Got them DVDs

Recently I got a chance to check out XXL’s new DVD magazine. Because this is a fairly lengthy piece, I’ll spare you the formalities other than to note that a) this mess was hosted by former Rap City host Big Tigger, b) it features background beats by a buncha producers no one has ever heard of (nope, not even Noz), and c) it comes with some sort of print supplement which I didn’t bother to read.

Without further ado:

Get Ya Hustle On. The first segment of this multimedia spectacle takes us to Paul Wall’s grill shop, in Houston, where Fat Joe and Slim Thug just so happen to be stopping by to cop some new mouth jewelry. No Liberace.

Joey Crack, who recently managed to avoid signing to Koch Records by signing to Virgin Records, is typically obnoxious. I notice he keeps tossing out dreaded n-bombs, despite the fact that no one in the office is furreal black. Paul Wall nervously giggles along, though his business parner, former Myanmar rebel leader Johnny Htoo, doesn’t seem to give a shit one way or the other. Maybe his English is just not that good.

Speaking of which, I always wondered how Paul Wall actually went about making these grills; but then I never cared enough about southern hip-hop to conduct any investigation of my own. Like most people, I’m assuming, I sort of took it for granted that Wall was some sort of uncertified ghetto dentist who actually went fucking with people’s teeth. Come to find out, he doesn’t actually do much of anything other than suggest different patterns of gold and diamonds. Him and the Htoo brother take the order, and then the actual grills themselves are put together in a back room by a team of illegal Chinese immigrants a la Lethal Weapon 4.

There’s also an interesting bit where Slim Thug describes his own brief but traumatic dental history. You see, he had his own permanent grill (it said, “Slim”) from the time he was about 15 to the time he was about 17, and it, um, permanently fucked up his teeth. Now he can no longer make the top and bottom rows touch when his grill is out, so he just eats with his grill still in his mouth. He takes his grill out briefly to show the camera what he’s talking about and indeed his mouth is all fucked up on some 60-year-old hobo shit.

Been Through the Storm. Continuing with the theme of permanently fucked up southerners, we then take a trip down to what’s left of New Orleans to meet B-Gizzle, the self-proclaimed comeback kid, and take a tour of the wreckage.

These days BG is rocking braids with those beads at the tip, sunglass at all hours of the day and night, and he appears to have completely lost the ability to stand still (think Tyrone Biggums). As such, you can’t help but be reminded of Stevie Wonder giving a speech at the Grammys or some such as he guides us through his old neighborhood.

In the same ghetto where the Hot Boys’ “We on Fire” video was shot, he points out some houses where childhood friends of his once lived, and then he’s like, “Oh, and here’s an abandoned building where I used to go and shoot junk!” Despite the fact that he’s wearing dark sunglasses, you can see his eyes light up when his mind flashes back to all of the great times he once had on heroin.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, there’s also pointlessly gratuitous shot of a dead dog lying in a ditch which pretty much ruined my breakfast.

I’m Talkin’ to You. In the following segment, Entourage extra and former “pumper” Saigon interviews fellow rapper ternt actor Ice Cube.

In this highly informative bit, we learn that Ice Cube was once in a group called N.W.A. (“Niggers With Attitudes”), but then he had to go solo because the group’s Jew manager was hording all the royalty chicks. Fortunately, he lucked upon a starring role in Boyz in the Hood, which is considered a “hood classic” a la the similarly awful Scarface, and has since managed to build a profitable career in the film industry.

And he’s got a new album coming out six months ago.

Tell Me When to Go. Just when I wondered whether we were at the halfway point yet, we’re treated to this bit where 50 Cent takes his new weed carrier out for a spin, not unlike that one Jay-Z and Memphis Bleek song.

Hot Rod, you see, used to work in what I’m assuming was one of those mortgage refinancing/check cashing places that prey on the kind of people who are afraid to go into a regular bank. He used to make demos that sounded vaguely like 50 Cent records, and one of them somehow ended up in the hands of the man himself.

Gay businessman that he is, Fiddy took a liking to the demos, but wondered if the kid would look good enough with his shirt off to sell any records. No Pete Rock in the video for “I Got a Love,” or whatever that shit was called. So Fiddy called the check cashing place himself and convinced the young rapper to quit and fly out to New York the next day. You know, so Fiddy could check him out.

Also, the kid used to be named just “Rod,” but 50 added the hot part because he thought that would make it sound even gayer.

Put ‘Em in Their Place. I guess after the Superhead book became the best-selling black literary work since On the DL (no Big Tigger), publishing companies rushed to sign any vaguely literate skank who could claim to have gone down on a rapper. Hence Carmen Bryan’s new opus, Yep, I Blew Both of ‘Em, or whatever it’s called.

In this segment of the DVD, Bryan reads from her book all the parts that have to do with fucking (kinda gross), talks greasy about how she used to have to work two jobs to keep Nas from living on the street, and suggest that she was once knocked up by Jay-Z, but either had a miscarriage or an abortion. I’m hoping it was a miscarriage.

Interesting fact #1: One time after they fucked, Nas got up stark naked and went and got her a glass of orange juice. No homo.

Interesting fact #2: Allen Iverson once fucked Carmen four times in a row. After the third time, he got up to leave, but then I guess he realized he had one more go-round in him. No Pedro Zamora’s deathbed wedding.

It’s Goin Down. Speaking of going down, the XXL DVD team then head down to Arizona to watch Raekwon attempt to hit a golf ball, as part of Scion’s ongoing fake promotional hip-hop bullshit. One time I think he even makes contact. You get the idea they stuck this at the end for a reason, and not just because it’ll make YN Splinter seem that much more articulate.

Holla @ Cha’ Boy. Which finally brings us to the end of this multimedia spectacle. Elliott “Indian in My Family” Wilson, who’s nominally in charge of all things XXL, describes how other people have put out hip-hop DVDs before, but his is better because there aren’t any guns, not to mention that the camera work is clearly superior. Honestly, I’m hard-pressed to disagree on either point. This could very well be the best hip-hop DVD magazine of all time.

  • Meka Soul

    hmmmm….

  • Meka Soul

    hilarious.

  • Heat_Seeker

    second

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    good stuff

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol.. Even Bol is calling YN “Splinter”.

    I refuse to buy anything xxl puts out that doesn’t have a dead rapper on it…altho’ I would buy any issue with something about Kanye, Joe Budden, or Jay-Z on the cover.

    UNO!

  • Fernando

    Well done Bol. Best post in months. Lol @ fiddys new gurt mule. Somebody should do a piece on the “downside of grillz” and show a bunch of young jigs with rotten teeth.’

    We all knew B-gizzle aint kicked shit. More money= worlds largest ball of heroin.

  • Young A. Simmons

    ‘One time after they fucked, Nas got up stark naked and went and got her a glass of orange juice.’

    lmao, Classic.

  • Fernando

    I heard Allen I. put it down on Beyonce too.

  • XRAY3000

    …WOW! FUNNY SHIT!

  • Meka Soul

    straight from the mean streets of nix check cashing comes… HOT ROD! g-g-g-g-g-unit!

    somebody better sign twiki fast.

  • Fernando

    17 illegal chinese immigrants a la lethal weapon II….LMAO

  • jimmy

    >In this highly informative bit, we learn that Ice Cube was once in a group called N.W.A. (”Niggers With Attitudes”)

    LOL at first… then made me think, this is the state hip hop is in today, huh…

  • ksa

    5th

  • thoreauly77

    i cant imagine a grill would fuck up your teeth? arent braces made of metal, and therefore arent grills like real pretty girly braces wid widdle diamonds and rubies? one would think wearring a pretty little grill would straighten out your teeth and make your breath smell like rainbows. sorry mr. thug.

  • Fernando

    I heard 50 got a squad of financial advisors that are bout to drop some heat. Be on the look out for the new Merrill Lynch Mixtape

  • thoreauly77

    carmen sounds like the human version a diaphram. its a wonder there was no mention of how many people she gave the dastardly ol AIDS to?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Fern & Thoreau..

    Maybe the booth at Hot Rod’s studio is made of 4 inch thick bulletproof glass… (okay, that was corny, but all the good check-cashing jokes were taken)

  • thoreauly77

    so the question is, if nas and ai got aids from carmen, would that make them gay?

  • Meka Soul

    i think slim thugga simply didn’s brush his molars, assuming that the grill would keep his whites pearly. no nip/tuck.

    what the hell is the reason for coming out with this “dvd magazine?” what, xxl isn’t keeping up with their office space rent payments?

  • DJ N-CREDIBLE

    Wendy Williams Special

  • Fernando

    He eats with a grill???? How the fuck does he chew steak??? Or does he just have everything Puree’d for him in milkshake form. Dont chunks of food get caught in the grill. I bet little pieces of grissle get caught in the diamonds somtimes. For some reason it make Slim Thug way less cool to know that he has little gollum teeth underneath the platinum and diamonds.

  • Meka Soul

    i strangely think hot rod’s audtion for fiddy involved him impersonating gary coleman in one of those “check into cash” bits.

  • H-man

    hmmmmmmm….2nd DVD, rap wit gunz…lololol

  • thoreauly77

    i dont understand how fat joe feels he has a pass to say nigga all the time. sheeit, i feel awkward typing it and i tan easier than that macadamia nut looking polecat. and i am so white i am practically see-through, which is weird.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Meka–Na, Curtis has fallen on hard times. He gave Young MC & Positive K huge advances and now he can’t bribe Splinter into putting him on the cover anymore, so now YN has to put out DVDs.

    I’m pretty sure I bought the new The Rock movie from him at my laundromat the other day. Times is tough, man.

  • http://www.myspace.com/urbaneliteentertainment Urbanite

    I think I’m gonna buy it just to see Slim Thug’s teeth..or the lack thereof…

    Or find it on youtube, which ever comes first…

    http://www.myspace.com/urbaneliteentertainment

  • thoreauly77

    “gollum teeth”. oh, if only one could wash a picture from their memory.

  • e

    Lmao @ this post Bol but saying this is the best hip hop dvd doesn’t mean much. B.G is hip hop’s Tyrone Biggums. I wonder if 50 made Hot Rod do shirtless push-ups(no lloyd banks) to prove he was worthy of being on g-unit.

  • http://www.myspace.com/urbaneliteentertainment Urbanite

    “little gollum teeth”
    -Fernando
    ….hilarious….

    http://www.myspace.com/urbaneliteentertainment

  • Fernando

    lmao @ macadamia nut looking polecat.

    If Drama has a pass, Fat Joe does too. If anybody here is familiar with Treal T.V, there are plenty of cats in the Bay and down south WHO ARE 100% white and get the pass to say Nigga. So Fat Joe is not THAT bad.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Maybe Slim Thug is on the “Thru The Wire” diet, a boost for breakfast, an ensure for dessert…

  • Fernando

    If there was any piece of food that Fat Joe resembled…its a Macadamia Nut. Well done

  • thoreauly77

    thanks, it was either macadamia nut or mozzarella.

  • e

    Maybe slim thugs first grill was fake and it rotted his teeth out. fake gold=skin turining green

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    Someone should slap the shit out of these girls who find it cool to make a living out of portraying their hore-dom. I mean seriously, does this chick not remember that she has a daughter that will eventually wanna be like her mother. Unless she is intelligent to notice that her mother is hoe, bitch, low-class tramp or any other synonamous word. And you wonder why we call you bitch…

  • Fernando

    I just heard Curtis signed Paperboy, Shai, and Soul 4 Real.

  • e

    co-sign Eastside Bread Maker

  • Danja29

    Fukk that, Nas’ new name is Orange Juice Jones after this…

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I didn’t think anyone else knew who Paperboy was.. “Ditty” was my jam back in 7th grade.

    Actually, I’m pretty sure 50 just inked Young Black Teenagers to a 5 album deal.

  • thoreauly77

    i heard he signed yung butplug. fourth quarter, ’07.

  • Meka Soul

    i heard fiddy signed the candyman, all 4 one, al b. sure! and mc brains to a production deal as well.

  • THAT_BOY_NOAH

    HE SAID HIS TEETH ARE ON SOME HOBO SHIT. AND THAT BG’S EYES LIT UP WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT DOPE…LOL SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT!!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Actually, Yung Butplug is beefin’ with Hot Rod. Apparently 50 called out the wrong name in bed and now they’re all gonna go on springer.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    SuperMegaNoHomoZord

  • http://www.jimiizrael.com the iz

    Dental glue rots teeth.

    Just another plan from the man to keep you unemployed and unmarriable (sp?) Word to Flava Flav.

  • e

    Anyone know what happened to spider loc I thought g-unit was gonna use him to replace game.

  • e

    Not that he was good but spider loc sort disapered and then they tried to sign lil eazy and guerilla black.

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    if you aint black you aint got no business using the n-bomb!!! Period!!! Hell even Niggas shouldn’t use it, but its understadable that we do, but if you aint black, and puerto ricans arent black, you shouldnt use the word nigga, Nigga!

  • thoreauly77

    i think spider loc is hiding in fifty cent’s vagina.

  • Killaaaaaaaa

    ^^^^^^
    that was kind of a sketchy thing to say

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Spider-Loc (nominee for worse rap name ever), M.O.P., Ma$e, & Olivia are all hiding in Fiddy’s Kangaroo Pough that he keeps hidden under his vest.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    *Pouch.

    Fuckin’ letters always moving around on me..

  • e

    disapered=disappeared

  • Meka Soul

    spider loc was last seen backup dancing for cassie.

  • Fernando

    Spider Loc a.k.a G-Unit groupie coordinator a.k.a trunk-moss pony

  • e

    I thought I saw Spider Loc working at a swap meet with Webbie

  • Combat Jack

    Hey bol, what ever happened to my boy Sickamore?

  • Meka Soul

    i just hope hot rod doesn’t rap about taking too much money off the top of his clients’ welfare check for his album, you got it for cheap, but i got it for pesos, coming in all cutout bins neverary 39, 2156.

  • Fernando

    I just hope Hot Rod’s album never comes out. I have this re-occuring nightmare of Fiddy being able to take any half-assed MC off the street and convincing the masses that he is the truth…..oh wait, thats reality. Can G-Unit just go away already? How many more flops can they withstand? How much weed does Fiddy really need to be carried for him?

  • ronburgandy

    50 just signed me.
    Be on the lookout for the “Let’s Go Get Some Suits” single.
    “He Puuuuuunted Him!” joint mixtape with Juelz Santana on the come-up.
    “I’m Kind of a Big Deal” album drops November 21st.
    word to Brian Fantana.

  • Fernando

    He should sign Shalomar next. Then go after Adina Howard. Then for the coup de grace…..High 5!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    50′s running out of drugs for people to carry. I’m pretty sure Hot Rod is 50′s NyQuil Carrier.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Wait.. breaking news…

    “50 Cent has just signed a newly reunited Kid’n'Play. They’re first single is called ‘Teh Ghey House Party’ and will be on their G-Unit debut album, ‘Klass Actz’. Word is The Game already has a 400 bar dis track on Kid’n'Play called ‘Fuck a High Top.’ More details to come!”

  • e

    Olivia is 50 Cents steroid carrier

  • Fernando

    Olivia is Bow Wow’s Baby Daddy

  • DEEZHUL

    lol!! you killed it bol! i admit i copped the dvd yesterday n secound everything u said b.g.looked blowed,hot rod look like kermit n i bothers me when joe crack says nigga, but it thought if ur from ny its all good orange juice jones lmfao

  • http://UGRS.com Tyler

    “his mouth is all fucked up on some 60-year-old hobo shit.”

    BOL, ^^^^^^^^U kill me with ‘dat one dawg. XXL should put out a DVD on your fat funny ass reading all these post that be dissin’ U and U tryin’ 2 get interviews with all the Rap Fucks, Dat U love 2 dis. .
    Keep it coming like this though BOL and we might let U slide on all the gay shit U be sayin’ all the faggotass time. . Good post, U learning Boy!
    Peep the musical heat at:
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic
    http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug

  • someone

    how drunk was your mom when she named you “byron crawford”?

  • G Off

    Anybody else think the ad at the bottom of this page is pretty funny after reading all this?

  • G Off

    ^ The grills one, not Oz

  • Meka Soul

    >Then go after Adina Howard.>

    i’d ether the holy living shit out of her old freaky ass.

  • alex trujillo

    Eastside bread maker, actually youre wrong, there are black puerto ricans and thos who arent have black ancestors anyway. Back on topic, hilarious post bol

  • LONZO

    Ahh shit, 50 cent just offered DJ N-Bred a 10 album deal, worth $3 and a diet coke………fuck the ghey unit. They flop more than Bols man tits. (no orange juice jones, a.k.a. Nas)

  • Fernando

    She was thick as hell back in the day. My boy just did a song with her down in Vegas. Had her singin the hook on some song. Said her ass is still fine.

  • Fernando

    “I saw you..AND HIM…walkin in the rain”

    If Nas fetches breakfast beverages for his groupies, you know he’s bakin pies for Kelis. I think Nastrodamous can see his future as a drink mule for hip-hop skanks. I cant get enough of that one.

  • Fernando

    Rap star I would least likely be suprised to find out is a house maid for groupies = Kay Slay. His monkey ass looks like he wears aprons all day erry day

  • I Fux

    word to all ya’ll with this true story (no homo beforehand) I had this puerto rican chick I was dating or whatever and before me she was with some Ballplayer from the Puerto Rican national team, and I quote this bitch was like “I only like him for the sex, but you are the love of my life”…. what the fuck is that, I had to drop that chick fast

    No Popeye Jones, Ricky”the dragon” steamboat, Ironhead Heyward, Jeff Hostetler, Michael Spinks, Jimmy “superfly” Snuka,Oil Can Boyd,

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    “In the same ghetto where the Hot Boys’ “We on Fire” video was shot, he points out some houses where childhood friends of his once lived, and then he’s like, “Oh, and here’s an abandoned building where I used to go and shoot junk!” Despite the fact that he’s wearing dark sunglasses, you can see his eyes light up when his mind flashes back to all of the great times he once had on heroin.”

    LMFAO I NEED TO SEE THIS DVD!

  • gutta

    lol @ his mouth is all fucked up on some 60-year-old hobo shit.
    Anyway, i guess YN figured since everybody and they mother got a dvd magazine that he would put one out. well, ur kinda late, the only reason why he even came up with the idea cuz dvd mags are essentially better than the plain ol magazine. people would much rather watch their favorite artist wild out then just read about it. And dvd can show whether or not an artist is “real” or not as some artists cantr go to there old hood. so im not sure if xxl dvd is better but its a start. way to stay ahead of the game.

  • Craptacular

    classic. best shit I’ve read in months. take a fucking bow while you watch your back for YN’s henchmen

  • Danja29

    50 has signed Klymaxx, and apparently Olivia’s gonna be placed in the group as lead singer so Fif can kill two birds with one stone.

  • http://thatwhitedude.blogspot.com/ thatwhitedude

    im from houston and know some of the dudes that work for tv johnny and they def arent illegals and its a pretty legit operation over there man. my friend basically did brooke hogans grill lol.

  • http://thatwhitedude.blogspot.com/ thatwhitedude

    oh yeah, and bol, you tried way too hard to be funny in this one. you basically forced it and nothing you said was even remotely on or funny.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thelowends tony

    “Interesting fact #2: Allen Iverson once fucked Carmen four times in a row. After the third time, he got up to leave, but then I guess he realized he had one more go-round in him.”

    LMAO!!

  • 160jordansdeep

    Oh, and here’s an abandoned building where I used to go and shoot junk!” Despite the fact that he’s wearing dark sunglasses, you can see his eyes light up when his mind flashes back to all of the great times he once had on heroin.
    Lol This coon bg should have kept his black country ass with the cash money monkeys.Atleast he would have some money for some dope.But now hes a dope on koch (Jew name lable)records

  • lone1

    Also, the kid used to be named just “Rod,” but 50 added the hot part because he thought that would make it sound even gayer.

    Classic.

  • DJ Lucky Luke

    This is a weak post…

    I think Bol is still sore from getting raped by his favorite artist, Lupe… And you thought y’all were tight. Damn it’s a shame homey. Keep it real though–or as close to real as you can get. Peace.

  • icon

    LOL @ Johnny Htoo…him and Luther were running shit, back in the day…

  • Mr.Me

    Fuck is ya Gay ass ramblin on about in this post Bol…all I saw was that diss to Geezy. I see you love disrespectin the south cuz its the new “thing” to do. You follow the leader ass nigga you. I’ll dl this dvd on limewire since you gave it such a rave review you clown.

  • Belize

    ~Puff~Puff~Proppppzzzzz~

    Shit was brilliantly iggnorant

    luv it

  • NYC

    Bol u are a BITCH ASS NIGGA, u should be happy that XXL even gives you the opp. to stand anywhere near them… I would FIRE your BITCH ASS if I were YN!!!

  • DJ Lucky Luke spits the truth, son…

    ***And speaking of Fat Joe dropping N-Bombs, did anyone hear him on Meth’s new CD, “YahMeen” He definitely says “Crack’s crazy, that NIGGER will slap babies…” I’ve heard the song about 10 times now–he definitely does NOT say “nigga” it’s the unfiltered N-Bomb in full effect–now that’s crazy***

  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz thebestout!!

    XXL DVD HMMMM??

    WHAT ABOUT BOL ACTION FIGURES WITH DILDO ACTION!

    OR TARA HENLY VIBRATORS (SHE A DUDE)

    OR YN WORK OUT TAPES WIT’ THE YN AND BILLY BLANKS EXTRA LOVE SCENE!

    FUCK IT I SAY DAMN IT IF U DO SOMENGO ALL THE WAY I MEAN HEY Y’ALL HAD THE ORDASITY TO PUT THE BULLSHIT UP DERE’ LIKE IT WAS ENTERTAINING SO LETS KEEP THE BOULS OF SHIT COMING!!

    NEW BOL’ SPERM GUARDS! FOR THE FAG WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT IN THE EYE!!

    AND ALSO FROM WHACKNE COME NEW XXL TOILET TISSUE!! WHEN YOU JUST WANNA READ AND SHIT!! note:all items are prohibited to be used under penalty of law by any sane person who can smell thier own fart in a closed room for 4 hours.duplication and or disrtibuting of said products without the written or oral (ha! oral) consent of the xxl staff and michael jackson is srictly prohibited.

  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz thebestout!!

    NEW BOL’ SPERM GUARDS! FOR THE FAG WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT IN THE EYE!!…

    i’ma sick little twisted soul i am.

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO SICKAMORE???

  • 45th

    Bol where ur apron wearing, muffin baking, nerd faggot ass at. Say something u son of a hot dog water coochie smelling bitch. Nigga u as gay as the nigga lupe, both yall on some nerd type shit
    Comon faggot, ill spit on u and ur moms face if i saw ur bitch ass on the street. U college attending faggot, ran out the suburbs, u cant even spend a day in the hood.

  • ty

    i never respond to blogs butthis is one of the truest and funniest blogs I’ve seen in months do da damn thang
    p.s. Lupe isnt’t ever gonna be much

  • T-Boye, Boy!!

    After seeing the preview clips on this site. I totally 100% believe every word you say Bol

  • MC Burial

    Bol…in a word your a faggot. It’s people like you that make motherfuckers wanna slap the shit outta somebody. I hope Saigon or whoever you dissed in this tirade just whip your ass for your dumb ass point of view. Black people dont need a Bill O’ Reilly….jerkoff

  • N – WORD , NOT 4 THEM

    FATJOE IS A DIRTY ..PALE , GREEN EYED , PUERTORICAN FOR USING THE WORD ” NIGGA” HE IS NOT A BLACK HISPANIC , HES A WANNABEE COPYING BLACK DUDES , LIKE HE DONT GOT LATINO ROLE MODELS , I GIVE RICKY MARTIN AND MARC ANTHONY MORE RESPECT THEN THAT COPYING ASS WIGGER OH ..I MEAN SPIGGER ” WHY ROCK THE P.R. FLAG IF YOU AINT GONE HAVE YOUR OWN CULTURE AND STYLE , STOP BITIN AND …BE LATINO , WE DONT CARE HOW MANY BLACK FRIENDS YOU MADE SINCE YOU GOT IN THE INDUSTRY …ITS NOT ACCEPTABLE , U EVER WONDER WHY HE DONT LET HIS HAIR GROW…..ITS A DRITY BLOND COLOR CHECK HIS FACIAL HAIR…ALL FACTS BABY