Suge Knight outgullied by a woman

“The only kind of wine I like is from 1955 or 1963, about $6,000 a bottle. It tastes real smooth. You think about the price, but it’s worth it.” – Suge Knight

On the one hand, it’s hard to feel too sorry about a guy like Suge Knight, what with all of the stories of him beating people up with baseball bats, dangling guys from balconies by their ankles (albeit guys like Vanilla Ice, but still), making people drink cups filled with piss, and dunking people’s heads into fish tanks filled with violent, bloodthirsty piranhas, let alone the fact that he may or may not have been involved with the killings of 2Pac and the Notorious B.I.G.

But on the other hand, you can’t help but think that it’s too bad that a man of his means hasn’t been able to accomplish more in the music business in the past 10 years or so. Granted anyone who was at all worth a shit waved bye bye to Death Row Records a long time ago, but he did manage to stick both Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg for their fairly considerable publishing on the way out. And it’s not like he’s got a particularly solid track record as far as paying anyone else he’s ever worked with. So who knows how much money we may have been talking about at one point in time or another.

These days, Suge Knight is supposedly broke as a joke, though a profile on him that ran in the Washington Post this past weekend featured scenes of him living the high life at some swanky, poolside cabana in Beverly Hills, peeling off a $100 tip for his presumably smoking hot Brazillian “massage therapist.” Exactly what caliber of service would necessitate a $100 tip for a massage therapist? I don’t even wanna know. Suffice it to say that the guy isn’t exactly living the hard knock life, like yours truly. Pressed to reveal how he could afford such a lifestyle, he wouldn’t say one way or the other.

But according to documents filed in bankruptcy court last year, Suge Knight is pretty far beyond what a regular d-bag such as myself would consider “broke.” With only $11 in his checking account, Suge claims to be $137 million in debt, with $12 million in IRS liens and $51,000 in monthly expenses. How in the world you can have $51,000 in monthly expenses with $11 in your checking account is beyond me, though I know he recently had to put his home on the market and move into a place that still costs several thousand dollars a month. So obviously there’s some shady business going on with regard to Suge’s finances.

The thing is, the reason why Suge has gotta pretend to not have any money in the first place is because… you guessed it, some woman is trying to take him for everything that he’s got. (She’s already kicked him out of his home!) Lydia Harris, the estranged wife of legendary drug dealer Michael “Harry O” Harris, claims that she put up $300,000 to help start Death Row back in the day, so now she’s entitled to, like, $100 gozillion or some ridonkulous bullshit. Of course the judge in this case has sided in her favor. Now all that’s left is to actually collect the money. Hence the ridonkulous bankruptcy filings.

Who knows whether or not this woman will ever receive any money from Suge Knight. Some of the schemes he’s come up with to shift his money around and live well while still appearing to be broke sound like some shit right out of an Elmore Leonard novel, but who knows? The LAPD still hasn’t busted anyone in the Biggie Smalls killing 10 years after the fact, despite the fact that motherfucking Nick Broomfield more or less managed to crack the case in tha Biggie & 2Pac movie. At the very least, I’m assuming it’s only a matter of time before she’s the new owner of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg’s publishing, which is disheartening.

It’s bad enough Suge was able to rob Dre and Snoop for their shit the way that he did back in the mid ’90s, but at least Suge can claim that he once went around and roughed up guys like Eazy-E and Jerry Heller and Vanilla Ice, which is what made Death Row possible in the first place. All this woman Lydia Harris did was blow some drug dealer. And since when can you go to court with somebody over drug money anyway? Talk about brazen! Indeed, if there’s one thing this whole incident has proven to me, it’s that the only thing gullier than Suge Knight himself is an unscrupulous jizzjar with the American legal system on her side.

  • q-buro

    i think jizzjar might be my new favorite expression…..or cum dumpster…either way reading this was a waste of my time…thanks

  • B.N.W

    AMEN!! im tired of cumbuckets thinkin that they got rights to what the cum supplier has. b!@$*^s got it easy.

  • b-ease

    Word.

  • Danny

    Karma comes back like a mother fucka…

    Ya dig??

  • yaboy

    No, I don’t dig, Danny. You fuckface.

  • Exalt Me

    Bol,

    Bad post.. Harry O funded Death Row.. he is doing life in the pen and funded this figuring his “homeboy” would keep his family taken care of, instead suge took the money flipped it made a ton more and left Harry O’s family on welfare.. What should she have done? Just let it be like, “oh well I am just a jizzjar anyways..” its not like Harry O could sue Suge’s ass from the pen.. Get your facts straight hommie, he robbed these people, Suge bit the only hand he had to feed him back in the day.. without Harry O, Death Row would have never existed.. and your shitting on his family for getting their due? Not that I think they will get any money from him anyway.. (isnt Ronald Goldman still owed half of Brentwood or something) Suge knows how to hide everything.. kinda like hiding your money in a paper bag in the back of your T.V. just a lot more money.. BAD POST bol.. if that was you, you would not shut up about how your responsible for hundreds of millions of dollars on revenue, but your kids are living on food stamps cause your “freind” backstabbed you..

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    *prepares for the day he hears “ain’t no fun” in a verizon commercial*

  • these posts are racist

    BOL is outgullied by intellectualism, (intellectualism accompanied by truth) yet again.

    BOL and the forces of hate and racism strike again!

  • Ryan

    Haha, jizzjar, that was amazing.

  • rec

    Exalt Me Says:

    June 28th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    Bol,

    Bad post.. Harry O funded Death Row.. he is doing life in the pen and funded this figuring his “homeboy” would keep his family taken care of, instead suge took the money flipped it made a ton more and left Harry O’s family on welfare.. What should she have done? Just let it be like, “oh well I am just a jizzjar anyways..” its not like Harry O could sue Suge’s ass from the pen.. Get your facts straight hommie, he robbed these people, Suge bit the only hand he had to feed him back in the day.. without Harry O, Death Row would have never existed.. and your shitting on his family for getting their due? Not that I think they will get any money from him anyway.. (isnt Ronald Goldman still owed half of Brentwood or something) Suge knows how to hide everything.. kinda like hiding your money in a paper bag in the back of your T.V. just a lot more money.. BAD POST bol.. if that was you, you would not shut up about how your responsible for hundreds of millions of dollars on revenue, but your kids are living on food stamps cause your “freind” backstabbed you..
    ^^^^^

    And since when can you go to court with somebody over drug money anyway?
    ^^
    Exalt Me, you forgot one important point here!

  • sk

    lmao @yaboy ….ahahahahahahaha…funnny shit man

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    @Exalt Me:

    Spare your self-righteous routine for someone who cares and/or someone’s who’s dumb enough to be swayed by your litany of non-facts. Like maybe your mom.

    Two reasons you’re full of shit, just like your good friend TPAR:

    a) Lydia Harris is not Harry O’s wife. The two of them haven’t been together for some time. She’s not trying to get this money to take care of his family. She could give a rat’s ass about Harry O. She’s just trying to get paid.

    b)As I mentioned in the post, how in the fuck are you gonna go to court to sue someone for some 20 year-old drug money? If Harry O lost his money to Suge Knight, that’s what he gets for being a motherfucking drug dealer.

  • whatupkicko

    > And since when can you go to court with somebody over drug money anyway?

    …since Suge Knight didn’t pony up his laundered drug money profits it would seem.

  • dronkmunk

    You got jizzjar from that patton oswalt record, didn’t you?

    DIDN’T YOU!!?!!?

  • these posts are racist

    No BOL, you are full of shit.

    (That was me using what I learned at the BOL school of logic).

  • Dr Flav

    Since it was not proven and probably at this point to prove the revenue Harry O put was drug proceeds, the judgement was obtained assuming the money was legit, this happens with white people’s money frequently. Lydia got Harry, since the suit was Harry’s, however Cali is a community property state, they divorced and she got half.

  • crippin cuz

    DEATH ROW BROKE DOWN AFTA DR.DRE LEFT

    DR.DRE LEFT
    TUPAC DIES
    SNOOP LEFT DEATH ROW
    SUGE GOES TO JAIL
    SLOWLY EVERONE LEAVES

    WHY???

    CUZ DR.DRE LEFT

    SUGE KILLED TUPAC & BIGGIE

    TUPAC&BIGGIE (R.I.P)
    WATCH NICK BROOMFIELD DOCUMENTARY BOUT IT

    THE D.O.C. & THE DOCTOR ALL DAY

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >You got jizzjar from that patton oswalt record, didn’t you?

    Yeah, I got the term jizzjar from the Patton Oswalt album that comes out two weeks from now, despite the fact that I was using that term on this site over a year ago.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=jizz+jar+site%3Axxlmag.com&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

    Other terms I use on this site come from comedy albums that don’t come out until 2009. It’s a good thing I’ve got that time machine! Nevermind the fact that the vast majority of these terms have been in use since before I was born. That’s just another example of me being racist.

  • The Spaniard

    Damn incompetent web designers!

    > And since when can you go to court with somebody over drug money anyway?

    …since Suge Knight didn’t pony up his laundered drug money profits it would seem.

  • diggsy

    ***KINGPIN FUN FACT***
    True, without Harry O there may have never been a Death Row Records, but Harry O also gave Denzel Washington his start in a Broadway play he funded & “produced”.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >True, without Harry O there may have never been a Death Row Records, but Harry O also gave Denzel Washington his start in a Broadway play he funded & “produced”.

    The guy was a producer of a Broadway play Denzel was in in 1987, a while after he was a star in the TV series St. Elsewhere and had acted in several films.

    I’d hardly call that giving someone their start.

    People, seriously, what the fuck?

    Don’t even comment anymore, if this is the kind of shit you’re going to pull.

    I can’t coach stupid.

  • YoungLL

    may or may not??? shit!!! HE DID KILL BIGGIE & TUPAC.

  • crippin cuz

    yo even if harry o did fund dem if dey gnna tke a company 2 court dey gtta take death row, interscope and warner cuz dey da parent label and dey made much mo’ money den death row made, so y u tke da niggaz dwn u gtta tke iinterscope and warner, bt dat was years ago even if he did hu gives a fuk we gt the chronic and doggystyle so fuck all u h8erz.

    watch welcome to deathrow

    THE D.O.C & THE DOCTOR ALL DAY
    DETOX ’07

  • crippin cuz

    AND..BOL U FUKIN CUNT SUCK MY DICK, U DNT NO SHIT DNT ACT LYK U NO EVRITIN DNT ACT LYK U ALL CLEVA AND SHIT

    u fuk wid deathrow 4 drug money u fuk up jimmy iovine (head of interscope) u dnt jus fuk da niggaz up ya dig

    THE D.O.C. & THE DOCTOR ALL DAYY!!

    DETOX’07

  • Domjel

    The gulliest one is David Finner! He was the lawyer for Harry-O, brokered the deal with Suge and Harry then switched to Suge. He was Pac’s, Snoops, basically the Row’s in house lawyer. So, you want to know where Suges’ money is, follow the white rabbit.

  • Jason Murk

    Damn Bol… your content is gettin better, while Billy X seems to get shittier by the minute

  • Tyler

    BoL, U funny as usually. And Suge didn’t get out gulled just yet cause he hasn’t paid ‘dat bitch shit and he is still living the high life. She had better chill before Suge puts her in line with a much deserved dirt nap.
    The music that they don’t want U 2 hear:
    SGM7.com plus SolutionsGlobalMedai.com

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Suge is gonna be str8. Anything related to the business or the label, as you noted Byron, will probably go to her.

    The cash? GONE. LOL.

    Dude ran with mad money luandering drug dealers and crooked cops. That shit was cleaned out of the accounts, filtered thru a shite load of accounts to a non source numbered account in fucksville anywhere for dude to live off, forreal tho.
    How much did the goldman family get? While OJ plays fuckin golf all day.

    Fuck Suge, he deserves worse, Im just waiting for him to go full on OJ and write a book like:
    If I did do it, this is how I woulda murked 2pac and BIG.

    Dude is trash.

    But forreal tho, knowing this guy is full on piece of shit you still side up against the black woman. BIG surpise there Snow Sloth. lol.

  • young

    “The only people I lie to are the police.”

    lol, Bol how did you miss that gem from suge?

  • istayreppinVA

    “if there’s one thing this whole incident has proven to me, it’s that the only thing gullier than Suge Knight himself is an unscrupulous jizzjar with the American legal system on her side.”
    ——————————————

    i heard dat…but all u cat’s sittin on XXL talkin greasy about suge, i bet cha if he ran up on y’all in tha street, cha’ll same niggas would be GONE…like a fat kid in dodgeball…

    i ain’t got to live on tha west coast to know dat nigga crazy, im bouncin

  • pete

    BOL, I think it is funny that you get paid to write these ignorant posts, then readers respond and basically tell you that you are a racist moron and then you get mad and tell people not to post anymore.

    Are your feelings hurt that people don’t always agree with you? Maybe if you would do some research first and at least try to be a real journalist maybe you would get a little more respect… you are like the Rodney Dangerfield of blogging… you don’t get any respect!

  • GT_Massive

    It’s funny, bloggers like you love to point out what is wrong with hip hop, but do absolutely nothing to make it better. Stop throwing around degrading names for no reason other than to puff up your own B-cup holding chicken chest.

    Why is Lydia Harris a jizzjar? I am a big fan of porno and I don’t make it a habit of calling random chix jizzjars. And guess what, that jizzjar has done more with her life than blow a drug dealer, look it up. Also since when are we defending Suge? You write in the article above that he is livin well and she ain’t gettin the money so what is your point? Who is the victim here? Gangsta ass, living well Suge? Or the woman who you keep refering to as a jizzjar?

    I know it’s hard for you to grasp cause you live with mommy and probably been through as many hard knocks at Paris Hilton (and I don’t mean sexually)but money is money. You can call it drug money if you like, but clearly the courts don’t care or they wouldn’t be hearing the case and ruling in favor of a jizzjar who blows drug dealers. And if it was you who invested in Death Row before it blew up, would you just dismiss the millions you stood to make because your Momma gave you the money (drug money and Momma money are almost the same thing to me, cause you didn’t earn either and a man should be ashamed about spending both)?

    Bol, I tried to give you the benefit, but as one writer to another, you are not very skilled. Please think your topics out more thoroughly. Please get out from under Momma (literally) and get some real street smarts. And lastly, please stop saying ridonkulous. It was kinda cute the 1st time you said it, but it seems you want it to be entered in Webster’s Dictionary. Grow up dude.

    Oh and stop banning GT_Massive!

  • Cuban Link

    On the one hand, it’s hard to feel too sorry about a guy like Suge Knight, what with all of the stories of him beating people up with baseball bats, dangling guys from balconies by their ankles (albeit guys like Vanilla Ice, but still), making people drink cups filled with piss, and dunking people’s heads into fish tanks filled with violent, bloodthirsty piranhas, let alone the fact that he may or may not have been involved with the killings of 2Pac and the Notorious B.I.G.

    ^And dont forget how hes actually from the suburbs, went to college got a good education, and did all that shit just to up his self confidence and act like a gangster

  • Cuban Link

    Bol Says:

    June 28th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    >You got jizzjar from that patton oswalt record, didn’t you?

    Yeah, I got the term jizzjar from the Patton Oswalt album that comes out two weeks from now, despite the fact that I was using that term on this site over a year ago.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=jizz+jar+site%3Axxlmag.com&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

    Other terms I use on this site come from comedy albums that don’t come out until 2009. It’s a good thing I’ve got that time machine! Nevermind the fact that the vast majority of these terms have been in use since before I was born. That’s just another example of me being racist.

    ^Lmao aha

  • daesonesb

    >>>How in the world you can have $51,000 in monthly expenses with $11 in your checking account is beyond me.

    god damn sug knight. Kinda like Dame Dash being dead broke and wearing a brand new pair of socks and underwear everyday.

  • around and around

    pete Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 5:59 am
    BOL, I think it is funny that you get paid to write these ignorant posts,
    ———————-

    Who says this ignorant piss ant gets paid for this shit?

    XXL gives him & Billy Monday free internet access and you call that getting paid?

  • jaysonmorgan

    damn good article!! very well written!