Hip-Hop Loves Getting Fucked The Fuck Up

I found it rather curious when Jay-Z boycotted Louis Roderer’s Cristal brand champagne because I had never purchased a bottle nor had anyone that I knew. I may have spent forty bucks on a bottle of Perrier-Jouet to take to someone’s crib for a real special occasion, but there is no way in hell I was spending wild money on piss water. What do I know for that matter anyhoo? Cristal may just taste like a Catholic schoolgirl in knee high stockings. My aim when I enter a liquor store is to get fucked the fuck up on some shit, but also to keep my shit as Hip-Hop as possible. By that I mean I don’t get all redneck country western on a motherfucker. No whiskeys, even though shit like Maker’s Mark and the classic Jack Daniels will put you on your ass. I don’t fucks with scotch either. Who am I fooling? Scotch is for niggas that got they shit together. Mutual funds, mortgage refinancing and marriage.

Nope, when I go to the liquor store I likes to keep my shit Hip-Hop. That way if any little kid is in there playing the number for his granddaddy he can see the type of shit that you have to drink to keep it Hip-Hop. This is the most important thing to the youth today so here is my guide to getting twisted and keeping it real in the ‘hood.

Hennessy – I don’t care how much money you have on you, if you don’t copp no Hennessy you will never be a superstar rapper. Even if you have to buy the airline single shot bottle get that shit. If Tupac were alive today he wouldn’t just tell you buy Hennessy, he would tell you to bathe in it. No self-respecting emcee doesn’t have a Hennessy rhyme in their repetoire. A lot of people drink Hennessy before they go to work as bus drivers, deliverymen and teachers. How Hip-Hop is that? Very.

Grey Goose – If you want to keep your shit Hip-Hop but that brown liquor fucks you up too quick you should fucks with the Grey Goose vodka. You’ve seen rappers pour this stuff down whores backs and then drink it when it flows from they buttcrack. That shit is Hip-Hop. Give Dame Dash credit for making vodka into a Hip-Hop liquor. Where is Dame now? You think he still walks around with that bottle in his hand?

Cisco – There are a lot of bumwines that keep it Hip-Hop like Boone’s Farm and Mad Dog 20/20 but none of them will get you fucked the fuck up like Cisco will. That smooth inviting berry flavor leaves no hint to the madness and destruction that will follow later. I know people that have blacked out on their feet after drinking this shit only to get their bearing back several hours later in a police precinct with a shirt covered in blood. Two words for y’all. Hip-Hop.

Heinekin – Heinys are the classy, faggy Hip-Hop brew now that Pharell is doing commercials for them. They’re still the best way to chase your Hennessy down. The important thing to remember is that to keep your shit Hip-Hop you have to drink from a bottle. The keg can is for humps.

Olde English 800 – This malt liquor is the G.O.A.T. of Hip-Hop alcoholic beverages. Before the forty ounce it was all about tall cans and quarts. Who among you aspiring rappers is hardbody enough to handle the 64oz jug? Old Gold is what makes you Hip-Hop at every occasion, from house parties, to picnics, barbecues and baby showers. I guarantee you that your favorite rapper has a least one song dedicated to Old Easy.

So there you have it. Your cousin Billy Sunday’s list of Hip-Hop’s greatest alcoholic beverages. Practice these handy How-To-Be-Hip-Hop guides if you want to be a successful rapper with lots of ladies.

  • jay

    ” If Tupac were alive today he wouldn’t just tell you buy Hennessy, he would tell you to bathe in it.”

    hahaahhaahah.. kind of a random post. but made me laugh nonetheless

  • http://www.xxlmag.com yai

    YALL TALK ABOUT LIQUR LIKE ITS KOOL AID AND THATS WHY BLACKS GET DISSED BY THE MEDIA, CUZ WE BUY AND SELL MOST OF THE B.S. OUT RIGHT NOW, INCLUDING VIOLENT RAPS, DRUGZ, AND OTHER ILL ISH, NOT THAT WHITES DON’T DO THE SAME, BUT WHITES LOOK UP 2 BLACKS NOW AND SOME WISH THEY WERE BLACK. SO WHERE R THE ROLE MODELS AT? BILL COSBY? HE TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT BLACKS AND GOT BACKLASH IN SECONDS, TRUTH HURTS FOLKS, WE DO MORE BAD DEN GOOD AND YALL KNOW EXAMP= YALL HEAR DAT NEW 50 CENT DISS?! DAT SHIT GO HARD! FUCC CAMRON DAT NIGGA GON GET SHOT AGAIN, g-UNIT BITCHES! OH BUT LUPE COME WIT SOMETHEN= DAT SHIT GAY, CAN’T FUCC WIT JEEZY! I PROMISE U WILL SEE THIS 2DAY

  • Tray

    First?

  • http://www.xxlmag.com yai

    AND STOP DAT FIRST ISH AND INTERNET BEEFIN CUZ WE’LL NEVA MEET EACH OTHER, JUS HAVE A HARD GOOD DEBATE AND GET OUT

  • jacquez
  • j

    No E&J ?

  • Brodric J. Dudley

    Fuck this shit.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thaanswermikeyd Dip Set City

    E&J doesn’t make the list? It’s a hip-hop classic!

  • dee barnes

    what about patron?

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    I like it … VERY entertaining piece. You ain’t lyin’ about that Cisco! They call that shit liquid crack. As for the 64oz Jug of OE, maaaan you brought me back with that one cuz they don’t sell that down south. You’d be hard-pressed to even find a 40oz let alone a 64.

    I think Hennessy is ghetto tho’. I’d rather drink Courvoussier (your boy Diddy advocates it so it must be hip hop, right?)

    I don’t know if anyone remembers this but cans of Coors Light used to say something like the “official beer of hip hop”. That was fuckin’ hilarious. They stopped printing that on the cans after the hip hop community wasn’t buy it (pun intended) and the phrase was also driving away their caucasoidian market.

  • sk

    st.ides fool then they had the nerve too come with different flavors

  • DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    (why in the hell is other people in populating in my comment section…XXL your f’n up…fix it)

    Grey Goose and Coronas

  • WC Repper

    Where’s the erk and jerk???

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Y’all are right as usual, Easy & Jesus should have made the cut since it’s way more affordable than the Hen rock

  • BIZNESS

    I don’t know bout you Billy but I would say St. ides is the 40 of choice pre-shiny suit hip-hop dayz. And If any Canadians out there you know bout that BULL Max40oz.
    And you can’t forget about the “Guinness” for all my West-Indian influenced Hip-Hop friends.

  • BIZNESS

    I don’t know bout you Billy but I would say St. ides is the 40 of choice pre-shiny suit hip-hop dayz. And If any Canadians out there you know bout that BULL Max40oz.

    And you can’t forget about the “Guinness” for all my West-Indian influenced Hip-Hop friends.

    Pour a lil out!!!

  • K.O.T.S.

    I fucks with that Hennessy all day every day. Thats the true hip-hop drink. Not with coke though, on the rocks. Grey Goose I buy that shit when Im trying to get a broad at the clubs, (you know what they say that goose makes the bitches loose). Heineken is that shit I like to drink when im watching sports.

    ***Every year since 2000 me and my homeboys pop a bottle of Hennessy and jam to ALL EYEZ ON ME on Sept. 13.****

  • The Bizness

    I don’t know bout you Billy but I would say St. ides is the 40 of choice pre-shiny suit hip-hop dayz. And If any Canadians out there you know bout that BULL Max40oz.

    And you can’t forget about the “Guinness” for all my West-Indian influenced Hip-Hop friends.

    Dont’ forget to pour a lil out!!!

  • thatdukeSuave

    Funny shit for real! Ain’t nothin mo’ hip-hop than killin a 40 of Old English (or Mad Dog if ya gully) while you at a baby shower!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    SIDE NOTE TO MY EFFIN’OPINION:
    Dog just wanted to let you know that your screen name and email addy was in my blanks when I came down to comment. I don’t know you or where you from and don’t know how it happened, but thought I’d give you the heads up. I erased it, but XXLmag dot com puttin your shit out there somehow. Get em!

  • K.O.T.S.

    Billy didnt you say “Fuck a Grey Goose, that good shit is Belvedere.” on Sunday March 18? But now your saying “you should fucks with the Grey Goose vodka.”

  • K.O.T.S.

    odjddpakjlk;etjrlkewjlk;e3

  • K.O.T.S.

    I dunno but to get F’ed up I like tod rink that Baracadi 151. Can I get a amen

  • zee

    EASY JESUS

    Hypnotiq(kinda soft, but tastes good n will get u fucked up. ESPECIALLY mixed with Henny. That hulk is off the chain)

  • crimerate

    Damn Billy, I kinda liked your steez until this post. Not only do I fucks w/ whiskey, I fucks with the cheap shit. Old Crow, straight from the bottle, no chaser. Fourteen bucks per 1.75 liters. Gettin twisted on the cheap = More hip hop Than dropping 35 bucks on a bottle of that yuppie goose.

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Suave … that same thing has happened to me on several occasions with other peoples screen names and addy’s (yours might have been one of them). I thought I was the only one it happened to but now my guess is that it’s a glitch in XXL’s system.

    Good lookin’ out though! (btw that’s a made up addy)

  • EReal

    Remy? St. Ides? Mickey’s Ice?

    I drink Sailor Jerry rum. Thats that shit. Its smoother than captain, has caramel and cherry hints and it’s 92 proof instead of 80 proof, cause I keep it hardbody like that.
    You wanna get twisted? Try Sailor Jerry, I bet you’ll be tellin everyone about that shit.
    I guess Im not Hip-Hop enough because Im a Rum / Whiskey cat. I love the brown liquors, they get you tore. The clear liquors are for the broads man. I never got that whole Grey Goose shit. How you gonna feel hardbody drinkin a vodka cranberry?
    Take it from the Alchey himself, gin and tonic and cranberry vodka are not hardbody. Thats what your chick orders. Get you some brandy, congac, whiskey, or rum if you’re drinkin the liquor. Leave that clear shit to the broads.

    Oh, and listen to the Alcoholiks. They keep it real on the drinkin shit.

    Imma go get shit hammered now. Peas.

    1 hunned.

  • Rizzop

    Man you forgeting Patron and all the open ladies it brings…..Patron Margaritas are the best. made too many babies off the Henn and alize

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    KOTS,
    I fucks with Belvy all day, but this list is to help make YOU more Hip-Hop. So that when broads see you they say, “Damn, that nigga is Hip-Hop”.

  • Rizzop

    And private stock will fuck yo ass up!! And its cheap as hell!……I drink too much

  • Meka Soul

    crown royal anyone? it even comes with a nifty velveteen coin purse [pause].

    or at least st. ides [do those even exist?].

  • Meka Soul

    >I dunno but to get F’ed up I like to drink that Baracadi 151. Can I get a amen>

    A-FUCKING-MEN.

  • Meka Soul

    and not one mention of that blue ribbon. for shame, mr. sunday.

  • Tek

    “Who am I fooling? Scotch is for niggas that got they shit together.”

    /\/\/\ That’s some funny shit.

    Another funny thing is you say you want to keep it hip hop but all it takes is some other lame to do a song about Yukon Jack and you would be guzzling that shit too.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Ereal is my nigga. I had that sailor jerry shit before and it’s spicy. That shit aint no joke. I also fucks with this Haitian rum called Babancourt. Rum is that grown man shit when I gets effed the eff up at a house party.

  • My Effin’ Opinion
  • blute

    Getting fucked up is hip hop? That is the most ignorant thing I’ve seen you post and that’s saying something.

  • blute

    Getting fucked up is hip hop? That is the most ignorant thing I’ve seen you post, and that’s saying something.

  • http://dahshyt.blogpot.com Belize

    Nigga what u know about cisco..thats that west coast shyt baby!!!!

    Were’s the E&J love at?
    Paul Masson (for the south niggaz) and Guiness for my island youths…haaaa

  • http://dahshyt.blogpot.com Belie

    ICEHOUSE baby!

    40 oz is 99 cents

    Now thats a deal!

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    > ” … So that when broads see you they say, “Damn, that nigga is Hip-Hop”.

    ^^^^^
    That’s some funny shit right there! But you know how broads know you hip hop? When you come outta the store with a 6 pack of Natty Ice or Miller Highlife cuz most hip hoppers are broke. LOL

  • yaboy

    e&j is hip hop. dont be a herb.red stripe is poppin too

  • AZ

    Hellzzzzzzzz Yeahhhhh…That’s that shit…Bacardi is Sixth…E&J is seventh…Crown is for them old men…Remy is eighth…corona is ninth…Gasoline(diesel of course) is tenth Get up on that 211

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Grey Goose and Coronas all day baby

    Grey Goose 26.99

    6Pack of Coronas 7.99

    The buzz you get all while waking up with no hangover…priceless…

  • flash

    hilarious son. although i have to disagree on one small detail, because bottles are for humps. kegs are far more efficient than bottles are. and the flavor of keg beer is always more potent and fresh, anyone who knows anything knows that.

    do the pepsi challenge and tell me i’m wrong.

    ha ha peace

  • The Bizness

    OH SHIT!!! Sac Passe my nig …Babencourt will get you comatosed! no joke!

  • http://360.yahoo.com/deshawn772004 Federal Ranga 22

    Damn, ya’ll niggaz drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. LMAO!

    > What the fuck is up wit otha people names and addy’s in my shit… Aiyyo.. The Bizness.. you shit just poppped up in mine!!! XXL, fix this shit!!!

  • king blair

    we drink that 2-11 steel reserve in dc ninjas call that shit sex cuz if a girl drink a whole can the panties drop

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    XXL is fuckin’ up by displayin’ other peoples names and E-mail addresses in the comment box …

    Trannah Smith betta hope I don’t get my hands on hers cuz imma have a field day!!!!

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Everybody relax, the server was kind of kerfluey today. The majority of y’all use fugazi e-mail addresses anyhoo.

  • http://dahshyt.blogpot.com Belize

    ^Not me dammit…u damn spam-inator!
    j/k

  • Nullus

    BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN WE WAS KIDS WE USED TO FUCK WITH OLDE ENGLISG
    THEN 22OZ HEINEKENS
    THEN HENNESY WHEN WE GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE
    STILL HENNESY

  • http://www.cityofdope.blogspot.com Mike T

    I always thougt intoxication was the fifth element.

  • Cashus Clay

    Hennesy with hypnotic makes the hulk if ur looking to get straight fucked and keep it true to the hood why not combine both of these hood classics

  • http://yourallwelcome.blogspot.com/ 911

    Steel Reserve.

  • http://almostaexpert.com missile 6

    shots out to remy martin thats what i fucks wit. ain’t nuthin like a cold heineken to chase it wit though. never had much malt liquor, wasn’t quite like my thing.

  • Incilin

    “slippin on tha old english, west side” yes indeed my fave rapper does have a song all about it.

  • http://www.thursdayplantation.blogspot.com lar

    the 64 oz w/the apple juice handle was my twist…can’t find it anymore. damn shame, sometimes i feel the need to become drooling & blind.

    and i keeps a jim beam neat in hand…yippy ky yay mufucka

  • John Cochran

    2-11′s(aka liquid crakk), blue bulls, St. Ides, Hurricanes, Thunderbirds. Just some of the shit philly niggas be throwed off. 1

  • Cuban FUCKING Link

    Irish Drinks>>>_____

  • soupsa

    no e&j brandy? no southern comfert? no budwesier?

  • the DUDE

    co-sign My effin opinion on that natty shit. 12 pack for like 6 somethin. it gets expensive buyin bud light, corona, n liquor all the time. i fucks wit that cheap ass easy jesus n fleischmanns vodka tho too.

  • the DUDE

    co-sign My effin opinion on that natty shit. 12 pack for like 6 somethin. it gets expensive buyin bud light, corona, n liquor all the time. i fucks wit that cheap ass easy jesus n fleischmanns vodka tho too.

  • tez

    No Corona, every nigga I know drink Corona’s.

  • EnglandRepresent

    Ha!! Look you little amateur drinkin Yankee niglets, what the fuck you fairies know about drinkin??? Fuckin jokers the lot of youse!!! None of you nigs can drink you ol’ lightweight negroes.

    A real guide to gettin fucked up (and this shit is hip-hop cos I say so)

    Absynth – Black or Green (the black shit is illegal except for Austria, that shit will peel your cap back quicker than a slug) %100

    Snakebite and Black – half pint of strong lager, half pint of strong cider, shot of vodka

    Jaegerbomb – half glass Red Bull, shot of Jaegermeister, drop shot in Red Bull, drink the whole lot, you need at least 10 of these fuckers

    Carlsberg Special Brew %12.5 in the 500ml cans – lay on your back after about 5 of them

    Stella Artois aka Smack aka Wifebeater – this shit will have ya smackin niggas/wenches/old people quicker than you can say ‘lock down’

    There you go Yanks, smash some of that shit and smash a lot of it and one day we might invite you over the pond to drink with the real brothers

    Peace

  • south of the 10

    all about that 211… that steel niggas get twisted n’ riot

  • derfla the hus’la

    j&b

  • http://www.unkut.com Robbie

    Quality. Also worth a mention – Beck’s and Loenbraeu.

  • Stax On Deck

    I’m on that Grey Goose. Do I know you??

  • EReal

    Co-Sign Sunday on that Babencourt.

    I also fucks wit the Brugal. My spanish homies turned me on to that shit, it’ll give your chest hairs a perm, LOL.. I see you Meth!!

    Co-Sign on that 211 but the only bitches I seen drinkin that are Hood Rats and Trailer Trash hoes.

    England is right about the Jager Bombs, those will get u tore, but they’re gettin old school now. All the hoes are drinkin Cherry Bombs now. 3 Olives Cherry Vodka and Redbull, the girls get loose of that shit.

    Man, I like drinkin too much. Hahahaha.

    Oh yeah, about the Email addy thing, I said somethin bout it the other day. It gave me N-Cred’s email. LOL. So I just kept using it so it wouldnt show my email to anyone. Heh.

    1 hunned.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Pifferachi

    Henney and Old Gold is the best to me.

    Heinekens got too gay for me once i realized how many lames drink dat shit. If you frequent clubs and bars, you know what i mean.

    Cisco had me walk a chick from my block into a whole nother city one time, just to get the # and smash dat shit less than a week later.

    Grey Goose aiight, but i think all light liquors are for homos and softball thugs. Beyond da original HardHood Classic good ol’ Seagrams Gin i dont drink nothin light other than Patron, but if i do feel like being on the lighter shade of brown side of things, i might reccommend sip on some damn Grey Goose but the flavored kind only because i naturally dont like the taste of “Grain Alcohol”

    but my specialty isnt the drinks, though i’ve abused my share of brain cells and liver equally. and many of days and nights passing out due to a

  • John Brown

    Hennessy and Heineken to get F’d Up.
    Grey Goose to impress the ladies.

    Billy,

    Yo Billy why dont you do a post about what type of cars keep it hip-hop. Oh but please mention cars that we can afford. (i.e. no bentleys, rolls royce, lambos or any cars over 50k)

  • thatdukeSuave

    Co-sign Belize on that Paul Masson…shit make you wake up still drunk. Oh and whoever said Steel Reserve, hell yeah get a 12-pack for like 3 dollars!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    LMAO @ My Effin Opinion spammin ‘Trannah’

  • big chief

    Henn is garbage it should have been remy martin brand that is a good yac. I’m just sick and tired of grey goose right now that I been drinking that goose since 97 before rappers ever starting saying grey goose.( I’m not bragging on this I love the good spirits). don’t disrespect heini as a faggot drink. Stick to your mexican piss(corona) if you diss heini. They forgot about alot of drinks. shouts out to c-45,hurricane, bull,e&j, seagram gin (cant’ forget about gin and juice), even faggot ass coke and rum,and paul la masson. Who ever wrote this article brah step it up.

  • thoreauly77

    late-pass.

    i don’t know if you people are real drinkers or not, but if you are, here’s the list:

    - jameson’s irish whiskey (not that up-north bushmill’s bullshit)
    - makers mark bourbon
    - don julio anejo tequila
    - belvedere vodka
    - bombay sapphire gin
    - pussers rum

    if you drink beer, you can’t go wrong with heineken or red-strip for lagers, guinness for stout, pilsner urquell for pilsner, wittekerk for hefeweizen, or fullers esb for a nice ale.

    for wine on the west, look for pinots and chards from the central coast of california, not napa or sonoma.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Thoreauly77,

    HELL TO THE NO!

    Wine is NOT keeping shit Hip-Hop

  • thoreauly77

    i thought getting laid was totally hip-hop?

  • iNfAmOuS

    EREAL
    U on that Brugal joint 2? U know bout the Mama Juana? That’s that shit u need 2 get in2. A couple sips n u be set. It’s an aphrodisiac so watch yaself. ha. Whether it’s hip hop or not, i fuck w my caribbean rum. Barcelo n Siboney. gotta drink it straight tho. can’t have the ice water ya shit down. The vanilla goose juice is tight 2. fuck it. i don’t discriminate. pass some black label, jd, hipno…w/e u got n we cud get any joint poppin

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Thoreauly,

    good point, getting laid is totally Hip-Hop. okay, so wine is acceptable for broads, but not dudes.

    anyone ever fucked with that Aguardiente Cristal? that shit is crazy!

  • lake

    uhh who doesnt love gettin fucked up

  • http://-Stillmatic-.bebo.com

    grey goose and a whole lot a hydro
    only describe us as soldier survivors

  • x7an

    Sunday I just caught this post. Man back in the days 90-91 peach cisco was my sure shot. And talking about blacking out your feet, my boys still clown me about this one time. After drinking a big bottle and a half of that peach liquid crack i passed out at the teen club(remeber those) on a fat girls ass while grinding on her. my boy said he looked over and shorty was shaking it and i was on that hump passed out. damn those were the days.

  • derfla the hus’la

    lake has never got laid……

  • Esskay “Ayo!” Franks

    “What do I know for that matter anyhoo? Cristal may just taste like a Catholic schoolgirl in knee high stockings.”

    URRRRRRRRRRRHHHH?!?!? (c) Tim “the Toolman” [nhjic] Taylor

    And exactly HOW do you know how a Catholic schoolgirl tastes? Let me find out you roll like Kells!

  • Cuban FUCKING Link

    ^whats wrong with the taste of Catholic School Girls?

  • Cuban FUCKING Link

    ^whats wrong with the taste of Catholic School Girls?

  • Cuban FUCKING Link

    ^whats wrong with the taste of Catholic School Girls?

    also fuck u all any Irish alcohol>>>____

  • FRUTLUV

    just drink what you want to drink. try being your self. fuck it get a motherfucker to drink what you like.

  • Jay Slay

    It’s all about bacardi and coke. I knowe you seen the commercials, hella funny, can’t forget lil diet coke for da bitches. hahaha.

  • The Hoe Slapper

    I agree with the Henny, Heiny, and grey goose, but you have to include moet, barcadi, and patron.

  • http://monstertruckman.typepad.com Harry L

    Hey OE 800 brings back some memories. But there was a time (70′s) when “The Bull” was the player’s malt liquor, not to mention they had those commercials with Fred Williamson.

    If you really want to melt into your seat, there is no substitute for real absinthe. You will pay big time the next day though..

  • This I Why I’m Hot

    That nigga Nas said that shit best:
    Pure, like a cup of virgin blood; mixed with
    151, one sip’ll make a nigga flip
    Writin names on my hollow tips, plottin shit!

    Bacardi 151 proof: ether to make your soul burn slow

  • This I Why I’m Hot

    hey

  • http://wardedvideo.blogspot.com Damon Barry

    If only more than 60 people would hear about this.

  • http://marquedespoils.blogspot.com Graciela Leach

    If only more than 92 people could hear this!

  • http://kekeatomised.blogspot.com Samuel Bernal

    If only I had a penny for every time I came to http://www.xxlmag.com... Amazing read!