Thug Lovin’

I thought I had a great idea for my V-day post. I was gonna make an
indisputable list of the top 10 rap songs that all females of various
ages love. Play in their car, play in their home, play on the train,
play in the background while they do the dishes, hum along every other
word too, lean wit and rock too on the dance floor. Hip-hop music that
you could throw on in a room full of 20 ladies and they would all
gleam back at me and scream “Mixmaster YN you are the truth.”

And you know it’s never the joints that the male MC’s make
specifically for the women that they get all gaga over. I never met a
shorty who after no longer being a shorty still bumped LL Cool J’s
“I Need Love”—and there’s no slow jams allowed in the rap game. Fuck
all that sensuous shit. Misogyny rules everything around us. Besides
songs like Akineyle and Kool G Rap’s “Break a Bitch Neck” and R.A. The
Rugged Man and Biggie’s “Cunt Renaissance,” everything else is pretty
much fair game.

“Ladies rub your tits if you love hip-hop?” Don’t be surprised by the
results. Even better is a lil’ back and forth, battle of the sexes
banter found on songs like Jay-Z’s “Can I Get A…” Here the message is
clear: “Thugs don’t give chickens dough” and “Ladies got no love for
players without dubs.”

Then it hit me there’s at least one song I know that every red-blooded
beauty in the world has got love for. Method Man featuring Mary J.
Blige “You’re All I Need To Get By”—the Puff Daddy version (of
course).

Shorty I’m there for you anytime you need me
For real girl, it’s me in your world, believe me
Nuthin’ make a man feel better than a woman
Queen with a crown that be down for whatever…

Ladies stop singing.

Truth is truth. Y’all love a rowdy Romeo. A tender brute. The idea
that the toughest guy in the room has a soft spot in his shell for you
and only you, boo. Yeah he may slip and fuck them other thing-things
on the road but you are very special. Shit, why you think ole girl
still got that Pac poster on her school locker? Why Ja Rule has some
many platinum plaques in his Jersey mansion (Yeah that nigga’s still
livin’ good at least—don’t get it twisted).

It’s the hardcore rap/R&B hybrid. That’s the way to your
snuggle-bunny’s boudoir. The ladies love melody. Singers get all the
pussy. But so do some saggy-jeans-wearing goons with the gift of gab.
So talk your talk then shut your mouth and throw that Tical on and you
just might wake up the next day with a smile on your face. Don’t say
YN never looked out for you Cro-Magnon hoe magnets. Strap up!

P.S. No one should ever really have sex to hip-hop music though. It’s
bad for you. A lil’ Sade will suffice.

  • Pakman

    First

  • Belize

    No one should ever really have sex to hip-hop music though. It’s
    bad for you. A lil’ Sade will suffice.

    ^D’Angelo is the closest my nig

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?cat=29 noz

    “No one should ever really have sex to hip-hop music though. It’s
    bad for you. ”

    Yes, hip hop is only a viable soundtrack to MIND SEX.

  • http://xxlmag.com eskay

    My boy swears up and down that his son was conceived to the first Wu album.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >My boy swears up and down that his son was conceived to the first Wu album.

    LOL they must have done it tiger style.

  • OnE3nD

    This nigga is right…can he get a encore lol.

  • Thomas

    Just checking: The puff joint of the Mef and Mary J record wasn’t the best version. The remix RZA did was the better of the two. Remember, RZA remixed the track that the video was shot for. Puff’s joint had the Biggie sample.

  • Belize

    lmao @ bol

  • DocZeus

    “Just checking: The puff joint of the Mef and Mary J record wasn’t the best version. The remix RZA did was the better of the two. Remember, RZA remixed the track that the video was shot for. Puff’s joint had the Biggie sample.”

    I agree. I always loved the RZA Razor Sharp Remix more than Puff Daddy one. RZA may have made the hardest love song of all-time with that one.

  • RICK RUDE

    Back in the day every female I knew loved and sang along to Celly Cel, Its goin down tonight. There was also the remix which was better feat. E-40 and 4-Tay. It had the same hook which was all that mattered to the ladies.

    The first time I f**ked was to Dj Quicks Way 2 Fonky. F**k some smooth s**t.

  • Buddah Bastid

    “Just checking: The puff joint of the Mef and Mary J record wasn’t the best version. The remix RZA did was the better of the two. Remember, RZA remixed the track that the video was shot for. Puff’s joint had the Biggie sample.”

    yeah, the video version, the one that won the Grammy, etc… was the RZA remix…that’s the one everyone knows

    girl’d have to be a cratedigger/b-side fiend to know the Puffy version

  • derfla the hus’la

    lol@ Akenyel’s put in your mouth.

  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz da’realestwritin’

    shit I throw dat’ stevie wonder on a bitch or some ol’ H-town, yeah! goddamnit that get the juices flowin’ but if you really wanna turn’em out you gotta break off wit’dat’ “my-my-my-my-mymymy…you sholl look good tonight!” ha! what you know about dat!

  • EReal

    Some of these sluts out here love that grimy gully shit. When we goto the college spring break down here you hear bitches rockin out to 3-6 “ass and titties” and fuckin “chicked head” and all that shit. I mean I know thats not no baby momma valentines bullshit music, but Ive destroyed many a hatchet wound to some 3-6 or too short, str8^. Some chicks just get down like that, with all that Xzibit style “Choke Me, Spank Me” shit, ya smell me?

    1 hunned.

  • http://myspace.com/djchase247 Eastside Bread Maker

    Fuck that! I have sedx to Wu-Tang’s first album at least once a season. When Wu-Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck with comes on, thats when i hit my stride and ride that ass like a horse. And when protect ya neck comes on, thats when we take a brief head intermission, then back to the rough shit during Tearz!

  • jacquez
  • sickman

    “Sexy thug bitches that want me to fuck em to Makeveli”…Busta Rhymes.

  • EReal

    LOL @ Da Realest

    “She got that H-town inna, she ‘Want that ole’ thing back’” – Biggie.
    ^ Classic Line.

  • john cochran

    Dont you realize chicks are idiots when it comes to music. They listen to anything with a groovin beat, even if a nigga screaming” beat a bitch over the head” on a track. They’ll fuck with it if you got an R&B singer on it too. Why you think Bow Wow soft ass keep eatin? Me personally, I think if you do a song towards the bitches at least make it sound real, not like you just spittin game. And dont make it sound R&Bish. I hate R&B rap songs.

  • Flip

    LMAO @ the whole comments section.

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    I’m waitin’ for Johnny Gill to do a cover of “Whoop that trick” rnb style .. that’ll really get ‘em goin’

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    P.S. No one should ever really have sex to hip-hop music though. It’s
    bad for you.

    ^^^ lol

    LOL at Bol to Eskay…

  • http://www.hiphopgame.com/index2.php3?page=tracks1 iLL Change

    Who Do You Luv? (the Loungin’ Remix) by LL Cool J feat. Total is a tight R&B joint.

  • Hip Hop since 79′

    Shakiyla (JRH) by poor righteous teachers.

  • Fastlife

    My boy tried to set the mood with Too Short’s “Cocktails.” We’re still clowning him for that one.