T.I.’s album sales > T.I.’s album
50 debuting video on New York’s Hot 97 website > 50 debuting video on MTV’s TRL
“I’m a Hustla” > “I Get Money”
“My Drink and My 2 Step”> Any current Southern rap hit
Andre 3000 solo “rapping” album > Everything
Everything > Andre 3000 solo “singing” album
OutKast album > Big Boi solo album
Kim Porter > Kim Mathers
Kim Kardashian > Lil Kim
Elliott Wilson > Kim… (Oh, nevermind.)
Mobb Deep > EPMD
EPMD > Mobb Deep
(I can’t decide)
50/Justin collabo > Kweli/Justin collabo
Remy Ma’s mixtape cover > Common’s album cover
Common/Lilly Allen collabo > Common/will.i.am love song
No.you’re.not > will.i.am
My old Wu interviews > Wu-Tang Urb cover
Superhead 1 > Superhead 2
Lil Boosie > Webbie
Paul Rosenberg > Pete Rosenberg
Barack Obama > Lil Mama
Ill Doctrine > Rap City Freestyles
Hammer’s “Pumps In A Bump” video > John Legend in concert
Pause > No homo
Getting robbed > Paying one red cent to see L Boogie live
(Same thing!)
Spliff Star > Hot Rod
Lil Wayne’s leftovers > Chingy’s most serious efforts
Hurricane > Hurricane Chris
“Paul Revere”> “Krispy”
“Duck Down” > “Wipe Me Down”
“Rock Box”> “Diddy Rock”
Jackee Harry > “Aunt Jackie”
Roger Troutman > T-Pain
Gorilla Zoe > Guerilla Black
Ned The Wino > Amy Winehouse
106 and Park > “Amusement Park”
XXL’s 10th Anniversary cover > Em, Dre and 50 cover
(I’ll prove it next week, naysayers)