Late Registry

While overseas, Kanye (who decided to dress like a cross between the Chef Boyardee and the new millennium Aunt Jamimah.) popped the question to girlfriend Alexis.If you thought that Star Jones' constant rambles about her wedding was annoying, you haven’t seen anything yet. Expect for this wedding to be extremely lavish and over the top. Usually the bride nitpicks about every small detail but something tells me that ‘Ye is going to turn into a full blown Groomzilla.

This is going to be the most extravagant hip hop wedding ceremony ever. Like I’ve said before, I would not be the least surprise if he came voguing down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown.

Some people have started to speculate that the bride to be is really his beard [1]. Who knows if that shit is true. Just don’t be too shocked if you hear about his sideline hoe John Legend interrupting the ceremony.

[1] Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.