Paul Wall = The Next Martin Luther King Jr.

After I watched the VH-1 special documentary ‘Blood Diamonds’ featuring Paul Wall, Tego Calderon and Raekwon, I gained a greater appreciation for Paul Wall. He was actually a knowledgeable dude and he seemed able to put the pieces together quicker than the rapping counterparts that he accompanied on the trip to Sierra Leone. Not to say that the other rappers weren’t intelligent or anything, but Paul Wall understood the many layers involved with the sale of the precious stones.

Maybe this is why he’s decided to forego the profits from his diamond encrusted tooth coverings popularly known as grills. Instead donating the monies to charities that aid all of the people still fucked the fuck up after more than a decade of civil war inside of Sierra Leone. Paul Wall is also using his money to host a free concert for Houstonians (read: poor azz jigs displaced by Hurricane Katrina). That will be a pretty penny considering costs for the venue, staffing, security and insurance. Something in the range of fifty K comes to mind.

If your’e anything like me and you trust absolutely no one’s motives then you have to start to wonder why the hell is this dude becoming all environmentally friendly and shit. Paul Wall seems to be doing a lot of progressive things for Africa and African Americans alike. It’s like Paul Wall is angling to get on the ballot with that former slave owner, Barack Obaama. Marrying a fat Black bitch already made him a saint in my book, but all this extra shit is starting to make dude look suspect. What if Paul Wall was really campaigning to be the next Martin Luther King Jr. for the Blacks? Do you know how much Black pussy Paul Wall would get then?!? Not just the Black hos that fucks with the rap music, but all that sweet Black poonahnee that listens to Lauryn Hill and Dwele and Jill Scott. He would even have entrée to the Black sisters that don’t fucks with any of this devil music. Tender Black church twat.

Hell to the no!!! Paul Wall is cool and shit, but I will not vote for his azz to be the next Martin Luther King Jr. Albeit, there has been a dearth in Black leadership for forty years, but look at all the social gains we’ve made. In the last five years we’ve had how many Oscar winners? 3-6 Mafia bitches! That shit smells like progress to me. If Paul Wall wants to be the next Martin Luther King he is going to have to bring some extra white shit to the table. How about some Black NASCAR drivers in the Nextel Cup race? You know how jigs love to chirp each other with their Nextel phones. I would like NaS label to buy a car and wrap it with photos and graphics from his new album. That way when I watch the Darlington 500 I can say, “Look at NaS’ car go.” But we need more white shit in the ‘hood.

We need better fucking supermarkets so I don’t have to go the bodega and McDonald’s to do my grocery shopping. We need better playgrounds that have that soft rubbery shit under the monkey bars so that jig babies don’t have to open their skulls onto the pavement when they fall. We need more white bitches in the ‘hood too. Especially those hos from Nebraska and Kansas with the big ‘ol corn fed booties. We need miniature golf courses. We need oxygen bars. We need Subaru dealerships. What we don’t need is another hero, because a hero ain’t nothin’ but a sandwich.

So if Paul Wall wants to be the next Martin Luther King Jr. tell him to bring some of that good white shit to the ‘hood that white has been keeping to himself for all these years. Maybe then I’ll vote for him.

  • Definition

    you forgot ‘juice’. the white man has that too.

  • Tek

    I don’t know what that was, but I do know that it was entertaining…

  • che

    you sound like bol. in a bad way.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^^ word ‘em up. ORGANIC juice.

  • cd

    wut the fuck, damn bill da shit was funny but ur a fuckin dumbass

  • these posts are racist

    Fuk white people.And Chinks

  • Meka Soul

    what the fuck is “juice???” i want some grape drink, baby!

  • Yoda

    Man, shut up…

  • Cashus Clay

    Along with sum organic oj i need me sum white people bread both literal and in the hiphop sense Aint nuting like that white people money and Peanut butter on 12 grain whole wheat white people bread

  • John Cochran

    Yo, Paul been showing love for a minute. I used to stay in DC and him and Mike Jones used to be there doin shows all the time. They wasnt on no celebrity shit either. I mean, dont get me wrong he cant rap, but I like the guy. And you aint never lie homie, we need that shit in the hood. But the queston is do niggas deserve nice shit? Yall know we tear down everything new in a matter of months.

  • http://www.soundclick.com/shoduction sam

    Hasn’t that chevy commercial with TI and dale earnhardt set the cause of black nascar drivers back a ways?

  • Ace

    Yo, I feel you. I’d be into seeing Nas hype his album on a nextel cup car. But, on the real, you can keep the subaru and oxygen bars though on the real. I’d rather have an organic grocery store and a coffee shop.

  • http://realestniggas.com brodel34

    You’re only creating more problems by making everything a white & black thing. stop it.

  • Jay O Kay

    Seriously man, what’s your fascination with Paul Wall? First you say he is keeping it real because he married a black chick (Is his wife not keeping it real for marrying a white dude? Are black dudes who marry white women keeping it real? Does anyone become “real” just because they marry a black woman?), and now this. Get off of Paul Wall’s little white pecker.

  • John Cochran

    Homie, everything is black and white. Example, a white dude can go his whole life in some areas of the country with no real interaction with a black person. Whereas, if I go to school, get pulled over, apply for a loan or want a job I’ll most likely have to holla at a caucasion. It may not be black and white for some, but for me it is.

  • J.R.O.

    That way when I watch the Darlington 500 I can say, “Look at NaS’ car go.”

    ^^^
    Good shit.

  • b-ease

    dude, you better have evidence that you were using the term “jig” for years, or you are officially bol’s bastard son.

    you need a new angle dude, bol has the sarcastic “i love hiphop so much i hate it” thing going on.

    and for all i know, you may have started it. but, honestly, you’re just not as good of a writer.

    you seem to review seriously tho, and i think you should focus on this (none of the other columinists seriously review shit).you’re obviously a hiphop head with a variety of tastes. this could be your new niche, because the current one is NOT working. you post more than bol and noz now but the enthusiasm from us nerds on the boards just isnt there.

    Switch it up.

  • b-ease

    oh, and i dont think we have to worry about Paul Wall being anything but the “next rapper that was popular two summers ago that is flopping now becuase everybody realized he sucked.”

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    B-Ease,

    Do yourself a favor and listen to your screen name. The fact that my writing reminds you of Bol means that you don’t read enough.

    Push back from the computer screen and go outside for a minute. Take your iPod with all your Lil’ Wayne songs. Go for a walk or some shit. Smell some flowers. When you come back home re-read my shit.

    It’s because your horizons are so narrow that you can’t wrap your brain around my drops. Bol uses the term ‘jig’ and for my money he may have reintroduced it into popular vernacular via the internets. I use it so that you know what the fuck I am talking about. Just like when I tell you to stop wearing a cunt as a ski cap.

  • http://www.myspace.com/theanticorp SONNY CHEEBA

    Marrying a fat Black bitch already made him a saint in my book

    ^^^that was wrong Billy!

    @ Meka- LOL

  • EnglandRepresent

    ‘Bol uses the term ‘jig’ and for my money he may have reintroduced it into popular vernacular via the internets. I use it so that you know what the fuck I am talking about. Just like when I tell you to stop wearing a cunt as a ski cap.’

    ^^Oh shit lmfao!!! Thats classic I’m definitely half-inching that, ‘stop wearing a cunt as a ski cap’ you big girls blouse………love it.

  • b-ease

    Bol would have never got so emotional…

    (sing this in the r.kelly melody of “U remind me of my jeep”)

    you remind me of my bitch
    you so sensitive
    something like bol
    but you cant write shit
    Man you bite so damn hard
    i cant read it
    and i think i pulled your card
    maybe you should get weeded…

    And i got my cunt cap on, i see you with the douche mask, holla at you boy!

  • b-ease

    I took your advice. Smelled some flowers and all that. Got back, and your column still sucks…

    Maybe i missed a step???

  • b-ease

    Bol uses the term ‘jig’ and for my money he may have reintroduced it into popular vernacular via the internets.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    so you admit you’re a biter??? you suck…

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Nobodies emotional over here. I enjoy the back and forth sometimes. I’m not going to let you hold my penis though because that’s just ghey.

  • thecollinb

    at first i thought this was gonna be a drop about which one of the 2 fucked the most hoes but then you started talking about conflict diamonds or some shit and I clicked on the Dwayne Wade Sidekick add to see if i could get it for the lowski.
    I think Raekwon was really the one who got the most out of the trip, Wall was obligated to show concern and sentiment and all that Jazz cause he’s a cracka ass cracka making money off the laboring hands (or lack thereof) of the same Africans he went to see.
    and for the record King scored more “sweet church twat” than Wall.

  • http://freddyfred.biz Freddy Fred

    dude shutup, that was a pointless blog, paul is already well respected in the black community moron. down here in htown we dont see him as being a white dude. hes just a cool ass cat with a great sense of respect for other people. stop tryin to degrade paul and tryin to make him look like a poser or something.

  • http://www.blaterecords.tk Julian

    I think He means that Luther King instored a lot of things for Black people and if white men like Paul Wall want to be claimed good guy for black guys then he should start by instoring things for black folks like his exemples…but I don’t get that straight, Paul wall isn’t president or leader to be as powerful as Luther King

  • joe jack

    If
    Paul Wall=MLK does that mean M&M=Malcolm X?

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    John Cochran Says:

    April 3rd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    Homie, everything is black and white. Example, a white dude can go his whole life in some areas of the country with no real interaction with a black person. Whereas, if I go to school, get pulled over, apply for a loan or want a job I’ll most likely have to holla at a caucasion. It may not be black and white for some, but for me it is.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    real talk

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    > “Just like when I tell you to stop wearing a cunt as a ski cap.”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I don’t know what the means, but it sounds funny as muthafucka!

  • John Brown

    so I don’t have to go the bodega and McDonald’s to do my grocery shopping.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    BILLY, if you take out all the bodegas from every hood then where are we suppose to do our grocery. PUBLIX? WINN-DIXIE? those places are expensive as hell. I rather go to the bodega where is cheap.

  • Randy Watson

    post is dripping wackjuice

  • EReal

    YO SUNDAY!

    there is a black NASCAR driver.

    His name is Bernie Lamar

    and he drives the Waste Management car.

    Aint that some shit??

    Paul Wall is str8 with me because he did a screwed and chopped version of the transplants album, I found that creativley dope as fuck. So, I gave Paul Wall a pass even tho I dont really enjoy his raps. All the superman save the cheerleader save the world shit is just cherry. Wordd.

    1 hunned.

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    John Brown Says:

    April 4th, 2007 at 10:38 am

    BILLY, if you take out all the bodegas from every hood then where are we suppose to do our grocery. PUBLIX? WINN-DIXIE? those places are expensive as hell. I rather go to the bodega where is cheap.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    People up North don’t know what Publix or Winn-Dixie are … it’s more like Key-Food and PathMark

  • http://www.thursdayplantation.blogspot.com lar

    this one goes up on the fridge.

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  • Dipset

    these posts are racist Says:

    April 3rd, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    Fuk white people.And Chinks

    ^^^ Your the only racist here you Homo…

    Ya Dig??

  • Fernando

    BILLY SUNDAY IS A BOL BITER!!! EVERYONE CAN SEE IT! ITS NOT HARD TO SPOT BUDDY!!

  • sublicon

    BILLY SUNDAY! YOU ARE THE TRUTH, SON! KEEP ON KEEPIN ON BRINGIN THAT BLOGGER HEAT!

  • b-ease

    John Cochran Says:

    April 3rd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    Homie, everything is black and white. Example, a white dude can go his whole life in some areas of the country with no real interaction with a black person. Whereas, if I go to school, get pulled over, apply for a loan or want a job I’ll most likely have to holla at a caucasion. It may not be black and white for some, but for me it is.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Stolen from a Chris Rock stand up.

  • 11kap

    I am very offended by this article. This nigga who wrote this shit must be on drugs. Go suck Paul Wall’s dick, ya half-cocked black pice o’ shit.

  • RotterdamSoldier

    Do you know how much Black pussy Paul Wall would get then?!? Not just the Black hos that fucks with the rap music, but all that sweet Black p
    oonahnee that listens to Lauryn Hill and Dwele and Jill Scott. He would even have entrée to the Black sisters that don’t fucks with any of this devil music. Tender Black church twat.

    ^^That shit had me LMAO….^^

  • Anonymous

    lame as fuck and so are these racsict ass comments grow the fuck up slavery ended long ago quit cryin.