G-Unit Vs The Yankees

The Boss

Torre will be rockin pinstripes for one more year! Woo Hoo! Hooray!
Didn’t want to see that other 40′s Baby Pinella in there anyway. I
wouldn’t have minded some new blood like Girardi or Mattingly as head
coach though. After watching countless hours of sportscenter, playoff
games, WFAN and reading Lupica’s Daily News rants, you’d start to see
many similarities between The New York Yankees and The Guerilla Unit.

50 Cent = George Steinbrenner

The Bosses! The puppet masters! You go to them when it’s time to open up the budget. Both have a history of signing big names that are years out of their prime. They demand excellence year in and year out, not
satisfied with achievements that most teams would be perfectly content
with (going gold, winning the pennant).

Lloyd Banks = A-Rod

They definitely both had the potential to be great. He might’ve
even had a better career with another click. But playing under the
bright NYC lights, folding under pressure is what these two have in
common. Neither can get a hit single to save their lives. And they both
seem totally oblivious to the jeers and negative innuendo surrounding
them
. Yeah they both had decent numbers this year (A-Rod .290 AVG 35 HR
130 RBIs Vs Banks 160,000-170,000 first week), but far from the MVP level seasons they had only a couple years ago. It also after the next season/album, it’s questionable on whether either will asked back.

Young Buck = Derek Jeter

The native son of both teams, these guys just can’t do any wrong in the
eyes of their fans. Their bosses love them, incredibly consistent and
the fire starter for both squads. No one is respected more on their
respective teams then El Capitan and Buck Marley.

The Game = Alphonso Soriano

They’re both not team players. No matter how incredible the statistics,
they end up being a cancer to their teams. Both have been traded
numerous times: Game from Aftermath to G-Unit back to Aftermath and now
Geffen, Soriano from The Bombers to Texas now with The Nationals. And
you just have a feeling they’ll be packing their bags again before its
all over.

Tony Yayo = Bernie Williams

They were interictal parts of the dynasties in the beginning but now
they’re just being kept around for sentimental value. Both organizations would be better off benching these older stars.

Lil Scrappy = Johnny Damon

A great off-season pick up for both teams. Their additions just added to the “rich getting richer” mentalities of both senior management offices. Scrap and Damon are both having solid years and are bringing much need life to their new franchises.

Hot Rod = Jared Wright

Both need to be cut as soon as possible. They might be decent players
but they can’t handle the pressures of playing with great teams.

Mobb Deep = Randy Johnson & Cory Lidle (R.I.P.)Lidle Plane

These off season acquisitions seemed like a good idea on paper but their just isn’t any room for these old timers anymore. Too many cooks in the kitchen ruins the meal. I can see Prodigy becoming so depressed that he flies a plane into Queensbridge.

M.O.P. = Melky Cabrera & Andy Phillips

Everyone knows they’re good but it’s hard for them to get their shine in such an “all-star” line-up. Maybe in 2007 after the bosses get ride of some dead weight, these guys will finally get to show the world what
they’re made of.

I’d also like to see some off-season acquisitions. Ryan Howard/Uncle
Murda would provide some much needed youth and firepower to both
rosters. New pitching/lyricist would be nice as well. Especially if they want to stay NY’s team because the Mets/Diplomats are right on their ass (no Piazza). But no matter how well the cross-town rivals do, all eyes will always be on the evil empires.

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  • Ghetto Guevara

    Word.

  • Incilin

    This is a great post. I love it. Yo Sick u need to post more stuff, I’m bored with Bol and his cheesy posts. lmao

  • ANDREW

    g g gg g g g gunit

  • moore

    1st

    wtf cory lidle? the only thing you got wrong here sickamore is that bernie was once a great and still has all that respect. yayo has been garbage since day one…

  • http://rodneydugue.blogspot.com RD

    this is, by far, your best post ever.

    RD

  • CeusOne

    haha, very good post.

  • Mets Fan

    That means they r gonna lose just like the yankees…. HAHAHAHAHA….. wanna know who u can compare to the Mets then u would be talkin

  • Youngmarley

    yo hit that shit right on the head by saying buck=derek jeter. it will take buck to bring them back

  • cooli

    sick.good post. lol

  • Youngmarley

    you hit that shit right on the head by saying buck=derek jeter. it will take buck to bring them back to supremacy

  • Mets Fan

    compared Dips to Mets… please just stop.. cause we aint homos

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    Lloyd banks : To beat me you need more than guts/ you need the heart of a lion, the eye of the tiger, and KING KONG’S nuts/

    I know you want it but don’t try it/ cause i got bigger beef than Kelly price before the diet/

    Nigga go get yo foot locker uniform/ fuck around i’ll put a lump on your forhead you’ll look like a unicorn/

    PUNCHLINE KING!
    AND WHAT THE FUCK HAS THE GAME EVER SPIT BESIDES DR. DRE AND 64 IMPALAS

  • rock da block

    nice comparicsen sickamore.

    but i cant hep but notice how u havent found the time to hate on jiggas new song thats out.u were quick to hate last week but now that he has dropped a banger that very much shows he is still hungry ,u suddenly act like u never heard of it.us a hater sickamore .a pathethic one.what artists under u at atlantic have actually released a record?fuck u son.

  • Layon

    Great post this week glad u back

  • john cochran

    The diplomats are not competition for G unit. I’m not as die hard G unit fan or nothing but they (50) have universal appeal. Dip set doesn’t have a 50 cent (sorry Cam).

  • k-2da-b

    I JU5T FUKKIN LUV IT B, U 5MAKKED A KOOFI OFF WIT DIZ PO5T….. LOL, U 5ENT THA KIDZ 2 BED, REALLY FEELIN DIZ 1, REAL 5HYTT!!!!!!

  • Vindi

    This is air for y’all not from my side of the ocean BULL SHIT

    http://www.soundlick.com/returnofthearchitect
    DOWNLOAD MY MIXTAPE (GO 2 MUSIC)

  • soopadoopa

    GOOD POST.
    I have few minor issues though:
    1st, comparing bernie wit yayo is just disrespectful to #51.
    2nd, Cory Lidle was a mid season pick up, maybe u mean Carl(Bruised Buttock) Pavano.
    3rd, 50 is combo of Goerge, and Jason Giambi because of the Steriod allegations. The rest is on point though. Not trying 2 b a dick, but Im a Diehard Yankees fan from Ny.

    100

  • Drew Boy

    Good article Sick

  • http://www.myspace.com/thabestlicker Maggie

    good post…Shef. should be in there somewhere….R.I.P Cory Lidle

  • BE

    Good Post…G-Unit is Wack

  • BE

    Good Post…G-Unit is Wack

  • Air-Gar

    best post by far

  • REAL SPIT

    FUCK G UNIT

  • KLO

    First, RIP to Cory Lidle…as far as you comparing G-Unit to Da Yankees, very great points.

  • 420PURP

    DAMN SICK
    YOU ALWAYS PUT UP GOOD POSTS
    BUT DAMN WHY ONLY ONCE A MONTH???

  • G Off

    This is retarded. You should compare the unit (?) to the White Sox. They won a championship once (GRODT, 2005 WS) and then fell the fuck off and didn’t even make the playoffs.

  • rip

    what about MASE

    Tino Martinez?

  • Kanye

    BANKS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE PUNCHLINE KING AND HE’S GROWING AS AN ARTIST.REMEMBER DUDE RECENTLY TURNED 24 YRS OLD.
    I REALLY LIKE THAT TRACK “ROTTEN APPLE”
    CANT STOP REWRINDING THAT SHIT.
    THIS IS A DEFINITE BANGA FOR THE NIGGAS AND THE CHICKS, YALL BE DISSIN TONY BUT HE BEEN SPITTING NICE ON COLLABOS LATELY.DONT FORGET YAYO IS NOT A RAPPER , GIVE 50 MAD PROPS FOR THAT ALONE.JAY COULD’NT EVEN MAKE BLEEK GO GOLD.NAS ONLY HELPS NAS WHERE IS HIS CREW?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com,Version=1 Rey

    Great post, Sick. GO METS! …the baseball Mets, not the dipset.

  • http://www.myspace.com/kracktheking KR

    This was a nice one, but why can’t you dudes in the industry admit you’re wrong about something. That Opus One shit from your last post irks me.

  • Nunnya

    The concept was cute. It would’ve been hotter if you didn’t write it like you’re writing for a freaking 12 year old though. Hellooooooo…why all of the explanations of the comparisons. SOme of them were so obvious that it was dumb for you to think it needed explanation (and the constant use of the word “both”-It’s like a rapper defining all of his punchlines. ANyway, the concept was cute though. You just need some communication courses.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/ I Fux

    Sic has a ghostwriter, damn but either way good read

  • http://MYSPACE.COM/FATALHP FATAL

    YOU GOT THAT………

  • Dee

    Get to work I Fux.

  • wayne-o

    Excellent post

  • Killa

    Nice post sic,
    smart writing skills & good metapor’s

    like that nigga above me said
    i think you got a ghostwriter, LOL

    Cop thaT rOTTEN aPPLE CD
    SHITS HOT

  • Really Doe

    You are a fool for posting Cory Lidle’s name in this bullshit!

    the man died today…this site is a joke

    RIP Mr. Lidle

  • http://www.myspace.com/phillthyent Phillthy Ent

    Damn Sic nice post….
    but how could you forget about Olivia/Gary Sheffield…
    both havent done much in there chances they’ve been given among there respective teams…
    And Oh yeah she looks like just as much ah man as he does….

  • Colron

    Yankees being my favorite team, Im gonna have to agree with this. Except that A-Rod is allowed an off season. He’s a vet, he’ll be back and I think Banks will get his formula. Lupe is the only young cat giving him real real work with the wordplay. (I still love you Wayne, Fab etc)

  • http://yahoo.com jordany

    First post from Sick without hoppin’ on Nas’ dick or hatin’ on Hov, keep it up u fag.

  • http://yahoo.com jordany

    A-Rod still the best player in baseball, stop all the hate (.290 35 121) Jeter wish he had 35 HR’s and 121 RBI’s. Dominican all day.

  • Prince Of The South

    That’s on point. If Banks doesn’t do good then 50 is going to make Buck the next superstar off G-unit. Banks is an established artist, he shouldn’t have needed 50 on his first three singles (Cake, My House, Hands Up). Rotten Apple isn’t a bad record, but it doesn’t have a clear first single and there’s points where the beat killed Banks. Buck and Scrappy having big years right now, and I said from the start Hot Rod was decent, but he would need the TRL crowd to like him. He screwed up the Mobb record by not putting that Mary record out, and the cd wasn’t that crazy anyway. Buck and Scrappy are going to do good because they got love in the south, and 50 promoting them, but right now the only one who can save G-unit is 50.

  • e

    This is your best post Sickamore.

    Although A-rod > Derek Jeter(Orlando Cabrera did better with the Red Sox than either of these guys would have in 04)

    Olivia=CarlPavano, Mase=KevinBrown

    Would D-Block be the Angels than because both teams seem own the yanks/g-unit?(remember last year’s playoffs)

  • http://www.myspace.com/poisonousdarthfc Poisonous Dart

    Too bad I hate both G-Unit AND the Yankees (I’m a 70′s baby backpacker and a Bostonian…that’s the DEFINITION of underground)…Throwing money at a franchise doesn’t make it a winning team automatically, they have to become one with time. Y’all were lucky that my Red Sox caught all of those damn injuries late this season and fell apart.

    R.I.P. Cory Lidle. One.

  • mr agee

    Well I am the willie randolp of my 9-5.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com N.O 4 life

    great post!! dipset is the next to blow starting with jim “capo status” jones nov. 7…..the roc is the florida marlins, they were on top and then they got rid of people

  • Chillin’

    Yea’ dawg. . That was tight. . U need 2 break down some other squads like that as well as the whole fuckin’ music game really so niggas can see what is really going on cause U called it with ‘dat one. Good looking dawg.

  • e

    the roc is the florida marlins
    ^^^
    Who is there miguel cabrera, dontrelle willis, or hanley ramirez?

    Dipset is weak except Santana and JR Writer

  • G-UniteyeGotchaBack

    Ay, That’s fucked up! But I ain’t gon’ lie, it’s kinda funny!……………..Rotten Apple, in stores now!(I’m sorry but I had to do it!)

  • http://myspace.com/legacyhiphop Belize

    ~Puff~Puff~Proppzzzz~~~~

  • content

    best post i’ve read on this site

    …bol get ya note pad out

  • Enlightened

    Yeah, this is a tight ass post. I agree with all of it – 2 things though:

    #1 – Stop overdoing it with that baby shit – “40s baby?” Come on man. How about we just all be 2006-men. None of us our babies anymore. That was funny at first, but you gon get yourself so associated with that 80s baby/70s baby shit that it will eventually make you look stupid.

    #2 I don’t know much about the Yankees, but you have to find somebody to be SPIDER LOC. It needs to be a very talented player, maybe one that just got called up from the minor leagues, that just hasn’t gotten a chance yet.
    I keep telling people Spider is the most slept on and when the dust settles he may be remembered as the best G-Unit MC – If George Steinbrenner ever puts him in the rotation.

  • e

    SPIDER LOC. It needs to be a very talented player, maybe one that just got called up from the minor leagues
    ^^^^^^
    Philip Hughes

  • Enlightened

    Good lookin E!
    Yeah, I guess Spider Loc is Phillip Hughes then.

  • Enlightened

    Nunnya Says:
    Hellooooooo…why all of the explanations of the comparisons. SOme of them were so obvious that it was dumb for you to think it needed explanation
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Some of us are football and basketball fans and don’t know shit about baseball – therefore the explanations are needed. Past A-Rod, Derek Jeter and Randy Johnson – and I guess Johnnny Damon, I wouldn’t have known what the fuck he was talking about.

  • content

    and apparently Joe Torre = XXl (in Steinbreener’s pocket)

  • the one

    These off season acquisitions seemed like a good idea on paper but their just isn’t any room for these old timers anymore. Too many cooks in the kitchen ruins the meal. I can see Prodigy becoming so depressed that he flies a plane into Queensbridge.
    ____________________________________

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • SUPERMAN

    KANYE THAT ROTTEN APPLE TRACK IS SICK. ITS GOT A WUTANG VIBE ON IT. IM FEELIN THAT SONG FOR REAL. THE WHOLE ALBUM IS SICK. ANYBODY WHO DONT HAVE THE ROTTEN APPLE YET GO AND COP IT, ITS WORTH THE MONEY. BEST TRACKS ARE: ROTTEN APPLE, GET CLAPPED, NY NY, SURVIVAL, ICEMAN, HANDS UP, CAKE… MATTERFACT ALL THEM TRACKS IS HOT GO GET IT!

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    I have a few remarks:

    Buck baseball that ish is boring as watching CSPAN…besides its football season, use that.

    Banks is not living up to the hype…

    Hot Rod is average and just like banks his buzz will die …

    Buck is G-Unit’s only hope…oh and by the way HE IS FROM THE SOUTH…

    Yayo needs to play the role of hypeman and just waive his hand in front of his face on stage…

    Game is no longer with G-Unit…i would compare the departure to Owens(game) and McNabb(50)…

    50 is more a manager to me than a rapper at this point…honestly i rather see him play the role of a Suge Knight rather than putting out another album…and if he does just make it like a compilation…i.e. the Dynasty album

    The voice of Hip Hop has spoken…

  • content

    You have to have played baseball to enjoy watching it. Too many subtleties for the casual fan (not quite as easy to follow as people running into eachother). I personally
    love watching a good ball game

    baseball’s in the playoffs, football just started

    you used the right analogy

  • gutta

    good post…i dont dont think its fair to compare banks to a-rod,only cuz banks is still young and still has a long career ahead of him. banks is only on his 2nd album while a-rod is obviously getting older and just isnt as good as he used to be. but if g-unit are the yankees and dipset are the mets, where do hov and nas fit into things ? also, uncle murda would be a good pick up for g-unit i think honestly. he would bring the unit back to how they used to be but i think 50 is scared to sign a guy like him. but good post overall.

  • Fernando

    Who is Hot Rod?? The water cooler?

  • DJ Lucky Luke from ATL

    Ain’t no one outside of New York gonna give a fuck about this post. You’z a ho. Here’s one:

    Sick’s Blog Career=Yankees 2006 Season

  • Phil

    Great post

  • e

    Hot Rod = the bat boy? I don’t maybe Miguel Cairo.

  • http://bxconnect bxconnect

    damn sickamore you take this blog shit seriously.nice blog.keep up the good work.

  • The Cool Guy

    First Off Props on The Blog

    what label put up theses numbers!!!

    G-UNIT and nobody else
    GRODT = 10 Mil
    B4M = 4 Mil
    H4M= 2 Mil
    SOC= 750,000
    Massacre= 6 Mil at the least
    TOPF= 500,000
    BM = 300,000
    ______________________________
    ABOUT 25 Million RECORDS in 5

    METS = DIPSET
    I THINK NOT HEAD HONCHO CAMRON CANT EVEN GO GOLD….HE SHOOTS FOR SUMTHIN REALISTIC LIKE EXPENSIVE PLASTIC

  • The Cool Guy

    ^ABOUT 25 mil in less than 5 years*

  • Fernando

    Wow! Thats a lot of cracker ass crackas!

  • Robb

    Also, Buck (Monica) and Jeter (Mariah) have both dated weird acting R&B singers. One more similarity.

  • SUPERMAN

    I DONT THINK SPIDER LOC IS THAT GOOD BECAUSE ON GRODT THE SOUNDTRACK, HE DIDNT SEEM LIKE MUCH HELP FOR THE UNIT. BUT WHO KNOWS HE MIGHT SHINE. I’LL LISTEN TO LOC BEFORE I LISTEN TO GAME THOUGH. NO HATE, IM JUST SICK OF HEARING ABOUT DRE AND 69 IMPALAS.

  • Yankee

    What posistion does Mase and Olivia play?

  • Mr.Me

    Yall are being sarcastic when you talk about Spider Loc being talented right? (chuckles) I mean where is the proof of this ? Seriously.

  • LONZO

    Yeah good comparison cuz, YANKEES SUCK, and G-UNIT SUCKS. They’re both bitch made ass teams who are past their prime.

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    great post, sick.
    M.O.P. needs to shine.

  • SUPERMAN

    YEAH IF LIL JOHN SELLS, SO SHOULD M.O.P. THEY’RE THE LYRICAL VERSION OF ALL THE SOUTHERN YELLIN GOIN ON.

  • 110 street

    wow, good post, still thow i fucks wit dipset way more shouts to max b and its just my personal thougts but i never felt buck.

  • 110 street

    harlemm..

  • jackfat

    hey, u say mobb deep is old. who do u think suck up their life? mutha ffing 50 and g ay unit. them some wack singers not mcs but singers. thats all they know what to do. get off there n u t s…

  • ronburgandy

    um,
    we don’t know if you can a&r but we definitely know you can’t spell.
    alphonso= alfonso
    interictal (the fuck?)= intricate
    ride=rid
    i’ll copy edit your blog for free, sick.
    this is kinda sad.

  • Enlightened

    Yall are being sarcastic when you talk about Spider Loc being talented right? (chuckles) I mean where is the proof of this ? Seriously.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Go to mixtaperadio.net or wherever you get your mixtapes and listen to his “Bangadosish” mixtape or the G-Unit Radio Vol. 18 (or 19) that features him. I promise – he does his thang on that shit – for real.

    I can’t speak about what he did on GRODT cause I’m not really a fan of the unit like that so I never heard that soundtrack.

  • Enlightened

    YEAH IF LIL JOHN SELLS, SO SHOULD M.O.P. THEY’RE THE LYRICAL VERSION OF ALL THE SOUTHERN YELLIN GOIN ON.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    No, not necessarily. Lil’ Jon don’t sell because he yells, he sells because he drops some hard ass beats. If they get the right beats then maybe.

  • dre4life

    hahaha, i love this post, especially the mobb deep= randy johnson 1, so true man, i mean i love both the mobb and the bird killer, they r both my favorites, but they just cant do it animore. whos olivia= tho?

  • http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?page_id=291 Billy X.

    If dallas penn is a son of bryon crawford, then this post is the most blatant swagger jack of a shit that dallas took months ago.

    f.y.i. Jimmy Iovine is the Boss that pulls the strings.

    50 Cent is Derek Jeter because he’s the nigga they go to in the clutch

    Buck is that nigga Giambi because he is liable to stab you with a plastic fork from the pantry laced with steroids

    Banks is that nigga Matsui because he don’t make much noise but he is consistently good

    Game is that nigga Sheffield because he is good at what he does but he stay crying about some bullshit

    Mobb Deep is A-Rod and Randy Johnson because they are overpriced veterans

    You almost got a hit there young mister, but as long as you spend time over at http://www.dallaspenn.com your style will get better

  • Prince Of The South

    Them Buck numbers wrong, he went platinum here and two times world wide and the massacre sold 9.9 million world wide. Anyway I see what 50 trying to do with Hot Rod, pushed his album back to the start of the year and cross promote it with his third cd, Hot Rod 2nd single has 50 on it and 50 will put out his street single, Game first cd/50 second cd. That isn’t going to work this time, he should have made Hot Rod put in work, and not have put out Be Easy. The boy is decent, but he don’t fit in with G-unit, he used to be a banker, but now he’s gangsta?( work it out feat Banks) If 50 was smart he’d make him the west coast answer to Nelly, strictly Party records, love songs, and personal experiances. He want an all around label, but 20 people all talking about drugs and guns gets old. 50 doing it big, can’t take that away, but Dipset will never have another cd sell a million records. (Camron’s ROC debut)

  • Prince Of The South

    Who’s Olivia? I’ll tell you, she’s whoever be in George Steinbrenner’s office to have sex with him. If Diddy can drop Cassie he can drop her, but the reason she hasn’t came out is because 50 thinking with both his heads.

  • bLAQ

    YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREAKIN TIME ON YOUR HANDS SICK….WOT CRAP IS THIS?

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  • brklynsoldier718

    U FUCKIN STUPID…LLOYD BANKS IS LYRICALLY THA BEST ON G-UNIT ND NO OTHER RAPPER CAN FUCK WIT BANKS…ROTTEN APPLE IS FIRE.

  • A SIGN

    SiCK you got that off home boy. stay creative

  • SUPERMAN

    ROTTEN APPLE OWNS THE STREETS!

  • Robdigi

    Great Post Sickamore.

  • http://myspace.com/gunitsoldier50xl Ether

    Get Rid Of Hot Rod!

  • OG Frank

    G-Unit Is Tha Shit
    Fuck Game & SnitchSet
    Rotten Apple Is Excellent, the best on dipset wouldn’t compete with the worst on g-unit (although everyone’s good on g-unit)

  • Playa=50=

    WTF JO
    fuck G-Unit
    clothes are nice but fuck g-unit pussy niggas

  • Mr.Me

    Enlightened I hear you now cuz that Rags to Riches mixtape is aight. I didnt know Spider can really spit but its kinda hard to take him seriously wit all that bangin on wax hes doin but good lookin out on the examples. Thats my 1st time listenin to Spider wit a open ear.

  • SMARTASS

    Someone was forgotten. What about Olivia & Spider Joke? Which players on the Old York Skankees are compared to those 2?

  • e

    Too bad Robinson Cano
    (almost one batting title in year 2)
    is a beast and no one in g-unit or black wall street can compare

  • outda954

    Where is this nigga? I saw him on Rap City a couple weeks ago.

  • 9L9U8C1

    They said it was big when that gorilla Koko learned to sign

    When they teach that mothafuckin’ thing
    to wear a vest and rhyme?

    Try to teach us about stuntin’ like their last name was Knievel

    What kinda gangsta dress up like the mothafuckin’ village people?-98504

  • 9L9U8C1

    There are a lot of mothafuckas in hip hop who rep a set, but they don’t use it as a marketing ploy, scheme, gimmick the way G Unit is with Spider Loc.

  • http://www.dmcworld.com/technics2004/video/2004dj1-100k.wvx NYSTATEOFMIND4EVER

    Watch This BullShit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOimQNaJs8g

    No wonder THE GAME is so fucked w/ Niccas like this running it…

  • http://www.dmcworld.com/technics2004/video/2004dj1-100k.wvx EVE

    Dawg, What this clown be wearing (very homo)?

  • H-MAN

    Yo, I got a question…Answer me this…How much cold hard Kash could U fit in a backpack if a backpack could hold cake??? Think it would hold 999K?????…Hey, missed my shout out request…Damn, bump and grind…WHOA…U know!!…Gimmie a little Olivia and 50, Best Friendz….G-G-G-G unit…Go EZ Baby…

  • H-MAN

    Mase would play lead off, and step up 2 bat in tha box first, wouldnt need anotha playa afta that…In fact, after a handz on lesson, Mase would have Olivia playin all tha positionz…She alwayz getz tha green light 2 hitt away, 50 likez 2 swing 4 tha fencez, he could play tha clean up position…lololol…wanna talk balllliiiin, why double quarter back it, when U can B a linebacker like Brian Urlacker, and sack her…sumtimez tha best offence iz my stunt defence…U know why I do it…I say thiz 2 make U smile…WOW, OOOOOOOOOO, K-K-K-K-Kay, ya feel me yet???

  • 9L9U8C1

    Aight: Bestfriend Hook Remix-Dedicated to mothafuckas sending dudes straight out the fuckin’ pen to put in their fuckin’ work
    for them, especially one particular fat ass mothafuckin’ faggot ass Ford Dust-ang pushin’ bitch from Marrero,LA-98504:

    Me and my best friend (chk-chook)

    will hit ya ass up like Columbine

    (Perforate you from ya chest to ya spine)

    I’ll leave you to guess when

    Or come see me I ain’t too hard to find-98504

  • 9L9U8C1

    This is completely off topic, but, I reworked the Weezy hook from the Make It Rain remix:

    Yeah

    Let’s run a train on Ciara

    Got Bow Wow tied up in the back

    cuz he ain’t wanta share ‘er999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999No disrespect, I just thought this shit up and I think it’s fuckin’ funny.

  • 9L9U8C1

    Imma leave stains

    Imma leave stains on her clothes-98504

  • icon (Trillbert Arenas)

    Boooooooooooo!!!…corny post.

  • 9L9U8C1

    I have to admit I do like some G-Unit shit and 50′s shit from before G-Unit: “You ain’t no gangsta, You’s a busta, a customer, a sucka, you fake fradulent mothafucka”.-98504

  • 9L9U8C1

    Hot Rod says “Fif’ copped a Phantom and I hopped in the Phantom”-Be Easy

    50 says “I got no pickup lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time bitch, get in my car”-Get In My Car-98504

  • 9L9U8C1

    fraudulent, not fradulent

  • TAGO JONES

    Yo SICKMORE LUV YOUR STUFF. BUT U GETTIN LAZY DAWG, STR8 UP. ONE COLUMN PER MONTH. WE MISSIN U OUT HERE

  • micguevara

    Yankees suck!!!!!!!!!!!!Jeter is olivia

  • icon (Trillbert Arenas)

    Capo wants to smack Sickamore’s kufi off. Baaaallllliinnnnn! (Jones 2008 by the way, he should be on the ballot). Recently Atlantic Records A&R Sickamore wrote a blog comparing G-Unit to the New York Yankees and Dipset being the Mets. Jones’ response?

    “Hmmmmm, screw Sickamore. I’ll slap the shit out of Sickamore. That’s how I feel about his analogy. I’ll go in his office and choke him out in my building, smell me?” Jones told SOHH.com. “He lucky I ain’t beat the shit out of him around the elevators when we passed him by one day in the office. But I can’t violate my contract cause I’m an executive up there. He better watch his little skinny ass though. I’ll put a whole foot in his ass. That’s the only thing that’s keeping that boy afloat. That little contract.”

  • bob

    Somebody bout to get slapped. Watch yo back sickawhore. Balllllllllin!

  • e aka the real noreiaga

    Sick better call Tru-Life and Saigon for back up(no dipset)

    But Dipset is wack except Santana and JR Writer. The rest of them are fake bloods on the wescoast/souths dick(no weezy)

  • the truth

    NY’s Rider Man has vowed to smack Sickamore for his DIPSET comment… At the Atlantic Records offices no less… Do it Jimmy, Do it!

  • icon (Trillbert Arenas)

    oh, btw, that little Jim Jones wanting to beat the shit out of Sic excerpt came from SOHH’s Pulse Report…

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  • 420PURP

    AY SICK YOU BETTER NOT LET LIL OL PUNK ASS JENNY JONES SHAKE YOU UP!!!
    HE A BITCH, AND IF YOU DONT RESPOND ON A BLOG YOU ARE TOO!!!GET TO WORK NIGGA!!!

  • dBOSS

    capo is one sensitive dude i think he mad because they both work for atlantic. But you have to respect that the dips dont take shit from noone on some real street shit, just like juelez did over at def jam and he got banned for a minute. But at the same rate jones was talking smack about “kick push” (lupes new nickname) on cypher sounds and hes on atlantic too. One thing i do know is that sickamore is trying to duck jimmy every where he goes in that building. EEZ.

  • CHI

    That nigga jim jones a hater. man he knows dipset aint known like g-unit on that level?? get of sick dick and let a nigga breath.

  • Cuban Link

    FUCK U the Mets are sick.They got further than the Yankees, so how the hell u gon compare them to Dipset?

    Plus just for the records, Hands Up was a decent sized hit on the radio.And Banks>Buck

  • Yaboy

    DAT WAS HOT,ITS OVER FOR GUNIT AND IM A FAN,AND ITS NOT CUZ OF DOJA(GAME).ITS CUZ THEY SEPERATE THEMSELVES FROM THE RAP GAME (I.E HOT PRODUCERS).SO MUCH.THEY USE THEM DODO ASS PRODUCERS.SONGS SOUND LIKE THEY SMOOTH OFF OF MY SPACE.DEM NIGGAS KILLIN THEMSELVES.50 HAS AT LEAST 4 MORE IN HIM.

  • baaalllllinnnnn

    fuck sickamore, fuck g-unit, and fuck the yankees

    baaaalllinnnnnn!!!!!!!

  • outda954

    HAHAHA Jim Jones wants to smack you up. Don’t worry, atleast you won’t be getting your ass kicked by a good rapper.

  • Koran

    Watch out! lil jimmy from harlem feeling sensitive he might smack you LOL what other threat does he got. We go bare knuckle round my parts. What about yours?

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    GEESH WHY THE HATE FROM JONES? LAME IF YOU ASK ME.

    GOOD POST. I SEEN ANOTHER BLOG COMPARE HIPHOP GROUPS TO WORLD CUP TEAMS.

    GOOD ISH!

  • 9L9U8C1

    I might want to slap people at random if I sounded like Barney Rubble and looked like Fred Flintstone with cornrows.

  • BirdsFlySouth

    80′s baby! what you scared of Jim Jones? Did he make you some bloggin? Jim ain’t tuff he wear blouses.

  • 420PURP

    JENNY GOT THIS PUNK ASS NIGGA SHOOK!!!

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  • BIG CHOPS

    All yall negative mufukaz iz str8 haterz, Sickamore neva spoke any truer words. Jenny Jones is just mad cause he know dat “The Chik Set” will alwayz play second to The Unit when it comes to That ol’ New York Rap!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    2. Capo wants to smack Sickamore’s kufi off. Baaaallllliinnnnn! (Jones 2008 by the way, he should be on the ballot). Recently Atlantic Records A&R Sickamore wrote a blog comparing G-Unit to the New York Yankees and Dipset being the Mets. Jones’ response?

    “Hmmmmm, screw Sickamore. I’ll slap the shit out of Sickamore. That’s how I feel about his analogy. I’ll go in his office and choke him out in my building, smell me?” Jones told SOHH.com. “He lucky I ain’t beat the shit out of him around the elevators when we passed him by one day in the office. But I can’t violate my contract cause I’m an executive up there. He better watch his little skinny ass though. I’ll put a whole foot in his ass. That’s the only thing that’s keeping that boy afloat. That little contract.”

  • e aka the real noreiaga

    Sick just get Tru-Life to scare these Dickset rappers straight.

  • 420PURP

    YOUR GETTING BITCHED BY A BITCH!!!!

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    He forgot

    Spider Loc= Drunken fan

    No1 likes them

  • Rae

    G-unit da best group ever

  • Ali

    Yes Rae sure they are

  • THAT NIGGA

    damm sick where u at man.

  • BirdsFlySouth

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

    XXL did yall fire Sick or is dude scared?

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    SICKAMORE TELLS IT HOW IT IS…

  • http://www.icedangeldesigns.com Iced Angel | The Joi of Functioning

    oh darling sick, it seems our 70′s counterparts haven’t taken your advice as to never hurt the press…

    not to mention – doesnt the name “birdsflysouth” sound a little feminine to you? lets start a poll – how many more hits can we expect the “bird gang,” – pause, to spew out after the bawlinn epidemic dies down? do i hear crickets?

  • Raymond

    It’s strange ya mafucaz. You all seem to have listened to pac. But ya neva understood him. Ya str8 bitchez.

  • dasouf

    I DIDNT EVEN READ THIS BULLSHIT CAUSE G-UNIT IS FUKIN WAK, STRATE UP. IF U WANNA COMPARE TO A TEAM COMPARE THESE BITCHES TO THE FUKIN CHARLOTTE BOBCATS. GAME WAS OKAFOR BUT THEY GOT RID OF EM

  • kne81

    I might want to slap people at random if I sounded like Barney Rubble and looked like Fred Flintstone with cornrows.
    ^^^^^^ HAHAHAHA..LMAO off outta mah chair..dude that shit is funny..you a funny dude man..HAHAHAHAHAHA…

  • Alex

    lmao this was funny but I think that was kind of messed up about Corey Lidle

  • justin B-A-L-L-N

    sick ass postt

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  • 9L9U8C1

    This shit is real lae, but thank ya, thank ya. But all jokes aside, I found out recently the Dips are coming to spend Christmas Eve and some of Christmas Day in the deep dirty which is cool of them dudes. Mothafuckas need that kind of positive shit around here after everything. But, as I posted on the Weezy vs Jay shit, shit is real fuckin’ crazy right now, so they need to be aware, and like the Jones song says, stay focused.

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