Hands off daddy’s wallet

In an age when even the most popular rappers are routinely having their asses handed to them by the likes of Danity Kane and the High School Musical soundtrack, the last thing they need is some woman trying to build a career off of having their babies.

I’m not saying a man shouldn’t be held accountable for his own offspring, but obviously there should be limits. Working the layaway desk at a discount department store, I happen to know for a fact that even broads who only get like $200 a month in child support see no problem with spending a good quarter of it on themselves.

Which is just wrong. With the kind of lifestyle I lead (this summer I discovered the joy of the 32 oz. porterhouse), it’s hard for me to imagine a kid living on $200 a week, let alone $200 a month. And that’s before the mom takes like $50 to buy herself a new pair of shoes when she’s probably already got a whole closet full.

But that’s the thing: When all you’re doing is cutting a check each month, it can be difficult to know how it’s being spent without following the bitch around to ensure accountability, which is definitely what I’d do if I was stuck in that situation.

A better solution might be to cut a check to a food pantry which could then parcel out X amount of food each month based on the child’s needs. If the mother eats all of the baby’s Corn Flakes before the month is up, she’d be forced to come out of her own pocket, lest the child starve to death. And I imagine a similar solution would work well for kids’ clothes.

Meanwhile, many rappers these days are being forced to cut checks for way more than $200.

Take for example Young Jeezy. Since 2001 he’d been paying $178 a month in child support. This would seem like a ridonkulously low amount, but fortunately the broad was living in a section 8 development and probably extracting more money from the federal government each month than I make from my own site, XXL and the BGM combined.

Earlier this year his baby’s mother took him to court to increase the amount of the payments. I was all for this because a) what fuck is a five-year-old boy supposed to eat for $6 a day? and b) us tax payers shouldn’t be compelled to provide a subsidy for the offspring of some jig who’s probably got a chain worth more than I’ll make in my lifetime (i.e. $100,000).

Only thing is, this bitch didn’t want $1,000 a month, or even $2,000 a month. The amount she was asking for? $20,000 a month! Smart drug dealer that he is, Young Jeezy began furiously looking for ways to hide his income. According to Jeezy, he’s yet to recoup on his deal with Def Jam, and all he’s gotten from rap so far is a $35 a day per diem.

With the way this business is set up, that could very well be true. But either way, I was left with no other choice than to support Young Jeezy in his efforts. I’d rather this skank live rent-free for the rest of her life than see her make a fortune off lying to some rapper about being on the pill.

  • Meka Soul

    hmmmm…

  • Tha Blueprint

    First

  • thoreauly77

    harsh.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u a faggit ass nigga bol

    a minivan drivin faggit ass nigga who resemble mark henry wit alopecia and a muskrat

    but word..fuck these leechin’ single mom bitches..itz time 2 make abortion compulsory fo dese pieces of trash

  • the dough

    first?

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    but on2 mo important matters

    bol..wut do u make of tara blog 2day?

    iz it her time of da month or sum shit?

    and whuts wit da meka soul dickridin?

  • thoreauly77

    harsh, but, nah this is just harsh. so she may be a dumbass, but he still stuck his syphillitic dick up in that shit and that kid deserves to live in the same comfort his father lives in. not her. the kid. 20000?! trust me, i have a daughter and i sacrifice my comforts to make HER more comfortable, but with the young jeezy types i am sure “more comfort” translates to a “new x-box” as opposed to being a real father. the “men’s rights movement”? what the fuck dude? he had every right to not fuck that girl, period.

  • K.O.T.S

    first

  • http://myspace.com/wabdamuss wab

    babymamas suck

  • General

    Jeezy probably wasn’t lying about the 35 dollars a day. Fact is most of these so called ballers are livin on borrowed money, Jay-Z will probably recoup the Jeezy’s chain in a few years when Thug Motivation 106 don’t sell

  • http://myspace.com/cirespot Bowser da Boss

    Yea cold shit. Thing is, Jezzy shouldnt be riding around in lambos and “making it rain” at the scrippa clubs. Lawd knows his Bm prolly smelt that dough from 2 miles away. This is why I am overjoyed that I have no kids. Some bitches is cold-blooded mayne.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >that kid deserves to live in the same comfort his father lives in.

    Oh, really?

  • Meka Soul

    i ignore e-beefers like you ignore vaginas, transient. but nice try anyway.

    i always try to wonder what makes women come to the conclusion that their 4-year old needs $20,000 a month for support.

    then i realize that there’s a dooney & burke store down the street from their bachelor apartment in nickerson gardens.

    dumb jigs.

  • thoreauly77

    yes, he does. and he deserves for his father to provide it. and by comfort i mean not section 8 housing and to have an ample amount of food.

  • Meka Soul

    >yes, he does. and he deserves for his father to provide it. and by comfort i mean not section 8 housing and to have an ample amount of food.>

    do you really think the entire $20,000 is going to the son?

  • Meka Soul

    >yes, he does. and he deserves for his father to provide it. and by comfort i mean not section 8 housing and to have an ample amount of food.>

    do you really think the entire $20,000 is going to the son?

  • Mr.Me

    Jeezy’s son can live off $170 a month. I doubt he’s a dead beat so he probably has his son in private school an pays for his outlandish birthday parties an shit. Bol ya gay ass is really just sayin Jeezy’s name as an example cuz niggas know how you dickride NYC rappers.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    I still need to check out Tara’s post today. I’m sure it’s fantastic though.

  • thoreauly77

    i wasnt even implying that. it is stupid to even ask for $20000, and highly improbable she would get it anyway. the problem is that this kid is going to end up being just like his father if he doesnt get out of the hood and into a better school system, etc. if this chick is section 8 and he is a celebrity, he could easily fight for full or shared custody, but you dont see that happening, do you?

  • Fernando

    Fuck Jeezy. Fuck his money Grubbin Baby mama. and fuck his crack baby son. they can all eat spam for the rest of their life for all i care. I got my own problems. Just cause he fucks retarded hood rats and has little gremlin children doesnt mean I should give 2 shits.

    bobby hurley

  • DJ N-Credible

    I dont give a shitif you bring a child into this worl it is your responsibility to give that child the best possible life regardless of how much you make even if you hate the women that birth your seed…real niggas do real shit…if I had a kid for a chick i slept with on a one night stand i would give that child my last…if i was broke the child would still live comfortably and if i had money like a lot of these stars the mother and the child would live nice…the mother because she is the mother of my child…real talk

  • DJ N-Credible

    its called RESPONSIBILITY…man up niggas

  • Fernando

    How he gonna be the SNOWMAN & SO ICY if he only givin $180 a month to his kid? Maybe he can put a kilo a month into a college savings account.

  • Fernando

    Bol looks like Jeezys fat uncle

  • marlon

    If i was jeezy i wouldn’t worry about giving her money as much as i would worry about perhaps being a father to my child. how about some partial custody? that would make a good case to have him give less. he’s buyin his way out of being a dad so fuck him, he could make a case for not giving that money if he was taking care of his business and not trying to turn his back so he can continue to stunt away his second childhood

  • Fernando

    These rappers should fork out more than $200 a month! What the fuck is wrong with these nigs???? Raise your kids you rich mothafuckas. How you gonna spend all that loot on ice, weed, whips, and bitches (I know I would!) But my kid would be kickin it with me. By age 12 we would be tag teamin hoes!! Lets get it!

  • Meka Soul

    thoreauly77: co-sign. unfortunately, this world works so well that said baby moms will get $20,000 to appease her materialistic desires, while the child will still live off the welfare checks.

    if i was rich & had a seed = instant full custody.

    i don’t need to know how many squirrels had to die for her to look fly.

  • K.O.T.S

    LIKE KAYNE SAID…”WE WANT PRE-NUP WE WANT PRE-NUP”

  • Meka Soul

    koy detmer.

  • K.O.T.S

    OH WAIT…PRE-NUPS is for divorces…my bad…ha ha ha..

  • Fernando

    Loy Vaught

    I think Bol is in cahoots with Gucci Mane

  • Meka Soul

    >…the mother and the child would live nice…the mother because she is the mother of my child…

    what if the mother was a dirty whore who gang banged everyone from beetlejuice to stuttering john?

    just a thought, people.

    i’m no a complete dickhead [no cheryl swoops]. if said baby moms was a hard worker & could provide for herself as well as the child, child support is nothing.

    but if she would rather spend my hard earned money buying some pradas for her & pro-wings for the kid?

    “whirlwind kicks & hits from every angle…”

    stacey augmon, sid vicious.

  • thoreauly77

    word meka. as a father this shit really pisses me off. i am a broke ass graduate student and no matter what, i would keep my daughter. the point is that guys like jeezy dont seem to give a flying pharell about their children.

  • K.O.T.S

    man ODB (r.i.p) never had a problem with child support…he was smart bout his business. homeboy went to go pick up his food stamps in a freakin limo, (I said) pick up his food stamps in a freakin limo….with a CAMERA CREW…rappers gotta step it up…learn from ODB…

  • LONZO

    Ty detmer.

  • thoreauly77

    whats the sid vicious reference?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    “a minivan drivin faggit ass nigga who resemble mark henry wit alopecia and a muskrat”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Best Transi line ever. (no homo)

    –Everybody on here (including DJ Original Name) has some good points. Jeezy & other dudes in similar situations need to get their legality on and find out what they can do to make sure their children are being taken care of.

    I know I’m the emo fag king (no transi) on here, but a sheisty bitch is a sheisty bitch regardless, and a real man and real father should do what he needs to no matter what.

    That being said: Kordell Stewart, George “The Animal” Steele, Sonic the Hedgehog, & Luc Longley.

  • Fernando

    Big suprise. The “snowman” doesnt want to raise his kid…Im shocked. BTW, funniest thing ever is Jeezy trying to explain to MTV what “snowman” is referring to. “Its not drugs….No, Really!’ ha ha

    Ty Detmer

  • Meka Soul

    >whats the sid vicious reference?>

    the wrestler, not the coked out rock psycho. feel free to chime in on the “name that nba/wwf/nfl/mlb weed carriers” game at any time.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    SWEAR TO GOD BOL MINIVAN DO TRICKS
    HIT THE BRAKES, HIT THE LIGHTS
    AND, VOILA, THERE GO THEM TARA PIX

  • thoreauly77

    oh, i was hoping it was coked out rock psycho suicides being discussed now cause then i could expose my punk-rock roots. gg allin.

  • K.O.T.S

    HACKSAW JIM DUGAN

  • Fernando

    Has anyone else seen the lloyde banks “hands up” video??? That shit is ghey as fuck. He sounds like he got a brand new ghey voice courtesy of fiddy. Its like they got in the studio & said..”all the white bitches are scared of you low voice. Lets take it up 3 octaves & try to get a single with avril lavigne” Ghey ass nigga.

    Sam Bowie

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Yo, Meka.. How you feel about Tara’s proposal?

    lol @ Transi.

    Baseball too? Okay.

    Rob Van Dam, Chavo Guerrero, Raef LaFrentz, Fernando Valenzuela, Natrone Means

  • Fernando

    Nice one Transient…..Nice.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I like “hands up”, and I normally hate Teh Ghey unit.

  • Fernando

    Natrone Means….Damn, why didnt I think of that…..oh yeah

    Ben Coats

  • I need a drink

    Having a shitty day, this shit made me crack up. Thanks.

  • Fernando

    Somehow Im not suprised Rey. Was the old Lloyde too scary for you too??

  • Meka Soul

    feel free to do that as well. michael hutchins.

    sabu, spike dudley, tyrone hill, bo outlaw, olden polynice, tony atlas, hershel walker [the vikings suckbag, not the cowboys/college football beast], john rocker, byung yung [i just call him "barnyard"] kim, chan ho park.

  • Fernando

    I dont know baseball, but Im sure there are some classic weed-carriers.

    Hideo Nomo (flopped)

  • Fernando

    Bol looks like he is mean-muggin a bag of pork rhines.

  • Meka Soul

    and i’m a guy, people.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    A little bit, Nando. Big scary negroes and such. lol @ pork rinds.

    Hideki Irabu. (Steinbrenner called him a “Fat Toad” once)

  • Spark

    i want child support fuck!!!!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh, I don’t think it makes a difference to Transi, Meka.

  • thoreauly77

    spark, youre gonna be OK. theres some support for ya.

    kurt cobain

  • DJ N-Credible

    Meka Soul Says:

    August 31st, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    >…the mother and the child would live nice…the mother because she is the mother of my child…
    (my statement)

    what if the mother was a dirty whore who gang banged everyone from beetlejuice to stuttering john?
    (your response)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    what the fuck are you raw doging a dirty whore who gets gang banged…if so you deserve everything that follows includins aids and herpes

  • K.O.T.S

    double j (jeff jerette), christian, chavo guererro, jimmy hart, brock lesnar, fake goldberg, wayman tisdale, xavier mcdaniel

  • Belize

    *******I PROMISE THAT THIS IS MY LAST PUSH**************

    *A GOOD METHOD MAN REVIEW, READ:

    http://rapreviews.com/archive/2006_08_421dayafter.html

    4:21 In Stores Now

    Now back to your daily blogging

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Eddie Vedder (this game might not have the same legs as “wwe/wcw/ecw weed carriers)

    Wahoo McDaniel

  • Meka Soul

    >what the fuck are you raw doging a dirty whore who gets gang banged>

    read: meka soul = guy. no baby moms [why the fuck am i defending myself to bloggers? you get one name drop & jigs are already gunning for the crown. i kid, i kid]

    u really think “rappers” like webbie, young city & the fat jig from dem franchize boyz can pull model chicks?

  • thoreauly77

    rey, these are rock suicides. that means that all victory records guys will be up here a few short years.

  • Fernando

    Orlando Woolridge Bitches

  • Belize

    Good post..its sad to see how far a woman would go to get “better-off” in life

  • thoreauly77

    hollywood and vine

  • thoreauly77

    oh wait that was GLOW!

  • Fernando

    They can & will pull model chicks. Shit, Big Moe got hoes fryin his chicken & preparing his codeine just the way he likes it(with a pinch of oregano)

    Earl Manigault

  • thoreauly77

    classic weed carrier wwf. did anyone mention the “mouth of the south”?

  • K.O.T.S

    qyntel woods, john salmons, antoine carr, dale ellis, derek harper (HATE THE KNICKS), jeff malone, craig ehlo, mark jones, steve bouchie, steve smith

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Rock Suicides? Sheeit, that’s morbid. Do O.D.s count? Jimi Hendrix, the dude from Sublime, Janis Joplin..

    Orlando Woolridge? Is he basketball? I don’t remember.

    Whoever said the ODB thing was right. Dude had 246 kids and you never heard anything about him not taking care of them. (RIP, Osirus/Big Baby Jesus/Dirt McGirt)

  • Danja29

    lol @ trans catchin’ feelings about that Meka Soul shit.

    and uhhh… The Ding Dongs (aka wackest tag team EVER… besides Cruel Connection).

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    You wound me, KOTS. Why you hate the Knicks?

    Scott Norwood, MR. FUJI

  • Belize

    Bol, why didnt you use P.Diddy as an example?
    Even though him and his wife looks like they might be all “lovie-dovie” and shit..we all know she just tryin to make another seed so she could tax that nigga for another 100k a month

  • Fernando

    Hell yeah he was basketball. motherfucker repped the curl…..HARD

  • jon jon–23

    I definetely think when a nigga’s lifestyle goes through the roof his kids should benefit, but $20,000 a month? It takes two to make a chap, so there should be a certain limit on the shit. When there is no limit on what a female can draw she becomes more scandalous in her ways to trap niggas. What motivation does she have to get off her ass and work when she’s gettin’ paid all that dough just for having a child? Five G’s is plenty and should be a cut off for anybody. If you got money like that you can buy extra shit for the child on the side, that way you know it’s going to the child. If you a man you would make sure your child was comfortable anyway.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    How about “Power & Glory” aka Paul “Romeo” Roma & Hercules?

    Dickey Simpkins.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >Bol, why didnt you use P.Diddy as an example?

    This post is just intended as an introduction to the men’s rights movement.

    I could do a whole month on this shit if I wanted to.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    co-sign JonJon

  • K.O.T.S

    thoreauly11 beat you to it “jimmy hart” look up…

  • Fernando

    Bol of course speaking in “theoretical terms” since he has never even sniffed a vagina outside of his moms raggedy old taco.

    Xavier Mcdaniel

  • K.O.T.S

    im a BULLS FAN rey…and if it wasnt for that “GHOST” foul on Pippen in 95 we probably would had a 4peat…I HATE DEREK HARPER…dont make me remember please..please…ha ha ha

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The child-support should go to some kinda bank account that the state or county (whichever handles that) keeps track of, maybe some kinda debit card or something (altho’ the recent FEMA debit disaster might make that a no-go) that can keep track of purchases… That way if there’s $200 charged to fuckin’ macys or whatever and only $50 to babies r us, they’ll crack down.

    Whaddya think?

    Also, Rickey Watters.

  • Meka Soul

    steve “mongo” mcmichael, big bad momma.

    lol at fernando. however earl manigault = the g.o.a.t. of streetball.

    hot sauce, on the other hand [show of hands for anybody that's going to see "crossover." thought not]

    the key thing is to lock a chick down with you before you blow [no "big love"]. that way, she’d have been with you from the days you thought fried wings & rice was luxurious.

    but knowing rappers, they’ll prob’ly stick their joints [extra no "oz"] in the 1st moocow that gives them love.

  • thoreauly77

    oops. well, i havent watched tv since those wwf days, so you win. iron shiek?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    KOTS- I hate the bulls. Not so much now, but when we won beat them in 94 I was ecstatic. (it was 94 when Pip fouled Hubert Davis, btw)

    Derek Harper was a beast that year! Ya’ll sent in JoJo English to try and get my man suspended!

  • K.O.T.S

    kenny anderson, billy owens, doug smith, stacey augmon, terrell brandon, rich king, chris gatling, john turner, leron ellis, erick murdock

  • THAT_BOY_NOAH

    BUT YO ISNT DIDDY’S BABY MOMMA TAKIN HIM FOR LIKE 20 GRAND A MONTH OR SOMETHIN?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Nice try, thoreauly.

    lol @ Moocow. That’s my favorite word from when I was younger.

  • Fernando

    Least suprising fact about this Blog….everybody knows a shit load abut WWF / WWE / WCW

    Chris Gatling

  • Belize

    Negative..i used Jimmy Hart yesturday

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Yeah, Didn’t Misa take Puff for alotta money?

  • Fernando

    Adrian Dantley (actually very good) still a weed-carrier as far as recognizability

  • I Fux

    A-Rod is carrying weed right about no, how about Caramelo Martinez, Oil Can Boyd, Rollie Fingers, Boof Bonser, Coco Crisp, Albert Belle, Mo Vaughn, Cecil Fielder, Bob Hamelin, Cris Sabo, Wade Boggs once drunk 32 beers on a flight from LA to Ny true story NO Homo

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Word, Nando– We’re a bunch of nerds.

  • DJ N-Credible

    Meka Soul you need to stop using that term Jig say that in the wrong place you wont leave that place

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Hmm, Deion Sanders (baseball Deion)

  • Fernando

    Shut up Dj. Jig Jig JIg jIG JIG JIG JGIG J IG JIG JGIGJIGJGIJGIJGIGJIGJ

  • Fernando

    Brad Sellers

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Mike Gallego, John Rocker, The Big Hurt Frank Thomas

  • I Fux

    YO Fat Elvis was cocaina carrier

  • Meka Soul

    misa is still takin puff to the cleaners.

    but after seeing him do the charleston in that new video of his, i don’t feel too bad.

    the phoenix suns gorilla, benoit benjamin, shawn green, the 9-73 denver nuggets, george karl for rocking a turtle neck w/his tucked in throwback jersey & slacks.

  • Fernando

    Matter of fact…..I wonder if that is where “gettin Jiggy with it” came from??????

    Different Strokes

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Maybe he means it like, “dancing a jig”.. It’s not a black thing, it’s an irish thing!

  • Meka Soul

    would you prefer me to call everyone a nigger, porch monkey or junglebunny then mr. n-credible?

  • Fernando

    Why does the ad for bullet bot look like Chingy???

    Tony Battie

  • Meka Soul

    lorenzen wright.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Benoit Benjamin.

    John Crotty

  • K.O.T.S

    rey actually that happened in 94..but hey we got our revenge a decade later…we trade eddie curry for your 1st round pick in 06 and 07…REVENGE IS SWEET…

    jojo english, rick fox, mark randall, donald hodge, kevin lynch, stanley roberts,bryant stith, don maclean, hubert davis

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    PORCH MONKEYS 4 LIFE!

  • Fernando

    Dj-fagga-mite says:

    “say that in the wrong place and you wont leave that place”

    Are you referrring to the thugged out blogs?? I heard one blog @ allhiphop.com was gangster as fuck…Im scared to login. HA

    Eric Montross

  • Belize

    BOB LOVE (a real bulls fan ova here)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Yeah, WTF was Zeke thinking? *sigh* It’s all good, I’m a diehard fan.

    Greg Anthony, Dikembe Mutombo and all 45 of his last names, Ahmad Rashad, Willow Bay

  • Fernando

    J.R Reid’s Box

  • Fernando

    Michael Cage’s jheri curl

  • Fernando

    Shane Battier’s wrinkly head

  • Belize

    Any body remember A.C. Green and his (ghey as fuk) beanie baby that he used to put on his dome during his benchwarming day?
    He should have gotten his ass wooped on G.P.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    A.C. Green’s big-ass teeth.

    Anthony Mason’s big ass. (no michael stipe)

  • Fernando

    Mike Jones is making a film by the way

  • Fernando

    Steve “The Snapper” Jones has the largest ass of any human being on the earth (no jonathan taylor thomas)

  • Belize

    Cant believe yall are taking bout men’s ass…yall could atleast say WNBA bitches

    Fuck Mike Jones

  • Fernando

    On a blog dedicated to naming NBA / WWF / MLB / NFL Weed-carriers..anything is possible (no carl lewis)

  • Belize

    Interesting fact…lol

  • Fernando

    J-Lo’s ass was always overrated. There are at least 10 bitches killin her shit

  • Meka Soul

    i leave for lunch & now the topic is on body parts?

    yeesh.

    there’s more pressing issues in the world going on to worry about than wheter i say “jig” at a hell’s angels meeting.

    todd pinkston, cory buckhalter, obena ekezie, danny manning, bo kimble, tyrone from “arch rivals,” mutant league football, scott skiles, robert parrish, george “the animal” steele.

  • Belize

    Robin…#1 superhero weed carrier ever

    Vida-still best ass in thegame presently (buffy’s face excludes her from my list completely)

  • Belize

    Bol Says:

    August 31st, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    >Bol, why didnt you use P.Diddy as an example?

    This post is just intended as an introduction to the men’s rights movement.

    I could do a whole month on this shit if I wanted to.

    ^That was sum lazy nigga shit…lol

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Vida is hot, word up.

    Um.. I can’t do comic book weed carriers. My nerd-dom has barriers.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Bimbo Coles.

  • Anthony

    THIS DUDE SAID HE WOULDN’T F!@# TRINA. I’M PRETTY SURE HE TRIES TO PICK UP CHICKS BY TELLING THEM HE WRITES FOR XXL. HE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY. LIKE NAS SAID ABOUT FUNKMASTER FLEX, LOOK AT HIS FACE.

  • Belize

    Yeah niether can I..I only know robin and that faggit ass aquaman…haaaaa

  • I Fux

    I saw buffy’s cottage cheese here
    http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/

  • Belize

    But…Stacey Dash Playboy edition > Vida’ playboy spread

  • Anthony

    YOU NEED TO SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD CAUSE YOU TEND TO GET REAL DISRESPECTFUL TOWARDS THEM. YOU ARE PROBABLY SOMEBODY’S WEED CARRIER AT XXL. IT’S SAFE TO SAY YOU WON’T PROGRESS VERY FAR IN YOUR FIELD.

  • K.O.T.S

    dough christie, don maclean, travis mays, loy vaught, alec kessler, daune causwell, tate george, greg foster, walter palmer, bimbo coles, tony massenburg, steve bardo

  • Fernando

    Sad news…..Vida’s ass is shrinking..much like carmen electra’s did. Fucking hollywood white girl bullshit. ive taken shits bigger than kate hudson

  • I Fux

    Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques Wamutombo

    ^ thats his goverment name

  • K.O.T.S

    damn rey you beat me with BIMBO COLES….ha ha ha

  • I Fux

    There asses can shrink if they get on a diet plus get repeately ethered doggie style

  • Meka Soul

    >Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques Wamutombo>

    jesus christ on a crutch. and here i thought my government was long.

  • I Fux

    Robin from Howard Stern #1 weed carrier

  • Fernando

    Exactly….NO DIET. Stick to what got you there….red beans & rice and suckin dick

  • I Fux

    With the kind of lifestyle I lead (this summer I discovered the joy of the 32 oz. porterhouse)

    ^

    I ethered a 22oz New York Steak and that was an accomplishment trying to fit in another 10oz would have been almost immpossible

  • Fernando

    How is Vida gonna do playboy and not have at least three pics on all 4′s? HER ASS IS WHY PEOPLE LIKE HER. I dont want tastfully done photos, I want asss in the air.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ all you crazy fuckers.

    Where’s Transi at?

  • Belize

    I Fux Says:

    August 31st, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    Robin from Howard Stern #1 weed carrier

    6naw beutlejuice playboy..that midget got robin beat…matter of fact why XXL stop his lil editorial, that was the funniest shit ever

  • Belize

    *naw

  • Belize

    transi’s giving bol dome

  • Meka Soul

    primoz brezec, othella harrington, pervis ellison, dan gadzuric, jason kapono.

    seriously, though, who NEEDS $20,000 a month to take care of her child? does the lil’ jig/nigger/porch monkey/jungle bunny shit diamonds?

  • Belize

    Does the lil’ jig/nigger/porch monkey/jungle bunny shit diamonds?

    ^Lol..thats PC for ya at its finest

  • I Fux

    Beetlejuice mutherfuck your are completely right, we have a black midget gimpy arm motherfucker around my hood they call Beetlejuice, I myself dont engage in name calling but dude is a good guy just ruined for life with his looks no homo

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol.. I’ve always preferred “Spear Chucker” and “Mud Baby” myself.

    and on the Strength of their respective posts today:

    Bol & Tara = Ron Burgundy & Veronica Corningstone of xxlmag.com

  • Meka Soul

    i’m not for young jeezy skipping out on taking care of his seed, but c’mon now. 20 grand? a month?

    child support is quickly becoming the number one killer for black men, only behind stepping on new shoes & p.a.w.gs.

  • crack

    Someone please take pity for this guy “DJ N-credible”. I check this site occasionally so I may look at a few days of posts each time. And it seems that this dude averages 15 comments PER song/post/story. He argues about every blog subject. He argues about every song. He “keystyles” to most of the songs. He even keystyles to the blogs! Taking all this in i have come a conclusion. This guy has to a morbidly obese shut-in who works from home and has his grandmother bring him a kfc 10 piece every 2 1/2 hours. Probably in his mid-30′s he remains fused to a La-Z-Boy, oblivious to the enormous pit stains deeply embedded in his favorite Mecca T-shirt. Obviously this website consumes his life as he takes time to copy/paste complete strangers comments so that he can make a row of arrows pointing upward followed by abysmal attempts at being witty. He will probably copy/paste this too, saying that im wasting my time worrying about him. I’m a Journalism major so this has taken me all of 8 mintues write. Ill post this a few times then probably not check this site for a few days as usual. But come on “DJ N-CREDIBLE”, get a fucking life.

  • http://XXL Ceza

    The kid is good. Im sure Jeezy got investment accounts and IRA’s in his name. Jeezy could even front his baby’s ma some bricks for her and her crew to snort up. I’M BACK (You’re the one should be exposed, doing funny shit playing witcha nose, I don’t wanna tell my son his mother ain’t shit, She just a money hungry bitch.) Yall niggas know if the shoe was on the other foot and you had custody of your child and you’re bm was ballin, you would be trying to get her for a couple stacks extra a year you ignorant ass niccas. HAHA…. CAN’T BAN THE SNOWMAN BITCHES…

  • http://www.myspace.com/creaseburn bigg swingin’ ballz

    are you ridin’ spinners in your fun bus bol?

  • loosenut

    Jeezy has no legal money for one…Any money he gets from shows goes to someone elses hand before it gets to Jeezy. And his BM is tore up from the flo up…Jeezy be hitting those swamp monsters down in Bleckley County and Macon County…

  • Belize

    Yeah shout out to all beetljuices all over the world. fuked with looks, blessed with coolness

  • crack

    Someone please take pity for this guy “DJ N-credible”. I check this site occasionally so I may look at a few days of posts each time. And it seems that this dude averages 15 comments PER song/post/story. He argues about every blog subject. He argues about every song. He “keystyles” to most of the songs. He even keystyles to the blogs! Taking all this in i have come a conclusion. This guy has to a morbidly obese shut-in who works from home and has his grandmother bring him a kfc 10 piece every 2 1/2 hours. Probably in his mid-30′s he remains fused to a La-Z-Boy, oblivious to the enormous pit stains deeply embedded in his favorite Mecca T-shirt. Obviously this website consumes his life as he takes time to copy/paste complete strangers comments so that he can make a row of arrows pointing upward followed by abysmal attempts at being witty. He will probably copy/paste this too, saying that im wasting my time worrying about him. I’m a Journalism major so this has taken me all of 8 mintues write. I’ll post this a few times then probably not check this site for a few days as usual. But come on “DJ N-CREDIBLE”, get a fucking life.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    1- What is “p.a.w.gs”?

    2- What does “keystyles” mean?

    Good bit of “ether”, Crack, but you have to name a wrestler or obscure basketball player before you bounce. Thems the rules!

  • Belize

    Jeezy smart…he probably got all his doe under the table (shout out to all immigrants)…so since his doe is off books..cant get sued for it…I dont understand why they just dont ask for custody…they got enough doe to hire a fukin nanny

  • Meka Soul

    >Yall niggas know if the shoe was on the other foot and you had custody of your child and you’re bm was ballin, you would be trying to get her for a couple stacks extra a year you ignorant ass niccas.>

    child support doesn’t work that way. we’d probably still end up giving her money if she was ballin’.

    p.a.w.g. = Phat Ass White Girl

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >I ethered a 22oz New York Steak and that was an accomplishment trying to fit in another 10oz would have been almost immpossible

    You never know what you’re capable of until you try.

    No Greg Louganis.

  • YB

    Coming from a womens point of view… 1. Don’t have sex with people you don’t know because they really dont give a fuck about you therefore will ask for outrageous amounts of money in child support. 2. Even if a chick says she’s on the Pill why would you fuck her without protection. 3. If you’re making millions of dollars why would you want your son living in the hood wearing light up ninja turtle shoes with the velcro straps? Thats all I’m sayin…

  • Danja29

    the Bastion Booger

  • Belize

    ^ haaaa bol’s proud of deepthroating a 32oz beef….congrats on ur newly aquired no gag reflex

  • Meka Soul

    yb: the problem isn’t whether the kid will be stuntin’ like his daddy [no birdman/lil wayne kiss], it’s if the moms will use the money for the seed & not only for herself.

    that said, i greatly doubt that a child needs $20,000 a month to be taken of, unless the kid’s strapped up terry schiavo-style in a hospice.

    greg anthony.

  • Belize

    Brian Shaw

  • soopadoopa

    that shit about jeezy wuz hilarious.
    Co-sign on the porterhouse steak.

  • DJ N-Credible

    this site is plagued with a bunch of degenerates…your responses show how stuoid you really are…i can see i touched alot of peoples emotions…i get under peoples skin with truth…and I leave with this one saying as it relates to this blog,”where truth is absent, ignorance will prevail”…words from my nigga DMX

  • DJ N-Credible

    check out time…another day another dollar

  • germankid

    you niggers don’t even know how to spell GAY fucking dumbasses

  • thoreauly77

    das ist ghey germankinder.

  • che

    171 comments in 3 hours? thats quite an achievement bol. good post.

    you’re a bit fucked up but i’ve gotta hand it to you, when it comes to your ability to excite 14 year old boys in g-unit hoodies you’re on a par with michael. and that nigga has neverland and a theme park at his disposal.

  • thoreauly77

    ser teh ghey, senor aleman.

  • thoreauly77

    che, did you count all of those? kudos to you (golf clapping).

  • K.O.T.S.

    benito santiago, chuck carr, moises alou, andre dawson

  • http://Comeandgetme King blair

    U jigs are retards. I got a kid that i provide 4 everyday. But that ninja dnt need 20k, i would kill 4 less. The system is made 2 hurt the dad, in 3 months that hoe would have my salary thats wrong. If i cn raise my kid off my salary then that means da hoe tryna get over. Its not about jeezy helpin his kid its about not lettin a hoe stunt off your work. Fuck dem baby having money takin bitches.

  • Johnny Cage

    Doesn’t “BOL” kind of remind you of Unkle Ruckus from the “Boondocks”?

  • slap fire out a blog

    if i was rich & had a seed = instant full custody.

    co-motherfucking-sign, I see no reason why baby mommas have to become rich because the jigs who knocked them up are.

  • allnice

    On the real, a son or a daughter is not your responsibility unless you want to raise them. That is reality people. There is a moral code about raising your children, but you don’t have to. Some people feel bad and raise their kids and others just don’t give a fuck.

    Every nig that I know with a kid is pretty much finished. They usually end up stuck with the broad because if they leave, she is going to slam dude in court and get that $200 a week dough. The old heads taught me some important lessons to never forget: don’t get married and don’t have kids (unless the broad is rich). Makes sense to me…..

  • Joz

    bol. you’re losing it. and i don’t mean your hair cause you already lost them shits.

    get off women, gays, and whites for one post. and ps. you’re obsessed with 90s rap. this means you’re too old.

  • Galactus Jones

    Hear ye! Hear ye! BOL is a professional blogger with internet cred. He can end careers at a whim and does. For he is an industry powerhouse…or so he says!

    Bol is whack and anybody who takes pride in being a professional blogger deserves to be extradited to a mental institution in ICELAND.

    Clown the clown on Okayplayer; him and that goofy Canadian broad shall be brought to tears. Writers? Bah, far from it. Everyone blogs, every 14-year-old girl is on MySpace; due the math.

  • e

    Young Jeezy is gully. You would think he would try and provide his kid with a better life than what he had who knows maybe he does. Harold Reynolds, Jerome James, Test

  • silva

    tony polk chops atlas

  • Bugs

    dOES ANYONE KNOW HOW M-E-T-H-O-D MAN’S ALBUM IS DOING IN SALES?

  • i rep the bay i dont rep califooornia!

    first!!…oh shit, fu**K!!

  • lukee lefty

    thats why i advise my little brother that there is no way chicks can have babies outta there mouth

    cedric ceballos
    jim ‘the anvil’ niedhart
    kevin willis
    the cleveland cavilars for Micheal Jordans whole fucking career but especially in 89 when they one 57 games and thought they was the shit and mike hit that shot over ehlo

  • http://www.myspace.com/sirjantzversatile Sir Jantz

    The society we live in is messed up! If Eve wouldn’t have eaten that fruit……..but that is in the past. Women always screaming they independent!! I never thought this was true. Not all women are gold-diggers but the majority are. Let’s say I was regular old jantz (which is what I am daily). Let’s say I had a baby mama but she never asked me for nothing but I always looked after my kid. I would buy him clothes, shoes, and all the “necessities” he needs in life. Let’s say I blew up and now it seems like I got major paper. All of a sudden, this chick is asking for way too much money. She thinks just because I got money, she got money. The fucked up thing about situations like this, most of these women have more than one baby daddy. Plus, they may have a nigga they stay with and they probably got him fooled in believing one of the kids is his. I love women (don’t get me wrong) but men lie small. Women……they lie big. Big enough to make you wanna hurt somebody!! I’m out!!!

  • Vector

    Geez, Okayplayer schooled you, Bol. What happened?

  • Michelle (S.)

    Let me testify! I’m a sixteen-year-old female who gets child support from my father. I’m supposed to get $188/month, but lately, my mother’s been using that money to pay her bills, buy food, etc. (I say the bitch needs another job). Anyways, I do feel sorry for men who are taken advantage of. Especially those who pay child support then find out the child is not theirs (that’s REALLY f’d up). However, I have absolutely NO sympathy for deadbeats who would otherwise have nothing to do their child(ren) if they weren’t forced to pay child support. I’ve read this type of stuff before. I’ve seen men argue about not wanting a child in the first place and use that explanation as some sort of excuse to be exempted from paying child support. In a way, I get it, because men really have no say (and shouldn’t, by the way) in whether or not they want a child or ask the mother to get an abortion. Still, I don’t give a damn. After all of this stuff that’s come out about “baby mama drama” and child support, males should be more careful with who they mess with these days.

  • Michelle (S.)

    >>DJ N-Credible Says:

    August 31st, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    Meka Soul Says:

    August 31st, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    >…the mother and the child would live nice…the mother because she is the mother of my child…
    (my statement)

    what if the mother was a dirty whore who gang banged everyone from beetlejuice to stuttering john?
    (your response)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    what the fuck are you raw doging a dirty whore who gets gang banged…if so you deserve everything that follows includins aids and herpes

    LMAO. Good point.

  • Michelle (S.)

    Wait, wait, wait! Isn’t Diddy/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/whatever the hell he’s calling himself this month paying child support for that kid he has with Kim Porter? And doesn’t that bitch live with him AND pregnant by him again? …Wow.

  • Michelle (S.)

    >>YB Says:

    August 31st, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    Coming from a womens point of view… 1. Don’t have sex with people you don’t know because they really dont give a fuck about you therefore will ask for outrageous amounts of money in child support. 2. Even if a chick says she’s on the Pill why would you fuck her without protection. 3. If you’re making millions of dollars why would you want your son living in the hood wearing light up ninja turtle shoes with the velcro straps? Thats all I’m sayin…

    Another good point.

  • a. baltimore

    Treat em like a prostitute and we gunna play like a prostitute.

    damn.

  • henhogg

    2 all young old whoever dudes….use protection….i’m stuck in my home town and i needs 2 leave but CS(child support) kill me every check!!! not the kids CS!!! i love mines 2 death but i can’t give em what i want 2 besides love to the extreme…my BM she whatever but…ya boy trailing off…u reap what u sew 4 real!!!!! No kids til u over 30 years old…UNDERSTAND no OVERSTAND THAT YOUNGN’S

  • http://xxlmag.com 703 Hater killer

    Damn thats all it takes. 10 minutes to hit it, and 20 g’s to get out. DAMN!!!

  • the_one

    coming from someone who watched their mother struggle from the time she was a baby..its sad when people look at child support as a females way to get rich.do you men realize how much money it takes to actually RAISE a child? just think about everytime you take a kid to McDonald’s or everytime your kid wants to go to Six Flags with his rich friend from school who has both parents.my mom finally put my dad on child support when i was in elementary, but it still wasn’t enough.i got $265/month.shit that was our damn light bill! and for those of you who say the money shouldn’t be spent on bills can go str8 to hell cuz i would rather never see the money at all, than to live in a hot ass house in texas cuz we ain’t got no damn lights.fuck these niggaz! they need to wrap it up anyway, hell not just cuz a woman may not be on birth control, but because AIDS ain’t no muthafuckin’ joke. fuck p.diddy, jeezy and any other nigga that thinks its tight to have there kids living below their means. Nigga can drop $400,000 on a bentley but can’t get they kids out of the ghetto…real talk.

  • tybe

    prophetic

  • NEka

    child support is for the good of the child and the childs expenses.Its not just for the mother to take the $200 and buy the child all new stuff or new toys. The support is for all home expenses as well. So if a mother spends all her money to care for the child, there is nothing wrong with her using the support to buy her self something. She is simply paying herself back

  • http://www.myspace.com Grassisgreener

    Chrisian Okoye,Granville Waiters, Fennis Dembo,Ironhead Heyward,Harodl Minor, J.R. Rider(washed up off marijuana), Michael Adams, Vinnie Johnson, Wilbert Montgomery, and the biggest player of them all…..DEEEEZ Nuhahuuuuuuuuuutz.

  • sykoticwest

    . unfortunately, this world works so well that said baby moms will get $20,000 to appease her materialistic desires, while the child will still live off the welfare checks.

    if i was rich & had a seed = instant full custody.

    CO-SIGN!!!! I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW SO MANY SMART “COLLEGE GRADUATES” BECOME SO STUPID IN THE SYSTEM

  • peezy

    the Ninja turtle should take his off spring lil ninja turtle and ride off into the sunset!