The Roc Down Under

I can’t believe my eyes. Memphis Bleek actually used one of his sick days from the service center at Wal-Mart (what’s up T.Error Mari?!) to hit the stage in Melbourne, Australia with Jay-Z this past weekend. I guess after all of those long hours rotating tires and changing transmission fluid that nigga finally saved up enough money to cop that hoodie he had his eye on. Good for him. 

During the final performance of the night, a mystery person came out to help Bleek and Jay roc the mic right. Different media outlets are speculating that the unknown individual may be the latest member to join the Roc-A-Fella team, but judging from the manicured red fingernails I’m going to say that it is none other than the hand that rocks Baby Daniel’s cradle.  Beyonce, we know that’s you girl.

After a well publicized departure from Virgin Records last week, different reports about Jermaine Dupri’s next move almost immediately to begin to surface. The latest buzz is that Janet’s nipple pincher may be on his way to Island Def Jam. Word is that L.A. Reid may be interested in bringing JD over to the legendary label.  I’ll believe that one when and if it ever happens though.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Don’t hate because Memph just got promoted to assistant shift manager.

    Dude is movin on up.

  • weezydaboss

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  • http://nahright.com eskay

    now well know Bleek is a trust fund baby

  • http://nahright.com eskay

    *we all know

  • http://www.myspace.com/honey_dip520 Jade Starr C&D Stan

    Freshalina Lee! You know damn well that the mystery guest is Rhi-Rhi! You see there’s more than one bandana on to cover up that spherical monstrosity! Memphis Bleek! Who let him out of Jigga’s fitted crypt?!!!! was it the Young Gunz? Give them free!

  • S.K.

    that’s the best I’ve ever seen Bey look. Love her hair and make-up!!

  • WWDMXD

    You are wrang for that Memphis Bleek situation Fresh.. also for coercing me to comment, God knows i dont want a kiss from Johnny Gill under ANY circumstance ( you and I dont know where them lips have been)

  • Posting hard

    Any word the mystery sang or rapped?

  • Sista K

    B may want to be careful with how hard she pulls that chain with that bandana over her face.

    And I can’t hate on Bleek – he let me use his employee discount on that bag of Bugles last weekend.

  • Saun

    You know Jay-Z can’t leave the country without his official weed carrier.

    Bey…is that you? Girl stop. How you gonna let you man downgrade you like that?

    And to Jay-Z….

    Memo
    To: Jay-Z
    From: The Offices of Def Jam

    We’re on to you. Do try to avoid us by touring all over the world. We knew you weren’t smart enough to run a record label but we thought we’d give you a chance. Time’s up. Please tender your resignation immediately. We have other candidates (JD) we’d like to consider.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/5741827 Coco LaRue

    First Jay-Z’s “Lost Ones” and then Amerie’s “Because I Love It” and now this shit. Beyonce is having the worst week ever.

  • Posting hard

    I know. If he promoted his artist this way the label would moving some units on acts that need to be moving units.

  • mymorex09

    bleek:jay-z = flavorflav:chuck d

    bleek, don’t let me catch your azz on a celeb-reality show for vh-1 please. and to think, you used to be my roc-a-fella babydaddy of choice.

    now, beyonce–wtf are you doing? wtf was the purpose? are you robbing a mini-mart? WTF? i luv you and all you go through b, but color me confused as hell over this one.

    can you even breathe?

  • Heaven

    Jay: That costume was for AFTER the show, boo.

    Weird, freaky, freakish, weirdness.

  • pon-de-4head

    It just might be Rihanna.

  • http://www.myspace.com/gwiz816 Lady

    She’s officially whack for that.. if you gonna come out then come out.. why you gotta be all secret squirrel n shit?

  • http://iquitdisbitch.blogspot.com Inetta LaMuthafuckin Moodsetta

    Now why is everybody all surprised Beyonce is goin for the 2006 Winter Roc Incognito Look? Y’all know she and Jay-Z don’t even acknowledge their couple-dom (fuck outta her with Kindom Come, Jay– I hate ugly ass cocky niggas. You too 50!). I’m just surprised she didn’t remove the nail polish. You slippin Bey!

  • queen b

    look, i’m sick of the pitiful-ass way they try to create “buzz”. begone already. i have spoken.

  • http://jcdplace2be.blogspot.com/ Julia_Claudine_Deveraux

    If only she could pull that chain a little tighter……..

  • http://www.myspace.com/corinnemq Corinne

    Well we all should be thankful it’s B and not a man cause you know all them clean mutherfuckers like Jay and Diddy like to preserve their sexy, ya never know when things get too far.But for real, if it’s her she downgraded herself by doing that, that ain’t cool B.

  • Black Barbie

    Your’e lucky I love you. You ain’t right for that service counter joke. Funny, yeas, but you damn sho ain’t right.

  • Hot link sammich + 40 oz

    dang, that trick B will do anything to keep her man as well as keep tabs on him (ri-ri was there too performing, if that’s what you call it when you gap your legs on stage and lip sync) I’m sure Mama Tina had a stroke seeing her first born dressed like a thug chick.

  • Meka Soul

    jay & bleek: butt buddies to the end.

    no alexis arquette.

  • Dr Flav

    Yall know thats Chari Baltimore. Lol! Bleek been rolling with Camel filter King at least since Australia. Def Jam will have to pay for JD and Janet, her last deal was 80 million.

  • D.Showgirl

    Memo
    To: Jay-Z
    From: The Offices of Def Jam

    We’re on to you. Do try to avoid us by touring all over the world. We knew you weren’t smart enough to run a record label but we thought we’d give you a chance. Time’s up. Please tender your resignation immediately. We have other candidates (JD) we’d like to consider.
    ————————————-

    Saun I am mad @ you, you got me over here dying!!!

    I don’t think thats The Bey Show. If it is, maybe she wanted to know what if felt like to be “gangsta”

  • Mr.Me

    Its Lil Kim

  • Mr.Me

    Memo
    To: Jay-Z
    From: The Offices of Def Jam

    We’re on to you. Do try to avoid us by touring all over the world. We knew you weren’t smart enough to run a record label but we thought we’d give you a chance. Time’s up. Please tender your resignation immediately. We have other candidates (JD) we’d like to consider.

    ^^^^^lol. classic!

  • bELIZE

    FRESSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com,Version=1,Version=1,Version=1 Rey

    I got no problem with Bleek.

  • LaSauce-2muchKetelOne

    Hey Fresh and My Fellow Crunksters. I miss you guys. The plantation is on lock down for me w/C&D. My days will definitely be boring with you guys. Anyway, Mama Tina you need to stop. We know it’s you. You’ve always craved the limelight and this of course is the only way you’ll get it. You did the right thing by covering you mug!

  • H-MAN

    My hometown bank got robbed by Bonnie and Clyde….U know what they say, history repeatz itself…hahaha…Now takin appz. 4 get away drivaz…Have 2 B able 2 drive stick…serious inquiries only

  • H-MAN

    U need 2 stop teasin me…There is nuttin more enticing then a good mystery…get ya gangsta on girl…

  • New York Nigga

    that hitler in da hoodie JAY IZ A NAZI!

  • Miss Peachy

    lol you get your info from lipstickalley.

  • Meane Green

    silly broad….bleek could buy you and your momma’s life, sell it back for $10 and still be a millionaire.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Ra

    ummmm about dat mystery guest, did u notice dat 4 a chick her hands r kinda BIG.

  • gutta

    did tierra marie work at wal-mart?? thats not the first time ive seen that reference to t.error marie…let me know something

  • namus

    fuk bleek,walmart jigga and beyunce

  • SEAN P

    IT,S SAUCE MONEY

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Jay dont want it with nobody…he to OLD to beef…its sad how he gets credit by default(PAC,BIG,NAS:lack of initiative)…but fuck Nas chillin he dont wanna be a CEO or anything like that…Jay-Z focus more on business than music…and this fuck wanna come out with a album cuz of the state of the market…dont hype your album to be something its not…same with you…dont claim to be the MJ of rap when you aint puttin in the work in the studio…Fraud…Fuck the business and money…im talking MUSIC

    ~album sales dont make a album
    ~a image dont make a album
    ~having a classic album in the past doesnt mean your album will be nice
    ~how much money you make off the album doesn’t determine its worth

  • Sharae

    The girl is Lady sovereign the white chick

  • iame247

    Im guessing its either Lil Kim or Da Brat(maybe the JD thing is already a done deal). I think Beyonce is on tour herself so that wouldnt work. Who ever it is it would be someone who we would be suprised at seeing. So that eliminates Beyonce. Rihanna, Lady Soveirgn, FoxyBrown, need all the exposure they could get so masking them isnt a good idea. Think about this, Isnt Lil Kim still on probation?
    that means she cant leave the country let alone NY/NJ or where ever she calls home. So it very well could be Lil Kim.

  • FrostyFreeze

    I bet it’s Bey-Bey under the hanky. But since she’s signed to a different label, it’s probably not in her best interest to show up on stage at other people’s concerts.

    Mystery: SOLVED

  • ALEX/DAREAL

    being jay’s weed carrier must be very lucrative cause bleek’s been doing it forever.

  • wavecap101

    Now if only Beyonce’s chain was attached to a moving car, or tree. Oh and Bleek you owe a shift, you know I hate the lunch time rush.

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