Stop The Violence

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Shit, am I glad I didn’t take my yellow ass out to Killah Cali to witness the madness. Brawlin’ at brunch? What part of the game is that? What if the wife and I were chompin’ on some croissants talking to ole girl about our favorite episode of 21 Jump Street? We could have caught some bows in the crossfire! Damn, aren’t the Southern dudes supposed to get along? What’s T.I. and Ludacris’ camps still beefing about now? Ask any 16-year-old across this cotton-picking country, Weezy F. Baby rules the world, patna. We just live in it.

Shout out to my dude Mr. Slim a.k.a. Kevin “You Know I Miss Def Jam, It’s True” Liles, I know he works hard to avoid all the coonery and buffoonery at such a bougie affair. You know the old wise industry man knows not to invite his employee Jim Jones to a place where he’s gonna see his buddy Jay-Z. But then Kevy-Kev must have invited T.I. to the function and that crazy-ass nigga T.I.P. showed up. (I know. I know. We’re all sick of this split personality shit.)

In fact, I just illegally downloaded a copy of T.I. vs. T.I.P. (I’ll still cop it the Tues it drops, kids. Do as I say and do as I do.) and I’ve already put together my sequence that avoids all the conceptual ca-ca. In retrospect, I just feel like Clifford wanted to make a T.I.P. album and the label made him throw in a couple of cheesy T.I. tunes to avoid alienating his female fan base. Ladies cop this disc, if you love hip-hop and shorty the pimp’s sexy ass. (Calm down no-homo pausers, I was speaking to the opposite sex.)

Lord knows, Chaka Zulu has made me mad enough in the past to wanna… you know. (YN and DTP’s history has been well-documented. Do ya research.) But still the man who calls himself K-I-N-G was D-E-A-D and add a wrong to that. Even if Luda’s dark-skinded moneyman said some slick shit, that wasn’t the time and sure in hell wasn’t the place. You coulda caught the nigga later at post-BET awards after party. That’s where you shoot, stab, kill niggas. Rush the security!

That’s right, your eyes are not deceiving you the best rap blogger alive is back. At least until I run out of shit to share or just don’t have time to put something up. So enjoy me, as long I’m here cause I tend to work in streaks and all this fight club shit may have relit the match. I told eskay, I’m tired of censoring Bol behind the scenes. Put me in Coach, I’m ready to play. There’s big shit poppin’ that y’all little comments ain’t stoppin’.

  • first

    check the name

  • Hocus

    Really interesting post-blargh-are we dead yet?

  • http://www.myspace.com/djrtodaizza Anonymous

    Great blog….but Bol isn’t gonna be blogging anymore? thats wack…he’s a shock blogger but still people get entertainment out of it.

  • lyndell

    first

  • lyndell

    second

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    YN could be centerfield.

  • Incilin

    Whateva happened to “Guess The Sample”?? I didn’t like it so much then, but now I kinda miss it.

  • beeyo the man with the plan to scam stan for his fan

    Haha. That is all.

  • LBDII

    T.I. is my favorite rapper now out of the young generation. Fuck a Wezzy F.Baby, I mean waynes good but I just hear him all the time with the Da Drought and Drought is Over shit.

  • beeyo the man with the plan to scam stan for his fan

    Haha. That is all.
    You know Tip wanted to do this shit since King. Sayin the Leak cd was TIPs trax that couldn’t get on the album.

  • OxyMOroN

    wtf was this post about??? didn’t have any relevance to anything, I read the exact same story in the News section of this site.

  • jacquez
  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    More southern ball juggling. *SMH*

    If you’ve been censoring Bol, I’d love to see what the uncensored drops are gonna say. lol.

    1 hunned.

  • Tyler

    Can’t wait 2 see the Youtube on this one yo.
    UrbanRock
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic
    http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug

  • News Flash

    I agree with u Yellow, that wasn’t a good move by Tip. I personally feel he did it to create more hype for his lp(which isn’t worth my $12). Tip lost some points with me with that move. @ the end of the day the way I see it, if your life(or your fam’s)is not on the line it’s not worth it.

    P.S.
    WE NEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE N!99@Z, AND GET ON SOME GROWN MAN SHIT.

  • yaboy

    tip lost.

    bol should write a book of all the ‘lost blogs.’

    YN should kill himself.

    that is all.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    FEED ME! FEED ME!

    ME, ME, IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!

  • ak47

    Kevy-Kev must have invited T.I. to the function and that crazy-ass nigga T.I.P. showed up. (I know. I know. We’re all sick of this split personality shit.)

    ^^^^^^^^
    Thats Funny Shit!

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    didn’t THE WIRE say something about no banging on Sundays? man gotta have a code…

  • Cuban link

    EReal Says:

    June 25th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    More southern ball juggling. *SMH*

    If you’ve been censoring Bol, I’d love to see what the uncensored drops are gonna say. lol.

    1 hunned.

    ^^^^aha co-sign

    I wonder what everyone who caught feelings about Bol’s terrorist remarks about Muslims are gonna think then, damn, YN i hate you!

  • Detroit P

    I uaed to like your writer but you just get lamer and lamer because instead of stating how you feel it SEEMS like you just dick ride who ever is hot at the moment and I kinda understand it for the magazine business…but in a “blog”..thats kinda weak

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    these guys are fools. their egos are only out-sized by their stupidity.

  • mr martin

    t.i. licks balls on weekends

    and thoreaualy77 is wack

  • mr martin

    this is not mr. martin

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso

    it seems like the more $$$ niggaz from da hood gets, da more retarded they act. They all grown men and should’ve just enjoyed the affair as it was planned to be done, an Honor of Red (whateva dat is, i know a shorty who rocks perfume by that name) and The Pete’s Foundation.

    Is it that hard to dead the Thug Act for a few hours and act civilized for a civil cause?

    WTF!

  • People people listen closly

    “You coulda caught the nigga later at post-BET awards after party. That’s where you shoot, stab, kill niggas. Rush the security!”

    lol that shit funny

  • Ali

    finally….4 a while there I 4got about u YN…Billy Sunday & Bol been on tha grind & I used 2 like Sunday but he likes Bol now & he even blogs like him too….I ain’t feelin’ those 2 no more even tho they have a few real talk blogs here & there about tha ghetto & shit…….this was ta most entertainin blog ive read here in 2 weeks…& I live fresh’s picture blogs lol…..where sickamore at?

  • Ali

    finally….4 a while there I 4got about u YN…Billy Sunday & Bol been on tha grind & I used 2 like Sunday but he likes Bol now & he even blogs like him too….I ain’t feelin’ those 2 no more even tho they have a few real talk blogs here & there about tha ghetto & shit…….this was ta most entertainin blog ive read here in 2 weeks…& I live fresh’s picture blogs lol…..where sickamore at?

  • KING BLAIR

    i lost all respect for LUDA he let his man get his ass whipped by a dude he had beef wit and he just walks out hell naw. LUDA will never be KOTS or the streets

  • Calibud

    TI embarrassed the culture with that one. He was accepted in the high society club of black entertainers, he might have that pass revoked after this incident.

  • Mr. Whats beef

    ay KING BLAIR, who ever said luda’s manager got his ass whipped, i heard on another story on this site that chaka had to defend himself and take actions in his own hands. man tip is like a fucking flyweight lol.

  • http://N/A Ayigansta

    Nigga get off the Yellow Nigga ethos.
    It the most annoying line I’ve been reading in XXL since you came on board.
    If you are confused about who you are, fine keep it to yourself.
    But, please stop that irritating shit.

  • Chad Biggz

    Damn! Ya blogged this shit. Only thing you was misssing was screamin THE BEST BLOGGER ALIVE, THE BEST BLOGGER ALIVE in your best REMIX BABY (weezy fucking baby voice)

  • Hannah Smith

    “Security? Yes, the old man’s escaped again. Bring him back in and bump up the medication please… I know, it’s embarassing for us all…”

  • Hannah Smith

    “That’s right, your eyes are not deceiving you the best rap blogger alive is back.”

    Um, you’re not even the best blogger on this website.

    And you write like you’re a hyperactive three year old. Not a good look for a grown man.