer

    Man how can u say press play was the best album of 2006 u have no taste in music whatso ever.

  • Tyler

    Who cares? ? Not us. Step it up BoL.
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  • That Dude

    Funny but……damn Bol you love you some white women. You don’t find many black girls ‘that’ attractive and then salivate over them white chicks.

  • Rape & Kill

    Puff Daddys a faggot, how do I know? Caught him slippn in ’98, and he cried like a punk bitch, needs 2 whipe his ass too! Dirty assed nigga got peanut butter on my dick! I also skeeted in his mouth…for those who wanted to know

  • T.R.E.Y.

    NoMamesBuey — what’re the best songs on Comm’s album? out of the three i’ve heard — “The People,” “The Game,” and “Southside” — i ain’t been impressed. “The People” came kinda-sorta close, but no dice. there better stuff on there?

    Diddy’s album’s great. i disagree with Bolliam’s hatin’ a lot (particularly with ‘Ye, Jay, and Clifford) but he was dead-on with that album.

  • BIGNAT

    Kim Porter, who’s no spring chicken to begin with, just gave birth to twin girls, so you have to imagine that hoo-hah is pretty devastated right about now.
    tham bol thats just cold

  • DANJA29

    niggas can be mad @ Diddy’s album all they want- that shit was dope. DEF. not what I’ve come to expect but niggas can’t stay in one lane forever, can they?

  • stoneyisland

    Bol. it because of niggas like you and Puffy that good niggas are paying a shit load of child support. It’s that same fucked up mentality that has this broads friends putting the exact reverse shit in their ears. Point blank the nigga was creeping, got caught, has a gang load of kids with her, she’s accustomed to a certain lifestyle, the nigga shouldnt just pay, he IS gonna pay. Fuck dolphin tooth Puffy and Bol I would say fuck you but you probably would like too you gay fucko:) Nullus Niyaaaaatch

  • http://xxlmag.com houston’s finest

    fuck diddy, just wrap it up nigga, and you’ll still have ur stacks and that bitch wouldn’t get a dime

  • BIGNAT

    diddy smart he got shit loads of money pay 100,000 and get the bitch taken care of. i know most of you guys are saying you can get someone killed for way less. for 100g’s accidents can happen that makes things seem like it was just bad luck. then he could have his kids be raised by his mama. he really needs to think about this. he got about 21 years of 35,000 dollar or more a month plus he gotta buy the extras. birthday presents, x-mas, cars for when they hit driving age. the girls sweet 16 mega bash that going cost up wards of a million for sure. since he not with the chick he going have to just had over the black card and cry later mwhahahaha diddy is fucked

  • amedawg00

    “(For those of you who don’t find that sort of thing attractive, feel free to insert the name of which ever tank-assed black chick floats your boat.)”

    LOL…way to challenge the uber ubiquitous proclivity that black men just go ga ga over these “apple botom” tank assed broads…straight gully analysis Bol.

  • The N-Word Mortician

    Wow man, I’m reading the comment section and it looks like the N-word has come back from the dead with like a Jesus Christ resurrection ….Wow, Hallaleauh……

  • jonjon-23

    Can you blame him? He’s rich and famous, therefore he can get just about any woman he wants. He’s also getting up in age so naturally he wants children. Obviously she was what he was looking for in a child-bearer and I don’t think he is taking the split hard at all as long as he can see his kids. Puffy is using the split to jump start yet another single and make even more money–the same way he did with Christopher Wallace’s murder.

  • Rizzop

    Dont worry if he writes rhymes, he writes checks

  • EReal

    Rizzop Says:

    July 22nd, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    Dont worry if he writes rhymes, he writes checks
    ^^
    Naw man, he sells fish! Try the Dannity Kane Cod homie.