Late Registry

While overseas, Kanye (who decided to dress like a cross between the Chef Boyardee and the new millennium Aunt Jamimah.) popped the question to girlfriend Alexis.If you thought that Star Jones’ constant rambles about her wedding was annoying, you haven’t seen anything yet. Expect for this wedding to be extremely lavish and over the top. Usually the bride nitpicks about every small detail but something tells me that ‘Ye is going to turn into a full blown Groomzilla.

This is going to be the most extravagant hip hop wedding ceremony ever. Like I’ve said before, I would not be the least surprise if he came voguing down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown.

Some people have started to speculate that the bride to be is really his beard [1]. Who knows if that shit is true. Just don’t be too shocked if you hear about his sideline hoe John Legend interrupting the ceremony.

[1] Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

  • Meka Soul

    hahahahahaha!

  • SY Young

    u know u wrong for this one.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    u know u right for this one.

  • datniggamac

    AHAHA!! KANYE’S A DRAMATIC CUNT!

  • Belize

    Funny shit fresh…keep it up!

  • Belize
  • LBDII

    I like Kanye.

  • Danja29

    hahahahahahahaha… I wonder if Kanye’ll throw a tantrum at the wedding if the piano man misses a note on “Here Comes The Bride”.

  • datniggamac

    I wouldn’t surprised if Pharell shows up and objects to the marriage

  • rome

    I’m not surprised Kanye’s getting married. I’m surprised he’s marrying a woman.

  • LOS

    I’d beat.
    His beard that is…
    um, nullus

  • soopadoopa

    we need more marriages in the black community, I hope it works out.

  • A PAUL D

    DAMMIT FRESH FIND SUMO OF THAT AND PUT IT ON C & D PLEASE

    SOUTHERN STYLE VOGUE (SHAKES HEAD)

    DEAD , JUST

  • rizzop

    Ya’ll hating on due for being different…but i thought that what hip hop was all about. The niggas flow is crazy (grammy family, listen to it!) He will make a killer track. He had all ya’ll singing Jesus walks! And he can make a record with anyone Jay-Z, NAS, CAM, Siegel…. why aint he considered on of the best? Grammy’s and kill the both on Rap city…………..Quit HATING!

  • http://xxl 2liveanddieinGA

    kanye is a bitch

  • pop a poppa

    Kanye gettin’ married to Alexis…
    or is it Alex?

  • mymorex09

    fresh, i hate you for late registry.

    and by hate, i mean you made my day.

    wtf is that around his neck? did he think he was going to get chilly at the restaurant? dramatic azz cunt….

  • wuthafuk

    u niggas is mad,,,funniest shit alll yeaar

  • http://XXL Acappella

    He may b gettin married 2 a woman but I think him & The Game R fuckin’ around. He defends KanGay 2 much in his diss records!!!

  • DHLite

    Kanye might be gay, but that don’t take away from him as an entertainer