Keep On Rising To The Top…

Now that all the papers have been graded and the grades are submitted we can get back to business. I want to give a shout out first to all the graduates of 2007. There are a whole lot of 80’s babies moving onward and upward despite what some people might say(myself included). R.I.P. to Stack Bundles. We barely even knew ye.

So now that summer vacation is about to popoff where the fuck are y’all going? I know about half of y’all fools on the east coast will be going to Virginia Beach for the Fourth. Actually, you have to call it Vahhh Beach. At least that’s what the locals do. I wonder if that ‘hoodrat mall on Military Highway is still open? That is the most likely place for a shootout in the world. It’s one of those ghetto ass malls that only sells sneakers, and fake weave hair. Still and all you can bag up a nice little beatbox from one of the dozen or so nail salons that dot the mall. Virginia broads don’t be shy with their vagina either. These country broads have been slinging their slots since the seventh grade. Or so I hear.

N’Awlins used to be the spot in the summertime when the Essence Festival came through. Bourbon Street hasn’t been the same since Katrina. Don’t you find it ironic that the hurricane that fucked shit up the most was named after a Black chick? Who is gonna fuck your crib up the worst when she catches you fucking around with another woman? A Black chick, of course. She is gonna go crazy and start breaking shit and cussing and kicking up major dust. I haven’t been back to New Orleans because I’m waiting for Lil’ Wang to graduate from the University of Houston (Juneteenth, 2000Nevuary) and run for Ray Nagin’s job as mayor. His platform will be free pills for everyone.

Where do folks in the Midwest go for summer vacation? Vegas? I still haven’t been to Vegas yet, but I have to imagine that shit is hotter than hell during the summer. What is there to do in Vegas other than throw bags of money at strippers? Not that I would ever do that. I need my money. That’s why I don’t go to strip clubs now. Picture me giving someone my rent money to pay their rent. Them chicks need to get a job. It must suck to be from the part of the Midwest that has no water connected to it. At least Texas has the Gulf of Mexico.

I already know that Oakland and San Francisco will be what’s up in California. Maybe this will be the year that Hyphy music finally gets off the ground. That shit is like the Esperanto of rap music. If someone from L.A. would get into that Hyphy shit it might stand a chance. Maybe if Ray J would use some Hyphy music as the soundtrack for one of his new porno movies then at least some people would be obliged to listen to it. Otherwise, Los Angeles and San Diego are still the only reasons to travel to the west coast. San Diego is prah’lee better than L.A. as far as the ladies are concerned. I’m into Philipino chicks like that and San Diego is loaded with that warbaby action.

So wherever you travel for the summer make sure you log on to XXL Mag Dot Com because summer school will be in session on this end and your favorite rapper is the Barry Bonds of the rap game, all juiced up on steroids.

  • Danny

    Where the fuck u been?

    “R.I.P. to Stack Bundles. We barely even knew ye.”

    ^^^^
    Was that a reference to the Bol blog??

  • Were Read 2 Def

    >What is there to do in Vegas other than throw bags of money at strippers?

    ^ No makin it rain.

  • Were Read 2 Def

    Billy X.,

    I was wonderin if u got mowed down this past week. Where the fuck u been?

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    “R.I.P. to Stack Bundles. We barely even knew ye.”

    ^^^^
    Was that a reference to the Bol blog??

    The phrase “we barely even knew ye” has been used so often it’s ridiculous.

    Glad to know that you missed me Danny.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Read 2 Def,
    No Stack Bundles for me partnah. I’m back on the set with more Lil’ Wang drops and all that good shit you smell me for (no homo)

  • John Brown

    Billy,

    Welcome back, thought YN canned you. Good to see he didnt. Anyways I dont know about yall but Miami is where its poppin. And I dont say that because I stay in Miami. We have all types of chicks here. WHITE, BROWN, BLACK, YELLOW name we got it. We got those “hoodrat malls” Carol City Flea Market and U.S. flea market. But I do admit that for labor day weekend I will be traveling to San Diego.

  • beeyo

    Are you a teacher or something?
    You can’t just leave for a week and not say nothin, son, that’s not showing much courtesy curtis. I just laughed more times at this post than I have at any of Bols posts for a while now. Glad you are back.

  • b-ease

    Was that a reference to the Bol blog??
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yes, it was. And dont let anybody tell you any different.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Was that a reference to the Bol blog??
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yes, it was. And dont let anybody tell you any different.

    ^ What the eff are you talking about meatball?!?

  • http://xxlmag EReal

    LOL @ This Whole Drop.

    Your subliminals are out of control homie, LMFAO.

    Ahhh, I missed the Wayne bashing.

    Welcome Back, Sunday, Welcome Back. LOL.

    1 hunned.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    you’s a….laaaaaame

  • boyboy

    u are in love with lil wayne

    omg
    get off his dick

    thanks

  • jeff

    RIP Mr. Wizard

  • http://www.myspace.com/shoduction sam

    in the midwest we’ve got…fuck. Oscillating fucking fans and baby pools got damnit. Make due with what we have, us midwesterners do.

  • jeff

    Mr Wizard had a hell of an impact on hip hop culture. he was the reason why a lot of 80s babies started making dope in their own kitchens and started making rap songs about that shit. He made mainstream cats feel capable of making shit themselves instead of going to a lab. Instead of a flask and test tubes, cats started using mayonaise jars and dish detergent containers. RIP Mr Wizard.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Virginia broads don’t be shy with their vagina either

    TRUE STORY!!! and im from va…

  • yup

    dj gaykid go stick ur pipe in boyboys ass.

    thanks.

  • killaseason

    this site needs an Upgrade(c) beyonce

  • keke

    Where do folks in the Midwest go for summer vacation? Vegas?

    It must suck to be from the part of the Midwest that has no water connected to it.

    Billy X
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Um, Billy….you do realize that Vegas is on the West coast right?

    And besides ppl in the midwest, and I happen to be one of them, travel wherever they want to. There is still a lot to do in the Midwest during the summer depending on where you are from. I am from Chicago, so I chill here, but I do want to take a trip to ATL this summer for a couple of days. Also, I have been to Vegas but not in the summer, it does get hot as hell there, but there is a lot to do. Just go in April, that is when the weather is much more bearable.

  • Danny

    Billy X. Sunday Says:

    June 13th, 2007 at 8:57 am
    “R.I.P. to Stack Bundles. We barely even knew ye.”

    ^^^^
    Was that a reference to the Bol blog??

    The phrase “we barely even knew ye” has been used so often it’s ridiculous.

    Glad to know that you missed me Danny.

    ^^^
    Well personnaly I think your on Bol’s dick and agree with all the “Bolshit” he says…

    So yea I’m pretty convinced that was yet another low blow to the late great Stack Bundles…

    That’s two strikes for XXL…

    One more and i’m boycotting this bitch…

    Anyways it’s not like they put bangers up anymore…

  • M.

    mr your a trick if you want Philipino chicks I think it would be wise to go to the Philipines

  • ri067953

    Dude, Vegas is off the hook. The clubs there are crazy but you gotta mess with the local chicks, that way you don’t have to bring them back to your hotel room. The strip clubs are cool too. I’ve been known to make it sprinkle up in a few of them! I will be going there for the summer. San Diego is a good place to bag chicks cause they are less stuck up then the L.A. chicks and they got some cool spots in the downtown area. Plus if you don’t have any luck, you could always hop the border to T.J. and find yourself a lady friend for a few bucks.

  • Jimmy Jones

    Stacks who???

  • P-Matik

    Billy,
    Yeah man, Military Circle mall is still there and in effect!

  • SK

    this site(xxlmag.com) needs an Upgrade(c) Beyonce

  • aaaayo aaaaight

    lol@the covert stack bundles hate.

    people are rediculous

  • 757 4evaa

    yo billy-great post, u aint tellin nothin but the truth

    Yes. Military Circle Mall is still open and and there is a whole new crop of beatboxes there for u kid(757 chicks always love ny ni**az)

  • b-ease

    ^ What the eff are you talking about meatball?!?
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    LMAO!!!! Your comments are always funnier than your blogs…If you relegated yourself to just making childish insults, I think you’d be #1 on the nets, and not just a witless bol clone.Anyways…

    What I was saying was that given the controversy of bol’s Stack blog, and given that “we hardly knew ye” was the title of said blog, i find it hard to believe you werent referncing the blog in question. You obviously read it, so if it wasnt correlated I dont see why you would use that particular pharse.?There were plenty of “so long” phrased to choose from. Come on. Yea, its been used a million times, but it hasnt been used a million times in reference to Stack’s death.

    Or maybe you subconsciously bite bol so much that you didnt even see the connection. If so, you’re more pathetic than i thought. But less of a hack, so i guess that could be a positive…

  • Brooklyn’s here

    “shit is like the Esperanto of rap music.”

    lol. 1/2 these cats don’t even know what Esperanto is!

  • b-ease

    So yea I’m pretty convinced that was yet another low blow to the late great Stack Bundles…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    respect to the dead (even if they were pieces of shit in life, not saying stack was, im just saying…) but come on, GREAT?!? You cant mean that…

  • http://cajunpeach.typepad.com/ cajun peach

    KEKE,
    you’ll love ATL if u decide to take a visit – shitload of clubs, strip clubs, bars, free events nearly on a daily basis…i love my city, but i do want to make it out to vegas one day very soon!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso

    yo my dude, why u aint tell me you be directin and shit, i could’ve made a cameo or some shit.

    And my dude i was blessed to have gone to Vegas about 3yrs ago wit my younger bro for a lil Vacation to get away from Jersey. it was around May and in the morning it was already like an 80 degree average by 8am. Alot of dry air, and some of the most openly free shit allowed without gettin probation. Like every corner has a mexican (not exaggeratin) flippin discount fliers for prostitution rates, 2 for 1′s, all types of wild shit. I didn’t indulge in dat shit. But thanks to a door usher at the Aladdin Hotel where i was staying, i did find my way to some of dat Cali Plantlife. Overall nah it wasn’t the ignorance that took place over All Star Weekend, but the overall atmosphere was cool, i met a few peeps from both Vegas and Cali, who all embraced me as one of their own despite me in damn near 100+ weather, Timbs and all dat good ol East Coast shit we known for rockin in the not so pleasant weather of The First Coast (get mad).

    but yeah all u bastids enjoy, and Billy enlighten me on this movie shit B. I could’ve played a derranged junkie who felt like endin his life to find out if he was gonna return as a Pit-Bull.

  • http://ifux.blogspot.com I Fux aka Willy Swagger

    San Diego is prah’lee better than L.A. as far as the ladies are concerned. I’m into Philipino chicks like that and San Diego is loaded with that warbaby action.

    ^^HUge Look for the best city eva , and just a tad south in Tijuana head to Adelitas bar bitches are 10 and from all parts of South America and instead of throwing bags of money for them to strip you can throw a Franklin at them and hit it.

  • roxxalott

    BAN BOL….AFTER WHAT HE SAID ABOUT STACKS MURDER ……BAN BOL…………..
    BAN BOL………….
    HE IS A HEARTLESS PIG

  • Dr Flav

    Look who’s awake after whackin himself off to unconsciousness! LOL What up Sunday? Glad you put us up some reading material. Lol @ I went to that Va Beach mall you speaking on, bought some mix cds, incense, two pair of Nikes (buy One get one half price) and a cool club shirt from the foreigners menswear store, all under $150.

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    damn, just thinking about all those things to do during the summer… unfortunately i start my Med in less than a month.

    have fun.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com DBizzle

    Haha.. Military Circle Mall is still jumpin… Vahhh Beach…!!

  • duece bigg

    Welcome back dog. LMAO at that statement about Miami. This is a shitty place to party. Cops out of control, stuck up bitches, and I got money. Heading back to the A

  • keke

    Cajun peach,

    I really do hope that me and my girls will get together and do that road trip to the ATL. I have always wanted to go to ATL, and I have heard many things about the clubs there. I just want to know exactly how the women are able to do all of those tricks, that is some amazing stuff they do. And yes, Vegas is great!! You will have a blast. There is something for everyone, if you go, make it to clup OPM….that is a nice joint, it is in Caesars Palace. There are a lot of other things to do as well but if you go in the summer…be careful. Cause they say it gets hot as hell, like 120 degrees but you live in ATL so you are probably used to some hot weather, but Vegas is super hot cause its surrounded by desert.

  • thatwhitedude

    good post billy, glad you’re back, had me laughin, i never heard the phrase “beatbox” before, that word along with “stack bundled” are officially in my everyday vocab now…

  • Pablo

    Bolman Junior is back in the building.

  • ff

    i am off to malaysia and thailand for the holidays

  • young troopa

    Damn this shit is str8 gutta man. Im in 757 now from Louisiana and these girls out here been giving it up just to hear my accent shits funny bout military circle but i cant lie i be hittin it up on the weekend. VA str8 homie

  • Cuban Link

    Billy, u shoudldve done a blog on the Sopranos ending.I jjust realized noone did anything on it here.And, btw, that was the greatest ending for a TV show ever

  • Matty

    Ereal 4 Sunday.

    Ya Faggets!