Shit sandwiches of ’06

I should have known yesterday when I admitted to liking Christina Aguilera’s “Ain’t No Other Man,” Nelly Furtado’s “Promiscuous,” and Kelis’ “Bossy” better than probably any rap songs that have come out so far this year, people might get the wrong idea. As such, I’m instituting a special state of no homo Juelz Santana on this post.

If there’s a problem with not having Sirius or XM satellite radio and/or a stereo that’s compatible with an mp3 player in your car, it’s that it’s basically impossible to listen to any radio station these days for more than 10 minutes at a time. I probably have as diverse tastes in music as anyone other than retarded people (they love everything), but I pretty much end up riding around with my finger on the scan button.

Without further ado, my list of some of this year’s biggest shit sandwiches.

Beyonce featuring Jay-Z, “Deja Vu.” Hilariously, it would seem as if radio has more or less given up on this one. There was a two-week period after this came out when I couldn’t get in my car without hearing this mess (and promptly changing the station). Compare that to the summer “Crazy in Love” was big. That had to have been one of the most played songs since the days of “Torn” and “Iris,” two of my personal favorites from high school. Extra nullus. Think about how bad a song would have to be for radio not to play it when it’s being performed by Beyonce and Jay-Z. They could’ve done a cover of Donovan’s “That’s the Time I Love the Best” and gotten better results than that.

Cassie, “Me & U.” As I mentioned in my post on Cassie here the other day, she likes to claim that she’s part Philipino and part black, though I’ve got my doubts about her being part black. What kind of black chick you know is going to make a song all about how she enjoys swallowing a man’s unit, especially if she’s not getting any money, er, crack out of it. That’s what I call pure white girl tendencies, and god bless her for it. Perhaps she meant that she’s had a little black in her at times, like Usher when he used to live with P. Diddy back in the late ’90s. Is this the real reason why Freddie P would always run back to Florida during the taping of Making the Band 2, not to mention constantly being seen sucking on his thumb? Hmm…

Disturbed, “Land of Confusion.” Granted, there’s nothing “urban” about this one, but every once in a while I’ll switch it over to St. Louis’ young, aggressive white guy station, 105.7 the Point, to see if Weezer or something is on. More often than not these days, it would seem, they’re playing this mess. Yep, it’s a cover of the “classic” Genesis record. The weird thing about it is that it doesn’t sound much different than the original at all. The Genesis version might even be a bit gullier than this wack shit. As such, you can’t help but view this as yet another cynical attempt to get a hit record by recording a cover version that sounds exactly like the original a la Uncle Cracka-ass Cracka’s “Drift Away” or the Ataris’ “Boys of Summer.”

Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean, “Hips Don’t Lie.” As I mentioned in one of my posts somewhere (I can no longer keep up with this shit), maybe the most awful thing about Shakira and Wyclef’s “Hips Don’t Lie” is that it’s probably ensured that she’ll continue to have a career here in the first world for another five years or so. Just when it was looking like she might be confined to being popular only in Germany and parts of Africa where they get TV. I mean, the bitch has had bad songs before. With that voice, it’s not like she could have a good song if she wanted. Wyclef does kinda take it to the next level though when he raps, “I need a whole club dizzy / Why the CIA wanna watch us? / Colombians and Haitians / I ain’t guilty, it’s a musical transaction.” Jesus, man.

Justin Timberlake, “SexyBack.” In a year full of awful, awful shit sandwiches, Justin Timberlake’s “SexyBack” might actually be the least listenable. Supposedly, it was produced by Timbaland, maker of Bol personal favorite “Promiscuous,” but I’m willing to believe that this is another one of those cases where he’s taking credit for some ghost producer a la his work on the first Justin Timberlake solo album. I never bought into any of that foolishness about Tim being some sort of genius in the first place, but I’m sure if he squatted over a keyboard and dropped a series of deuces at completely random intervals, the result would sound better than this, if not somewhat similar.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Bonin my way on to the first post!

  • Belize

    BETTA BELIZE IM SMOKIN ON A DUB!

  • d stapes

    i concur. deja vu might as well be called it worked the first time.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Iris was the shit tho

  • can’t stop the prophet

    first.
    how could London Bridge be left off of this list?

  • Belize

    I probably have as diverse tastes in music as anyone other than retarded people (they love everything)

    ^u stupid 4 that…boner, i think he talkin bout u…GET EM!

  • Boner Jams 03

    I can honestly say i agree with everything the bol of shit said on this post…

  • http://www.myspace.com/therapistmusic Therapist

    carolina

  • Boner Jams 03

    what about Rihanna’s “unfaithful”?? thats the most over the top extra dramatic bullshit i have ever heard in my life

  • Sarutama

    I will give Disturbed a pass if, and only if, they do a video with puppets like the original. That’s one of the top 5 videos of the 80′s.

  • LONZO

    Fuk this fat ugly nigga he just tryin to make up for yesterdays gay ass confession……nigga keep it real nigga we all remember wat u said bout likin those songs Fag. Don’t try to shit on music you’ve already confessed to likin pussy.

  • jimmy

    we know what kinda place you have, we know what kinda job you have… and since you brought it up – what do you drive?

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >That’s one of the top 5 videos of the 80’s.

    That video was scary as shit.

  • Belize

    WHAT ABOUT #1 FROM PHARELL????

  • Belize

    WHAT ABOUT #1 FROM PHARELL????

  • Belize

    WHAT ABOUT #1 FROM PHARELL???? I got a neibour that swears that its the best song in the world…he’s dead now by the way

  • Boner Jams 03

    while we are on the top of classic white music…has there ever been a better song about love than Cure’s “Love Song”??

  • LONZO

    Wat bout that song by Oliver and 50 snitch……if u was my best friend………..THAT WAS STRAIT GARBAGE….GGGGGGG GUNOT.

  • Sonny Cheeba

    Ur WAY off point Bol, Timbaland is a GENIUS… Take ur 15 out of ur day and download ur new favorite artists’, Nelly Furtado, record and watch how the tracks he did bump! he even gave those bum bitces from making the band a KNOCK- and they suck… that song is called “right now” by Danity Kane (Haaaaa)… As a self resepecting man i wouldn’t be caught dead bumping this shit, unless there was a broad next to me about to give a nigga buffs… And “sexyback” knocks too, if u dead the “chorus”, cuz the main & bridge r hot- PAUSE!

  • bitchevil

    bol I will will agree with u on all of the songs except for me and u–the beat kinda grew on me her singing is real cheezy— but what do u mean when u say “she probably has had a little black “in her” like when usher used to live with puffy back in the 90′s? reading betweens the lines did usher have a little of puffy”in him”.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Keane’s “Is it Any Wonder” is better than ANYTHING that came out on “urban” radio this year

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Let’s See…

    Iris & Torn were both good, but they remind me of when I was cheating on my then-girlfriend in the summer of ’98. Good songs, tho’.

    I just heard Deja Vu for the first time today, and I gotta admit, it does miss the mark. Crazy In Love was hot tho’. (no ashton)

    Hips Don’t Lie gets my current girlfriend horny, plus Shakira is way hotter than 90% of the girls making music right now, so I got no problem with it.

    The Land Of Confusion cover I haven’t heard, but I loved the song and the video of the original when I was younger, and I still like it now.

    I like the beat to Me & U, but Cassie sounds like a bootleg Ciara, whom I never ever ever liked in the first place.

    SexyBack is the worst song of ’06. There is nothing good about that song at all. It’s horribly, terribly awful.

    London Bridge is almost as bad as SexyBack, but at least that beat kinda knocks. Fergie needs to be confronted in a bathroom by large, angry black women who inform her that she’s a fucking poser until Ferg agrees to give up music forever and ever.

    UNO!

  • LONZO

    Wers Rey? Nigga makes me laugh.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Rhianna looks like some kind of cross between an alien & a Bratz doll.

  • Belize

    damn rey…that was a long asssss post

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh, right here ‘Zo. (nullus)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Yeah, brevity is not one of my strong points. At least I used paragraphs and punctuation!

  • the dough

    Bol, you know they make CD decks for cars now?

  • Belize

    rhianna got a LOT on her mind

  • LONZO

    I’d fuck rihanna, and the ho from the wack ass peas, shakira if she moves like she does wen she dances in bed, oh and I’d let cassie give me head to see if she’s for real.

  • G Off

    Ummm, anybody seen the original version of Cassie’s video??? I would highly recommend checking it out…

    Deja Vu is much better than people are giving it credit for. It’s just not cool yet to say it

  • Boner Jams 03

    What about ne-yo’s “when you’re mad”…he sings about doing shit to get his girl mad at him so she can hit him…thats what bitches do

  • LONZO

    Wat it do to that nigga Rey!

  • TORRY

    aren’t you doing the same thing that Phonte did? all he did was further explain what he was talking about for those who got the wrong idea the first time, which seems to be what you just did. so, would you call this back peddaling or clarifying?

  • http://XXL SOUTHERN.CAL

    man bol you are a genuine idiot. I cant belive that you actually have this job. Whos D**K you suckin. You say the dumbest shit. tryin to make up for you mistakes. I bet you dress up in dominatrix shit with a leather whip and listen to Christina Aguilera, and tie 50 up to the bed post and whip him and sing THERE AINT NOT OTHER MAN by christina Aguilera. HAHAHA

  • Boner Jams 03

    yeah regardless of how wack there music is, i’d still fuck fergie, cassie, rihanna and shakira….with the same rubber

  • rome

    What about Ne-yo-”so sick”. that shit was super lame. Neyo’s almost as gay as Bol’s last post,almost.

  • Boner Jams 03

    and by the way bol..talkin about wack songs today is not gonna make up for that gay pride blog u posted yesterday

  • Belize

    id fuk wit no rubber

  • Belize

    well except fergie…she pissed on herself last year

  • LONZO

    That fukin joint by Obie Trice CRY NOW is fukin hot. Im feelin that shit………yea Bol tryin to make up for yesterday. We all see thru ur gay post Faggit. ……aint no other man…..dam faggit u fuked up with that shit haha.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Rome look up at one of my previous posts^^^

  • DJ N-Credible

    DO THE NEXT ONE ON HOOPZ…CUZ SHE STIRRING UP ALOT OF DUST IN THE INDUSTRY…SHE IS PREGNANT NOW AND NOBODY KNOWS WHO IT IS FOR…SHE DONT KNOW WHO IT IS FOR…TI OR COULD IT BE SLIM THUG OR WADE OR AI…WHO KNOWS…I KNOW THEM BOYZ BITTIN THERE NAILS OFF IN ANTICIPATION

  • http://xxlmag.com fresh

    “Cassie, “Me & U.” As I mentioned in my post on Cassie here the other day, she likes to claim that she’s part Philipino and part black, though I’ve got my doubts about her being part black. What kind of black chick you know is going to make a song all about how she enjoys swallowing a man’s unit, especially if she’s not getting any money, er, crack out of it. That’s what I call pure white girl tendencies, and god bless her for it. Perhaps she meant that she’s had a little black in her at times, like Usher when he used to live with P. Diddy back in the late ’90s. Is this the real reason why Freddie P would always run back to Florida during the taping of Making the Band 2, not to mention constantly being seen sucking on his thumb? Hmm…”

    I read that shit like three times just to laugh. I swear I saw Fred walking on the side of 1-95 earlier this month.

  • Belize

    djincredible…are u really a dj or u just sell mixtapes to ur friends? Inquiring minds wannna know..

  • Belize

    fresh baby…do a post

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    you’re right. sexyback is the fucking worst. i can’t find one good thing to say about that shit at all.

  • Boner Jams 03

    yeah i’m still not over how “n-credibally” bad a name dj n-credible is

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I’m not even gonna lie.. I fuckin’ hate Usher & Chris Brown, but I like Ne-Yo. At least he writes his own stuff. (i know i’ll get called gay for that, but I’m a songwriter myself, and it’s fucking frustrating when people eat off other peoples words…um…no homo.)

  • Belize

    i like that lil nigga chris brown better than ne-yo..that song wit weezy was str8

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I can’t wait for Chris Brown’s voice to change.. That shit’ll “ether” his little ass QUICK.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Ne-yo looks like styles p’s illegitamte half-brother

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh, Boner, I don’t wanna date him, I just like his music.

  • Belize

    bol looks like a broke ne-yo

  • Boner Jams 03

    I’m just pointin out what xxl said in their a-alikes section rey

  • pop a poppa

    again with the cracka bol?
    when you gonna stop?
    and you need to stop talkin’ shit
    about “sexyback”.
    that is the best song i’ve heard since
    “popozao” by kevin federline.

  • http://www.facebook.com DEDICATION

    THE HIP’S DON’T LIE WAS MY FAVORITE SONG I PLAYED IT EVERY MORNING BEFORE CLASS!!!!!!!!!!SEL

  • Boner Jams 03

    anybody else diggin corrine bailey rae?

  • Belize

    pop a poppa?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Ah..

    My favorite one of those was Lil’ Jon & Dr. Teeth from the Muppets.

  • Belize

    naw..what kinda music she on boner? ( i still cant believe ur name is boner)

  • Belize

    naw son…shrek and rockwilder had me laughing

  • Boner Jams 03

    yeah but i think the definitive a-alikes will always be ja rule and stuart little

  • Boner Jams 03

    or capon from cnn and the count from sesame street

  • RANDOMNAME

    Once again I’d like to point out that chicks wild out when “Sexyback” comes on in the club. It just makes want to dance with other girls or rub their asses into your crotch. It’s by far the best “Grown and Sexy” dance joint of the summer.

    Thank you Justin wherever you are. (NH of course)

  • Boner Jams 03

    man she does some ( i refuse to use the term “neo-sould”) soulful acoustic guitar type shit

  • RANDOMNAME

    ^^-just makes girls want to

  • Belize

    is she on some jill scott shit or india irie cuz i fuks wit jill all day…indie too “artistic” for me though..i want some music i can smoke a L to with my chic, not hug a tree

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    You know what’d be another good A-Alikes?

    Mike Jones and Rowlf the Dog (also from the muppets–fuck you guys, my mama put me on the muppets)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    *up on the muppets. I wasn’t on like, Sesame Street, or anything.

    Not up on the neo-soul, sorry.

  • Belize

    when 50 did the piggybank video and had jada as a ninja turtle…that was hilarious

  • Mr.Me

    Damn Bol,(you A.C. Slater ass nigga you) you was surprisingly on point wit all those songs wit the exception of “Hips Dont Lie”. Broads be doing dances to that song that I’ve never seen before. Every time that song comes on in a club girls start to have a dance-off/battle and booty’s be rockin everywhere (only girl booty’s..no homo..I shouldnt have to say that.).
    God bless that dusty lil Why-clef for making that song.

  • john cochran

    ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GARBAGE THATS OUT EVERYDAY. TRY CHEERING US UP AND MENTION SOME GOOD SHIT. WASN’T IT YOU WHO POSTED SOME THING ABOUT THE NIIGGA TREA FROM H TOWN. WELL I BOUGHT IT AND IT WAS HOT. KEEP SHOUTIN SHIT OUT LIKE THAT. STOP COMLAINING

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  • thoreauly77

    i looked up “boner jams 03″ on myspace yesterday and he’s actually a 26 year old white girl…. with a moustache. onto the post though — i dont have tv or radio by choice precisely because all this shit is a streaming hot pile of D4L.

  • thoreauly77

    and steaming too. nims.

  • Rey

    hi my name is rey and im gay!

  • Petey Cent

    Bowl is a Fag.

  • daytonz finest

    how u gon call white people crackers when ur the biggest cracker on xxl bol u fag

  • http://www.thursdayplantation.blogspot.com lar

    Quoting Buffalo ’66, Bol? You’re alright.

  • Belize

    lmaso on rey

  • think b4 u speak

    Mr.Me Says:

    August 9th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
    Damn Bol,(you A.C. Slater ass nigga you)

    ^^LMFAO u a fool for that one

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Um, yeah…

    The 4:14pm Rey is definitely not me, I keep my url link on allhiphop.com, so FUCK YOU IMPOSTER!

    It’s pretty pathetic that you’d come on here and impersonate me.

    u a faggit ass nigga, imposter.

    UNO!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol, watch the imposter me turn out to be Yellow Nig.. GET OVER IT, HOMEY!

  • Belize

    stop lying rey…u was cleaning out ur closet

  • Belize

    aye rey..allhiphop rumours got a video of joe buddens doin DUMB OUT…sick!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Negro Please..

    I use caps and punctuation. Fuck that imposter. Fuckin’ YN.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Joe Budden is awesome.

    The T.I.s at my job won’t let me access anything YouTube.

  • Young A. Simmons

    I don’t know what’s worse, Clefs verse on Hips don Lie or Bols singing along to ain’t no other man.
    Your blog is flawed anyway since the named artists with the exception of Kelis aren’t r+b they are pop, get it? Britney, 50, Justin…POP. not r+b.

  • Ogeezy

    Bol a straight up HOMO

  • Belize

    i like how rey blames Yn for everything, i bet u blame him for gas prices too huh?

  • Meka Soul

    i don’t think i’d bone rihanna [no "wild'n out"], especially since jay-z is using her forehead as target practice. plus, that’s like sloppy seconds, a la faith evans, charli baltiwhore, lil kim, fixy brown, etc, etc.

    cassie has a chest like mine [read: guy... um, no nick cannon]. i’m cool on someone whose tits concave inward. even if she does take pride in sucking long neck [no kriss kross].

    on the topic of muppets, the yin yang twins look like the bizarre offspring of animal & beaker [that "meep meep" ass jig]. the fact that they’re clinically retarded makes things worse.

    damn, it feels good to be back.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fuckin’ YN.. Ya know what? I do blame him for gas prices. Ya know what else I blame him for? Jibbs. That motherfucker needs to be beaten and thrown into a cesspool. I don’t want him to die, I just want him to walk around covered in shit, him and his fuckin’ 24″ chain.

    MekaSoul!! Sheeit, now all we’re missing is ThE TrAnSIenT!!

    LOL @ >…on the topic of muppets, the yin yang twins look like the bizarre offspring of animal & beaker [that “meep meep” ass jig]. the fact that they’re clinically retarded makes things worse

  • Belize

    who da fuk is jibbs?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Jibbs.. he does that awful “Chain Hang Low” song.. Apparently this asshole is 15 years old and is singing about his 24″ chain or some shit.

  • Belize

    ahh..i saw that video yesturday..thats that ice cream truck shit right?

  • Meka Soul

    “chain hang low” = “vans” = “london bridge” = no “run’s house.”

    since we’re playing the blame game, i blame YN [you never posted "funky worm" on your breakadays, you bag!] for young leek. apparently, he was the only one that managed to avoid being raped in the ass by that gay thug from “the wire.”

  • Belize

    Omar is one gangsta ass faggit thou…aye when season 4 starting?

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    WEAK-ASS blog/post.

    UR IPOD iz prolly filled w/ pop tart musicianz – Justin Timberflake, N’suck, WackStreet boys, Paris “I’m FUck every 1 ” Hilton, Ashely “I’m obssessed w/ plastic surgery” Simpson, Jessica “I cant tell the difference btwn. chicken & tuna” Simpson, brit, k-fraud, etc…

  • Danja29

    three points:

    1- that beat to that Cassie shit, along with watchin’ her lips while listening to the song, is enough to give that song a pass.

    2- nothin’ could fukk with the o.g. “Land Of Confusion”- they shoulda known better. Nobody’s ever outdone a Phil Collins original.

    3- “Deja Vu” died because radio killed it before they even gave anybody a chance to like it first. They played the shit 40 times the first fuckin’ day it came out, no wonder it died so fast.

  • Meka Soul

    season 4 starts september 10th. i just seen an ad for it. nails.

    sorry, but “deja vu” died when beyonce started wiggling on the floor like a cockroach sprayed with raid during the bet awards. going all kunta kinte w/one foot in the video didn’t help matters.

  • Belize

    naw deja vu died when hov started to spit arguably his worst verse ever (and im a big HOVA fan 2)

  • Belize

    thinkin bout it..every song hova did wit beyonce sucks

  • Meka Soul

    every song beyoncé has done w/o her ganja moolies sucks.

  • Belize

    soldier was str8 though

  • Meka Soul

    dammit… u got me on that one. but everything else sucks raccoon balls [no terrance howard].

  • Meka Soul

    but i’ll be got damned if i take a bullet for anyone [except for wifey & kids, & even thats a stretch].

  • Belize

    thinkin bout it…..i like the one wit sean paul too..just cuz hoes go wild in the club when it comes on

    lol on terrance howard

  • Meka Soul

    matter of fact, destiny’s child – beyoncé = the blue notes – harold melvin.

  • Belize

    naw more like the hightops – steve harvey

  • http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LARRYBRITE Larry_Brite

    let’s add the Nelly Furtato, Promiscuis(?). THE SONG IS GARBAGE . sORRY tIM.

  • LONZO

    Ah shit ya niggas are a trip. LOL on that jibbs shit. That fukin fag needs to get ass raped by Bol and then both of them need to get flown to Lebanon……oh and fly YN’s faggot cocksuckin non-negro ass over ther too.

  • Belize

    bol would be sprung if he fuked jibbs…plus YN is cockblockin him…haaaa

  • Meka Soul

    lol @ the hightops.

    more like “saved by the bell” – zack morris.

  • Belize

    id let beyonce be lisa turtle atleast

  • LONZO

    YN might be busy suckin 50cents clit. Or there mite be an all out gang bang with the whole gay-unit and YN……and Bol kickin back watchin it all go down while be jacks off to AINT NO OTHER MAN.

  • Joz

    the donovan song is actually called “colors”

    and cassie is as good as all that other rnb stuff…

  • Meka Soul

    sheeit, her & kelly kapowski i’d ether together. the chick from “showgirls” can watch [i wouldn't touch that after ac slater had that {no "goodburger"}].

  • Belize

    ahhh…i visualized that shit…ahhh…all i saw at the end was bol’s column pic

  • Belize

    speakin of goodburger..bol looks like a fat kenon

  • Meka Soul

    keenan is the fat one, belize. kel is the one w/down’s syndrome.

  • daytonz finest

    oh shit he said fat kenon.. and since kenons already fat thats just raw. ya bol u say cracker like ur not white. if u ever drop the n-bomb u should be slapped you kkk ass bol.

  • rock da block

    the jay-z and beyonce joint is hot and so is the justin timberalkae song.when will the hate stop.they already ruling the charts with that joint.

  • js

    Deja Vu is a good song. A lot of people were feeling. Beyonce could have had a number 1 hit if she actually promoted it. But all she did was drop the video and do that one performance at the BET awards and then she disappeared. You don’t even see paparazzi photos of her around. She was still #4 last week on billboard Hot 100 and now she is #6.

  • H-man

    lolololol I wonder what da nutritional value of a shit sandwich iz???? And how much doez one cost??

  • New York Nigga

    wat bout snap ya fingers or chikin noodle soup or shoulder lean or EVERYTHING THAT HAZ CAM OUT SO FAR !

  • The Originator

    Why isn’t T.I. “What You Know” and “Why You Wanna” on this list.

  • THAT_BOY_NOAH

    WELL IF YALL ARE TALKIN ABOUT MUSIC THAT SUCKS IMA LET YALL KNOW….THE WACKEST VIDEO AND SINGLE I HEARD BY FAR IS THE NEW PARIS HILTON JAM..YES I SAID IT “THE BOPPER HILTON”.AND RIGHT NEXT TO THAT IS RIHANNA. BUT THE FUNNIEST AA LOOK ALIKES I SEEN ON XXL WAS THE LIL WAYNE AND ET.THAT MOTHER FUCKER BE LOOKIN LIKE ET WITH THEM GLASSES ON TOO. THEY SHOULD PUT SUGE KNIGHT AND WILL SMITHS POPS FROM THE FRESH PRINCE SHOW FOR THE NEXT ONE.

  • jonjon-23

    The new DMX single, Mobb Deep, LL,…Oh, they don’t even get airplay.

  • rome

    Over 100 posts and no mention of “laffy Taffy”, or “lean wit etc. wit it”. You guys are slipping on your senseless generalizations of southern rap.

    On a different note, why does every Bol blog lead to everyone listing the many reasons he’s a fat
    marmot-looking cracka-assloser.

  • Face Phoenix

    Beyonce and Jay-Z = Craptastic
    Cassie = Tolerable
    Justin = Craptabulous
    Shakira = Crap (But I Do Love That Magical booty when it shakes.)

    Damn This Summer has Been Very Very Disappointing! (PS – You Forgot Pharrell And Kanye = SUPERCRAP and so many more not worth mentioning!)

  • http://fotolog.com/wastoids motelsicks

    i think my boy jigga’s verse on deja vu is some slapdash crap trash
    (no barman)

  • jrs-one

    You forgot…
    “meet me at the mall.. its goin down…” -Young Jock

    “You’re Beautiful” -James Blunt

    Anything by NE-Y(gr)O

  • thoreauly77

    rome-
    i believe i referenced a steaming hot bowl of D4L earlier, but just in case everyone forgot, southern rap has pole-polishing magic that enables it to tell it like it is: illiterate.

  • jrs-one

    And that new song w/ Paul Wall and Hulk Hogan’s manly daughter

  • http://UG-RS.com Tyler

    Bol, Don’t try and make up 4 ‘dat gay shit from yesterday cause we ain’t gonna let U back in the closet nigga but I do agree on all these non-jump offs and U need 2 get yourself an XM radio, U ape. “SexyBack” is “SexWack” and ‘dats all it is 2 it. If U in a bar and the bitchs start grindin’ off dat shit then U need 2 get the hell outta there, quick cause the chics must be a bunch of corny ass not knowin’ how 2 fuck hoes or they got aids and any song would make them happy.

    How ’bout a vote 4 ‘dat Grammy song by Kanye and ‘dat Dj. All 3 of Lloyd Banks wackass singles. Touch it, the 1st one and the remix. There are so many I could go on 4 days. Peep the heat at: http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic

  • Tray

    You’re straight right, Bol? Shakira’s a great talent, just hit the mute button if you don’t care for her music.

  • Combat Jack

    “The Genesis version might even be a bit gullier than this wack shit.”

    lol

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Chi-Town Representor

    Tha only 2 songs dat I think r hot on ur list r Deja Vu n ME and U,tha rest r str8 shitty.But u right bout tha rest of them joints n dat they str8 shit sandwiches.But hey,Im 15 n wat I kno bout music?They r mo horrible songs dat shouldve been on ya list like It’s Goin Down,Unfaithful,Shoulder Lean,Lean wit it, Aint no other Man.Promiscuos aight,but it aint dat good.It’s ok.But u couldve added a whole bunch of shitty songs dat r waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy worse than da 1st two u think r str8 trash.But u shouldve added these crap-ass southern artist who b puttin out way mo horrible shit sandwiches,but I see u part of they trend.SO,u support shit music n I hav nuthin 2 say bout dat.U support ya crap-ass music n I’ll keep supportin Good Music n Real Hip-hop,not dis mess comin out 2day

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Chi-Town Representor

    I aint afraid 2 listen 2 somethin different if it’s hot.Dats why I think dat Gnarles Barkley joint, “Crazy” is hot cuz it grew on me.At 1st I didnt really undastand it,but now I think dat joint hot.Im not afraid 2 listen 2 anythin different in tha Hip-hop n R&B trend if it sounds too different 2 be dat type of record,but at tha same time,it’s a str8 fire joint

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Chi-Town Representor

    Dis still doesnt take back da fact dat u gay wen u confessed 2 listenin 2 them female songs.U cant take dat back now cuz u put dat on urself.

  • Belize

    so u tellin me bol looks like kel?

  • Belize

    dat new andre video is ill

  • Fernando

    Excellent Post Bol. Im glad somebody stood up against these crimes against humanity. MTV is trying their hardest to push “Deja Vu” and “Sexy Back”, but even the dry-humping 12 yr old white girls that watch that shit don’t like it. “Crazy in Love” SUCKED by the way and the new song is even worse. Im not mad at Cassie though. She is fine as hell and more girls should do songs about BJ’s!!

  • NickeNitro

    “Shit sandwich.” That’s a white rock music magazine term, right? If you want to be a true hip-hop journalist, you have to stop getting ideas about things from Rolling Stone.

  • the dough

    Hey Rey, we could split the cost of a gunner to take out Jibbs, how does that sound? Haha oh shit, there is an add for his album at the bottom of this page right now.

  • Belize

    I bet rey will blame YN for that too

  • MIDWEST MAMI

    I AGREE WITH THE SONGS ON THE LIST. SOMEBODY PLEASE RECYCLE…I MEAN REMIX THAT SHIT!!!PLUS I WANT TO ADD THAT CASSIE IS THE WORST REPLICA OF J-HO ALA DIDDY. NEGRO PLEASE!!!

    THAT BOY LASSIE NEEDS TO GET SOME FOOD IN HIS ANOREXIC SELF!!! A.S.A.P TAKING ABOUT SUCKING C*CK…CHILD PLEASE FIND A BOTTLE OF BABY FORMULA WITH A CUP OF OATMEAL IN IT… SUCK ON THAT… MAYBE U WOULD GET SOME MEAT ON YOUR BONES(U KNOW U KNOW ABOUT THAT IF NOT ASK UR MAMA LOL)

  • http://www.myspace.com/kingpaul06 King Paul

    Christina Aguilera feat. Termanology- “Back in the Day” (Remix) produced by DJ Premier

    tell me that shit isn’t fire. u need to admit to liking that joint too cuz u know u do… it’s up on spinemagazine.com if you havent heard it

  • jonjon-23

    Just about everything the East Coast made ‘son’.

  • h-lo

    “No Dèja Vu just me and my B…” – I bet Jay-Z thought here of the Biggie song.

    I like his flow here, it’s really unusual. Though still listenable (because Beyoncé voice is still great) overall I think the song is a slight disappointment. I mean, Beyoncé a leader in her genre and that really doesn’t live up to it, especially compared to the groundbreaking “Crazy in Love”. It sounds kinda uninspired and rushed. That’s perhaps because she doesn’t focus on music anymore. More like: “hey I got a couple of weeks off from making movies, let’s make an album, quick”. And with this song as lead single I don’t think that it will be that spectecular.

  • http://www.dallaspenn.com Billy Sunday

    Bol

    If you do a shit sandwiches ‘straight to video’ post please include Janet Jackson’s reeediculous new single titled “I pegg J.D., ‘cuz I’m old and nasty’.

  • http://thisone tim

    that was gay and stop hatin so much on that bot

  • mark-1

    yall r all hatin.. hip hop is jus gettin played out and replaced by other stuff dats all! maybe if yall losers step up we can all have sumthin else 2 listen to on da radio!

  • Scribe

    haha u said white girls are more likely to do shit bout oral sex and on another post u said black woman were 23 times more likely to get AIDS then white woman. shut the fuck up and know ur shit before u say it nigger

  • http://italiazaebala.info/in/ Adeline

    Awesome, man

  • Adhilah

    Not bad, it really can occur

  • Adrena

    Delete this slip!

  • Adrianne

    Glukers suck a lot

  • Adriena

    Nice..nice post.

  • Adriene

    Thanks man, i agree